00:01Vince, let's try to make a torque bar.
00:11Two scavenger bots returned, hell yeah!
00:32There, I made a torque bar.
00:38So we can go back into that when we go back.
00:45I made one too, so for the next one.
00:47Oh, you made one too? Okay.
00:49I mean, I have plenty of resources now, so...
00:54So next time.
00:57What the hell is this?
01:00I had a hunch.
01:11Oh shit.
01:45There's a key over here.
01:50Okay, that's gonna be important.
01:54Oh, there's storage over here.
02:00Oh yeah, cool.
02:08That was quick.
02:10That was a quick little, okay.
02:12I have no problem with a quick little side quest.
02:15We've had others that took a long time, and one we had to do twice.
02:19Yeah, that was annoying.
02:22Which sucked.
02:23I mean, it was the cooler side quest, too.
02:26Yeah, like, it actually kind of utilized, like, a cool, you know, unique horror feature.
02:31You can do it in a co-op game like this.
02:36I guess this leads back to the entrance.
02:38Yeah.
02:41Let's go.
02:58Let's go to the Asheville.
03:01Take a look.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Come on, okay.
03:14Guys, Isaac's Stomp is one of my favorite things in any horror game.
03:25Yeah, you get blowed up, idiot.
03:29That's OP as hell.
03:31Isn't it?
03:32It's kinda pretty sweet, if you ask me.
03:34Just don't be near it at all when it goes off.
03:41What's this thing?
03:43Oh, this is one of those puzzle things.
03:47Yeah, they had these in too, as well.
04:00Does this door go to?
04:05What the fuck?
04:10Can you even go through this door?
04:13Back here.
04:23Oh, it's just the items back here.
04:27Upgrade circuit.
04:30Fire.
04:38Man, there's just...
04:40Apparently they decided to store the cold, dead bodies in here.
04:49Whatever this frozen...
04:53That light's kinda glitching out on that one guy.
05:02Yeah, we're back here again.
05:24Do I have enough with all of that to get the last upgrade to my suit?
05:32No, I still don't.
05:33No, I still don't.
05:34Okay.
05:46I know he's waiting.
05:47I'm joining him, game.
05:50Shush.
06:02I guess we still can't go back to that door with the torque bar.
06:13Can we?
06:14I don't know.
06:15I mean, we can...
06:17Try and go back.
06:19Yeah, cause it's only up in this room up here.
06:24Cause it wouldn't allow us to go back through that door for some reason.
06:36I mean, it doesn't hurt to try, I guess.
06:39Yeah.
06:41Adds a couple minutes to whatever play time.
06:44Who cares?
06:57Oh yeah, we can, okay.
07:05There we go!
07:06Nice.
07:12Explosive module.
07:25Is that everything?
07:29Looks it.
07:31Alright.
07:32Back...
07:33Back to your regularly scheduled, uh, necromorph killing.
07:48And I always forget you can duck in this game.
07:51Or crowd, rather.
07:54Yeah, you can roll, too.
07:56Yeah.
07:58If Dark Souls barrel rolls.
08:01I just wasted...
08:05Fuck.
08:05I just wasted two, uh...
08:08Health items.
08:11That's one thing I don't like about having a dedicated healing button in games.
08:16Just accidentally pressing that shit.
08:18Like, same thing in like RE7 and Village and shit.
08:23Like...
08:25Yeah.
08:27Though...
08:27I have no...
08:29Those are good games, though.
08:30Have you...
08:30You've played the new one, haven't you?
08:33Oh, yeah.
08:34Yeah.
08:34Yeah, a few times.
08:36I haven't...
08:37Played it...
08:37Myself.
08:40Oh.
08:44A little trivia, Isaac, to put things in perspective.
08:49Fact.
08:50The original marker, the black marker found on Earth, predates the rise of mankind.
08:56Are you listening to this?
08:57Fact.
08:59The marker exerts a field of influence that guides and grows biological organisms, evolving
09:04them over...
09:04I'm just putting it down for shits and giggles.
09:07You see where this is going?
09:10We need a...
09:16Activation failure.
09:17Re-open gas supply voucher.
09:19Oh, of course.
09:20Of course you've got to do something.
09:22Yeah, of course things go wrong.
09:23Everything goes wrong.
09:25Everything goes wrong.
09:27Even more so than...
09:30Uncharted games, everything goes wrong.
09:39I swear, Nathan Drake has simultaneously the best and worst in the world.
09:54That's it?
09:55that'd be gasち.
10:03That'll be it.
10:07Nope...
10:07No...
10:10No...
10:11No...
10:12No.
10:16I assume this is the gas
10:17that eats your face.
10:23Is that it?
10:25Now there's a bench.
10:27I think so. It got rid of all the
10:30infestation in this area, so that...
10:37My god, there's so many items.
10:39Yeah!
11:09I think one of these weapons...
11:12I think one of these weapons...
11:29What is it, it's one reload, one damage.
11:56It creates a rocket launcher, whoa.
12:05That sounds powerful as fuck.
12:39Two reload, that's uh, two reload, one damage.
12:47Two rate of fire, that's what I got rate of fire.
13:12One reload, one clip.
13:20Two reload, one clip.
13:30Alright, cool.
13:47Oh, there's a, there is a door over there.
13:48Okay, I didn't even see that.
13:53It didn't get rid of all of it, but it got rid of a lot of the growth in this
13:57area.
13:58I got a frickin' sniper rifle now.
14:01I don't know if I'm gonna use it though.
14:02I'm telling you, Ishimura's gonna need a lot of that gas.
14:22Moon's Haunted.
14:27It's one of my favorite tweets of all time.
14:30What is?
14:32Have you seen the Moon's Haunted tweet?
14:35I don't think so.
14:38Where the, it's just like, it's like an astronaut arriving back on Earth, and NASA being surprised.
14:45It's like, oh, you're back early.
14:47And the astronaut's just like, Moon's Haunted.
14:50And the guy's like, what?
14:52And he's just loading a pistol and getting back in the rocket.
14:55Moon's Haunted.
14:58I don't know why, it just cracks me up.
15:00Home.
15:12Home.
15:16Ini.
15:19Mini.
15:202
15:20Moon.
15:21I can't kill you with users.
15:25今天
15:28P sweeping.
15:30How it's tough.
15:30Wow!
15:35It sure is a rocket launcher!
15:52How many of you guys are there?
15:57I can't read the artifact right now, game!
16:02Shit!
16:11My god.
16:21Oh, it's a good place to set down your thing.
16:24Okay.
16:27Let's see if I can find that artifact.
16:43Alien artifact number three.
16:45Personal log.
16:47Dr. Alexei.
16:49Obachev.
16:50Obachev.
16:51I am first and foremost a scientist.
16:55It is our duty to be bold in our studies.
17:02It was therefore my decision to attempt a controlled thaw and an intact specimen.
17:10What I'm sure many of you will miss his antics around camp.
17:17I remind my colleagues that it was Private Freedman's decision to volunteer for the duty of handling the specimen while
17:26we stood in the protective safety of the control booth.
17:30I'm sure we are all surprised when the ancient tissue showed twinges of life once freed from its icy encasement.
17:42And no one was more surprised than the poor Private when a previously unseen appendage snaked forth from thawed carcass
17:59and into his chest cavity.
18:02It may have been Private Freeman's end, but I'm sure he would have been happy knowing the science had taken
18:09a bold step forward that day.
18:15Uh-huh.
18:17I'm sure he'd be happier alive.
18:23So it looks like, you know, the things that we're here we're going to put in and something tells me
18:27that this giant, like, monster right here is going to wake in when we put that thing in there.
18:34Oh, there's a message too.
18:39An audio.
18:40An audio.
19:07An audio.
19:09An audio.
19:15An audio.
19:18An audio.
19:20An audio.
19:20An audio.
19:22An audio.
19:22An audio.
19:22An audio.
19:22An audio.
19:25An audio.
19:27An audio.
19:30An audio.
19:32An audio.
19:32An audio.
19:47Please do not get up.
19:49You are huge, and it's a small room, and I want to deal with you.
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh my God!
20:38All right, man.
20:48I need to heal.
21:18Alright, where does this, where to next, game?
21:33That's fine.
21:37I don't know what that was.
21:45Whoa!
21:53Oh jeez, oh.
21:56We're doing something wrong here.
22:05Oh, we're going the wrong way.
22:07Oh my...
22:12What the...
22:13I'll just ask...
22:14I'll check down here.
22:18What's leading us all co-
22:21Oh, this is where we came from, I guess.
22:27I'm almost dead.
22:29Looks kind of familiar.
22:36Is this where we climbed up the side of the rock?
22:39Yeah.
22:41Something.
22:42This looks familiar.
22:44Okay, time to go get killed by the gunship.
22:50I feel certain that's about to happen.
22:56Whoa.
23:11There's some over here.
23:16This is a good place to set the thing down over here.
23:35There's some over here.
24:00Oh, there you are, I was trying to find you.
24:25There we go, thank you.
24:26Maybe I won't die.
24:36I guess I gotta go.
24:38Yeah.
24:44Oh my god.
24:47I thought I was fighting from it.
24:49Oh my god.
25:11Freaking go away, you freak.
25:15The Moroccan doesn't do anything.
25:18It's probably invincible.
25:20I guess I gotta make a run for it, I guess.
25:28I hope I'm going the right way.
25:45Okay, we're indoors.
25:48There's health in here.
25:55Jeez Louise, game!
26:13Is he gonna be chasing us here, too?
26:18No, but there's a guy over there.
26:25I saw you!
26:35There's another good place to set your thing down.
26:39And I am fresh out of him for now.
26:57Oh!
27:14I can relativist.
27:14Crap.
27:15Good.
27:15That'll work.
27:19Good job.
27:22Scotius.
27:22OK, I!
27:30Oh!
27:33Oh!
27:33Oh!
27:37Oh!
27:56I
27:57you think we count as scientists are we allowed to enter the biology lab I think
28:05I'm gonna anyway wait no we've been here before Emily
28:18but one of my scavenger bots returned
28:34destruct a couple of health items because I ran low there for a while
29:00church
29:11yeah we've definitely this is definitely a place we've been before suit kiosk
29:18isn't working
29:35yeah it wants to go in there
30:10it's this door over here
30:11oh god this what the fuck
30:46oh
30:47oh
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