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Hey everyone. Dalton is currently on vacation, and that means that my other friends and I sat down to record episodes of Let's Play The Elder Scrolls Iv: Oblivion. This time I had both @SecondController and @TheShadowLoafKnows on with me, and we recorded for three plus hours. There will be six whole episodes of this for you all, and this is the single gayest stream I have ever done by far. You will see what I mean as you watch these episodes.There were lots of laughs, though, and is was a hell of a lot of fun. There should be episodes of Let's Play Far Cry 4 for you all, as well. I hope you are all looking forward to that. Thanks to Leo and Shadow Loaf for joining me. Thank you all for watching. I hope you enjoy.
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00:00Given all the numerous things that the weird shit that is mentioned in that files, and I don't know.
00:06Right, yeah.
00:07You know who wasn't in the files, though? Michael Jackson.
00:12Hey, hey, there you go.
00:14I mean, watch Razor Fist's video about that. Michael didn't do anything wrong.
00:20Exactly. All my homies think Michael Jackson is innocent.
00:26Real ones think Michael Jackson is innocent.
00:29Exactly.
00:35An absolute top tier, bros. Like, know for an absolute fact that Michael Jackson is innocent.
00:42Yeah, and God, he's done like six parts of that video series now.
00:48Oh, yeah. Pretty much any time there's a relatively fresh and big controversy around Michael Jackson for some reason,
00:58he would make another part to the series specifically addressing it, which is honestly awesome.
01:05Yeah.
01:05I love him for that.
01:06Yeah.
01:07Like, say what you will about Razor Fist, but when it comes to Michael Jackson, he will not let it
01:13go.
01:14It's like, I love him for it.
01:16What do you want?
01:20It's curious.
01:22Skingrad's scarcely ever set eyes on the count, but he's apparently loving his-
01:27He's awesome in general.
01:29I fucking love Razor Fist.
01:31Honestly, yeah.
01:33Yeah.
01:35Yeah.
01:37Yeah.
01:40And now he's starting, uh, doing more, uh, Christian stuff on, like, a second channel of his,
01:45and I'm thinking, oh, fuck yeah.
01:46Did he just put up something today?
01:48He did, yes.
01:50Yes.
01:50I haven't watched it yet, but-
01:52Yeah, nor me.
01:53No, I, I, I did retweet it on, uh, my Twitter, but, uh, haven't actually watched it myself yet.
02:00Yeah.
02:02Here, this stream, you go from gay talk to making fun of gay stuff to, uh, straight talk to Christian
02:10talk.
02:11You get everything here.
02:12Oh yeah, you do.
02:13Absolutely.
02:14Yes.
02:14Yes.
02:15Followed closely by, uh, us unironically planning that, uh, like a threesome.
02:20Yes.
02:20Yes.
02:23Wait, is that ironic?
02:26Well, I mean, if you wanted to be.
02:29Is it ironic or unironically?
02:31I thought it, I thought it was quite ironic, the idea.
02:35Oh, it was?
02:36Oh, oh, uh, never mind.
02:37See, now, let me translate for you.
02:39He's down.
02:42Three homophobes having a threesome?
02:47Wouldn't that be ironic?
02:48I mean, I thought it would be ironic.
02:50I mean, uh, yeah, that, that, I, I suppose that would be ironic, um, not at all surprising
02:56anymore, but, uh, you know, it's still ironic.
03:04Because, because when you said unironic, I was like, I see the irony in it.
03:08I don't know.
03:09Right, right.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:12Leo's 100% down with actually going through with it.
03:18I've never said that.
03:21Oh, but she was thinking.
03:22I implied it, but never said it.
03:23Yeah, you implied it.
03:25Yeah, you implied it.
03:29Look.
03:29Never once, never once in this conversation were you ever like, oh, no, we should absolutely
03:35not do that.
03:37How dare you?
03:39How dare you even suggest?
03:42Right.
03:43If you guys can talk my boyfriend into it.
03:48Oh, yeah, that's a fair point.
03:49Yeah, yeah.
03:50Are you trying to drag a fourth person into the threesome?
03:54Because it's no longer a threesome at that point.
03:57Right, yeah, yeah.
03:59Like, it becomes a completely different plan to what we were thinking of, let's be fair.
04:07I mean, are you saying there's not room for one more?
04:10I mean, I'm not, I'm not not saying that, but at the same time, it's like, like I say,
04:16it'd be, you know, deviating from the plan is all it is.
04:22Okay, well, I mean, we're already devious, so.
04:27Right, naturally, naturally.
04:29What's a little more deviation among friends?
04:33I am altering the plan.
04:36Pray I don't alter it any further.
04:39It will become even gayer.
04:42Yes, naturally.
04:44It will become gayer.
04:58Look, whatever makes your goats float.
05:02My goats float?
05:03What?
05:03Yeah, whatever floats your goat.
05:05You know what?
05:06Oh, okay.
05:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:07You know what I'm saying?
05:08Whatever floats your goat?
05:10Yeah.
05:11Well, I know it has whatever floats your boat, but, you know, because.
05:15I didn't know boats floated.
05:17Well, naturally.
05:20I mean, unless you deliberately put a hole in it, I guess, but, yeah.
05:24I mean, someone tell me.
05:26I mean, that's whatever sinks your boat.
05:28So tell that to the Titanic.
05:31That didn't float.
05:33No.
05:33No.
05:34Well.
05:35It tried.
05:36It tried.
05:36It tried, but then it just became an absolute cuck at the sight of an iceberg, so, you know.
05:45And then it became an absolute terrible movie.
05:50It did become a terrible movie.
05:51It's a long, long movie.
05:54Eh.
05:55I mean.
05:56They spent so much time trying to goad you into wondering, is Rose going to survive when
06:02Rose is the one telling the fucking story?
06:04Like, come on, man.
06:05Right.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Also, Rose is, like, the worst person in that movie.
06:10Mm-hmm.
06:11Yeah.
06:11Letting Jack die.
06:13Mm-hmm.
06:14There was, it has been thoroughly proven that there was room on that fucking raft for Jack.
06:21And she's like, nope, nope, just going to let you die.
06:24Well, like, after I, you know, cheated on my, what was it, fiance?
06:30I don't remember.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Yeah, it was a fiance.
06:34Yeah.
06:35And Kate Winslet's not even that hot.
06:37He could have found a perfectly good French girl to draw.
06:40Mm-hmm.
06:41Mm-hmm.
06:43Yeah, but then you have to deal with her being French.
06:47Yeah.
06:48I'm sure Shadowloaf knows all about, because we all know the British and the French hate
06:53each other.
06:55Oh, wait.
06:55Oh, yes.
06:56Yeah.
06:56So, we hate each other so much as it's become a national pastime for the both of us.
07:00Okay.
07:01Yeah.
07:01To be fair, though, but Shadowloaf, would you rather a French girl or Kate Winslet?
07:17I would honestly rather have this gay-as-fuck threesome.
07:22Okay.
07:23But, I'm, yeah.
07:27Now, is that a sign that he actually wants to go through with it, or he just doesn't want
07:32to have sex with a French girl?
07:35Yes.
07:44You know, I was going to add on to the gayness, but I thought, yeah, you know what?
07:48Nah.
07:50Nah.
07:50As if we could get any more gay.
07:53Oh, we, trust me, bro, I could have made it a lot more fucking gay, but I think, you
07:59know what?
08:00Nah.
08:01Nah.
08:02He's like, we're going to do that later.
08:09We'll do that later, then we'll make it ultra fucking gay.
08:14Right.
08:18Look, I don't know if I like the fact that you're planning, but I do like the fact that
08:22you're planning something.
08:25Right.
08:25And it involves you.
08:29Hmm.
08:31Maybe.
08:33Maybe.
08:36Oh, shit.
08:39I knew that was there!
08:43I knew that was there, and it's still, I still almost hit the spikes.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Yeah.
08:53Not the best of ideas, honestly.
09:00I don't know what I'm doing.
09:03I'm just randomly exploring and...
09:06Do I have a quest?
09:09As far as the threesome goes, I don't mind as long as my boyfriend doesn't mind, but you
09:14guys are going to have to be the ones to convince them because I'm not going to be the
09:17one to go, hey, is it okay, honey, if I have sex with two other men who aren't you?
09:26Well, now that you put it that way, it makes me sound like a fucking homewrecker.
09:33That's why I said you should talk to other people about it.
09:37If he gives the green light, then that's when I'm like, okay.
09:42Right, right.
09:44Oh, lord, he's getting more serious about it.
09:48Uh-huh.
09:49Uh-huh.
09:50The longer it goes, the longer it's going to get.
09:52And we know that Shadow Left Left is wrong.
09:58Fucking hell.
10:00Next, we're going to be talking about fucking girth along with the length to make it even
10:04fucking get.
10:05Hey, I didn't say anything about that.
10:07You brought that one up.
10:08Well, look.
10:10It's a natural part of the conversation when you're talking about length.
10:14Let's be fair.
10:15You're the one that brought it up.
10:17Sure.
10:17Okay.
10:19Yeah, blame him.
10:22Naturally.
10:23Naturally.
10:24Anything we'll avoid taking responsibility for so incredibly gay this conversation.
10:32Indeed.
10:33Yeah.
10:33That's awesome, Ruthie.
10:34You didn't miss too much.
10:36No, no, nothing at all, really.
10:39No, nothing at all.
10:40Nothing at all.
10:42Stupid sexy flanders.
10:44Indeed.
10:47Stupid sexy, Leo.
10:54Why don't you come over here and say that to my face?
10:59I mean.
11:00He's thinking about it.
11:04I mean, I would, but that would mean I'd have to spend my money.
11:07That would cost money.
11:09That would, yeah, and cost quite a lot of money.
11:11Fuck me.
11:13Bless you, Europe, and not having a land bridge.
11:16I know, right?
11:18Which they are actually unironically thinking about that, like a direct line somehow from
11:24London to New York, and I'm thinking, one, how the fuck would that work?
11:28And two, no.
11:31You would need several petrol stations along the way.
11:34Yeah, exactly, exactly.
11:40But yeah, apparently, like...
11:42Put those fucking rotating things from the sides of Hot Wheels tracks on either end of
11:47it, so that when you get there, you get in it, you just go whoosh.
11:51Right.
11:51Yeah.
11:55Fucking Mario Warp pipe your way over here to America.
11:58Naturally, yes.
12:02But apparently, like, the idea is, like, something similar to, like, the Eurotunnel.
12:10So you basically, like, you drive a car or whatever vehicle you happen to be on onto a train,
12:16which takes you over into, like, the country that you go into, like, underneath, like, the
12:22water, essentially.
12:24Yeah, it's a similar idea to that, apparently, for this potential idea they're thinking about
12:31that probably won't happen because, I don't know, my country is becoming a communist country
12:38that, you know...
12:43Yeah.
12:44Boy, do we need labor.
12:45We tried to stop it.
12:46We tried to stop it from happening.
12:48We warned you.
12:49Yeah.
12:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:50I'm fully aware, yeah.
12:51To be fair, like, with what's recently been happening with Britain, I'm just thinking,
12:59like, you know what?
13:00God bless America.
13:02Honestly.
13:03Like, pretty much every single American that I actually know has, like, come out in, like,
13:08support of, like, the actual Brits who have just had enough of this fucking shit.
13:14Restore, yeah.
13:15Yeah, exactly, yeah.
13:17I'd vote for him if I lived there.
13:19Hell yeah.
13:20Yeah.
13:20And, like, say what you will about, like, say, Elon Musk, but holy shit, the amount of,
13:30like, you know, like, eyes that he's put on, like, into Britain, like, making people aware
13:38of the situation here, I'm thinking, like, I would absolutely buy him a beer.
13:45Like, yeah, like, God bless you, Elon, I would kiss you, but that would mean I'd have to, you
13:53know, I'd have to cheat on Leo, but, yeah.
13:59That does make me wonder, are you thinking about becoming an American if things continue
14:04the way that they do in Britain right now?
14:08Yeah, that's the thing.
14:15I'm very, very torn on that, honestly.
14:19I mean, I know other British people who've been complaining about the same things that
14:22you complain about for a long time.
14:25Yeah, a long time.
14:26Yeah.
14:27They say that they don't want to move to America because they feel a patriotic necessity to
14:33stay British in the similar way that I would never leave America to become a Japanese citizen.
14:41And, you know, I get it, but the more I see Britain changing, the more I'm like, is it still
14:48Britain, you guys?
14:50Yeah.
14:51And that's the thing I'm honestly had, like, contemplating because I am exactly that kind
15:05of guy, I'm very proud and patriotic and, uh, you know, like proud of the fact that I am
15:13British, uh, you know, born in, uh, England, you know, uh, yeah, we're with a kind of a,
15:20um, a British equivalence of mixed race being like a Welsh and English, the closest you can
15:28get, but, um, but the thing is like, I, if the political situation gets worse and, uh,
15:45I suppose restore Britain's chances or like, I suppose like any like right wing party in,
15:53uh, England just has no chance whatsoever of ever actually getting in and changing anything.
15:58Can you imagine a bunch of, yeah, I'm going to have to leave, honestly, which I don't
16:07particularly want to do.
16:09Let's say very proud of being British and proud of, uh, Britain, but, uh, yeah, if, if
16:17needs must, then going to have to look, hopefully it doesn't come to that British culture is
16:24a lot more compatible with American culture than what is currently replacing it. If, if
16:32you Euro bros need a place to go to get away from the thing, the menace. Yes. Why are there
16:40so many Haitians in India? It's like, why? Hmm. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like, and that's the thing,
16:48like, uh, cause if it does come into a, if it does come to a point where I do have
16:56to
16:56like, uh, leave my country, I am absolutely taking the next plane to America. Yeah. Like,
17:03uh, cause I, I do as much as I am a very, you know, patriotic and proud of being British
17:11and the, of Britain's achievements. Like I adore, I, I adore America with a fucking
17:18passion. I really do absolutely love. Yeah. You know, love the country, love the people.
17:26Yeah. Love what the country stands for. Like, honestly, like I, even though I'm British and
17:33is technically like against, you know, my, my country, my culture, but at the same time,
17:39I look at like, say like the declaration of independence and, uh, you know, the, uh, sort
17:44of American constitution and like, you know, what based like, it was a British thing. The
17:51people that came to America and made all that shit were British. They were British who were
17:56tired of the way they were being treated by their government. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
18:01Like, uh, that's honestly like in a roundabout way, a kind of a point of pride for, uh, British
18:08people in England is that, uh, yeah, like we kind of inadvertently had a hand in like creating
18:17the best country on the planet essentially. Yeah. Yeah. I, no, that's true. Nope. Nope. And
18:28I know I'm twisting your arm at this point, but I mean, we have AC here in America. Yeah. Yeah.
18:36I'm proud to be an American. Well, at least I have AC.
18:44I won't forget. I won't forget the Europeans are done and the heat wave of Oh three.
18:52You know, of course, the underground palace is alien.
18:56I say this with as much love in my heart as I can you can't sing tell me
19:03something I don't know I've heard people who can't sing but that was wild tell me
19:14something I don't know okay let's find something he doesn't know
19:25I think you should leave I didn't do anything where you have being an asshole
19:31to me for take care it's it's nice to see you too but you're a bit empty-handed
19:43aren't you the largest cheese wheel ever made was a massive cheddar weighing to
19:49twenty six point zero nine tons or fifty fifty seven thousand five hundred and
19:57eighteen point five three pounds or about twenty eight point seven five short tons
20:02or twenty six point oh nine metric tons it was produced on September 7th 1995 by a
20:11groper at a plant in Granby Quebec Canada for Loblaws supermarkets it used over
20:20five hundred and forty thousand pounds or sixty seven point five thousand gallons of
20:26milk there you go something you don't know there you go oh no wonder he's
20:35annoyed it with annoyed it with me they're not happy about me using their
20:44teleporter thing I didn't realize that until I after I used it but that's why
20:54the guy's annoyed with me maybe stop using his teleporter thing since then
21:00perhaps if I annoyed somebody I would stop doing what I did to annoy them
21:08actually that's not true I would double down I would be an asshole away and
21:12continue annoying them because I live in America tell me what to do indeed as much
21:21as the UK government would like to think otherwise no yeah believe it or not UK
21:29government I can post memes I know right whereas me I I have to like unironically
21:37like like you check myself like double think like do I actually want to post this
21:45the answer is yes but yeah and the answer is yes yes but yeah exactly yeah
21:52well I get arrested for posting it because that has happened before oh indeed oh
21:58indeed oh indeed like nine times out of ten it like my attitude is like fuck it we
22:05ball but it doesn't mean I'd never actually think about that because I'm very
22:11much aware aware that count Dancula literally got arrested for this shit right
22:19yeah
22:19PJ knows the joke
22:24PJ how's Britain oh I I can't complain no literally I I can't complain because yep
22:34yeah it would be illegal for me to complain indeed indeed yes yes especially about a observable
22:44observable facts of reality of my country like oh how dare I yeah how dare you notice
22:52things how dare you how dare you you notice a go I don't understand why that the noticing
23:03things has to be always tied to Jews that doesn't make sense to me yeah what you wait it's
23:11because what you're noticing is the Jews the Jews are the ones you notice it right yeah yeah
23:19obviously I never noticed the Palestinians no no no I mean I have noticed them but I'm
23:28not allowed to notice them mm-hmm it is illegal to be like hey uh they definitely allowed to
23:34notice the Jews though they they voted Hamas into their government what the fuck's up with
23:40that hmm I don't think it's a I don't think it's survival instinct kicking in hmm you would
23:56think at a certain point our survival instinct will kick in and we would be like yeah no when
24:01the bad things continue to happen that keep continuing to happen so it's called suicidal empathy
24:08you think mm-hmm only women have that yep it's specifically women and guys that really want to have
24:18sex with those women yeah thirsty for pussy that you would side with a woman on survival versus
24:26being friends with the people are gonna kill you now if you ask me you know three way or or
24:37sex with a
24:38liberal woman with suicidal empathy three way don't you know that she's got green hair and a septum piercing
24:47mm-hmm you're just making her less attractive
24:50mm-hmm but doing she's overweight think of how big her titties are right yeah yeah what is it with
24:59hair dye that makes it so the people that use it are a fat yeah yeah why does hair dye
25:09cause obesity
25:14mm-hmm because as we all know it's hair ties lace with sugar of fucking sweetness that's why the frosting
25:23I mean look how many weird hair dye it makes sense I mean look how many weird people with blue
25:30hair are also fat it causes obesity I swear mm-hmm mm-hmm
25:36and what is it about purple that specifically makes them a really hot goth chick
25:43I don't know what's up with that and and 2d rather than 3d yeah I do like really hot goth
25:49chicks
25:50oh yeah oh yeah and 3d also for whatever
25:54mm-hmm for whatever
26:00for whatever what
26:01uh
26:04a salamander
26:06you for whatever reason
26:09for whatever reason purple also became like the bisexual color from
26:16oh
26:17oh yeah
26:17oh yeah
26:18I don't know why that was it I don't know why that is
26:21yeah
26:22oh oh wait wait wait wait wait maybe it's because purple is a royal color and bisexuality is a form
26:28of hedonism
26:30hmm
26:30giving into your
26:32basest urges by being willing to grind your gears so to speak with anything that revs your engine
26:40uh-huh
26:41hmm
26:43I mean
26:44not that I would know
26:45no no no no perish the thought perish the thought
26:49I mean I'm a perfectly good well-behaved straight Christian man
26:54yes yes
26:56that's us
26:57never had a game
26:58oh yes indeed
26:59we are perfectly
27:02perfectly fine
27:04young
27:05uh
27:06Christian
27:08bisexual
27:09men
27:10with two
27:11two out of the three having boyfriends
27:14uh
27:14no
27:16don't worry shadow I'm sure you'll find the right guy eventually
27:21aww thanks
27:22I mean you'll find a woman
27:23you'll find a woman
27:24right yeah yeah woman yes yes yes yes
27:27yes
27:27yes don't worry
27:28we'll find you the right woman
27:30right yes
27:31as your matchmakers not you
27:33that woman might be male but
27:37right yes yes but but but it but it's uh it's 2026 so you're not not allowed to say anything
27:43about that
27:43as long as she identifies as her
27:46ah
27:47it doesn't matter that she failed
27:49uh-huh uh-huh
27:51uh-huh
27:53uh
27:53that that's how you get around it
27:55there's like no biological difference at all between men and women because thinking otherwise
28:01none
28:01is a bigotry or something
28:03i've been sure
28:05exactly
28:06all right as much as i'd love to continue being a bigot i do need to take a short break
28:11i'll be back
28:11all right
28:12then we can continue being a bigot
28:14then we can continue being a bigot
28:14then we can continue being enough of a bigot for all three of us
28:16yay
28:17i will
28:21yay
28:22yay
28:22bigotry
28:24yay
28:24bigotry my favorite
28:26my favorite type of tree
28:26doesn't matter what we do we're going to be accused of bigotry
28:30yes
28:31my favorite kind of tree
28:36yes
28:40two
28:40okay that was the thing that i was supposed to
28:53oh shit i hurt myself
28:55oh god
28:56better stand here and heal for a little bit
28:59yeah
29:00mm-hmm
29:01mm-hmm
29:07that that slaughter fish thing is the thing that this guy wants me to look for okay
29:12yeah
29:15all righty
29:17and welcome back ruthie
29:19welcome back ruthie
29:21god we should probably only go for another half an hour or so it's
29:25at that point it will have been three hours
29:29yeah
29:29yeah all right
29:30yeah i got other things i need to take care of i got other things i need to do so
29:35yeah
29:36as much as i love streaming with you we have a three way to do
29:40hell yeah
29:41right naturally naturally yeah
29:44and it's all and it's already quarter to one in the morning here in the uk so you know
29:49yeah that was the other thing it's like what time is it where lee where uh where uh shadow loaf
29:55is
29:56right exactly yeah like times are ticking if we're thinking about uh getting this dick
30:01no i
30:01no i
30:05hello
30:11exciting
30:12shit
30:13yeah
30:22Out in the wild, shining in the night
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