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00:00We're back as officers are engaged in a slow-speed chase involving a white Bronco.
00:06Keep a safe distance. He kicked two trainers in the heat when he escaped.
00:09Well, allegedly kicked.
00:11Frank, you don't think Old Jasper did it, do you?
00:13OJ was a rodeo star for years. That's a violent sport. Who knows what he's capable of?
00:17There's no excuse for what he did.
00:19But chase continues as the convoy approaches protesters gather to support Old Jasper.
00:24I'm guessing this is like a hot-button topic, but I'm from New Zealand. Who's OJ?
00:29Are you serious?
00:30I'm not from here.
00:31Wow.
00:32Your country's stupid.
00:33You're a douchebag.
00:34We are entering hour two with no end in sight.
00:37If we hit the county line, this becomes another precinct's glory.
00:40Tread, slide over and take the wheel.
00:42What? Why?
00:43I'm going to roll out of a moving truck to stop that horse.
00:45Why? Why?
00:46Never tell me the odds.
00:47I didn't quite...
00:48Landed on my phone while a combo.
00:53I'm sorry I made us get those breakfast burritos. That's tough before a run.
00:57Not helpful.
00:58It appears the officer is pursuing OJ on foot.
01:01A gambit both impressive and completely unnecessary.
01:04Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, nice.
01:07Woo!
01:07Hope you have a good lawyer, OJ.
01:10That was awesome.
01:11You don't have to tell me.
01:11I was there.
01:13We will no longer be doing flashback Fridays.
01:16I was, once again, the only one in costume and it's just...
01:19Yeah, it's not fun anymore.
01:20Um, lastly, as you know, the city has been over budget and has been looking for ways to save money.
01:28I was hoping that this wouldn't affect us, but the city is shutting down a precinct.
01:32What?
01:33Am I getting fired?
01:34Not us.
01:35Not us.
01:35Not us.
01:35No, no, we're fine.
01:36We're fine.
01:38But we are absorbing ten officers from another precinct.
01:41We don't have enough snacks for that.
01:43I only absorb protein and powdered form.
01:45Who are we getting?
01:45Well, it's a fun bunch.
01:51No.
01:52Are you kidding me?
02:02It'll stop playing in a second.
02:04I'm in hell.
02:06Guess who your god is now.
02:08Hold my rig, lady.
02:09T-bay, I thought you were going to play me in.
02:11Yeah, I told you.
02:12I don't know how to play When Doves Cry yet.
02:13My partner, Daisy, everybody.
02:15Yay!
02:16Welcome, Daisy.
02:17Welcome, everyone.
02:18I lived and breathed for the two-three, but I'm keeping an open mind for my new home.
02:22Except you, you are dead to me, a ghost.
02:24Mate, what?
02:25You still mad about that emu incident?
02:26You mean when that big bird bit my ham?
02:28Allegedly bit your ham.
02:30Allegedly?
02:30You want me to show you what allegedly looks like?
02:32Let's get the lay of the land.
02:33I veto this merger.
02:35I veto it.
02:36I vetoed.
02:37Get it.
02:38Okay, you're still going to show me favoritism, though, right?
02:40I need three days off for the Kentucky Derby.
02:41I already bought the hat, so I have to go.
02:43Am I still the only shred?
02:43Are there any new shreds?
02:44I need a raise and half-day Wednesdays.
02:46Okay, hey!
02:47Hey, hey, hey!
02:47I will happily answer all questions one-on-one in my office.
02:51Meeting adjourned.
02:52Emily.
02:52My chance turned to Frank.
02:53I got to build up to him.
02:54Hey, I want to be constructive about this, but my thoughts keep drifting to arson.
02:57I hate the smudger.
02:59I hate the smudger.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01No!
03:02What?
03:02Did you miss shrimp feast again?
03:03My stupid daughter.
03:05She's smart.
03:06She got into Wellington Prep.
03:07It's the most expensive school in the city.
03:09I'm assuming that your wife's jeans are doing the heavy lifting there.
03:12When we toured the school, there were doctors and lawyers who were worried about paying tuition.
03:15Doctors and lawyers picked me up.
03:16So why did you even let her apply?
03:17Well, I didn't think she would get in.
03:19You've met Addie?
03:20You ever talk to her and think, oh, well, you're going places.
03:22Yeah, she sucks.
03:23Not according to Wellington Prep?
03:25I'm so glad that I don't have to think about kids.
03:27Except, like, tangentially when I'm buying condoms and stuff like that.
03:30Yeah, well, I'm glad things are going well between you and Parker.
03:32So good.
03:33Let me just say, I wish I was sitting on a bag of frozen peas right about now.
03:37I wish you wouldn't say that.
03:38Yeah, I regret saying that to you, actually.
03:40We got all day.
03:41Everyone will get their turn.
03:45Go ahead.
03:45Hey.
03:48Hey.
03:49Hi.
03:50Um, so I know we said we'd take time to think about what happened the other night at the
03:54penguin enclosure, and I've thought about it.
03:56Have you thought about it?
03:57It's kind of all I've been thinking about.
03:59Me too.
03:59Wait, we're talking about the kiss part, right?
04:01Not the, like, adorable penguins part?
04:03Yeah, the, yeah.
04:04Okay.
04:05I was thinking it's something we should do again sometime.
04:08Me too.
04:10Amazing.
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:11Um, but we can't do anything until I talk to my boss.
04:15I mean, I'm your supervisor.
04:17You're my subordinate.
04:18Like, this has to be very above board.
04:19Yes, and I can't do anything until I break up with Isabel, and she's out of town right
04:23now, and I, I mean, I can't break up with her over the phone, so.
04:26Oh, really?
04:26Because I was going to talk to my boss today.
04:28I could totally break up with her over the phone.
04:30Are you sure?
04:31Yeah.
04:31I think it's actually kinder, in a way.
04:33Yes.
04:33Yeah, that would work.
04:34Yeah.
04:34So, uh, you do your thing, and I'll do my thing, and then we'll, hopefully, maybe...
04:42All right, time's up.
04:44New Officer Crowell wants to talk about his dental coverage, and between you and me,
04:47hope he has the Cadillac clan, because that man's mouth has a graveyard.
04:51Hey, where have you been?
04:53And why are you so flushed?
04:55Just submerge your day rosacea.
04:56It'll clear up when I learn everybody's name.
04:58You should never learn your enemy's name.
04:59All right, so how are we going to get rid of Templeton, Daisy, Lydia, Terry, Kwame,
05:03Steph, Glenn, Joy, Lee, the other Lee, and what's his face with the ponytail?
05:06Right, convince him the precinct is haunted.
05:09You have old friends.
05:09We could dress them in nightgowns, have them wander around like ghosts.
05:12Matt.
05:13It's ponytail Matt.
05:14Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
05:15I've got to pay for books, too?
05:16That's not covered in the $10 million tuition?
05:18Hey, you've got a picture on the target, okay?
05:20Your financial ruin is secondary.
05:22Drown in here, Frank.
05:24I'm already delivering food on weekends just to cover club gymnastics.
05:26Now I'm going to have to widen my delivery window to always.
05:29Nothing is open after 10 anyway, except...
05:31Hey!
05:33Okay, what the hell do you think you're doing?
05:35Oh, I'm desk shopping, Frank, because lead officer gets first pick of the desks.
05:40Lead officer?
05:41Of what?
05:41Being the last guy still quoting Andrew Dice Clay?
05:43Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:44Spot on!
05:45Uh, I'm the senior officer, Frank.
05:48I graduated before you.
05:49Yeah, like nine days.
05:51I had shingles.
05:52Oh, shingles was the reason.
05:53Is that why you didn't pass your physical?
05:56Was it shingles?
05:57Or was it Pringles?
05:59Oh, you saw your baby fat.
06:01And your teen fat.
06:02And your adult fat.
06:03All right, Grandpa, let's go.
06:04I hooked my ankles around the base of the chair, because I knew baby Frank would do this.
06:08Frank!
06:09Move it, you sir!
06:10Stop shaking Templeton, and Templeton, stop doing whatever you're doing.
06:13Oh, farting in his chair?
06:15Oh.
06:15Ha ha, yes, that's going to stay in the fabric, because my man can throw some heat.
06:19Oh.
06:20Emily?
06:21So, who's lead officer, me or Templeton?
06:23I mean, it's not really an official title.
06:25The hell it's not.
06:26It's everything.
06:27It's who runs the precinct.
06:28I'm in charge of the precinct.
06:30Okay, yeah, but like, really?
06:31Uh-huh.
06:31This is not over.
06:33You guys have to figure out a way to get along.
06:35And if not for me, then for the animals.
06:37Okay, you've used that a lot.
06:38Because it works.
06:39Now, high five.
06:47He farted in his hand.
06:49Hilarious.
06:50Aw.
06:51Templeton thinks he's the lead officer.
06:53That's preposterous.
06:55And that Academy photo was totally AI, right?
06:58Yeah.
06:58Yeah, for sure.
07:00Well, that seemed pretty half-hearted.
07:02You know, Daisy hypes up everything that Templeton says, so step it up.
07:05Yeah, I'm sorry.
07:06I'm just a little distracted.
07:07I left a message for Isabel, because I'm pulling the trigger today, so I'm just waiting on the response.
07:11Just give me a compliment.
07:12Just see if you're still in the game.
07:14It could be about my shoulders.
07:15It doesn't have to be.
07:16Yeah, you're, um...
07:18They're usually on the tip of my tongue, you know?
07:20The one day I decided to pay attention to you.
07:22You fed me.
07:23All trucks report of an aggressive bear near Jackson Gulch.
07:26Yep, truck 12 responding.
07:28Be advised the bear's mama Rose, she has a huge internet following.
07:32There may be some media attention on this one.
07:34Truck 4's got it.
07:36Truck 12 clearly responded first.
07:38Dibs.
07:38Dibs, shields, no bags.
07:40Frank, call Infinity.
07:41I'm not doing that.
07:42Infinity!
07:43Damn it!
07:43Hey guys, remember what I said about working together before?
07:46Yeah, mama Rose is the most famous bear in the Cascades.
07:49Can I get an eye from everyone who had a great mom?
07:52That's a code violation.
07:53He only knows I had a bad mom because of bunk time, trust time at the academy.
07:57No one cares about your sad origin story.
07:59Well, Shred is a big time eye.
08:01Because I love my mommy.
08:03No.
08:04I'm senior lead officer.
08:05I got the call.
08:08Frank?
08:10Frank.
08:10My name is Templeton Dodge, and I am drunk.
08:17It's not the 12th green, you son of a bitch.
08:21Oh, can you read that?
08:23No.
08:24Parker says, I want you to do that thing with your thumb that makes me sneeze.
08:28I think this might be a your eyes only kind of thing.
08:29Can you send him a picture of my ear hole, but shoot it really tight so he's not sure what he's looking at?
08:33Ew.
08:34Oh, I got his typing.
08:35Please don't be a photo.
08:37Oh, he says dinner tonight.
08:38That's sweet.
08:38No, dinner must be cold.
08:40Because we do this thing called breakfast, where he flips me like a pancake, and then he pours syrup down my head.
08:43Is it possible that maybe he wants something more than a provocative ear hole?
08:46Like, maybe he actually wants to go on a date with you.
08:48Ew.
08:48We're friends with benefits.
08:50Actually, I would say we're just benefits.
08:52We're not really friends.
08:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
08:54This is it.
08:54Pull over.
08:54Okay.
08:55We're there.
08:58Wait.
08:59If you're going to use me for food deliveries, at least let me have a fry.
09:02I need five stars.
09:07All right, Bear.
09:08Bear, it's time for your nap.
09:12Hey, dude.
09:13Where have you been?
09:15Sorry, I don't typically explain myself to random women in the woods.
09:18We're the Mama Bears.
09:20We're part of Rose's online following.
09:22Why are you just standing there?
09:23Diego's in the mineshaft.
09:24Who's Diego?
09:25Mama Rose's cub?
09:26If you guys would have mind, take your wine caddies, take a step back, and we can get to work.
09:31All right?
09:31You must be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, my fingers to fight, my goodness, my fortress.
09:43T-Bag, the lead officer, he gets the bear!
09:44Back up, Templeton.
09:45We don't want her smelling your flop sweat.
09:47Dang it!
09:48Look who showed up late because he responsibly obeyed traffic laws.
09:51Y'all missed me shooting the big bear.
09:53Let's roll, Shred.
09:54Wait, what about the cub in the mineshaft?
09:56Cub in the mineshaft?
09:57Dibs!
10:00Infinity!
10:01And that's why I think I can be both Officer Shred Taylor's supervisor and lover.
10:05No, no, don't say lover.
10:05Don't, um, it's just a special friend.
10:07Hey, boss, just checking in.
10:09You aren't answering any of my texts.
10:10No, I just, I, uh, where, where's my phone?
10:15It's on the floor.
10:16Are you okay?
10:17You seem distracted.
10:18Um, no, no, I just, I just have a lot on my plate.
10:20It's all professional stuff, but it's a lot.
10:23Okay, Channel 4 picked up on Mama Rose's story, and it's blowing up.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:28So I got a headphone on.
10:29So the bear.
10:31Continuing our live coverage of Mama Rose and her beautiful baby cub, Diego.
10:35If we're going to fish the little guy out, these catch poles need to hold.
10:38Yeah, it'll hold.
10:39I'm a knots guy.
10:39I was an Eagle Scout before I was dishonorably discharged, so.
10:42Me and T went ice skating one time, and he laced up my blade so tight I couldn't get him off.
10:45I went to bed wearing ice skates that night.
10:47Oh, well, Frank took his cousin to prom.
10:56His hot cousin.
10:57Seriously?
10:58I did like a hundred push-ups in front of you yesterday.
11:00I am sorry.
11:01I have to take this.
11:02It's Isabel.
11:02You know, I'd ask you to hang yourself, but I know your knots don't hold.
11:11My knot would have held if you hadn't twisted it when you picked it up.
11:13You have to twist it so you can scoop.
11:15You have to be able to scoop.
11:16No, you don't dumbass.
11:17Scoop, no twist.
11:17You just pick it up.
11:18How the hell are you going to pick up a bear without scooping it?
11:19Guess who just had a pretty awkward, profanity-laden, but ultimately successful conversation with
11:24his now ex-girlfriend.
11:25Was Isabel really upset?
11:26Well, she said she was going to clone my visa and buy a Sprinter van, but I think she's
11:30just processing.
11:31Did you talk to your boss yet?
11:33I'm trying, but I can't get a hold of him.
11:34I've left like 10 messages with his assistant.
11:36Trent, wake Mama Rose and point her toward Templeton.
11:40Wait, wait, was that Frank?
11:41What's happening?
11:42It's just bear stuff.
11:43We could probably use some backup, actually.
11:45Yeah, aren't Victoria and Patel there?
11:47Imogen Poots, I forgot to call them.
11:49Um, don't let Frank murder Templeton.
11:51Okay, goodbye, and I can't.
11:53This is the mother lord, Victoria.
11:55I had 22 pizzas, four dozen wings.
11:57Well on my way to covering that first tuition payment.
11:59You better hope that Emily doesn't find out about this.
12:01No, please.
12:01She's in the weeds with this merger.
12:03You might even be able to get out early for your big date.
12:05We don't date.
12:05That's gross.
12:06We just have sex in abandoned malls.
12:09Track eight, please respond.
12:11Guys, this bear situation is about to go from local human interest to national crisis,
12:15and Frank and Templeton are just on TV having a pee-pee contest.
12:18This is my calling, Frank.
12:19Why am I waving to the camera?
12:20We can be there in 75 to 90 minutes.
12:23Oh, okay, that's so fun.
12:24Or you could be there in 10 minutes, because I can see your location.
12:27On our way.
12:28Yep.
12:28The crap boys won't like this.
12:30Bro, Trav, Cray Cray, be there soon.
12:32No cap.
12:33Send.
12:35I don't know who I am anymore.
12:38Ugh, media wants me to do an interview.
12:40Time to put on the cape and play superhero.
12:42Uh, pump the brakes, cupcake.
12:44Lead officer handles public relations.
12:47Makeover montage me.
12:48Honey, we're going to run into palate issues if you dip into my bag.
12:51Come on.
12:52Pick it up.
12:53And that is how you trick a vain jackass like Templeton.
12:57Grab my harness, the one that makes my butt look good.
12:59Okay, so no matter what happens today, we're just going to teach you to go.
13:01I heard you're looking for a soundbite.
13:03Ask away.
13:03Nothing is off limits.
13:05Except no, no mom.
13:07No mom questions.
13:11We didn't ask for a soundbite.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:14The guy with the killer butt is going in the mine.
13:17Deceiving a senior officer is a fireable offense, Shaw.
13:20I can't hear you over my thrilling heroic.
13:25Lookers are growing concerned by the amount of time the bear cub has been stuck in the shaft.
13:38Oh, hey, kiddo.
13:40Adorable.
13:40Hard to believe in about eight months you'll be big enough to kill us all.
13:45What are you dropping, Frank?
13:46First of all, I'm fine.
13:48And I got the bear.
13:49You lose.
13:50Oh, I should have gone down because he's struggling.
13:54Are those my pizzas?
13:55You know, I forget.
13:57I tend to get fuzzy spells ever since the EMU incident.
14:00You're messing with my star rating.
14:01Woman, the pledgers are going to crucify me.
14:03All right, kiddo.
14:04Let's get you back to your incredibly terrifying mother.
14:06Dred, hoist me up with the cutest thing you've ever seen.
14:10Mama bear is waking up, Frank.
14:21Hand me the cup.
14:22Come on.
14:23Oh, and let you win?
14:24In front of Tracy Palladino and the nation?
14:26Forever changing the power dynamic at the precinct?
14:28I'd rather die than bring this bear with me.
14:30Watch your words, partner.
14:31Tracy's got a boom mic.
14:32Hey, guys.
14:33So these very unhinged women are half a glass of Chardonnay from diving here first into the mine shaft themselves.
14:37We've got to go.
14:38Dred, give me a bottle of whiskey and a hat, so I'm going to cut my foot off.
14:47Come on.
14:49It's been over 20 minutes since we last heard Diego's Christ for help, and wait, something's happening?
14:55Officer Templeton-Dudge, you holding that bear aloft is an image forever burned in our memory.
15:10That's actually senior lead officer.
15:12Just a day's work, right?
15:14Got to thank my team.
15:15I'd like to give a shout-out to particularly one cadet.
15:17Frank, never miss a meal.
15:19Shaw, there he is.
15:20Son of a bitch, my dad watches Palladino.
15:24Everybody watches Palladino.
15:26Templeton, you've unlocked a new level of hatred I didn't know existed.
15:30Oh, there's a lot more where that came from, Mr. Pringles.
15:33Frank, thank you for putting your feelings about Templeton aside for the day.
15:37I didn't.
15:37Still, you worked well together.
15:38We didn't.
15:39Well, regardless, I'm feeling optimistic.
15:41You shouldn't.
15:41Okay.
15:43It's happening.
15:45What?
15:46I'm swimming with my balls right now.
15:48Okay.
15:50What?
15:51The school offers language courses I've never even heard of.
15:53Tatalog.
15:54Isn't that a cookie?
15:55This is why I don't want kids.
15:56Well, you're going to have them.
15:58And a husband, and a life full of regrets, and missed fun.
16:01In fact, I think it should start right now.
16:04Hi, Parker.
16:04Your honor sounds great.
16:05See you tonight.
16:06No cap.
16:07You can't take stuff like that on a co-worker's phone.
16:09Yeah, Victoria.
16:10Perverse.
16:11Oh, come on.
16:11You really like the guy.
16:12I'm doing you a favor.
16:13Oh, my God.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15He had it.
16:16He had it.
16:16I hate you.
16:17Parker loves you.
16:18And you're probably going to love Parker.
16:20This is the beginning of the end.
16:22Welcome to hell, sister.
16:23Yep.
16:26Hi, Thomas.
16:28Emily, let's just jump right in.
16:30With the merger, there are a lot of eyes on you.
16:33That's why I'm going to need your laser focus on this.
16:36I'm very much hoping that I chose the right person for the job.
16:39Oh, you definitely did.
16:41I mean, leadership is so important to me, sir.
16:44There are a lot of people who wanted your title, especially Officer Dudge.
16:51Templeton?
16:52He expressed a myriad of antiquated claims.
16:55Too young.
16:56Too rattle-brained.
16:58Too female.
16:59But I have complete faith in your professionalism.
17:03So, what is it you wanted to discuss with me today?
17:06Hey, how'd it go?
17:16He said no?
17:18Not exactly.
17:19I didn't ask.
17:22Oh, um, why not?
17:26I'm really sorry.
17:27I'm just under a lot of scrutiny right now, and I feel like I was dropping the ball a lot
17:30today because I was distracted.
17:33Yeah, okay.
17:34So, I thought maybe that we could just put things on hold for a couple months, just until
17:39I get the merger figured out.
17:40Oh.
17:42Um, yeah.
17:44Yeah.
17:44It's the last thing I want to do.
17:47I just, I don't really know what else to do.
17:49Yeah, I don't really know what else to do either, so.
17:53I feel like I'm ruining everything right now.
17:55Oh, no, you're not ruining stuff.
17:56It's, it's cool.
17:58We've waited this long.
17:59Yeah, it's like two months, so it's not a big deal.
18:01Well, um, I am really sorry.
18:04Yeah, me too.
18:06I guess I'll see you at work tomorrow.
18:08Okay.
18:09Okay, yeah.
18:10I'll see you tomorrow.
18:11See you.
18:14Bye.
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