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00:30Hey, thermometer, where's it?
00:34Bring it.
00:37Oh! 39, huh?
00:40Well, more alcohol on the towel.
00:42No, Mom, no more alcohol on the towel.
00:44It's the only way to bring your fever down, daughter.
00:47Oh, and they can't operate on me or anesthetize me until I'm well.
00:50Ana, don't talk nonsense, you just have the flu.
00:54Yes, and you by my side at all times.
00:56Do you know what this is? It's from having wet hair, daughter.
00:59And summer clothes in winter.
01:01Okay, you need to take the fever reducer in two hours.
01:04You're going to have to take the antibiotic now.
01:06And now it's your turn to get some syrup too.
01:08Ugh, syrup makes me sick.
01:10Well, you're giving me even more garlic.
01:12Open it.
01:13To the.
01:14Okay, very good.
01:17Hey, Mom, why don't you leave me alone and go to work?
01:20On top of everything, I go out of my way to take care of you, Clarita.
01:22When I have so many things to do, you throw it in my face.
01:26You get so nervous and you drive me crazy.
01:29It's just the flu, Mom.
01:31What if it gets complicated and you develop pneumonia?
01:34Well, I'm dying, period.
01:35Clear.
01:36Don't exaggerate.
01:37You've been taking my temperature every half hour all night.
01:41Well, I'm exhausted.
01:42All I need is sleep.
01:44Yes, Clarita, I'm going to the bar now.
01:46They've done a renovation.
01:47They've done a beautiful job.
01:49Dad is going to stay for a while.
01:51And then Mari comes along.
01:51Hey?
01:52He went to pick up some notes from the school.
01:54Well, that will be if you manage to stick your current boyfriend's tongue out at you.
01:58Daughter, Clarita.
01:59Even illness can't get the better of you.
02:02Oh, I've left you some soupy fish rice for lunch.
02:06Oh!
02:07Don't do that, or you'll irritate your throat even more.
02:10Do you know I'm doing great in driving school?
02:12I bet you never imagined your mother was such a great driver!
02:16No.
02:17Goodbye, Mom.
02:19Beautiful God.
02:29And Jorge?
02:31In the car.
02:32Tied up and gagged.
02:33Hey, do you know which of those comics you shouldn't bring to Clarita?
02:36I think so.
02:38Which is it?
02:38If you bring her another one, she'll be furious.
02:41Graves, killer pigs, and brain death.
02:43Hey, I'll be a little late, Pepe, because I have driving school.
02:46It's that they'll love each other the day after tomorrow, but you know what? I'm very calm.
02:50But what are you doing smoking?
02:52Oh, with all this talk about the river, I'd forgotten that I didn't smoke anymore.
02:55The package.
02:56The package.
02:56Which package will it be?
02:58But, Pepe, you're so distrustful.
02:59What's happening?
03:00You think I don't have the will to quit.
03:02Yes, but we've already spent 25,000 pesetas on methods.
03:05That's because you were still smoking before.
03:07And when you're smoking with your partner, Pepe, it's very difficult to quit.
03:10But I didn't want to leave him.
03:11In total, for the four cigarettes I smoke a day.
03:14It's best if you leave it.
03:16Besides, you don't smoke much, Pepe, because you're a cheapskate.
03:20If you had a sick daughter, a terrible job, and a driving test coming up like me, you'd probably smoke a lot.
03:26further.
03:27But I don't care.
03:28I've said I'm going to quit smoking.
03:29Come on, I'm going to quit smoking tonight.
03:33Pepe, you're late for work.
03:35You see it as you're a bachorra.
03:40Oh, what patience one must have.
03:44You see it.
03:45Albacete.
03:50Take it.
03:55Love.
03:56Below.
04:14Boy knows,
04:28Fajitas, burritos, and beer for everyone, right?
04:31Very good.
04:32Hi, Feli.
04:33Hello.
04:35Oh, how cute this little figure is!
04:38Oh, it's absolutely beautiful!
04:43And what about you? What am I wearing?
04:45Well, it's the same thing you'll be wearing. There's your uniform.
04:49How is your daughter, Pepa?
04:50Two tacos, one enchilada, and a guacamole salad.
04:54And F!
04:56Well, my little girl is doing terribly; the poor thing has stayed home with a fever.
05:00Hey, there's no more summary.
05:02Well, you fill it with the powder packet, otherwise it tastes too watery.
05:06Well, I had a terrible night, I mean, I didn't sleep a wink, Raquel.
05:09Oh, poor thing! Hey, did you know that Felix is going to be a businessman?
05:15Who is this?
05:16If it is the will of Allah.
05:18He's going to set up a slaughterhouse.
05:21A tiny slaughterhouse.
05:22We Muslims need someone to sacrifice the lambs according to Quranic law.
05:27And then he decided to set up the slaughterhouse and squeeze the pearls out of these people.
05:31You Christians only see money everywhere.
05:34And we only do what's written, Mectub.
05:37Muslim, a Real Madrid fan, and with two wives.
05:41And what do you do at night, Felix?
05:43Sleeping with one every night is what we agreed on.
05:46I'll look into that order.
05:47Okay.
05:48You're a pig, aren't you?
05:50And the other two were like fools, cleaning and taking care of him.
05:53It's about time you did this to me.
05:55She just wants me to give her a blowjob.
05:57Oh, Felix, don't be so rude!
05:58No, I've already told him.
05:59Either she becomes Muslim or she will not be able to enjoy me.
06:02He's got them both completely under his spell.
06:04The Quranic law allows it.
06:06Furthermore, this makes us and our children happier.
06:10The Christian family, because of monogamy, is full of secrets and lies.
06:15You only have to see how happy my children are and how happy the children of Christians are.
06:20Hey, no offense, Felix, I have a family, I get along great with my husband and my children.
06:25Also, really, say yes.
06:26Let me help you.
06:27Oh, thank you.
06:27Well, today I came with Maria's jeans.
06:30Yeah?
06:30Yes, we do have the same type.
06:32Well, I have a little more chest.
06:34Yes, yes, yes.
06:34But look.
06:35It looks great on you.
06:36I'll bring you a couple more beers, okay?
06:39What's wrong, Pepa?
06:41Nothing.
06:42Oh, let me see.
06:44Oh, how cute Maria looks.
06:46And who is this handsome boy?
06:49Well, a friend.
06:50Oh, you're very modern, aren't you, Pepa?
06:54You let your daughter bathe topless.
06:56And who told you that my daughter bathes topless?
06:58Woman, you can see everything in the photo.
07:00And what do you care if you can see everything or not?
07:03Oh, oh, oh.
07:04So what?
07:05I don't think you knew anything about this.
07:08You think you're so clever, Raquel.
07:09This is his cousin Alberto.
07:11One of ropa vieja and one of burritos.
07:13Shut up!
07:13And this beach, Chiclana beach, where they went on a trip the other day to see some cousins from
07:17Pepe's niece.
07:18You think you're so clever, beautiful.
07:29And then he tried to close his eyes, but realized that one had been torn out.
07:39Wow!
07:41I'm not reading you anymore, okay?
07:41But why not?
07:43The best is yet to come.
07:45Because then I have nightmares.
07:47But why?
07:52Dad or Mom?
07:54Angry mom.
07:57Sure?
07:58Absolutely.
07:59Hey, the heels.
08:01She's coming in furious, huh?
08:04Well, I haven't done anything, okay?
08:05Also, it was very mild this morning.
08:08She's really upset about quitting smoking.
08:12Hello, Clarita.
08:15Has your fever broken yet, daughter?
08:17How are you?
08:19Fatal.
08:20I've had nightmares.
08:21Yeah?
08:22Yeah.
08:23I saw thousands of naked men with that thing hanging off them, screaming.
08:27Maria!
08:28Maria!
08:29Have you taken your temperature?
08:30Come on, take your temperature!
08:32Have you taken all your medicine?
08:34Yeah.
08:35Mom, you have another daughter.
08:37Yes, I wanted to talk to you.
08:39Come help me with dinner.
08:41I just painted my nails and I can't walk.
08:44Well, you're doing a handstand.
08:51Everything is dirty.
08:53We are still the filthiest family in Spain.
08:55Nothing threatens our leadership.
09:00Hello?
09:00Yes, I'm Pepa.
09:04Yes, I haven't been able to go.
09:07I just wasn't in the mood.
09:11My young daughter is sick.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yes, I know I'm taking classes away from others.
09:22I didn't dare tell him, but my husband has had an accident and lost an eye.
09:27The other one didn't.
09:28I think he'll keep the other one.
09:31Yes, I'll tell him.
09:32Thank you.
09:34Okay, okay, well yes, whenever my time comes.
09:39Okay, bye!
09:41Hi how are things?
09:43And Clarita, how is she?
09:45Viva.
09:47Are you in a bad mood?
09:49No, I'm not going.
09:51Okay, I'm going to continue with my dolls.
09:56Hi, Mom.
09:59Tell me, what's his name?
10:01What is whose name?
10:03Who's it going to be, Mari?
10:05This?
10:06This guy?
10:08Of course, Mom.
10:09You have no right to stick your nose into my things.
10:11Don't play dumb, okay, Mari?
10:14I want you to tell me who this boy is.
10:16Who gave you permission to go to the beach?
10:18And above all, what are you doing here naked and looking like a fool while this guy dries your back?
10:22What if I don't tell you?
10:23Well, I'll tell your father.
10:25Pepe!
10:25Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
10:29Do you remember that weekend when I told you I was going to Maite's house?
10:32Well, a small group of friends and I went, Mom.
10:35A nudist beach in Alme.
10:36Aunt, mom, and we were all naked.
10:40And what do I care if the morning star is naked, Mari?
10:42Do I care about you?
10:43Absolutely.
10:44You were really into the Bustock festival, but then...
10:46The guy from the Bustock festival is your father, huh?
10:49So, as a first measure, weekends have been eliminated.
10:52As a second measure, Mari...
10:53Mother!
10:54Shut up, Clara!
10:55Mom, it's just that...
10:58I've met the man of my life, Mom, and I'm head over heels in love with him.
11:03I don't know, it's just that...
11:04Look, I don't even know how to explain it to you.
11:07He, he...
11:08He makes me feel like a woman, Mom.
11:11He listens to me while I speak.
11:13He asks me for my opinion on things.
11:17Be quiet!
11:19Mom, he's the man of my life.
11:24I'm sure.
11:25This time, this time it's for real.
11:28Well, Mari, my dear, I think you're so sure about it that you should introduce him to us.
11:35Do you think it's essential?
11:37Yeah?
11:39Yeah.
11:40Well.
11:43His name is Paul.
11:46French angel?
11:47No, Mom.
11:48He's from here.
11:50But she doesn't like Pablo.
11:52And since she wants to be a model, she thinks Paul, Mom, is a better fit.
11:57But I don't care.
12:00I would love him by any name, truly.
12:04Paul, Mom, look, Paul.
12:10That's all I needed.
12:17What are you looking for?
12:18Where is the rest of the trash?
12:20I put it in the bin.
12:21And where can I find tobacco?
12:23There is no.
12:24Has the garbage truck come yet?
12:26Yes, a little while ago.
12:29And where do we have our reserve tobacco?
12:31I threw it away too.
12:33Pepa, Pepa, we've quit smoking.
12:35I didn't want to, but you insisted.
12:36I've been biting my nails for a week and I've gained five kilos.
12:40And since we're at it, I'll just leave it at that.
12:43Okay, Pepa, you can leave it if you want.
12:45But I don't want to.
12:50Are you going to do that to me?
12:51I'm going to ask the neighbor for a cigarette.
12:54It's not possible.
12:56Pepa, the doctor is right.
12:57You have an addictive personality.
12:59Indeed, because otherwise he can't explain why he's put up with you and your children for so long.
13:08What a disgusting thing to do.
13:11This child...
13:12I don't know if this child will find out.
13:14The picture should tell you.
13:19Does it piss you off?
13:21Hello, Remes, and I'm Pepa.
13:23Oops, I'm stopping.
13:24Hello to the world of the living.
13:25Did I miss something?
13:26My sister has risen from the dead.
13:30But, Clara, you've knocked a canapé over me.
13:32It's yesterday's saladilla.
13:34I haven't digested it properly.
13:36Anyway, I hope I meet your boyfriend before I die.
13:40If you say anything rude to him, eh?
13:42I'll cut off that witch's neck of yours.
13:43Can you hear me?
13:46But if not...
13:48Mom, this is bad.
13:50It could be clarity.
13:51She doesn't even notice the taste.
13:53Hey, no, no.
13:53I want the pizzas on offer.
13:55The only problem I give to animals
13:56It's that our house is filled with abysses.
13:59And what system do you use to get them to leave?
14:01We took Maria out to the patio.
14:03Hi, I'm Clara, the middle one.
14:06I'm not giving you a kiss because I have the flu.
14:09Hi, I'm Paul.
14:11I'm so glad to meet you.
14:13Yes, I'm also very happy to meet you.
14:19I ordered some pizzas just in case...
14:22We're leaving, darling.
14:23By the way, why is your shirt so unbuttoned?
14:28Well, some people think I do it for exhibitionism.
14:31But it's simply because I think I have a body I can afford to show off.
14:35Man.
14:36Now, when I'm her age, I'll definitely cover up.
14:40Excuse me, I just like to be very natural.
14:43Clear.
14:45Don't you believe that love is the most powerful energy in the world?
14:51Hey Pauli, how did you meet? Because you're older than Mari.
14:55Maria, Mom.
14:56Okay, let's go, my love.
14:58Sometimes people who don't know me think I'm superficial.
15:01Yeah?
15:02Yeah.
15:03But it's a false image.
15:07Because I'm a very tormented person, you know?
15:10For example, when I read the newspapers and see children dying, look, it makes me want to give up everything.
15:16to put my car at full speed towards one of those bunkers like the ones in Ireland.
15:19Yeah.
15:22My poor little thing.
15:23But have you seen her eyes?
15:25One day I told her that I would write a poem to her eyes.
15:28And do you know what he answered me?
15:30No.
15:32That would be a nice way to go down in history.
15:36He says I'm a wonderful writer.
15:40It's not fantastic.
15:44Okay, shall we go, Paul?
15:47Yeah.
15:47Come on.
15:48Come on.
15:53Mom, Dad, do you want to hear this?
15:57No, no, come on, we'd better go, eh, Paul?
15:59Hey?
16:00What do I get?
16:03Come on, Mari.
16:06Well.
16:09My ideal man doesn't throw away used jeans.
16:14He kisses me in the street and reads me a book in bed.
16:20She gets up at night to give our son his bottle.
16:25And it brings me the sun every morning.
16:32How beautiful, baby.
16:33Isn't she divine?
16:36Hey Paul, what do you do for a living?
16:38Well, I'm working in a workshop now, but I think I'm going to quit.
16:43My gang, we're five friends, cool, let me tell you, we're all cool.
16:48Hostos, big shot.
16:50We're planning to spend some time at a Buddhist monastery today to clear our heads and stuff.
16:55We've also gone surfing in Miami and crossed the Sada desert.
17:01We like very strong emotions.
17:04Well, for example, once we went out into the street naked to see who could last the longest.
17:09It's fantastic.
17:10Okay, we're going to watch Pulp Fiction.
17:13Bye bye.
17:14Oh, by the way, haven't you seen Paul's '69 Chevy?
17:19It's really cool.
17:22Hey, do you want me to do the "walking stone fart" thing?
17:27Yeah.
17:28Let's see.
17:36Bye bye.
17:38It's being dumber because he doesn't train.
17:48Four.
17:49Four.
17:50She pooped.
17:51Again.
17:51Ole.
17:52And I'm going home.
17:53Whose turn is it?
17:54To the child.
17:55I'll take his shot.
17:56Two.
17:57One and two.
17:57And now it's my turn to go for myself.
17:58No, it's my turn.
17:59It's my turn.
18:00Man, Jorge shot, it's my turn, he shot for him.
18:02What time is it?
18:04Twelve o'clock.
18:05Five, one, two, three.
18:06I almost ate you up.
18:07And Maria didn't come.
18:09You'll be in bed with Fred Flintstone.
18:12Clarita.
18:13Come on, Jorge, shoot.
18:16The child has fallen asleep.
18:17Well, let's leave it at that.
18:19Come on.
18:19I'm going to study the tests a little bit.
18:21Pepe, pick this up a bit.
18:22Wait a minute, kid.
18:24Come here.
18:25Son.
18:26Clara, get your brother up.
18:28It weighs a lot.
18:29Come on, and put her in her pajamas, okay?
18:31Dad, you know I don't like naked men.
18:34Come on, come on, Clarita.
18:36Pepe, give me a little time on the tests, because I have my driving school exam on Friday.
18:39Go on.
18:40Let's see.
18:42No, not that way, I haven't arrived yet.
18:44From around here.
18:45Come on.
18:46Say.
18:47When should you turn on the parking lights?
18:51Yes, wait.
18:52Don't tell me, I already know.
18:54Already.
18:55You have to turn on the parking lights when there's gravel.
19:00No.
19:01What do you mean, no?
19:02Look carefully at the answer.
19:03But if I haven't failed this time, I'm sure to pass, Pepe.
19:07Well, if you need to, ask me about the signs again.
19:11What does a little triangle with a cow mean?
19:14Uh, it means that bullfighting on the road is prohibited.
19:19Pepe.
19:19Pepe, you're going to get suspended again.
19:21You don't know.
19:23But why not?
19:23If I answered the two questions you asked me correctly, Pepe.
19:26Don't get upset.
19:27Oh, good.
19:28How many times have you introduced yourself already?
19:30Me two.
19:31Or three, I don't remember.
19:33Two or three dozen.
19:35Pepe, Pepe.
19:36Driving isn't your thing.
19:39But hey Pepe, if you drive, why shouldn't I be able to drive?
19:44On purpose.
19:45What do you think, Paul?
19:47Well.
19:49Ignacio is incredibly intelligent next to him.
19:52But how could she have fallen in love with someone like that?
19:54Well, because he's handsome.
19:56Pepe, and he's older than her.
19:58Of course, I can already see Mari is eager to...
20:00You know what I mean.
20:02What does that mean?
20:03Did Maria sleep with him?
20:04Well, that's normal at his age.
20:06But how can normal be at her age?
20:08But she's a girl.
20:09You need to talk to her and see if...
20:11Well Pepe, I've already found some condoms in her room, so she already knows what's up.
20:15It is done.
20:16Condoms?
20:17Talk to her, okay?
20:17Talk to her.
20:18Well, yes, but don't get nervous.
20:21Take a little more of the tests, please.
20:28What should you do when your car breaks down on the highway?
20:33Well then you have to stop on the shoulder and then you can play the class.
20:41No?
20:42No.
20:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:44It's just that we have to...
20:45They stop on the shoulder and put on windshield wipers.
20:49Pepe, do you know what a windshield wiper is?
20:51Yes, those are the lights that keep turning on and off.
20:55There are some in front and some behind.
20:57Is that a windshield wiper?
20:58And what happens when there's an accident?
20:59Well, if you're just arriving...
21:00So what do you wear when it rains?
21:02The parking lights?
21:04The flashing lights?
21:05When it rains, when it rains depends on the car you have.
21:10Because in our country, when it rains, Pepe, you already know that you have to get out and give it your all.
21:15You're going to try it tomorrow, you're going to try this.
21:37Hi, Pepe. Don't ask me about the exam.
21:41How did the exam go?
21:42I have been suspended.
21:43Sure, they gave me one of those cars where you have to brake in third gear.
21:46And I'm used to braking in second gear, and there's no way to do it like this.
21:50Clear.
21:51Now this isn't going to stay like this.
21:52I'm going to report them for using those cars.
21:53Because those cars are not the ones that are normally used.
21:55Because our car can't brake in third gear.
21:59No?
22:00And I'm going to report those who promote the smoking cessation method too, Pepe.
22:04Because this morning I had that acupuncture with electricity.
22:07I've been given the radar.
22:08Then they put the adhesive tape on me and look, no, nothing, come on.
22:11There's nothing, absolutely nothing.
22:14Have you spoken to the girl?
22:17We talked about everything, and it went very well.
22:19He even told me that he's not at all sure about Paul.
22:23Well.
22:25Hello, old fogies.
22:26Ignacio is staying for dinner, Mom.
22:29Hello.
22:34How are you?
22:35Cool.
22:36See what movie is on TV tonight.
22:41No forgiveness.
22:42What do the critics say?
22:44Masterpiece, twilight western, blah, blah, blah.
22:49I think that film is a rehash of the Spaghetti Westerns I made in Almería and Harry Potter.
22:54Dirty.
22:55But the really good one is Charlie Parker's.
22:58And yes, what if a bebop musician?
22:59Right?
23:00And that one is really cool.
23:02Do you remember when he called his wife crying on the phone?
23:04Because he says he wants to pay for the burial of his little daughter who just died.
23:08Of course I remember.
23:09It's great.
23:10I cried.
23:10Me too?
23:15Hello.
23:17If you're coming here to whine, I'm not in the mood, Pepe, I'm warning you.
23:21Oh.
23:23Pepa?
23:23That?
23:25What are we going to do when the children grow up and leave home?
23:28Well, I'm going to get a facelift and go off with a younger guy.
23:33Hello, dwarves.
23:39Maria, you've got a little drool falling from your mouth.
23:42Yeah.
23:42And you still have a little bit of baby food left.
23:45Hi, daughter, how are you?
23:46What have you done?
23:47Good.
23:47Poli and I have been out for a walk and now we've been here chatting for a while.
23:51I'm not having dinner until tomorrow, okay?
23:54Well then, you all go and have dinner.
23:59I've bought you a gift.
24:02Because?
24:03Well, I don't know.
24:04Because it was the last album by Stone Temple Pilots.
24:08What are you trying to do to embarrass me?
24:10You can shove the gift up your ass.
24:13And if you want to be someone's boyfriend, you confess your feelings to my sister.
24:17But, Clarita.
24:18Hey, Clarita.
24:19For.
24:21Nothing, there's no way.
24:23As cool as he is, he doesn't give me the time of day.
24:28Ignacio.
24:31I think you and I are going to be good friends.
24:33I didn't think so, but we have a lot in common.
24:37No.
24:38coins.
24:40No.
24:42No.
24:43No.
24:46No.
24:46No.
24:47No.
24:48No.
24:53Thanks for watching the video.