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00:14Where are you?
00:16I don't find it funny at all.
00:18Where are you?
00:21This is not a joke.
00:24I'm afraid not, Rubén, I don't know anything.
00:26You have a sandwich face.
00:29Get a grip, shh.
00:37Help! Help!
00:40What are you doing?
00:41I'm rewinding it because I want to see it again.
00:44Don't even think about it, Clarice, it's disgusting, bring it.
00:48Gosh, Mom, you have absolutely no sense of humor.
00:52This thing is eating the blonde alive!
00:55He still has a few remnants at the corner of his lips.
00:59You're watching a movie before breakfast.
01:01We couldn't finish the night, Pepe, and we have to give the video store some breathing room.
01:06Come here, Dad, sit down.
01:07That blonde is super hot.
01:12I was there, little brother.
01:13Was.
01:14Hush, hush, hush, hush, the monster is attacking again!
01:17What is that thing?
01:18It is the killer sea bream, the product of dozens of mutations and radiation.
01:46Don't look at me through the peephole and open the door.
01:49I know perfectly well that they are there.
01:51I'm going to be clear.
01:53If you do not pay your electricity bill within 24 hours, we will cut off your supply.
01:59Shut up, old man!
02:06I gave you the money to do it.
02:08Why did some last-minute expenses come up, Pepe, that seemed more important to me?
02:13And what are those last-minute expenses?
02:16Expenses for things?
02:17What, what expenses?
02:18Pepe, you're certainly not a whiz at managing money.
02:22Come on, stop making animal comparisons, Pepe.
02:24You're going to come out looking very bad here.
02:26Are you going to tell me now how I should manage my house?
02:29Well, let's see what we're going to do when they cut off our electricity.
02:34Be quiet!
02:34Let me see the movie!
02:42Look, we were having the best time. Stay still!
03:16Let me see the movie!
03:31Stop drinking already, Fermín, you become a real pain.
03:35Don't worry, Pepita.
03:37Bring me some oil to make a film on my stomach.
03:41Don't drink anymore, Fermín.
03:43But what's with this obsession you've all developed?
03:45Who is the second beer?
03:46I'm saying this for your own good.
03:48Me too?
03:48Hey?
03:49And then you end up peeing in the sugar bowls like the other night.
03:53That's a lie.
03:55Lie.
03:55Hi, Mom.
03:57Oh, how cute she looks with the dolls!
03:58Is something wrong, Clarín?
04:00I want to talk to you.
04:02Okay, daughter, don't scare me.
04:03Raquel, Raquel, family matter.
04:06Okay.
04:08Tell me, Clarita.
04:12Mom, I don't want you to misunderstand me, but I'm completely exhausted.
04:16Because I just found out that Ignacio has gone abroad with his parents.
04:19And of course, it's not that I mind letting him be seen for a while, because after all
04:23Ignacio and I are not dating.
04:26Sure, so?
04:27The problem is that he's going to Sweden.
04:29And if you were to go abroad, like to Portugal, well, after all, you can always take a train.
04:34or a bus.
04:35But no, my daughter, she's going to Sweden.
04:37And that's almost like the North Pole.
04:40So?
04:41So?
04:41Well, Ignacio's mom is going to a Swedish school surrounded by Swedish girls with stunning blue eyes.
04:48and Swedish blonde braids.
04:51And?
04:52I'm going to get struck by lightning.
04:55Look, of course, and you have very little confidence in Ignacio, huh?
04:58Because if he feels something for you, he's not going to look at anyone else.
05:02Mom, in a while I'll be a ghost of the past for Ignacio.
05:07But since you're not a ghost, now you're going to eat.
05:09I'm going to tell Pili to make you some fajitas, okay?
05:13Pili, get some fajitas for the girl.
05:16Hey Pili, could you lend me some money?
05:19Oh, wow, I'll tell my boyfriend because now he wants to buy those fringes, that thing he...
05:22rope to the motorcycle handlebars.
05:24And that's it, I'm really sorry about that.
05:28Raquel, could you leave me?
05:30Oh, queen, I'm broke.
05:31Nothing.
05:33Come on, Pepita, give me another beer.
05:35Raquel doesn't want to serve me even though she's my employee.
05:38Okay, I'll put the last one on.
05:40Give it to me, give it to me.
05:44Hey, beautiful ladies, who do you think I look most like?
05:50Peter or you or Roger Moore?
05:53The case is that I see him as having things from both.
05:56From the face, the three of us look the same.
05:58But we have a problem.
06:01We have very thin legs.
06:04Hey, and Hermann Berger in the fall of the two.
06:10Hey, well, that case does resemble that one.
06:13Yes, it's exactly the same.
06:15Hey, Fermín.
06:17That?
06:18I wanted to ask you a favor.
06:20Give me another one.
06:23Hey, come here, come here.
06:27Do you know how many times I've watched the fall of the Roman Empire?
06:33No.
06:35How many?
06:36Take.
06:3750.
06:38The scene I like the most is when Chalton gestures down with the tablets of the law and the
06:45fashion on fire.
06:47That?
06:49That's unique.
06:52Fermín.
06:53You could lend it to me.
06:56I wanted to ask you a favor.
06:59Well, then.
07:01It's done.
07:03But Fermín.
07:05Leave me alone, Raquel.
07:06Leave me my sun.
07:08What are you doing, Fermín?
07:09Leave me alone, I'm perfectly fine.
07:12Help me, Pili.
07:12Come on.
07:13But how I love this rabbit.
07:15Oh!
07:15Nut!
07:16Raquel, sit him down there in the armchair, I'm going to make him a coffee with salt.
07:21Leave me alone, you're throwing me off balance.
07:24Hey Fermín, could you lend me some money?
07:28That's settled, baby.
07:31How much do you want?
07:33Give me another cell phone.
07:39The last one.
07:47And why is this movie called The Thing?
07:50You'll see.
07:54Mmm, crow!
07:56But okay, but okay, but...
07:58Trabe!
07:59Of course, Pepa, you're just sitting here calmly watching this nonsense, instead of worrying
08:03because they're going to cut off our electricity.
08:08Where did you get this from?
08:09My boss, who has given me an advance.
08:13Okay, fine, fine, fine, but it's not enough.
08:16In addition, we have to pay for the phone.
08:18We'll pay the phone bill next month, Pepe, the electricity bill is much more important.
08:21No, no, no, not for me.
08:23I am waiting for a call from a very important client who is going to buy some animals from me.
08:27I need a line.
08:29Also, Maria might call tonight.
08:31Dad, sit down and watch the movie.
08:32I have nothing better to do than sit and watch...
08:38What movie is it?
08:40The Thing, by John Carpenter.
08:43And why is it called The Thing?
08:46Ah, I understand now.
08:49It's about some people who go to the pole and are so clumsy that they melt an alien.
08:55And then they thaw out an alien and the alien proceeds to eat them all, but come on, one by one.
09:00Or there was a stupid movie.
09:03And what happens next?
09:05That's what we're working on.
09:07Look, look, look.
09:08Now he's eating the black man.
09:13I'm going to have a beer.
09:14Oh, don't look.
09:19Come on!
09:21Son Ignacio, I'm scared.
09:23What's happening?
09:24Ignacio, sit down, it's biting.
09:28Come on, come on, get in. Do you want a high school?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Come.
09:32How good.
09:33Do you want sausage?
09:34No, not sausage.
09:35Son, Clarita has already told me that she is very sad because you are leaving.
09:40Mother?
09:42Well, Clary, I didn't know it was a secret.
09:44No, no, yes, it isn't anymore.
09:46I'm going to Sweden tomorrow with my father.
09:48Sweden is a very green country.
09:50Yes, my father says it's a very cool country.
09:52Yes, Sweden, yes.
09:54It's a really cool country, Ignacio.
09:56Sure, sure.
09:57It must be really cool.
10:02Well, Ignacio and I are going to the room.
10:05Then we watch the movie.
10:07And what's the room for?
10:09We need to finish a couple of songs.
10:12Don't worry, if we wanted to do something else we wouldn't have come here.
10:16Hey, don't make too much noise, a debt collector might come.
10:20Conductor?
10:20And so?
10:21We are ruined.
10:23No, we are not bankrupt.
10:25The thing is, we have a few problems.
10:29Peppa, who then, Peppa, attend to the problems that take away a little bit of fish.
10:35Have you finished dinner?
10:38Well, go and keep an eye on your sister.
10:40If they kiss, you go in and say something.
10:42And then you come down and tell me about it.
10:56It's the one from the infomercial.
10:57He already came last week to collect the payments for Jorge's console.
11:01Talk to him, tell him your husband isn't here.
11:03You speak, Peppa, that's not what you bought it for.
11:05No, no, no, no.
11:06You see, I'm going to ask my brother for money.
11:16Hello, good afternoon.
11:18Well, I'll tell you.
11:19I'm from infomercials.
11:20Ah.
11:21Her husband bought a game console.
11:24Ah.
11:24What is that?
11:25A video game console.
11:27Excellent.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Well, it's just that...
11:34Of course, that...
11:36My husband has died.
11:44We're missing something that rhymes with love.
11:50Well...
11:50color, flavor...
11:53No not at all.
11:55And pain?
11:56No, I like that better.
11:59Won't it look a little cheesy?
12:03Clara, look, you and I...
12:05If you're going to get romantic, let me know, because I'll put on my woman.
12:09Are we going to leave this song unfinished?
12:12You'll finish it at the North Pole.
12:14But without you it won't be the same.
12:17I'll help you with some Swedish girl.
12:18Wow, Swedish women are all bears.
12:21If that's true.
12:23Besides, I'll freeze to death.
12:24And I'll have nothing to do.
12:26And since I'm not going to have any friends, well...
12:29I'll be at home all day.
12:31Watching my parents get scolded.
12:33Maybe they'll become nicer there and reconcile.
12:38No way, none of that.
12:39They're getting worse and worse.
12:41It's unbearable.
12:43In the end you're going to have a great time and you're going to meet a lot of people.
12:47Don't get so overwhelmed.
12:48And then there's you.
12:51You're going to forget about me.
12:53No, you before me.
12:55No, you.
12:56You...
12:57You.
12:58I don't.
13:02Clara, Mom has fallen down the stairs.
13:04And has anything been done?
13:05Yes, he broke his leg.
13:07Get out, dwarf.
13:12It's so we don't keep making out.
13:14Let's hurry before the second wave arrives.
13:17Oh, where were we?
13:23Okay, so off to Sweden.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Lots and lots of green.
13:29Yes, sir, lots of green.
13:30Do you want something, Dad?
13:32Yes, yes.
13:33I wanted you to help me start the motorcycle.
13:36Yes, the motorcycle is in the workshop being repaired.
13:40Ah, yes, yes.
13:41I had forgotten.
13:44Well...
13:45Well, goodbye.
13:52Okay, now one with a tongue, but short.
13:55Okay.
14:00A conference that has begun with serious...
14:03The shit of wars.
14:05Go on, you go.
14:17But, Dad, what are you doing here?
14:21Hello.
14:22You won't believe what happened to me.
14:24And what happened to you?
14:26That life is shit.
14:27And you have to be very prepared so that it doesn't splash you.
14:30I am Pepa, Clara's mother.
14:32I suspected as much.
14:34What's up?
14:35I am Tobias, this man's father.
14:37And I, Pepe, am delighted.
14:40But sit down, sit down.
14:41I'll bring you a beer and something to snack on.
14:43As I was saying,
14:45You can't believe what happened to me.
14:48I haven't even become engrossed in it myself yet.
14:52And upon leaving home,
14:54I came across a group of black people
14:56who were snooping around a car.
14:59As soon as I saw them, I thought...
15:01Hey, buddy, something weird is going on there.
15:04You'd better go and take a look.
15:06Come on, Dad.
15:08Calm down, calm down.
15:08Look, here's the beer and something to snack on.
15:16When I got closer,
15:18I bet you don't know what those guys were doing.
15:21No.
15:22They had opened the car.
15:24Ah, they were robbing him.
15:26A prize for the little girl.
15:28And there were ten black people.
15:32Ah.
15:34Ten stealing a car.
15:36Uh-huh.
15:37They carried steel batons, chains, and even a pistol.
15:40And I, with just my little hands,
15:42I confronted them and they ran away.
15:46And nothing has happened to you.
15:48No, you see.
15:52What's wrong? You don't believe me either?
15:57I do.
15:57It's true.
15:59I am not a liar, as Ignacio may have told you.
16:02I didn't say it.
16:02Be quiet!
16:03I am an action guy.
16:06And I have always helped children and the oppressed,
16:09to the most just causes.
16:11Ah.
16:12I have survived in subhuman conditions
16:15And I am very well prepared to help those most in need.
16:20Yes, Ignacio has already told us that you're going to Sweden.
16:23Yeah.
16:24The Swedes.
16:25They'd better be careful.
16:28Yes, we're out of here.
16:31This shitty country doesn't deserve us, you know?
16:33Neither my family nor I.
16:36The most sensible thing to do here would be to start shooting everyone.
16:40and blow the brains out of that whole damn gang of bastard sons of bitches.
16:44So.
16:49Come on, let's go, Dad.
16:50Hey.
16:51Don't you tell me what to do, you little shit.
16:55Also, first you'll have to say goodbye to your little friend Clara.
17:02You know?
17:03You have a very nice daughter.
17:05He treats my son like he's shit.
17:08He says my wife is a farter.
17:11And he treats me as if I were half Chinese.
17:13This last part pisses me off.
17:16I said it as a joke.
17:18I don't think you and I have the same sense of humor, little one.
17:21Well, you don't know how happy that makes me.
17:23Well, you might be less happy if I slap you.
17:26Okay, fine, fine.
17:27Well, nothing much, then...
17:29Oh, you're leaving, aren't you?
17:32Oh, we are so sorry.
17:33Send them on a postcard.
17:34Okay.
17:35Ignacio, take good care of yourself.
17:39Then, Jorge.
17:42Bye bye.
17:48I'm sorry I can't say goodbye for now, friends.
17:51Well, goodbye and thank you.
17:54Bye bye.
17:55Come on.
18:01But this guy is crazy.
18:03He's sick, Mom.
18:04It's called mythomania, and he lies so that people will admire him.
18:07In other words, everything he said was a lie.
18:09All.
18:10And is it always like this?
18:11Yes, Mom.
18:12He's an idiot, a fascist.
18:14And what about women?
18:16No, the woman is a farting woman who has him wrapped around her little finger.
18:20Oh, what a predicament poor Ignacio has in store for him.
18:24I think something I ate didn't agree with me.
18:26I'm going to the doll.
18:41Come on, Clarín, after dinner I'm going to play a game of Parcheesi with you, but with money.
18:46No.
18:47Go ahead, why not?
18:48Because Parcheesi is a game for idiots all day long, what with the little penises...
18:51I know what we're going to do.
18:53We're going to show some Super 8 films.
18:56Look, Pepe.
18:57Look what I found this morning at the dollar store.
19:01Look.
19:02For the child, some balloons.
19:04Clarion.
19:05Look how cute!
19:06Ten.
19:07Pepe.
19:09Spiritism.
19:10How to summon spirits without leaving your house?
19:14I don't like playing those silly games.
19:16Because you are afraid of spirits.
19:18Me?
19:19Yes, you're a chicken, Pepe.
19:21I'm a chicken.
19:22If it's nothing more than a game.
19:24Well, whatever you want, but the children aren't going to want it.
19:27We voted.
19:28Okay, whoever wants to play, raise your hand.
19:42And now you all have to repeat it with me.
19:46Spirits of good, please answer our call.
19:53Pepe, don't eat croquettes.
19:55Okay, I'll finish this one and that's it.
19:58If there is a spirit in the room, please show us your power.
20:05Our electricity has been cut off.
20:07But you didn't pay the bill correctly.
20:09I forgot.
20:11Come on, now I've lost the thread.
20:13You were saying something about the power of a spirit.
20:16Yeah.
20:17He...
20:18The hand, if there is a spirit in the room, please...
20:23But, Pepe, we're in the kitchen...
20:25But it's called a spiritist's room.
20:28If there is a spirit in the room, we beg you to please show us your power.
20:34Okay, so what if we leave it at that?
20:37That's not it.
20:38Go ahead, Mom.
20:42If there is a spirit in the room, we beg you to please show us your power.
20:52I have a feeling the deaf person hasn't been touched.
20:55The sails have moved.
20:58Well, that's the spirit, Pepe.
21:00That is the spirit that is already manifesting itself.
21:02Hey, Mom, this is starting to scare me.
21:05What was that?
21:11I think it's the bathroom pipes.
21:14And why is there no sound?
21:16Nobody...
21:16Nobody is using the bathroom.
21:18Well, it must be a spirit that has diarrhea.
21:20Clarita, please.
21:21That's how it goes here on Tune In.
21:23Tune in.
21:24Not even... not even... not even if it were a television.
21:26Seated, Jorge.
21:29Shhh.
21:30Shhh.
21:31Concentrate.
21:32If there is any spirit watching us right now, please manifest yourself to us with
21:39a sound that is real and resounding.
21:44Now.
21:46Oh!
21:49No, no, no, no, don't take it, Pepe.
21:51Dad, don't pick it up, he's going to mess up your phone.
21:53But, but, are you all stupid?
21:54But what's it going to do to me, man?
21:56Pepe, all I'm telling you is that in Portelgués, the television was swallowing the girl whole.
22:01Pepe, please, I'm asking you, sit down.
22:03What if it's the one for animals?
22:05But how?
22:06Leave me alone!
22:08Yes, yes.
22:10Tell me.
22:12No, no, yes, yes, everything, everything, everything is fine.
22:16Ah, yes, yes.
22:19Oh really?
22:21He doesn't know, he doesn't know how happy I am.
22:24Yes, yes, tomorrow, Monday, we'll see each other in the morning without fail.
22:28Yes, goodbye and thank you.
22:34Who was Pepe?
22:36Problem solved, I've sold the dwarf kangaroo and the llama.
22:40And now, to celebrate, if Clarita wants, we'll go to the airport to say goodbye to Ignacio.
22:46Oh really?
22:47Put on whatever you want and let's go, come on.
22:50But don't delay too long, Pepe, lest the spirit manifest itself to us.
22:53No, we will go through the immensity of the night, dragging our chains until the end of time.
23:02Bye bye!
23:03Bye bye!
23:07Spirit, are you there?
23:22Oh, well, see you tomorrow, Clary!
23:25See you tomorrow!
23:27See you tomorrow!
23:38And how are you, daughter?
23:44You're not going to get depressed, Clary, I know you!
23:48I only see one way to overcome it.
23:52Oh, really? Which one?
23:54Well, Ignacio should decide to strangle his parents and come live at home.
23:59Then you help us bury the bodies, okay?
24:03Yes, daughter.
24:05Life is a bitch.
24:08Don't talk nonsense, Clarita.
24:10If it's true, Mom.
24:12I mean, for once I like a guy and he has to go to the ends of the earth.
24:15Well, anyway we've decided to end it, so that we can both rebuild our lives without coercion.
24:24But don't be afraid, because love is very strong.
24:28It's very strong, Clara.
24:29There is nothing that can destroy it.
24:32I'm telling you.
24:35But it's so far away.
24:39But one day when you least expect it, Ignacio and Clarita will appear at the door with the guitar.
24:47And your father might surprise us.
24:50And he buys us some tickets and takes us to Sweden on vacation.
24:55This reminds me of when I was little and you used to tell me stories.
25:05Deep down, I knew it was a lie.
25:08But I believed it.
25:12Sometimes it's better to be small, Clary.
25:19Spiritism.
25:24Ponterías.
25:35Come on!
25:37Come on!
25:39Come on!
25:42Come on!
25:47Come on!
26:05Thanks for watching the video.