00:01y'all I discovered this right to kill the rat die rat a poor rat to feel sorry for a
00:22rat
00:25I'll feel sorry for master splinter oh yeah definitely yeah we like master splinter around
00:30here master splinter yes we do mm-hmm getting to see the original Ninja Turtles movie in theaters
00:42was so cool cuz I was like too young for that you know right yeah mm-hmm still need to
00:50watch the
00:51original Ninja Turtles movie yeah oh you haven't seen it I haven't seen it oh god I want to you
00:59must
01:00yeah mm-hmm yeah yeah I I've been meaning to I really have I just haven't got around to it
01:10yeah it's yeah
01:16it is 100% worth your time mm-hmm great fucking film dude okay let's see if I can get
01:31into any of
01:32these without a lockpick that's way above my ability not you now you ain't welcome here you're kind of a
01:47dick hole aren't you we don't look kindly on strangers asking questions if you need a room
01:53try Muslims in otherwise you'd best be moving on we can't talk here they'll get suspicious the girl
02:05is in danger okay meet me tonight after dark in my house leave the door unlocked don't be late
02:17okay so he says to meet him at his house wherever that is what what was his name again oh
02:29jiv here right here real uh-huh where is his house hmm chapel the brethren
02:45bible of the deep ones oh boy that sounds ominous yeah very uh H.P. Lovecraft yeah my favorite
02:56author actually my H.P. Lovecraft oh yeah I've got a huge fucking it's one of those like
03:07one of those like coffee table type books that you're supposed to have sitting up oh yeah very
03:12big very thick that's everything he wrote nice yeah yeah I think I have uh something similar in
03:21like a uh like a hard uh sort of case for it like yeah it's good shit
03:31and a similar thing from the same publisher for Edgar Allan Poe as well
03:38uh I don't have a Edgar Allan Poe one but that'd be nice to have as well
03:44did you know he knew Abraham Lincoln
03:48did he yeah that's wild right yeah it is yeah well I suppose like yeah he was writing around the
03:56same
03:56time when Abe Lincoln was around so it I suppose it makes sense but like to know him personally
04:02like huh all right nice I don't know how good of friends were they were but I knew I know
04:08they
04:08knew each other right yeah yeah which is just kind of wild like you wouldn't expect them to
04:17do hmm hmm is this your house yeah Natch Pinder's house no hmm
04:32this house looks like it was burned down at some point so does this one
04:36hmm what I got nothing to say to you stranger outsiders have always tried to destroy us but we've
04:49always survived I'm not trying to destroy you I'm just trying to find a girl you dick
04:53munch mmm fucking cock goblin
05:02hey I found the girl's horse hey
05:16I'm gonna leave the horse here for now
05:36mm-hmm
05:40well you are all just I don't know any Dharma if you're talking about that cursed Agonian swindler from
05:47coral I'd like to know that she is too Argonian what that's my home owned it for years now
05:56either buy something or get out what okay we scrape by uh-huh we've ever had naught but
06:04trouble from outsiders like you you'd best be moving on if you know what's good for you
06:13that's fascinating indeed yes if you're not careful the brethren will have to teach you a lesson
06:30what the brother none of your concern outsider make it quick
06:40okay
06:40just go away
06:47go on
06:50you'd be better off not asking such questions around here
06:55god why does he look so fucking weird
06:58hmm
07:00where is your house dude
07:03yeah
07:13who are you if you're not careful the brethren
07:18you have the same voice actor as the one that was inside that shop there
07:22oh yes
07:23hmm
07:25outsiders came and burned our town years ago ruined us but we'll get ours back one day
07:33soon
07:35okay
07:36just go away
07:37lady I didn't say anything rude to you at all
07:42yeah
07:45hmm
07:46hmm
07:47everybody here is an asshole
07:50go on
07:50indeed
07:53who?
07:54now I haven't seen any young women around
07:57even if I had
07:58why would I know anything about her going this
08:00not that I'm saying I ever seen her
08:03because I hadn't
08:04you're just making yourself sound suspicious bro
08:08uh-huh
08:09my brother built this place
08:10not that it's any of your business
08:12we've been down but we got plans to bring back the good old days
08:15you'll see
08:22will I?
08:24hmm
08:24I got no brothers
08:30stop talking
08:31enough
08:33you
08:36are a cock holster
08:38just like everybody else
08:40indeed
08:51everybody in this town is way too uptight
08:53you know what I could do without
08:55the fucking customers
09:01it's been a long time since I've watched clerks
09:05it is
09:06hmm
09:07have you seen it?
09:10funny enough no
09:11really?
09:12haven't seen clerks
09:13yeah I haven't seen it
09:14no
09:15yeah there's
09:16like I have seen quite a lot of movies
09:19but uh
09:19a lot of the ones you would assume that I have
09:23uh
09:23yeah
09:24more than likely no
09:27yeah
09:33yeah
09:35again
09:35have every intention to
09:36I hear nothing but good things
09:38especially about the first one
09:39business
09:43I guess we've got a room available
09:4530 gold per night
09:47take it or leave it
09:50fine
09:50take the stairs up to the right
09:52uh
09:52the room on the left
09:53no visitors allowed
09:54and no pets
10:00just go away
10:16even this
10:17place looks like it was ransacked
10:20hmm
10:21hmm
10:26like what the fuck is going on in this town
10:29hmm
10:32cannot sleep in an owned bed
10:34who owns the bed
10:36hmm
10:58okay
10:58oh god
10:59who the hell are you
11:07I didn't do anything to you sir
11:10I just slept in a bed
11:12that I bought
11:13that I paid for
11:20mm-hmm
11:25you're not careful
11:26the brethren will have to teach you a lesson
11:31you just told me you don't know who the brethren is
11:34like strangers
11:35poking their noses into our business
11:38you know you're contradicting yourself cock munch
12:02let's see if I can't find that guy's house again
12:18this isn't it is it
12:21nope
12:21that's one of the houses
12:22it was burned down
12:25so is that
12:28this it
12:31yeah
12:33you're not going to try to kill me are you
12:37perhaps
12:38good
12:39much time
12:40I have to get to the gathering before I missed
12:43what the fuck is the gathering
12:45you have to believe me
12:47I didn't know what they were planning
12:49they want to magic the gathering
12:51I want to bring back the deep ones
12:55uh-huh
12:55that is a bad idea
12:57indeed
12:58they're going to sacrifice
12:59are you understand
13:00we've got to save her
13:03here
13:03take this key
13:04it'll open any of the trap doors down to the caves
13:08every house in town has one
13:10the one in Moselands Inn is your best bet
13:13nearest where she's being held
13:14the middle of the night
13:16when everyone's at the gathering
13:19good luck
13:19you will save her won't you
13:21I gotta go now
13:22yeah I was planning on it
13:25mm-hmm
13:26all beneath the town
13:27some natural
13:28some dug over the years
13:30since we found the deep ones
13:32every house has an entrance now
13:37deep ones
13:38I don't know much
13:39never seen them myself
13:40our grandfathers first found them
13:43I think
13:43digging in the mines
13:45they helped us
13:46they have this ancient
13:48underwater city out by the great coral reef
13:52hmm
13:55yes
13:57they worship
13:58father dagon and mother hydra
14:01aha
14:04indeed
14:05indeed
14:06she's the one who found them old books
14:07learned the runes
14:09how to speak them again
14:10but they want blood she says
14:12or they'll not help us
14:15the brethren
14:16those of us who've changed the most
14:18we call the brethren
14:20live down in the caves
14:23to be nearer the deep ones
14:25they don't like the sunlight much
14:28dangerous too
14:29you'll want to avoid them if you can help it
14:37so you could just change the name of this place to Innsmouth
14:42basically
14:44basically yes
14:45that's what the sounds of it
14:46yeah
14:57let's find a place with an entrance
14:59there we go
15:01hi
15:03all right
15:04let's find the Argonian girl
15:07yas
15:12let's
15:12let's save first
15:13I don't want to fucking die
15:42please
15:42let me out of here
15:44you must help me escape
15:46I think these creatures plan to do something horrible to me tonight
15:50great voice acting
15:53hmm
15:55thank you
15:56hurry
15:56we need to get out of here quick
16:00these creatures kidnapped me from my room in the inn while I was sleeping
16:05I don't know why
16:06but I'd rather not find out
16:11please hurry back
16:13you're my only hope
16:17okay
16:21so I need to find a way to open the cage
16:24hmm
16:25because it's a hard lock pick
16:29ain't no way
16:29ah
16:32that's to the end
16:34right
16:40and I have a few lock picks stacked up
16:43but they're all just gonna fucking break
16:46yeah
16:54huntsman vest
17:04this is another thing that
17:07these older games did
17:10hmm
17:11that
17:14Starfield and Fallout 4 just
17:16either don't do or do a hell of a lot less of
17:20and that is
17:25the internet just went out great
17:27yeah I thought so
17:29what the fuck just happened
17:33yeah
17:33um
17:34I mean
17:35the stream just kind of
17:37froze
17:38uh
17:39and
17:40uh
17:42yeah
17:43that was that
17:44I quit doing you entirely
17:46and
17:46yeah
17:49okay
17:50there she is
17:52but I was saying
17:52radiant quests
17:53I hate radiant quests
17:55okay
17:57right
17:57right
17:58right
18:06I just think they're boring
18:09right
18:20like I would rather have a quest with a proper story line
18:24that you do and learn more about and stuff like that
18:28where radiant quests
18:29yeah
18:29go here
18:29clear this area out and kill a bunch of enemies and that's about it
18:33yeah
18:34yeah
18:34yeah
18:37yeah
18:37yeah same honestly
18:45I leveled up
18:47hey
19:07okay
19:08there I got one
19:09I got two of them so
19:10this is much more manageable now
19:13nice
19:41restoration skills
19:43good
19:44hey
19:47that means my healing keeps getting slightly better
19:50mm-hmm
19:52indeed
19:55uh
19:56out of curiosity
19:57can you use one of those keys on her lock
20:00or
20:03that's
20:03probably
20:06the answer is probably yes
20:08okay
20:10but I don't know for certain
20:12okay
20:14I just felt like killing the rest of these guys first
20:18yeah fair enough
20:19no worries
20:23mort
20:23flash
20:26aha
20:29the fuck is that
20:31hmm
20:32hmm
20:33the flesh of mort
20:37this is mort
20:38he's a dork
20:40indeed
20:41hi
20:42I'm mort
20:44my
20:45my name's mort
20:47and I'm here to fart
20:51what the fuck
20:56now I'm gonna have to stitch
20:59stitch two recordings together
21:02because it just decided to stop
21:04in the middle of it
21:05yeah
21:06thanks
21:07thanks
21:07I appreciate it
21:08thank you
21:12yes
21:33another key
21:35nice
21:45gold
21:49gold
21:49I was kind of going
21:52trying to go
21:53out of gold
21:54gold member
21:56yes
21:56can I paint his
21:58yoohoo
21:58gold
22:06gold
22:07still one of Michael Caine's best
22:12best jobs like man
22:15I love it
22:16it's a stupid fucking movie
22:18indeed
22:19it's two
22:20it's two kinds of people I can't stand in this world
22:23people
22:24who are intolerant of other people's countries
22:27gold countries
22:28and the Dutch
22:30I love how he refused to get into contact with Dr. Evil
22:35just because he was taken by people who share a border with the Dutch
22:40yes
22:41exactly
22:42they weren't Dutch
22:44they just lived next to the Dutch
22:47right
22:50infected by the Dutch by proxy
22:55oh man
22:58I also
22:59I fucking love the
23:00speak English
23:02English
23:02scene
23:04right
23:11oh man
23:14and the only part of it that it translates into
23:17that it translates into the text is
23:20shit on a turtle
23:21oh yeah
23:34would you like some shit
23:37no would you like some shit tacky mushrooms
23:43sounds good
23:44I'm right behind you
23:47all right don't get yourself killed lady
23:53yes
23:56would you stop
23:58maybe you could speak in English
24:00so the subsides won't make it look like you're saying something dirty
24:04right
24:17but I like to eat some what
24:27yes I would like to have some ass cream
24:43what is she gonna is she just gonna walk back by herself
24:47oh you're going to guess okay you're going for the horse
24:54there's your horse
24:58get back on your horse and go
25:04what should I do
25:09sounds good
25:10I'm right behind you
25:31now we just gotta walk back
25:34dolls
25:40oh god I'm gonna get like six episodes out of this
25:43good lord
25:45I usually don't record for more than an hour and a half
25:48so that's a long fucking time for me to
25:50record
25:50I know you and I have done streams longer than that in the past
25:53is she still
25:54yeah
26:03is she still following me
26:06ah
26:07hmm
26:21where did she go
26:25there she is
26:28okay
26:28there you go
26:29maybe I shouldn't get so far ahead of her
26:30thank you for rescuing me
26:32my mother will be so pleased when we arrive back in Coral safe and sound
26:37let's go
26:39okay
26:41instead of
26:42instead of zooming in on her
26:45it zoomed in on
26:46the horse's face
26:48that was kind of weird
26:49but
26:49yeah
26:50yeah
26:54yes
26:55yeah
26:56the real damsel in distress is the horse
27:00they're probably gonna do something horrible to the horse as well
27:03right exactly
27:04exactly
27:23you know for riding on a horse
27:24you sure are slow
27:27mm-hmm
27:28you should be faster than I am
27:29I'm not riding on a horse
27:32yeah
27:40oh my god
27:54can you go up
27:55can you get up the hill on a horse lady
28:01very slow
28:02very slow
28:02see that hill
28:03see that hill
28:04see that hill
28:04you can climb it
28:14and you compare and contrast it with like horses in Skyrim
28:17and you can literally just traverse anything if you're willing to put in the
28:23the effort
28:24Skyrim horses will take you fucking anywhere
28:26yes
28:32they are the goated horses to be honest just because of that
28:36yes
28:37uh-huh
28:41I mean you can fast travel in Skyrim by picking a fight with a giant too early
28:46mm-hmm
28:47it'll yeet you a long way
28:49you probably won't survive
28:50but boy will it fling you a long way
28:53oh yeah
29:19where are you
29:28oh my god
29:29I gotta stand around
29:30and wait for you lady
29:32you take forever
29:33mm-hmm
29:34you're on a horse
29:34tell your horse to giddy up
29:36come on
29:36be more like a Skyrim horse
29:39that can climb mountains for some reason
29:42mm-hmm
29:43it can climb the ledges like it's a fucking goat
29:47right
29:52goats can
29:54like there's those mountain goats that can climb fucking anything
30:00ridiculous
30:05dude
30:12and you
30:12and you look at them
30:13and they're standing on like the narrowest ledge ever
30:16and you just sit there and you're like
30:17how did you climb this
30:20yeah
30:21yeah
30:25well I don't know
30:26I just
30:27I just noticed it was
30:3074.36 degrees
30:32and so I just thought
30:34you know what
30:35that's enough
30:36I can climb that
30:37but that ledge is paper thin
30:44how are you climbing on it
30:46right
30:50my feet are perfection
30:52human
30:57there goes another person on a horse
30:59with a
31:06what
31:06are
31:07who are you
31:09hmm
31:11running around with a horse
31:12on a horse with a
31:17hmm
31:21there
31:21I assume
31:22you keep your horse
31:23at the stables here
31:25yeah
31:31this is right outside
31:32where your mom
31:33works
31:35in the
31:35this
31:36town
31:37that's up ahead
31:38mm-hmm
31:43apparently
31:44the
31:44the
31:45remaster
31:47or whatever
31:47they did
31:48still
31:48runs like
31:49crap
31:51ah
31:51yeah
31:52are you surprised
31:53don't surprise me
31:54not really
31:55no
31:56that's Bethesda for you
31:58yeah
32:03yeah
32:03specifically Bethesda
32:05trying to get
32:06unity to work
32:07yeah
32:08that was
32:08UE5
32:09which is
32:10notorious for
32:12oh yeah
32:12yeah
32:13uh-huh
32:14yeah
32:14Unreal Engine 5
32:15yeah that's the one
32:16yeah yeah yeah
32:16yeah it's
32:17it always
32:18fucking runs like
32:19garbage
32:19oh unity
32:21uh
32:22Daggerfall
32:22there's a
32:23person of Daggerfall
32:24that is fucking
32:25great actually
32:26that
32:26oh yeah yeah
32:27yeah
32:28uses unity
32:29yeah I
32:30I mix up the two
32:32honestly
32:32it's uh
32:33yeah
32:33but uh
32:33yeah
32:34unity is actually
32:35alright
32:35yeah
32:39there's
32:40it's where
32:41it's like
32:41I'm not sure
32:42I've ever seen
32:47bro you are
32:48glitching out
32:49hmm
32:50I'm not sure
32:51I've ever seen
32:52a uh
33:00a game in
33:02UE5 that
33:03doesn't run
33:03like garbage
33:05yeah
33:06same
33:07yeah
33:07even games
33:09I like
33:10in UE5
33:10like the
33:11Silent Hill 2
33:12remakes
33:12still run
33:13like garbage
33:14yeah
33:15yeah
33:16yeah
33:17yeah
33:17it still has
33:18like that
33:18yeah
33:19yeah
33:19it's
33:20it's software
33:21and I'm
33:21sitting
33:21it's uh
33:22Bethesda
33:23and I'm like
33:23sitting
33:24sitting there
33:24like
33:26your parent
33:27company
33:28bought
33:29id software
33:30id software
33:31has a
33:32awesome
33:32engine
33:34that you
33:35could have
33:36used
33:36that seems
33:38very well
33:38optimized
33:39go do that
33:40yeah
33:42yeah
33:43it's my
33:44pleasure
33:44please
33:45continue
33:45like
33:46could
33:46but no
33:50have you
33:51found her
33:52is she safe
33:53she's
33:54she's standing
33:55right there
33:56thank you
33:57thank you
33:59did you not
34:00see
34:00she walked
34:01right in
34:01my daughter's
34:02life
34:03but you
34:04have my
34:04friendship
34:05and gratitude
34:06to the
34:06end of my
34:07days
34:14my hero
34:18my mother
34:19owns this
34:20shop
34:20she would
34:21be glad
34:21of your
34:22business
34:24the
34:25fighters guild
34:26is recruiting
34:27again
34:27not a bad
34:28way
34:28to make
34:29some
34:29money
34:29if you've
34:30got
34:30the
34:30stones
34:30for it
34:36alright
34:37let's go
34:38find an
34:38end to
34:39say
34:39rest at
34:40and
34:41level up
34:42and all
34:42that shit
34:42and call
34:45it
34:46yeah
34:46I think
34:47this is
34:48in
34:48alright
34:48then
34:49yeah
34:50I need
34:51to get
34:51myself
34:51something
34:51to eat
34:52I need
34:53to download
34:53same
34:55I am
34:55fucking
34:56hungry
34:56I don't
34:58fuck you
34:58but I am
34:58god
34:59oh I am
35:00very
35:00yeah
35:01it's been
35:02been a little
35:03bit of a
35:03while
35:04yes
35:09picked up
35:10a good
35:10book
35:11at
35:11Renoir's
35:11this
35:12week
35:12sure
35:13wish
35:13I
35:13could
35:13read
35:14it
35:14you
35:15run
35:15an
35:15inn
35:16but
35:16you
35:16can't
35:16read
35:18yeah
35:20it's like
35:21how do you
35:21keep track
35:22of like
35:23your rooms
35:24and like
35:25who's
35:26paid
35:26you
35:27and
35:27shit
35:28yeah
35:29that requires
35:30both reading
35:32and writing
35:32yeah
35:35I was gonna
35:36say
35:36that
35:36that's
35:37kinda why
35:38I pointed
35:38it out
35:39how weird
35:39that is
35:40yeah
35:41yeah
35:42yeah
35:54alright
35:55level up
35:56time
35:56level 10
35:59yeah
35:59nice
36:02seg
36:03intelligence
36:05personality
36:07luck
36:10that'll
36:10work
36:14alright
36:14if you
36:15stop by
36:15and watch
36:16thank you
36:17very much
36:17I greatly
36:18appreciate
36:19it
36:20sorry
36:20Ember
36:21I am
36:21right at
36:22the end
36:22of the
36:22stream
36:23I'm
36:23very
36:23very
36:23sorry
36:24I had
36:25the internet
36:26drop out
36:26very briefly
36:27so it
36:28says I've
36:28only been
36:28streaming
36:29for
36:3019
36:30minutes
36:31but I've
36:31actually
36:32been
36:32streaming
36:32for about
36:33three
36:33hours
36:33I'm
36:34very
36:34very
36:34sorry
36:35about
36:35that
36:39you guys
36:40thank you
36:41to everyone
36:41who watched
36:42I greatly
36:42appreciate it
36:43for you
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36:51we'll talk to
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36:52bye bye
36:52everybody
36:54alrighty
36:54toodle pip
37:12out
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37:14wild
37:14shining
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