00:06uh huh uh huh yep just as i thought is it time yet professor mcbrainy well if our calculations
00:16are correct it should be here any second now eh dr frog um well uh gee i'm not sure professor
00:24mcbrainy hey maybe you should look in your telescope dr frog uh good idea dr bear
00:36nope i don't see anything yet i don't believe it you fell for the old black eye of the giant
00:44telescope trick oh boy uh i think this is it guys how can we be sure uh well
00:53we have to wait for it
01:07it's coming is it here yet
01:09uh oh
01:16it's here
01:22hey get off of me
01:25got it he's the last one back in the nursery it's a rotten egg
01:30hurry let's move it what took you so long
01:34well we had a little trouble getting through the mess you left in the hallway
01:39yeah gondola you better clean it up before nanny sees it
01:44but i uh
01:48aww
01:49what teensy little mess and they jump all over you
01:52let's read the funnies
01:54funnies
01:56all right
01:57gee they look extra funny today
01:59yeah let's get started
02:02hey where's nanny
02:03oh i forgot nanny said she was busy this morning and would have to read us the comics later
02:12gee i wanted to read the funnies now
02:15wait a minute guys maybe we could read the funnies ourselves
02:18huh
02:19sure look at this one
02:22there's hardly any words
02:23i'll bet we could make up this story just by looking at the pictures
02:27great idea kermit
02:28so go ahead
02:30me
02:30yeah
02:31where does charlie brown kermit
02:34and make it funny
02:35well um okay
02:38let's see
02:39um uh charlie brown is
02:43getting ready to fly a kite
02:44we can see that kermit get to the funny part
02:48yeah
02:48hurry up kermit
02:50charlie brown starts running with his kite
02:53and then
02:54huh
02:54yeah
02:55well i'm not sure
02:57charlie brown says something
02:59and then
03:00wait a minute
03:01what does charlie brown say kermit
03:03oh i don't know
03:04make something up
03:06yeah something funny
03:07real funny
03:08and scary
03:09and full of adventure
03:11and weird
03:11and
03:12huh
03:13odd
03:17pretty funny kermit
03:19oh good grief
03:21good job kermit
03:22is it my turn
03:23hey gonzo i thought you were cleaning up the hallway
03:27that's right i was
03:29now i'm not
03:30see
03:31oh
03:32i'll confuse him with logic
03:35oh you can't confuse me gonzo
03:38if you don't clean up your mess we'll all get in trouble
03:42but i
03:42she's right gonzo
03:43you better go do it
03:47okay okay
03:50oh boy
03:52this is gonna be tougher than i thought
03:55without warning space cadet gonzo found himself teleported to the hostile planet
04:01gosh awful
04:02a sign to collect millions of specimens for scientific purposes while avoiding the many dangerous pitfalls all around them all
04:13around
04:16i guess this is one of those pitfalls huh
04:20unaffected by mere danger
04:23space cadet gonzo forges onward to fulfill his mission
04:28really
04:29boy i must be some brave little guy huh
04:35confronted by the most gruesome room in the entire universe
04:40our incredibly frunky little space traveler faces this shocking aging of upliness with great courage
04:48i think i forgot something in my space mobile
05:02oh great
05:05nevermind
05:08gonzo
05:09what are you doing
05:11why you haven't even started to clean up
05:15here take these and get this mess cleaned up
05:18or you'll miss reading all the funnies with us
05:21oh okay
05:22thanks piggy
05:23you're welcome
05:31some people read the funnies
05:33but i live in them
05:40let's read another one kermit
05:42yeah come on read another one
05:43well uh let's see um
05:47how about
05:48kermi
05:49may i please read the next one please
05:52huh
05:53oh uh well
05:55oh goody
05:56i'm going to read about the lady in apartment 3p
06:00oh
06:00well it's nanny's favorite funny
06:04but i don't think it's a funny funny
06:06me either
06:07it's not supposed to be a funny funny
06:10it's supposed to be dramatic
06:12like those soap operas they show on tv
06:16apartment 3b is all about nosy people sticking their noses into other people's business
06:50yes and the nosiest person of all is
06:51and now she's got her nosy nose stuck in the hallway carpet
06:58hey
06:58hey this funny is funnier than i thought
07:01ahem
07:02i am not finished yet
07:04you mean there's more
07:06certainly
07:07piggy worth a lot invited her fighting
07:09next door neighbors into apartment 3b
07:12or some worth a lot words of wisdom
07:14yes sir
07:15no sir
07:16uh-huh
07:17uh-huh
07:18listen you two
07:19no problem was ever solved by yelling
07:23uh-huh
07:24uh-huh
07:24it wasn't
07:25are you sure
07:26uh-huh
07:27and i have lots more words of wisdom
07:30wanna hear them
07:31uh-uh
07:32a stitch in time save nine
07:34oh what a rogue and peasant
07:36slave am i
07:38nah that's no good
07:39what
07:42what a joke
07:44and pleasant laugh
07:46have i
07:46that's better
07:48ronzo you don't belong in this comic strip
07:50i don't
07:52or isn't this apartment 2b
07:54no
07:55this is apartment 3b
07:572b or not 2b
07:59doesn't really make any difference
08:01it goes to me
08:03now listen
08:05remember
08:06my problems
08:07are never solved by yelling
08:09now where have i heard of that before
08:12wow
08:14look at this place
08:17yeah
08:18gonzio
08:18it's even worse than before
08:20it's gonna take you forever to clean up this mess
08:25mess
08:26what mess
08:28once again
08:30we join renegade space cadet gonzio
08:33this time on the notorious planet and drama junk
08:36the largest landfill in the galaxy
08:40trashy to the constellations
08:42what a dump
08:44that's what i said
08:46oh
08:46okay you guys
08:47now i'm gonna read my favorite comic
08:50spider girl
08:51wait a minute skeeter
08:53i always thought it was called spider man
08:55nope
08:56spider girl
08:57it sure looks like spider man
08:59you can't tell who's under that costume ross
09:03gee i never thought of that
09:05it could even be spider dog
09:08huh
09:09this is the daily flugelhorn
09:11and this is peter barker
09:13ace news picture taker
09:15but peter barker has another
09:18secret identity
09:19this is a special daily boogelhorn bulletin
09:23bad guys are down at the warehouse
09:25stealing all kinds of stuff
09:27bungling burglar alarms
09:29this sounds like a job for
09:31spider dog
09:32so get going already
09:34great
09:39hey wolf
09:41you're in the wrong comic strip
09:43oh yeah
09:44i forgot
09:47bad guys
09:49bitter fear
09:51spider dog is here
09:56walloping web slinger
09:58i ran out of newspaper
10:00now what do i do
10:01hey you
10:02why don't you come down here
10:04and start a new road
10:06great idea spider man
10:10nice spider swing shorty
10:12but you gotta work on those landings
10:16right
10:16look the warehouse
10:19hey who are you
10:21spider girl of course
10:23well this is my adventure spider girl
10:26oh yeah
10:27well you're not gonna catch too many bad guys
10:29hanging from a flagpole
10:31is that so
10:36boy you gotta work on those landings
10:39i know i know
10:40listen spider dog
10:42i'm the only spider hero around here
10:45see
10:49oh yuck
10:50no way spider girl
10:53i'm the spider hero around here
10:56watch
11:18watching babies
11:19looks like i'll have to handle this paper myself
11:31hey
11:32hey
11:32hey you kids
11:33cut that out
11:34don't you know there's only one spider man
11:38sorry mister
11:40whoops
11:46come on wolf
11:47let's get out of here
11:49oh boy
11:50oh boy
11:54oh no i can't believe it
11:57we read all the funnies already
11:59there's no more
12:00there's no more
12:01gosh
12:01now we have to wait a whole week to read them again
12:04this is awful
12:06hey
12:07maybe we don't have to wait
12:08huh
12:09i mean
12:10why don't we draw our own funny
12:12but piggy
12:13come on
12:16we don't care about the funnies
12:19we can hardly read
12:20and we don't want the one-ass
12:23i'll tell you what we need
12:26give us the funnies
12:28the funnies
12:29want a word
12:31to start the day
12:33we want the funnies
12:34the funnies
12:36we're mine
12:38well not the morning away
12:40hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heepf
12:43wizard
12:44The frozen jam so crazy sweet
12:46I'm so scared, I'm gonna get this big
12:50Here's funny cat, and strange little birds
12:53And these days, dog lips, words
12:56I see the fetties, the bunny, the fun day bunny
12:59We can draw the pictures too
13:01I'm Scooter Tracy
13:03We want this bunny, the fun day bunny
13:06Let's see, I'm out, and I'll do it
13:09Yes, what, oh, kabam
13:12We want the bunny, the fun day bunny
13:15And Blondie, what a way to start the game
13:19We want the bunny, the fun day bunny
13:22Where are we, where are we, where are we
13:26I left the morning away, hey, good day
13:29I'm out of here
13:35What are you drawing, Scooter?
13:37Blondie and Dagwood
13:38I'm gonna have Dagwood come out of that door
13:41And knock over Mr. Beasley, the mailman again
13:44That sounds funny
13:47But I can't get the mailman to look right
13:51That's closer
13:52Here, let me try
13:54Wow
13:55Hey, not that, Bozzy
13:57How'd you do that?
13:59Gosh, I don't know
14:02Wow, now I look like Charlie Brown
14:05Wow, sorry
14:07What do these buttons do?
14:10Put it up, Bozzy
14:11Oh no, I'll get it this time, Scooter
14:16Hey, what's the big idea?
14:19Okay, okay
14:20Oh, a dress?
14:24Change it, come on, change it
14:26Maybe these buttons will help
14:29Huh?
14:31Too cold
14:33Too hot
14:36Knock it off, Bozzy
14:38Don't change the backgrounds
14:40Change me
14:41I'm trying, I'm trying
14:46Wait a second
14:47This isn't so bad
14:49I always liked Prince Valiant
14:51Huh?
14:52Oh no
14:53Okay, Dragon
14:55You asked for it
14:57Huh?
14:59Where's my weapon?
15:01Celery?
15:02This won't work either
15:04Well, this is ridiculous
15:07Bozzy, stop it
15:09Stop what?
15:11Huh?
15:12Bozzy?
15:13That's right
15:14And who's out there working my computer?
15:19Maybe I should have given him a doorknob instead of an accordion
15:23Gonzo, don't you have anything better to do?
15:26Yeah, Gonzo, don't you?
15:28Like, finish cleaning the hallway?
15:31Oh yeah
15:32The hallway
15:33That's right
15:35It's over this way
15:36Space connect Geisel
15:39Captured by evil and hideous
15:41Orgonzola brothers
15:43Has led back to the treacherous woodmines
15:46Of the planet
15:47Of the planet
15:47No more
15:48You ever have one of those days?
15:55I don't think Gonzo wanted to go out there
15:57I'll see
15:59Did you finally decide on what comic to draw, Kirby?
16:02Uh-huh
16:03I decided to draw my most favorite comic strip
16:06Peanuts
16:07Peanuts?
16:08Ooh, that's my favorite, too
16:11Let me see
16:12But where's Lucy and Charlie Brown and the rest of the kids?
16:16Well, um, uh, I can't draw people very good, Piggy
16:20I see what you mean
16:22Hmm, I guess I'll just finish up this treat
16:30Just look at this place
16:32A perfect spot for a comic strip character
16:35And I can't draw
16:36Hey, what's that?
16:39Bro, what are you doing here?
16:41Well, I heard you needed some peanuts for your funnies
16:44So I thought I'd help out
16:45Gosh
16:49Boy, somebody sure drew this piano out of tune
16:55Hiya, Kerbal boy
16:56Hey, if it's peanuts you want, I'm your girl
17:00Huh?
17:00Butterscotch skeeter's the name
17:02Yeah
17:03Please follow my game
17:04Now, catch
17:05But I
17:06You got it, you got it
17:07I do?
17:10Nice catch
17:16Sheesh
17:16Ranch
17:17You know what your problem is, Kermit?
17:21Um, I think I have a deep-rooted need for approval
17:24Aggravated by the fact that I'm kind of short and green
17:27Nope, that's not it
17:29You just can't draw
17:30Oh, gosh
17:32Thanks a lot, Piggy
17:34Wait until you get my bill
17:36Sheesh
17:39That's it, huh?
17:41I think it's adorable, Kermit
17:44Hey, Kermit
17:45Piggy
17:46Come and look at the comic strips Animal made
17:49Animal
17:50Animal, just what did you do?
17:55Oh, these are the old comics we read this morning
17:58Uh-uh
17:59New, looky
18:01Huh?
18:03Gosh, they do look kind of different
18:06Yeah, they're all mixed up
18:08No mixed up
18:09Good stuff
18:11Huh?
18:12No show
18:18Blondie
18:19Blondie
18:19Blondie
18:20Where are we?
18:22Gee, I think this is Blondie and Dagwood's house
18:25Gotta run, Blondie
18:27Late for work
18:30Uh-oh
18:35Sorry, kids
18:36Wait a second
18:38Those aren't my kids
18:39Sheesh
18:40Come on, let's get out of here
18:43Which way should we go?
18:44Let's try this way
18:49Hey, it's that comic strip about the funny soldiers in the desert
18:53I wonder where the drinking fountain is
18:56Uh, Fuzzy
18:57There's no water in the desert
18:58Really?
19:00Then what's that?
19:01Huh?
19:02Huh?
19:05Huh?
19:06Fuzzy
19:08Sorry
19:13Gosh
19:13I hope that Viking doesn't mind us clawing his bones
19:17Or his hats
19:18Hey, where are we anyway?
19:20I'll climb up and see where we are
19:22Ow!
19:24Hey!
19:25I ran out of sky!
19:26Now that's no problem
19:28We just ran out of ocean
19:29Abandon comic strip!
19:32Yeah!
19:33Come on!
19:34Come on!
19:34Come on!
19:36Hmm?
19:37Hmm?
19:39Oh!
19:41Ooh!
19:47Oh!
19:48Yuck!
19:49Oh!
19:50This place is disgusting!
19:52Splosies!
19:54Splosies!
19:55La la la la la la la la!
19:56Somebody get us out of here!
20:00Hey, look. It's Gonzo.
20:02Correction, fellow childlike persons.
20:05It's Space Cadet.
20:06Gonzo. Oh, brother.
20:08Hang on, and I'll beam you aboard.
20:15Pretty nasty, huh?
20:18Well, kind of, but did you have to bring him, too?
20:22Uh-oh.
20:25Sorry about that, fellow.
20:29Now get us out of here, Gonzo.
20:31Roger. Hang on to your seats.
20:34Here we go.
20:40Must have been in reverse.
20:42I want him.
20:47Oh, no. It's not.
20:51What a dog.
20:54Oh, no. Where do we go now?
20:57Come on, guys. This way.
21:00Yes.
21:03Walloping web-slingers.
21:05I've heard of raining cats and dogs, but pigs and bears never.
21:09Come on, everybody. It's here.
21:15Somebody do something.
21:18Oh, ha-ha.
21:20Take that, you.
21:24You.
21:25Take that, you what, Gonzo?
21:28Nanny.
21:30Oh, boy, are we glad to see you, Nanny.
21:33And I'm glad to see you, too, Gonzo.
21:35Ready to read the funny papers now?
21:37Sure, Nanny.
21:38But we want to read them to you.
21:41What?
21:42Uh-huh.
21:42We found out that we can make up really great stories.
21:45Just by looking at the funny pictures.
21:48Well, that sounds wonderful, kids.
21:50I can hardly wait.
21:52You can come and get me as soon as you clean up the mess in this hallway.
21:56Huh?
21:59Gonzo!
22:01Gonzo?
22:03Gonzo!
22:03Gonzo!
22:04Gonzo!
22:06This cadet Gonzo skulked into the darkened chamber to escape the angry fort behind him,
22:13not sure if he would ever see the nursery again.
22:20Shoosh.
22:38Hey, hang in there, dudes, cause that cool cat and his buds are on the loose.
22:43That's right, it's Garfield and Friends on Kid TV, next.
23:07Hey, look, huh?
23:10Wow, it's Spider-Man.
23:12Not Spider-Man, Spider-Animal.
23:17Ow! Hey, Animal, what's going on?
23:20Me not know.
23:23Uh, Animal, I see we have a little problem here. What do you say?
23:30Oh, bye-bye.
23:33Oh, bye-bye.
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