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Hey everyone. Dalton is currently on vacation, and that means that my other friends and I sat down to record episodes of Let's Play The Elder Scrolls Iv: Oblivion. This time I had both @SecondController and @TheShadowLoafKnows on with me, and we recorded for three plus hours. There will be six whole episodes of this for you all, and this is the single gayest stream I have ever done by far. You will see what I mean as you watch these episodes.There were lots of laughs, though, and is was a hell of a lot of fun. There should be episodes of Let's Play Far Cry 4 for you all, as well. I hope you are all looking forward to that. Thanks to Leo and Shadow Loaf for joining me. Thank you all for watching. I hope you enjoy.

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Transcript
00:00right yeah ladies and gentlemen Walden's being gay again to the surprise of absolutely no one
00:13okay but who acts gayer at this point him or a rabbit oh yeah who also has a girlfriend
00:28well he's married to a woman though so which is it worse all right it's like there after this has
00:36a
00:36girlfriend but welcome has a wife hmm hmm well I mean the amount of people that have come out as
00:47gay even though they've like spent the majority of their adult lives with a wife and kids is like
00:53you know you know it it didn't really cover at this point it's just makes it even more sus I
01:00suppose
01:00you're right I mean I'm not helping with that considering the fact that I was married to a
01:04woman once right yeah and you regret that decision yeah but you also do not hide your love for boobs
01:12so there is that indeed there is that yes I mean I don't think Walden hides his love for boobs
01:18either
01:18mm-hmm what the fuck is this thing chasing me that I can't attack with my sword I mean as
01:27far as I
01:28know has he posted anything about boobs I mean he's posted he's posted the dragon that represents his
01:37wife's wife does that count let's go to Twitter real quick I assume yeah I I assume his wife has
01:45boobs
01:46I'm gonna search just boobs he's actually going to see him Walden has posted about boobs
01:56mm-hmm so February 1st uh so my creative project was originally not going to have world building but my
02:05wife asked me the most important question why do they have boobs well I'm buying one of these because
02:11it's my mission in life to explain that question in my worlds and it's a breast cancer awareness shirt
02:16that says save the tatas I mean saving the tatas is pretty sounds pretty pro-boob to me
02:28March 15th 2025 it was in my werewolf collection anthology all the short stories in that collection
02:34were highly rated and I read every one of them boobs was the last short story in the collection
02:40uh-huh he read a short story about 2024 each of these posts is like a year apart
02:47uh-huh wait he read a short story about werewolf boobs he read a short story about werewolves and the
02:55title of the last story in the collection was boobs that sounds like a short story about werewolves which
03:03you know that's entertaining I guess
03:09apparently there was a post to which Walden replied the last time I made a joke like this the artist
03:16made me the one with the boobs oh yeah there was that Walden oh yeah for a long time
03:21mm-hmm I remember
03:24I remember
03:29an arms in the chat says uh look straight people especially straight men act like the fruitiest
03:35motherfuckers sometimes yeah can't confirm yeah it's cuz joking about being gay is funny
03:43right exactly until they made whole ass movies about that right what what what was that movie Chuck and
03:55Larry yeah I know probably Chuck and Larry that that's it hmm I don't know with how infrequently
04:04wolden posts about boobs I'm starting to think that he doesn't in fact enjoy them yeah
04:11just just just just occasionally playing lip service to them so that like it throws you off the scent
04:17yeah just the gay scent confirm gay
04:21mm-hm I now I now product I now pronounce the homosexual very very gay it's too late for him
04:40whenever we're
04:41never getting doom to un gay the Walden mm-hmm how would you get me to un gay the Walden
04:49I'm I'm a
04:51guy you're clearly the guy is the armor of whether or not these characters are
04:56straight obviously naturally I'm says I diagnose you with gay unfortunately is
05:08terminal right this is the end my beautiful friend
05:25who are you people can I do for you and why are you Asian they're Asian I mean the
05:37woman you're talking to isn't just ask people why they're Asian this is
05:43curiosity all right why are you Asian I was born in an Asian country oh that's
05:51that explain exactly well in fairness like if somebody actually came up to me
05:58and unironically asked me that I just burst out fucking laughing why are you
06:02British why indeed why am I not American
06:11I should that's the thing save you so much trouble and headache oh yeah oh
06:19absolutely I could have Buc-ee's yeah you ever come here if you ever come here to
06:27Texas we're going to Buc-ee's oh fuck yeah he's in Scandinavia or wherever you are
06:32it's Scandinavia oh yes because that one time in history we invaded ourselves
06:41yes all right yes Buc-ee's does in fact have good shit this is a fact oh yeah I
06:50have heard I have heard stories about Buc-ee's it's pretty great you like butter
06:56filled chocolate that's this hockey puck of chocolate is so large it's like a
07:02third of a pound that is a lot of chocolate that much chocolate's gonna
07:08make you fat it's peanut butter inside there though it's a lot of peanut butter I
07:17need that much peanut butter it's a lot of peanut butter mm-hmm do you know how many
07:25sandwiches I could make if I had that much peanut butter
07:30clearly you don't because if you did you wouldn't be protesting me getting this
07:33peanut butter no I didn't say I was protesting I just said you're gonna get fat
07:39hmm you're the slow piano music you're gonna you're gonna be a fat ass like like me and
07:52shadow there right but for just pennies a day you can send peanut butter to a lion in need
08:08it comes to a picture of you as a child did that in fucking Africa for some
08:13fucking reason the camera cuts away and it turns out you're in fucking Mississippi
08:36oh shit brick oh where was that other there's that little is that a house
08:45is that someone's house perhaps wait did you say that Lofi was fat what uh well yes yes
09:00um oh I didn't know yeah I yeah well I think it's like because there's two different standards of fat
09:12right like there's british fat and there's american fat right I I'm slightly above average for british fat
09:19but like as far as I'm aware I'm not too bad when it comes to like the american equivalent
09:26are you trying to be the come on in grand guy I guess yes
09:33try to be stay a while and listen that's how fat he wants to be
09:37indeed yes I mean Deckard Cain wasn't fat okay
09:49I have meat and ale for sale god I love Diablo one and two three's pretty good I haven't played
09:57four and I don't really want to play four because I don't want to give modern blizzard money
10:02yeah from why I'm from what I can it from what I've heard the four is just extraordinarily generic
10:10like eat more so than three Diablo should never be generic one and two or not yeah exactly in the
10:16slightest
10:17exactly exactly exactly exactly my point yeah
10:27so are you gonna are you gonna fly to the states and go to England's next game with the with
10:33a giant drum
10:36you know what if I had the money I absolutely fucking would
10:42deliberately and and deliberately not take a t-shirt with me just
10:46really sell the image I have no fucking clue if you even like soccer to be honest
10:55I
10:57it I I can take it or leave it really
11:00yeah
11:01which I know like for yeah my fellow Brits
11:06is kind of blasphemous
11:08because pretty much every Brit really fucking like soccer
11:12but
11:13me I've just been I've always had the thought of it's just kind of meh
11:17really
11:19that's how I feel about American football
11:23all right okay
11:24yeah I've never been big into sports ball actually that's not true when I was a real real little kid
11:29and super impressionable
11:30I was into basketball because my dad was into basketball
11:33ah yeah yeah
11:36I just always found sports to be like not really that entertaining to me
11:40hmm
11:44yeah
11:46I am big on baseball and hockey
11:50oh yeah like the relatively few times that I actually am able to catch baseball I do actually really like
11:56baseball in fairness
11:59that would be
12:00I mean I know they have like the London series or whatever
12:04yeah we do over here yeah but
12:06yeah even
12:09series of baseball games there in the England play there in England
12:13yeah yeah
12:14but even then they're like very rarely if ever like actually like broadcast or at least like not broadcast on
12:22like any channels that I have access to
12:24yeah
12:28you know who really likes baseball though
12:31who's that?
12:31Japan
12:32yes Japan
12:34oh yes
12:35they are absolutely massive yes
12:39it's also big in Korea
12:42why is it?
12:43and it is big in
12:49in a lot of South
12:52Central American countries as well
12:55oh okay
12:56hmm
13:04neato
13:08yeah I know when it comes to like sports ball
13:11um
13:12like I occasionally watch rugby as well
13:15that's usually pretty entertaining
13:16it's like
13:18you take American football
13:19get rid of all of the protective gear
13:22and
13:23like you're not allowed to like pass in front of you
13:27you can only pass behind you
13:29that's basically rugby
13:32yeah no forward passes
13:33yeah
13:33I always wondered what the difference is because I know rugby is similar
13:38yeah it is very very similar but it's uh
13:41yeah the the relatively few differences that they have between them
13:46make them
13:47make them a vastly
13:49you know different game in a lot of ways really
13:54is rugby huge over there or
13:57uh
13:58yeah it's
14:00it's kind of known as like the
14:02basically in second place to soccer
14:05hmm
14:06yeah it goes um
14:08in terms of popularity here in the UK
14:10okay it goes uh
14:11soccer
14:12uh rugby
14:14and then
14:15I guess the next one below that would be
14:18maybe like cricket
14:20I was gonna
14:21and then
14:22I was gonna say probably cricket but I don't honestly
14:25yeah
14:26yeah like cricket has actually gone down in popularity which is a bit of a shame
14:31you know because
14:33I actually do really quite like cricket but uh
14:36yeah not as popular as it once was but uh
14:39it's still fairly high up there
14:42uh you know overall
14:50my restoration scale increased
14:52cool
14:52I'm a little bit better at healing myself
14:58have either of you seen Fantastic Mr. Fox
15:01I have seen it once and I barely remember it
15:05I've seen clips of it and it looks like good shit
15:09but I just haven't uh actually watched it yet
15:13so there's a scene where the
15:15gym teacher is explaining the rules of a game that they made up for the movie called Whackbat
15:20and if you
15:22pay attention
15:24the rules of Whackbat don't make any sense at all
15:28and
15:29naturally
15:30the reason why is because
15:32they intentionally tried to make it sound ultra convoluted
15:35because to
15:36people who aren't into sports ball
15:38the rules of sports can sound
15:41like convoluted but
15:42they're still understandable if you like pay attention
15:44right
15:45they get the most extremely
15:47you can't understand what he said
15:49things are possible
15:52uh
15:56so was there any scene at any point in that movie where anybody says that was fantastic Mr. Fox
16:05for any reason at all
16:06I'm not going to answer that because it would spoil the movie if the answer is no
16:11and it would
16:12uh
16:15it would not spoil the movie if the answer was no
16:18uh huh
16:20it does not have to be a pervy reason just any reason at all
16:25I'm not going to spoil the movie
16:28mhm
16:30mhm
16:31okay
16:32go watch the movie
16:35ye
16:36that's the rules
16:37Fools must be separated from their illusions before they will come to you.
16:43Ruthie says these backgrounds are really pretty.
16:46Part of it reminds me of those lavender fields in province France.
16:53Yeah, from what I can gather, I think they sent over a guy to various places all around Europe,
17:03be mainly France and Germany, for basically taking pictures of inspiration for countryside and whatnot.
17:13Yeah, part of that was actually going to France.
17:17That's probably why it looks quite a lot like it, is because that was part of its inspiration.
17:28Yeah, and funny enough, they were actually extremely surprised by how lush and green it looked
17:35when they were looking at the pictures when it came back.
17:38It's like, holy shit, the colors are fucking popping off the photos.
17:44What the fuck?
17:45Yeah, but we need to chop all of that down so we can build houses for illegal immigrants.
17:52Naturally, yes.
17:54And solar panels.
17:57Lots and lots of solar panels.
18:00The most inefficient way of actually gathering energy of any description.
18:07It would be efficient if you had a battery that could actually store that energy.
18:13Because, you know, Russia screwed up once with a poorly built nuclear reactor built by dirty commie scum.
18:23So we could never have nuclear ever again.
18:27Yeah, literally.
18:28Because Russians don't have no clue how to boil water, we can't have nuclear energy.
18:35Basically.
18:37Commies suck so bad that they failed at boiling water.
18:54I'm just going to save up a large sum of money and get myself a private island and build a
18:59nuclear reactor there.
19:01Yes.
19:04And everyone who wants to partake of my nuclear energy is, you know, going to talk to me, and I'll
19:10be like, yes or no, depending on how much I like you, and depending on how much cheese you're willing
19:15to give me.
19:17Mm-hmm.
19:17Mm-hmm.
19:18However, depending on the person or country, it wouldn't necessarily matter how much cheese you give him.
19:26He will just be, take one look at you and probably say no.
19:30Well, when you put it like that, I sound like a racist.
19:34Well, I mean, you know.
19:38I mean, not that you're wrong, I'm just saying.
19:43Yeah, he drives race cars all the time.
19:46Exactly, exactly.
19:49Yeah.
19:51Yeah, he's a...
19:53Look, there's a difference between the brown people in Mexico and the brown people in Iraq.
19:59Right, naturally, naturally.
20:01Yes.
20:14Rumors are close to James Mayhem.
20:18He's acting strange whenever he seems to have no memory of him whatsoever.
20:25So what are you supposed to be doing right now in Skyrim?
20:30Skyrim?
20:32What are you supposed to be doing right now in the Morrowind?
20:37I don't...
20:38I don't know.
20:41I didn't have any active quests turned on.
20:45So in this scroll of the elders, what are you actually supposed to be doing in the arena?
20:52Yeah, what are you accomplishing right now in Daggerfall?
20:57Shadow Key.
21:00Yes.
21:01There's some deep lore for you, Shadow Key.
21:04That is an Elder Scrolls game fucking exclusive to the Nokia N-Gage, of all things.
21:13Mm-hmm.
21:13Mm-hmm.
21:15I remember.
21:17I own it.
21:19Nice.
21:20All right.
21:21All right.
21:21Out of curiosity, how does it play?
21:24Not particularly well.
21:26It badly needs controls that aren't a phone touchpad or a phone button.
21:35Like, zero through nine buttons on a phone.
21:40Hmm.
21:41Right.
21:42Don't forget pound and asterisk.
21:44Naturally.
21:46Don't forget pound and ass?
21:49That's definitely what I thought.
21:50Well, I mean, when an ass is presented to you, it'd be rude not to, let's be fair.
22:01Yeah, this is definitely what, I mean, I know what you meant, Leo.
22:05I know you.
22:07I didn't say anything.
22:10I didn't say anything.
22:12I didn't say anything this time.
22:17But you, but you were thinking it.
22:21Thinking it real hard.
22:23As soon as the words pound and ass came out of my mouth, I was like, he better say it.
22:28He better fucking say it.
22:30See?
22:31I know you.
22:34That's a stacked amount of characters.
22:37Rainbow, Renaissance, Kingdom.
22:38And, um, some real people, some fictional.
22:41Hmm.
22:42I don't know what Rainbow, Renaissance, Kingdom is, but okay.
22:47Hmm.
22:50I assume that's like a world you're creating for something?
22:55Uh, I assume.
22:57I don't know.
22:58I'm not entirely sure.
23:04If so, neat.
23:07Absolutely.
23:08Hmm.
23:10Tiffany Gomas?
23:11I forgot I was following her.
23:13Who?
23:15I was going to say, who?
23:16The lady from the airplane that was like, that motherfucker over there is not real.
23:21Oh, yeah, I remember her.
23:22She was hot.
23:23Oh.
23:24Mm-hmm.
23:25Yeah, I just had a tweet at first pop up on my timeline.
23:29I'm like, oh, yeah, you exist.
23:33I remember.
23:35Now.
23:36Now.
23:42Oh.
23:53I've been here before, haven't I?
23:58Mud Crab!
24:02Rat!
24:03Crab!
24:04Crab Battle!
24:08You guys remember that?
24:10Yeah, I remember.
24:12Yeah, yeah.
24:14Hey, VJ.
24:16Hey, VJ.
24:17How you doing?
24:17Hey, VJ.
24:17It's another one of those things.
24:20Dead rat.
24:22No.
24:24How you doing, VJ?
24:26The capital kingdom is Rainbow City.
24:31Is Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow from there?
24:35Yes.
24:37The national anthem is fucking...
24:43Man on a Silver Mountain.
24:45Hell yeah.
24:49You forgot to shake the rat, dude.
24:55Ratch.
24:56There actually is an indie game on Steam called Ratch.
25:00No, I was trying to get you to remember that.
25:03I remember.
25:06I haven't played it.
25:07I just know it exists.
25:10Indy did a full playthrough of it on his YouTube.
25:14Yeah, he did.
25:17I remember that.
25:18Indy playing an indie game?
25:20Imagine.
25:22Hmm.
25:23Hmm.
25:26Hmm.
25:30It's probably sticky because it's a rat, but why is it blue?
25:33It's probably blue because it's stinky.
25:34I was going to say, Lilo, why are you pointing out his color?
25:38You racist.
25:40Yeah, it's like that time when I said a gamer word and someone in my chat asked me if I
25:47was
25:47white.
25:47I'm like, how dare you?
25:50How dare you assume my color?
25:53Is it bad that I said the word because I'm not black?
25:58Mm-hmm.
25:59Because that's racist.
26:00Right.
26:01Is this not America?
26:03Am I not American?
26:06Every country in the world.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:09I thought this was America.
26:16And welcome back, Arms.
26:18Welcome back, Arms.
26:20You missed out on a lot.
26:23Yeah.
26:25I've described a channel called Stinky Blue Rad.
26:27He had a tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House, but he's not.
26:35I remember that show, but I never really watched it.
26:40Mm-hmm.
26:41That was on Nickelodeon, wasn't it?
26:45Oh, Bear in the Big Blue House?
26:47Nick Jr.?
26:47That was on Nick Jr.
26:48No, it was on Disney.
26:50It was on Playhouse Disney.
26:52Oh, for some reason, I thought it was Nick Jr.
26:57Yeah, I remember Tutter.
26:59That was the blue dog, not the blue rat.
27:03Yeah, Nickelodeon had the blue dog.
27:05And then Disney also acquired a blue dog when they got the rights to that one from Australia.
27:10Mm-hmm.
27:12It is.
27:13It's funny how, like, ever since the Boomers, there's been, like, a generational blue dog that, like, defines the generation.
27:20The blue dog of wisdom.
27:22Mm-hmm.
27:23Mm-hmm.
27:25Blue dog of wisdom.
27:26What is your wisdom?
27:29I am blue and a dog.
27:32Woof.
27:34That is some good-ass wisdom.
27:36Oh, do you remember dog of wisdom, too?
27:39Of course you remember dog of wisdom.
27:41What, in the little plane?
27:42Yeah.
27:43Ha.
27:43Ha-ba-ba.
27:44Ha-ba-ga-da-ga-ga.
27:48Yeah, I remember.
27:49I remember.
27:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
27:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
27:59oh, oh.
28:01What the fuck are you doing?
28:02And if only you guys can see the fucking face I'm making while I imitate this fucking YouTube video, literally
28:082000.
28:09You don't remember that, you don't remember that video, Shadow?
28:14Uh, I, I, I, I, I mean, if I'm showed it again, I probably would remember it, but, uh,
28:20Uh, not by what we're talking about. Okay. I'm going to send it to you then.
28:25All right. Obviously I got to send it to you. I'm sorry, Sargon.
28:28I know I was watching your live stream, but this is more important.
28:32We like Sargon around here. Sargon's cool. Oh, it's coming in.
28:37Hmm. Oh, indeed. Yes. I've been watching Sargon for over a decade.
28:44Wisdom. Hmm. Yeah. Uh,
28:49the man who, uh, in a roundabout way, basically helped form my, uh, sort of
28:55political awareness really was, uh, Sargon of the God.
29:00I mean, I found out about him through honey badger radio.
29:05Oh yeah. That was back when he was still doing this week in stupid.
29:09Oh yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah.
29:12I remember this week in stupid. Hmm. Yeah. I think, uh,
29:18the first time I was made aware of Sargon, I think, uh, it was like a couple of live streams
29:24he did with Razor Fist back way back in the day. Also love Razor Fist.
29:29Razor Fist is awesome. Oh, oh, hell yeah.
29:32And what's new with you?
29:50Out in the wild. Shining in the night.
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