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00:31How's the hangover?
00:33I don't have a hangover, I'm just exhausted.
00:35Well, I don't know why. Pepe, it must be from lifting so many weights.
00:39What are you doing?
00:41Well, I'm going to paint the room. The best thing when you're unemployed is to keep busy, right?
00:46Did you know that?
00:47Hi, daddy.
00:49Jorge, daughter, stay still.
00:52Go on, Jorge, leave your father and go do your homework.
00:55They called you at school, Pepe, saying that you haven't done your homework for a month.
00:59And now they're saying it?
01:00He had given a different phone number. The boy.
01:04We'll talk later, you and I.
01:06Pepe, I've invited some friends over for dinner.
01:10Hangover, huh?
01:11I don't have a hangover, I just ate something that didn't agree with me.
01:14Okay, I'm off to work.
01:16Hey, Dad, you look terrible.
01:18Yeah?
01:19You're green.
01:21Pepe, Pepe, is it true?
01:24Uh, yeah!
01:26Oh, the Asian girl! Oh, the Asian girl, Pepe! The Asian girl!
01:31Pepe, don't be apprehensive, it's nothing.
01:33No no!
01:33It's nothing!
01:35Hey, Clarín, I want you to take your brother to the movies tonight.
01:39No.
01:40Why not?
01:41I only go to see whose movies.
01:44From Scorsese.
01:45And they don't show any Scorsese films.
01:47And didn't you like Woody Allen's films too?
01:49Yes, but he's been a bit drooling lately, hasn't he?
01:52So you're not going to the cinema?
01:53No.
01:55And you're not going out with Ignacio?
01:56I don't know.
01:57I think so, but I don't know.
01:59Oh, and when are you going to find out?
02:01Well, I don't know.
02:02My daughter, Clarita, do you know anything, darling?
02:06No.
02:08And what happened to her gut?
02:09Wasn't he on good terms with Ignacio?
02:11Well, I thought so.
02:12Well, I haven't scolded him about his grades yet.
02:14And he failed six times!
02:17Yeah, he always gets so gloomy when his birthday is coming up.
02:21And how old is he turning?
02:2215?
02:2414?
02:2516.
02:2616?
02:27But back then I was very behind in high school.
02:30And why did you want me to go to the movies today?
02:32I've organized a dinner party with my cousins, who are both going to give birth at the same time, Pepe.
02:38And one of them is expecting triplets.
02:40But I haven't told you that I've invited some friends over for dinner, Rubén and his wife, who
02:43They're coming today.
02:43Not at all, Pepe, I've made plans with my cousins.
02:46But Rubén has promised me that he's going to give me a loan.
02:49Go on.
02:49I also promised his wife I was going to buy her a washer-dryer, and she left with one of
02:5318.
02:54And also, his son is coming to play with Jorge.
02:57Look, that Rubén is a ghost, Pepe.
02:59And then he leaves you the money, do you know what for? Nothing more than to humiliate you.
03:02Oh, Pepa, Pepa, how twisted you are.
03:05He lends me the money because we were bank partners in school.
03:08And that's not something you forget.
03:11Get out of here, go on.
03:11I don't even want to see you.
03:12Go on.
03:34I don't even want to see you.
03:58Thanks to telesales, thanks to telesales, it's made me rich.
04:04Life takes strange turns; when I was little, it was always Pepe who gave me money.
04:09And when he didn't, I would put the scarf around his neck and he would turn red, like a tomato.
04:17Jorge, what are you doing here? Where's Rubencito?
04:19Go on, go on, go play with him.
04:21I don't want to.
04:22Jorge, go play with Rubencito, otherwise Dad will get angry.
04:24Go on, go play, because my Rubencito is very good.
04:27No, he's an idiot and he's always cheating.
04:30Your son is a sore loser, just like you.
04:33And yours is a mobster, just like his father.
04:37Clarita, Clarita, what nonsense have you said?
04:40Go ahead, apologize immediately.
04:42But why?
04:43Mom always says that otherwise, there's no explanation for how rich he is, considering how short-sighted the poor guy is.
04:48Right, Jorge?
04:50Yeah.
04:52Well, but my mother said it with a lot of affection, you know?
04:55Because in this house you are loved very much.
04:57Especially to you, Manoli.
05:00Just yesterday my mother and I talked and laughed a lot, because we imagined you were in the car
05:07And suddenly those silicone tits of yours would explode and you'd make everyone bleed.
05:14Clarita, that's it.
05:15Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing is happening.
05:17Your daughter is very funny, isn't she?
05:18Yes, thanks.
05:19Hey, hey, if it doesn't suit you, I'll give you back the check.
05:21Come on, come on, don't speak with such a small mouth, you're eager to keep it for yourself.
05:25I think it's getting a little late.
05:27Your husband told me you've been fired from your job, it doesn't surprise me with that attitude.
05:31You're a little, how should I put it? A little common.
05:34I'm going to see what Rubénito is doing.
05:36The girl is very horny.
05:38Yeah.
05:39But this one is a bit silly.
05:42Hey Rubén, regarding that other money, that other money you were going to lend me, as long as you guarantee it, that's enough.
05:48Well, I don't know if I'll be able to do it.
05:50Hey Rubén, you wouldn't mind if...
05:52Pepe.
05:52It's just kids being kids, Rubén.
05:55Look, look, Pepe, listen to me.
05:57I'm not going to give you the money, because you're nobody.
05:59And I do.
06:00And the only thing you and your family could have done was to be respectful to me.
06:05Do you understand?
06:07Look, Rubéncito.
06:10We're putting up with your nonsense.
06:12So?
06:12And your nonsense, right?
06:13Yes, we're here.
06:14Hey kid, where are you going with that thing Jorge?
06:16And your wife's nonsense!
06:19Look, not with my wife...
06:20From nine o'clock, yes.
06:21And look, it's twelve o'clock.
06:23Whether it was the cover, whether it was wild boar, whether it was Soto Grande...
06:25That's envy, envy.
06:26No, no, no, don't touch my face.
06:29Envy!
06:29Look, I only have two things in this life, you know?
06:31Yeah.
06:32A family, the one I adore.
06:33And this house.
06:35Oh no, you're leaving right now and you're never coming back here!
06:39Get out of here!
06:40I'm the one leaving!
06:41You're a real character!
06:42I'm the one leaving!
06:43Get out of here!
06:43You know what I'm saying?
06:44And you can stick your heel wherever it fits!
06:46You're a starving port, you're starving!
06:48Sausage!
06:48Port of hunger!
06:56I think I'm going to feel like crying.
07:11Pepe, mollusk, gastropod, marine, of the family Cruprancidae, with a shiny shell, covered in spots and has five letters.
07:23Caury, I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent for the shop.
07:25I'll have to sell some animals.
07:27Besides, I can't pay your salary, Pepe.
07:28Hey, not at all.
07:30Pepe, you're not going to pay my salary.
07:31Listen, bird unable to fly.
07:34He lived on Reunion Island and Rodriguez Island.
07:39Today it has disappeared and been extinguished by man and by the animals that Portuguese sailors carried.
07:44The loner.
07:45Take.
07:50Hello, Clarita!
07:51Whose birthday is tomorrow?
07:53Hi, Mom.
07:54Hey, baby.
07:55Is something wrong, daughter?
07:57Nothing.
07:58You're sick.
07:59I'll give you some chamomile tea.
08:00Okay, what's wrong with my little girl?
08:02Leave me alone.
08:03Forget me.
08:03It's about letting me go.
08:06But anyway, what...
08:07What's gotten into him?
08:09I don't know.
08:11Lately he's been...
08:12It's impossible.
08:13You should talk to her because she's treating me worse and worse.
08:17Oh, I think he's throwing up.
08:19Let's see if she's pregnant.
08:20But don't talk nonsense.
08:22How can she be pregnant?
08:23If Clarita is a girl.
08:25Clara!
08:26Are you vomiting?
08:27No!
08:29That would explain why she's been acting so strange lately.
08:32Because even she thinks it's strange.
08:34Admit it.
08:34But Pepe, but...
08:36But, but, but, but...
08:36What things does it have?
08:37She is very sad because she misses Ignacio terribly, poor thing.
08:41My poor little thing.
08:41They haven't seen each other in four months, mind you.
08:45Clear.
08:46If I were four months pregnant, I'd have a bigger belly, right?
08:49But wait, maybe it belongs to someone else.
08:51But, Pepe, but, but, but, but, but...
08:53What nonsense!
08:54She is head over heels in love with Ignacio.
08:56No, not anymore.
08:57Out of sight, out of mind.
08:58And one nail drives out another.
09:00Oh, don't be a pain, Pepe.
09:01Let's see if everyone grows up like you.
09:02That you're obsessed with sex.
09:05What's happening to him is what's happening to him.
09:07Of course, she is very sad because she misses Ignacio.
09:10That's what happens to the girl.
09:11And that's it.
09:12He's only 16 years old.
09:14But he wasn't 14.
09:16Pepe, no.
09:17She is 16.
09:20Well, let's see what we're going to buy him tomorrow for his birthday.
09:24I don't know.
09:26It has to be something that she's really excited about.
09:29Something, something that will make her really happy because tomorrow is going to be a very sad day for her.
09:33Just imagine, they separate him from Ignacio.
09:35Imagine that, 20,000 kilometers.
09:37And what are you going to give him/her as a gift?
09:40I don't know.
09:41I don't know, what about you?
09:43I haven't decided yet.
09:45Well, decide.
09:46Because you'll forget.
09:48I won't forget it.
09:50I'm sure you're the one who's going to forget.
09:53I haven't forgotten.
10:01The living dead man has arrived.
10:07Surprise!
10:09Surprise!
10:14Congratulations, Isaké!
10:15What is it?
10:16Did you see?
10:16Did you see what a surprise?
10:20Nothing's missing, huh?
10:21Well, the detail of the little balloons is ideal.
10:24And the clowns?
10:25Oh, of course it wasn't necessary.
10:27That's the practical thing about having parents.
10:29Come on, sure, girl!
10:30Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:32Okay, fine.
10:33Blow out the candles and make a wish.
10:40Parents, I dedicate this wish to you.
10:45Good!
10:52Give me the gifts and let's end this charade.
10:56Ala, Pepe, Pepe, come on, give him your gift.
11:00My gift?
11:01No, no, better give him yours.
11:04You give him yours, Pepe, because I'll give him mine later.
11:06Ah!
11:07I'll give it to him tomorrow.
11:08Okay, why tomorrow?
11:09But give it to her now, can't you see she's dying to get it?
11:13But why can't you make up your minds?
11:15Come on, give me whatever it is and let's get this over with.
11:18I just can't give it to you, Clarita.
11:20Because I don't have it here.
11:22Oh, no?
11:24No, come on, you give him yours.
11:26No, no, no, no, it can't be.
11:29He's not here either.
11:31What do you mean he's not here? Where is he?
11:33Well, I don't know exactly.
11:35I was supposed to be here, but...
11:37But where is yours?
11:39Haven't you bought me anything?
11:41Of course we bought you, Clarit, but...
11:43What's happening? And did a... end?
11:44Okay, then, give me what you bought me.
11:49Well...
11:50And what about you?
11:52Have you forgotten? Haven't you bought me anything?
11:55Well, this is incredible.
11:57But, Clarita, my daughter, what's wrong with that?
11:58The truth is, the truth is that I...
12:00You don't give a damn, I knew it, I've always known it, huh?
12:03This is my gift.
12:04What is this?
12:05The Spanish national team, did I do it?
12:08This isn't a gift, Jorge, this is shit.
12:11Idiot!
12:11And you, you idiot.
12:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:15You're a deity, let me go!
12:17Hey, I'll give you a big smack, Clara!
12:19Well, that's the best thing you can do to congratulate me.
12:31So, Clara, has your tantrum passed yet?
12:35Mom, do you want to tell Dad that I'm existentially incapable of being happy?
12:39Yes, very good, daughter.
12:41Look, we've brought you cake.
12:43I hate her.
12:44And champagne?
12:45Little Champagne.
12:46Alcoholic.
12:47But what if you love champagne?
12:49Well, I hate it.
12:50But on New Year's Eve you always told me to let you have a second time.
12:54Okay, Clarita, daughter.
12:56Okay, which cable broke?
12:59Oh, Clarita, you drank last night, didn't you?
13:03That's why you were vomiting.
13:05A whole bottle of cider.
13:07Oh, Mom, how funny.
13:08And why did you do it, darling?
13:11Clarita, let's see what's wrong with my rebellious girl, okay?
13:14Oh, leave me alone.
13:16I want to be alone, okay?
13:17No.
13:18Look, Mom, I want to be alone.
13:20This is how I feel best.
13:22Clarita, don't talk nonsense, daughter.
13:24I bet you got pregnant by me by mistake.
13:28Clarita, you're acting like a crazy cow, huh?
13:30I?
13:31And what about you?
13:33Dad, ever since Maria left, he does nothing but check his phone.
13:36I?
13:37But, Clarita, Maria is far away and we are worried, but we love you all the same.
13:42No, that's a lie.
13:44Maria has an outfit for every day of the week.
13:46And yet, I don't even have room in my closet for socks.
13:49Look what I came up with.
13:50But you've always been completely out of fashion, Clara.
13:53Maybe I had to force my way through.
13:54Or maybe I was tired of you always buying Maria all the new things and me getting nothing.
13:59You endorsed everything she did.
14:02Hey, Dad!
14:03Go away.
14:04Come on.
14:04Come on.
14:05But why, daughter?
14:06Come on, go play with Jorge.
14:08I?
14:08That's what you usually do when you're not drooling over Maria.
14:11But, daughter, you've never liked those things.
14:14How do you know?
14:15How long has it been since you tried to kiss me?
14:18Don't touch me.
14:20Go away, go away.
14:21Come on, go away.
14:24Well.
14:25Bye bye.
14:28And what are you still doing here, Mom?
14:30Ha, Clarita, don't be rude, okay?
14:31Yesterday your father called your school to speak with the tutor and ask who your friends were so he could invite them.
14:36to the party.
14:36And you know he told her that you didn't have any friends, Clara.
14:39So what if I don't have any friends?
14:42Nothing, I didn't have many either.
14:44But your father is different, Clarita.
14:45He gets along better with Maria.
14:47Which is more normal.
14:48Then he's crazy, but that's more normal.
14:49He tells it all.
14:50And you, no, you keep everything inside and inside.
14:53Clarita, my daughter, are you going to keep me here all night?
14:56Are you going to tell me what's wrong?
14:58Nothing's wrong with me.
15:02It's because of Ignacio.
15:05If it's for everything, Mom.
15:07I don't understand the world, I don't understand anything.
15:19Mom, if a fragment of... of Schoemacher Levy 9, that comet that crashed into Saturn...
15:27Well, if I were to escape the cataclysm and fall to Earth, for example, on this house, would you forgive me?
15:38That was the wish I made when I blew out the candles.
15:44Oh, you're such a creep! You're a nasty creep!
15:57Hey, dude.
15:58Look, I brought you this. See if you like it better.
16:03Let's see what nonsense you've bought me now.
16:08The sold-out album is Tontempón Pilots.
16:13And how did you know I liked this album?
16:15Because I love you.
16:27You have to see how good Jorge is.
16:30Yes, she looks like me.
16:32Okay, are you going to tell me once and for all why you didn't give Clara the gift?
16:36No.
16:38And you?
16:40Neither.
16:41You're crazy.
16:43You too.
16:51Hello.
16:53Hello.
16:55Hello, Clara?
17:01Clara? Is that Ignacio?
17:04Yes, I know.
17:07I'm going to see what's wrong with Clara.
17:10But how come you didn't arrive yesterday, man?
17:11On top of sending you the ticket, you were my gift.
17:14Clara was so upset.
17:16It's to save money on tickets
17:18I came on a newspaper delivery plane
17:20from a Lebanese friend of my father.
17:23What do you mean, the banknotes? I don't understand.
17:25Pepa sent me another bill
17:27to surprise Clara.
17:34Hi, Clara.
17:41Did you send him a banknote too?
17:44Hey, you too?
17:46Son, I've lacked originality.
17:49Well, you guys are awesome parents.
17:51With the money I've saved, I can stay longer.
17:55Oh, he's on vacation.
17:56No, I ran away from home.
18:11Well, man, nobody understands that you can't stay here.
18:13But why not?
18:14I can sleep in my room.
18:16Look, Maria is almost never here anymore.
18:17And when I get back, they can go into the living room.
18:19Hello! It's joy!
18:21Don't worry about me, okay?
18:22I can look for a job or join an Ibermundo ship.
18:25I'll see what I do.
18:26No, don't even dream about it.
18:27You stay here.
18:28Not at all, Clara.
18:29What you need to do is call your parents.
18:31Who would think of coming back from Sweden without calling, without saying anything?
18:34But if my father says I'm useless,
18:36Because I like novels, poetry...
18:38And on top of everything else, with what an idiot your father is, you're going to get us into trouble.
18:42Look, you're staying here this weekend.
18:44Then you go back to Sweden and when you want you can come back again.
18:47Sure, and what does your mother say about all this?
18:49Mother?
18:49If my mother says I'm a nuisance and that they fight because of me.
18:52Ignacio, I don't believe your parents don't care that you ran away.
18:56Not even the slightest bit.
18:57Look, Ignacio, a father abandons his son just like that.
19:00What, Dad?
19:01No.
19:01What, Mom?
19:06Okay, okay, let him stay.
19:08You sleep in the room with Jorge,
19:09But at night, no nighttime strolls or visits to any rooms.
19:13not the toilet.
19:14Understood?
19:15Understood.
19:16So can he stay?
19:19Pepe, well, let him stay this week and then we'll see.
19:22But you make your own bed and you wash your own dishes.
19:25Why don't you give me more work, Ignacio?
19:26I already have enough with what I have, darling.
19:28And to study more.
19:29I don't want you to be a bad influence on Clara.
19:31Okay, fine, but if you hit me because I misbehave,
19:34Don't hit me on the head.
19:35What's going on in your head?
19:37Nothing, his mother hit him with the iron and he ended up with a bun.
19:43Eat more paella, Ignacio.
19:44Look, a mussel, this mussel is for you.
19:46Hey, this is for you.
19:53But, Carlos!
19:57Carlos!
19:59Well, they've been left in the camera.
20:00And when they say "cuts," they leave smelling of smoke.
20:02It takes a minute and it speaks.
20:03There's nobody here.
20:04No makeup, no hairdressing.
20:06Hi how are things?
20:07Well, I am...
20:08Well, I'm not Pepe anymore, of course.
20:10I am Fernando Valverde.
20:11Everyone knows me as Tito, you know?
20:12And now that I have the opportunity to tell you something,
20:14I'm going to tell you why I have...
20:15I'm not very happy with some of the things that are done here, you know?
20:18In other words, I believe I have impressive comedic abilities.
20:21I have a great sense of humor.
20:22And here Pepe is always half angry.
20:24Of course, with the little girls I have, it's tempting to kill them once in a while, right?
20:27But oh well, it doesn't matter.
20:28I don't think my sense of humor is really being enhanced.
20:31And this isn't the symbol I am either, you know?
20:33As for me, well, nothing.
20:33They've taken me out here looking like a...
20:35As my mother would say, an Adam, you know?
20:37Well, you'll see.
20:39Well, one day, one day...
20:41Well, not just one day, almost always.
20:42When I'm at home, you know?
20:43I live on a farm far away from Madrid.
20:45And then in the countryside, on a hill.
20:48And when my wife comes over for a trusted visitor at night,
20:53Well then, they have to do the little turn like this.
20:54And I'm running, I'm going to come, I open the door to the belja.
20:57And when they arrive, I pull down my pants and show them my butt.
21:01Well, I usually do that kind of thing in the summer because winter here is freezing cold, you know?
21:05Back then it was more than...
21:07Well, I don't know, you see I have a lot of sentientists, right?
21:09I'm even going to tell a joke, you'll see.
21:11Tito, we're leaving.
21:13Okay, wait, wait, just a moment, just a moment, I'm talking to a friend of mine here.
21:18Well, that's how it is, see you later.
21:20Well, it might be possible, I'm not saying.
21:23But I happen to have a little flashlight that I usually carry with me, you know?
21:26Huh? Can you see me? Can you see me?
21:27Well, then comes the...
21:32That's it.
21:32Maria, Maria, give me my coin to turn off the light.
21:37Leave it on!
21:39It's not bad, it's not bad.
21:41Mary, Mary, make it primitive.
22:02Do it!
22:02Did you assault him?
22:03ClND?
22:04Did you assault him?