- 2 days ago
Hey everyone. Dalton is currently on vacation, and that means that my other friends and I sat down to record episodes of Let's Play The Elder Scrolls Iv: Oblivion. This time I had both @SecondController and @TheShadowLoafKnows on with me, and we recorded for three plus hours. There will be six whole episodes of this for you all, and this is the single gayest stream I have ever done by far. You will see what I mean as you watch these episodes.There were lots of laughs, though, and is was a hell of a lot of fun. There should be episodes of Let's Play Far Cry 4 for you all, as well. I hope you are all looking forward to that. Thanks to Leo and Shadow Loaf for joining me. Thank you all for watching. I hope you enjoy.
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The song at the end is Stormchild by Jaguar
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00:00all right there we go you have wisdom dog ah thank you kindly my wisdoms shall
00:08grow tenfold oh I remember it's just from the thumbnail I remember
00:25forget Joe indeed good old who's Joe Joe the youtuber that uploaded dog of wisdom and
00:37dog of wisdom 2 and dog of wisdom 3 I was 2 and 3 I did not know this yeah
00:43wisdom 3
00:46came out three years ago and two years ago respectively the first one came out ten
00:50years ago hmm it's a long time way to make me feel old Leo hmm if you want to feel
01:03old I could I could do that yeah you already did that I just said yeah like
01:15oh the pretty much the moment that I knew that I was getting fucking old was uh when
01:22like relatively recently uh I think uh Silent Hill 2 well actually no it was a few years ago now
01:30but
01:30like uh when Silent Hill 2 uh basically became 20 years old I was like oh fucking hell I remember
01:37I
01:38remember when the the day that game came out what the fuck yeah I still don't want to do that
01:44Silent
01:44Hill 2 experience thing that I sent you guys I don't want to know what Silent Hill smells like
01:52okay I got me well I got one for you guys it probably smells fucking atrocious like yeah like rotting
02:02meats and stale farts yes I got one for you guys what do you got 32 years ago today Forrest
02:11Gump
02:13premiered at the London uh premiered in theaters damn yeah I I was one when that came out
02:32and he just won't stop farting says arms indeed um and the farts stop coming and they don't stop coming
02:43I'm coming and they don't stop coming don't stop coming don't stop coming
02:51fucking hell
02:55oh
02:56you can tell that the autism only increases when we gather together
03:01indeed
03:03it stacks like Voltron
03:06the autism is strong with this one
03:11it's just which uh shadowloaf when are you gonna be on an episode of animation autism I've already
03:16done two and you haven't been to either oh fuck yeah yeah yeah uh like like like uh what you
03:24thinking about uh covering for the next one well the next one's gonna be fantastic mr fox but
03:30ah I want to do not just animated movies but also like web animations and cartoons as well
03:38eventually it's just yeah really anything animated that we feel strongly about which is why the first
03:45right yeah oh yeah like well I'll absolutely turn up for one of those I would just have to
03:52like I suppose know in advance what it is we're going to be covering so that I could actually
03:58re-watch it if it's been a long time or watch it for the first time if it's something brand
04:03new
04:03to me can we can we do one on akira since it's getting a oh re-release in imax later
04:10on this year
04:11that I really want to go see do you know when the date for that is I could tell you
04:16just give me a
04:18bit uh vj pinged you in my server apparently oh okay all right no worries uh no worries vj i
04:27shall
04:28have a luxury uh yeah I do try to let everyone know at least like a week in advance
04:36yeah crunchyroll to re-release kira in 4k and imax in the united states of canada
04:45uh september 4th september 4th okay let's see what day of the year what day of the week is that
04:54my scroll wheel is broken on my mouse i need to physically go over to the fucking scrolly thing
05:03it's a friday all right if i have a day off on that day we can do it exactly on
05:09that day if i
05:10don't have a day off on that day we can do it the next day that i have off after
05:13that so i'm planning
05:15on going to imax to see that because i i fucking love that movie there's not there's not too many
05:21animes that i'm like hell yeah but akira's one of them just remind me beforehand so that i'm like okay
05:27yeah we can do that because i will forget between now and september that we're doing something in
05:33september have you seen akira before because it's not family friendly like the first two movies you've
05:40done uh no i have not but i will i can make it i can make it happen okay i
05:47just want you to know ahead
05:48of time because the first two movies you did are family friendly and akira very much no it is not
05:55body horror and it's but i love it to death but like i said on the first animation autism it's
06:02not
06:02necessarily about like reliving our childhoods and stuff it's gonna be like i i don't know i'm i'm
06:10not gonna cover just family friendly stuff i do want to go back and recover b stars like i had
06:15covered
06:16the first season of on the original podcast that shall remain nameless we need to finish watching that you
06:23and i we do um i have um no idea when we'll be able to do that
06:35nice like his brain stalled out mid-thought
06:41i've got a lot of things i'm processing at the same time i have task manager needs to be like
06:47opened and turn off a bunch of shit like i'll go take a vape break pretty soon because i want
06:54to get
06:54nicked out again and i also probably should drink some more water and my window's open and uh my fan's
07:02on
07:04and there's lots of stickers on the nightstand all right right thank you
07:13that's just a handful of the things that i'm thinking about while i'm watching this live stream
07:19and talking to you guys right
07:24like i don't know if you saw that thing i posted from the iq checker website where apparently i'm
07:31in the top two percentile of twitter users as far as
07:33iq goes but like i've got so much on in the background right so that is uh
07:43not particularly impressive because this is twitter we're talking about
07:48i mean yeah there's some smart people on twitter i know they're hard to find yeah i am so smart
07:58it's some i am so smart smr t smr t i mean smr t i'll be right back my dudes
08:10all right no worries uh homer was so much better in the early seasons where he was
08:18where he you knew he bit well and he was just not particularly bright and then they just
08:24turned him into a dumb jerk hmm yeah yeah yeah the the the decline of the simpsons is honestly
08:38kind of depressing honestly yeah yeah especially like now like going into it like like brand new
08:46episodes of the simpsons nowadays and it's like a lot of it a lot of it's like talking about
08:52fucking death and it's sound like you can tell like a lot of the voice actors are like on the
08:57verge of fucking death because they've been doing it for so fucking long yeah like man it's just been
09:04it's just been around forever some of the voice actors have died ed like the voice actor for ed
09:09passed away oh shit really yeah that was years ago oh fuck i didn't i had no i had no
09:18idea yeah that
09:19they did um uh the episode after she died they did uh uh bart was writing on the the you
09:30know how
09:30he's writing on the chalkboard at the beginning of every episode of the intro oh yeah yeah yeah he was
09:35writing he was writing we miss you mrs k and i was like oh where where did you come from
09:50damn all right
10:04there i got one nice
10:28it's almost dead almost dead
10:38oh okay i lived nice
10:48yeah yeah v just uh vj in the chances uh got stuck in a jail i don't know if you
10:52said anything
10:53oh yeah well i've noticed what you uh pinged me with and uh thank you for that mate uh i
10:58shall
10:59give it a look-see uh once we're off stream yes yes i asked what he pinged you with but
11:05i'm sure i can find
11:06out later yeah yeah uh that is uh the living tombstone dog of wisdom remix
11:17oh i love that video oh my god i love that video there you go the red version of the
11:23blue version uh
11:24blue because there's a red version ah okay just like pokemon i don't know naturally i don't know what
11:33living tombstone is i know what tombstone is that's a good ass movie the living tombstone
11:38is a youtube content creator who makes music
11:42really good edm
11:45i see okay um anyway tombstone's a great movie
11:50and indeed
11:51fucking it's also a great pizza
11:54fucking i don't remember what new
11:58uh movie noobs website it was posted a uh
12:03article about that movie just the other day
12:06talking about how hard it is to watch tombstone nowadays no it is absolutely not
12:13really awesome
12:15hmm oh absolutely
12:18well it's even more cringe with some of their fucking reasons for it
12:23uh-huh
12:24oh i can imagine the the one i quit reading after this but one of them was
12:30the women in the movie have no agency like
12:34it's about a shootout that actually happened where every single participant of it was male
12:41why would the women have agents right exactly exactly
12:49you know they're gonna keep doing that slop
12:53someone could come up with five reasons why ace ventura is hard to watch today
13:01or uh i don't know like five reasons why lord of the rings has not aged well
13:06like the right at the top is like there's no black people like there's no black people in
13:12fucking new zealand right yeah one in new zealand and two a story that's specifically about like
13:19setting up a mythology for the english
13:24fucking a majority white country and always traditionally has been
13:30until relatively recently but we'll skim over that in fact
13:34anyway what about what uh what about what extra credits said i thought the orcs were black people
13:39didn't extra credits say that yeah yeah yeah they did they got dogged on hardcore for it because that
13:46shit was oh indeed very very like i don't know bro like you're looking into like
13:54seeing an orc and instantly seeing like racial shit i mean that sounds like a you problem not a
14:01movie problem yeah i have never looked at the orcs and lord of the rings and thought
14:10like is that jerome i was just about to say like i don't know about you guys but whenever i
14:19see like
14:20lertz on screen i'll be like oh hey there's my bro tyrone
14:28that's my boy
14:34they were also the ones that was that were like playing nazis in a multiplayer world war ii game bad
14:43oh god yeah remember that video even though like the game randomly selects the faction that you play as
14:53each round right you didn't actually yeah you didn't ask for it but yet the game has made you
15:01a nazi so therefore you are a nazi fucking stupid you're now a bad person for the rest of your
15:07life
15:08because you played a world war ii video game multiplayer because you played a
15:12world war ii video game okay i played um lego indiana jones recently and i do a lot of nazi
15:19punching in that game am i antifa now i mean that that statement is made by people that don't know
15:29what antifa is hmm because i mean i did kill a lot of nazis in that game because while yes
15:37but yeah
15:40but in fairness though bro like if you punch the living shit out of nazis but yet you yourself are
15:48still a nazi like what what what would that make you it would make you a traitor obviously i guess
15:55yeah look like self-hating i guess uh yeah i mean self-hating is a thing that i have for
16:02being gay
16:02i don't need to add being right damn
16:10look i just want to make god happy and i understand that me liking dick is not making him happy
16:18nah right yeah yeah
16:23yeah so sorry sorry to hear that mate yeah yeah sorry god i'm trying
16:30right did i just turn off all his i mean he he sent his son down to die for me
16:37i at least owe him
16:38some repentance don't i hmm yeah
16:46i mean he tried to he tried to make it so that i could get into heaven even though i'm
16:50a filthy
16:51human peasant right yeah human peasants yeah like if anything i i i actually kind of struggle with
17:04that too to be honest yeah this gate is open i had no idea i think well
17:13hey um i'm i'm just saying yeah you are not alone
17:25this stream has been two things gay and gay bashing and naturally yes yes
17:34as god intended yes yes we're all gay yes we all hate gay people yes
17:54simultaneously being like hmm penis like ew penis real
17:59that's us gross you you put your penis in another man's butthole doesn't hit on your dick when that
18:08happens hmm when you think about it very extra extraordinarily that there is no greater reflection
18:16than the poop dick and and this is the last thing we ever did on twitch yes naturally well correction
18:26it'd be the last thing you ever do on twitch because it's on your channel like me and me
18:32would be fine you'd be like i had a twitch channel once and i'd be like and then it took
18:39an arrow to the
18:40me three thousand years ago the twitch channel was promised to me five thousand to be three thousand years ago
19:00days and weeks of constant use making wearing heavy army tolerable but not comfortable you
19:07learn to adapt to its weight and using combat as an expert of heavy armor your plate veil no longer
19:15covers you as much when you are running or swimming neat catalog yes why did the mexican take anxiety
19:26medicine uh i'm not entirely sure for hispanic attacks oh fuck's sake
19:38just tell him to fuck off i i mean i'm tempted i'm tempted just be like go to hell leo
19:47you're still laughing at the joke i am but also telling you to go to hell right naturally naturally
20:02well seeing as we're uh making racially dubious jokes um how do you get a one-armed irishman down
20:10from a tree wave yeah wave at him yeah there you go what's the difference between dubai and abu dhabi
20:20i'm not sure dubai don't like the flint stones but abu dhabi do
20:30just kill him just kill him just kill him yeah yeah
20:37at least my ibish jokes are tasteful
20:48look i i have to tell the bad patterns otherwise they will come after me naturally come after me
20:54again who are they we may never know they'll be like you are a dad bad puns are your job
21:08like i said if i don't they will eat my toes and i only have 10 of those left
21:14right yes yes how did you have to start with
21:22don't worry about it it was the toes of other people
21:29why are they only hands from white babies
21:37specifically babies
21:38i have a very small mouth you see i can't eat anything bigger than baby's fingers
21:46yeah yeah definitely the last stream i ever do
21:51yeah yeah
21:55look i figure if it's going to be the last stream we might as well have fun with it right
21:59right yeah we you may as well end on a banger bro yeah yeah
22:06that's why i've got the copyrighted music and gamer words all queued up for the ending
22:18and all the porn games with the nude women i do like nude women i know you like nude women
22:27it was really hard for me to find any because most of the porn games i've ever played have largely
22:33male audiences and they are homosexual males
22:40as a a a a man of taste and culture yes yes look you don't know loaf you're never beating
22:49the
22:49allegations or is never never in extracurricular activities until you play through all four routes
22:57uh-huh you see see i'm sure to do that now i'm wondering was he joking about that three-way
23:07you're the one who said three-way
23:11well uh yeah was the one who said unzips
23:16no well naturally i i i messaged a i i forwarded a message that shadow said to me
23:25oh yes so it's your fault well you know i mean
23:36all of this is aside from the fact that doom and head both have boyfriends
23:42yeah right not that that's necessarily stopped other furries but yeah we'll gloss over that
23:50i'm just saying
23:53don't read too much into our homosexual banter right yes yes or do read too much into it and like
24:03write fan fictions and shit yeah right fan fictions oh right so so i start off with like a really
24:13gay
24:13premise and then make it even gayer by writing about the thing okay i get you
24:18make it a musical make it a broadway music
24:21fucking musical
24:29and you know what i'll probably get a shit ton of money from that because like that's the sort of
24:34thing
24:34like like like fucking london theaters would unironically fucking have
24:41just get a bunch of uh super buff art of us and then make a visual novel out of it
24:47and sell it for
24:47a couple bucks you'll get plenty of cash oh yeah yeah i'm i'm sure yeah two dollars a copy on
24:55itch.io
24:56and then uh it'll get downloaded by hundreds of if not thousands of gay furries and then some famous
25:05furry will post a playthrough of it on his youtube channel but censor out the naughty bits
25:10yeah probably that guy boring keith because he's done that with other ones
25:15yeah uh-huh and then everyone else will download it so that they can see it without the nude stuff
25:22blurred
25:24right they're all like i want to see all their dicks
25:30just want to see all their dicks i just want i just want to i just want to see the
25:37penis
25:39yep exactly just just give me that ass and and they would make them comically large like
25:45unrealistically large
25:52all three of our characters you're just packing like 20 inches
25:57and then we can extra monetize off of it because then we can buy the rights to the bad dragon
26:04dildo sales
26:05oh yeah uh-huh oh jeez yeah we'll get rich off of this oh i'm sure we will yeah
26:16it like the most
26:19fucking degenerate way possible
26:31so how did you make your money never you mind
26:34yeah it doesn't matter
26:37you know what i noticed about all three of our characters here
26:41yes we all have blue eyes
26:43you know stranger
26:45yep my oh yeah
26:46my doggo had blue eyes
26:49you guys never noticed that before all three of us have blue eyes
26:57i'm sorry i just needed something to distract me from the gay for just a second i needed a breath
27:02of
27:02straight air
27:04well i mean yeah staring longingly into each other's eyes isn't exactly helping i'm not gonna lie
27:13no we could do that in private later
27:16right naturally naturally
27:18you're not joking about being homosexual it's just staring at each other
27:23sitting in a circle staring at each other
27:28yeah yeah
27:30stared at each other like was it a joke
27:35i don't know bro
27:37i'm hungry
27:42oh you're hungry here
27:46i'm hungry i'm bad
27:52passes you a can of beer to quench your hunger
27:56that's like bread
28:00you know this about me
28:02what do you mean booze ain't food i'd rather shop off my ding dong than admit that
28:12that is uh metal off clips if you guys have seen it
28:16yes yes yes
28:20this good
28:21shit metal off looks awesome i'll fucking love that
28:24shit is
28:26truth is the legion doesn't know who was behind the emperor's murder
28:31we've all
28:43i've got an oc whose favorite drink is beer good news he drinks it responsibly i mean you should
28:51get responsibly
28:52get the trouble
28:53get the trouble
28:53get the trouble
28:54okay
28:54okay
28:55like drinking
28:57drinking it
28:57drinking irresponsibly is the only way to drink beer
29:01who is this
29:03who are we calling gay
29:06oh uh
29:07uh
29:08uh
29:08ruthie's uh character who uh drinks uh beer responsibly
29:12like ruthie is your character that drinks beer responsibly actually gay
29:19and is it is it like he he's gay specifically because he drinks it responsibly
29:32fucking jump scared noot noot
29:35what the fuck
29:37oh he changed he became a noot noot
29:39he's gonna he's gonna scare away all the people that have pronouns in their
29:47bio
29:47because
29:48naturally they all think newt newt equals fascism or something
29:52it doesn't make any sense
29:55right
29:59and now he's a completed rubik's cube
30:04hmm
30:22out
30:23out
30:23in the wild
30:24shining in the night
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