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00:19Mean it look he just friggin littered right in the park for God's sakes son of a bitch. I don't
00:26I I
00:27God damn cigarettes everything
00:31See they're just looking they're trying to get us going eh
00:34You know, do you know what recidivism is Randy? I don't have a clue. That's when people go back to
00:40jail over and over and over
00:41I think we got a couple of a one class act recidivists up there
00:47Look at him
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01:42I've known mrs. Peterson for about 11 years
01:45She thinks that I'm her grandson. It's it's pretty cool because you know, she's getting older and
01:50You know, she's always baking me cookies and and invite me over to dinner and stuff every Sunday, so it's
01:57pretty cool for me
01:58I love it
01:59It's like I have a real grandmother. It's awesome
02:02Anyway
02:03She's got to go into surgery for today. I'm
02:07It's nothing really that serious. It's just an in and out type thing one day
02:12So I'm gonna look after Doc Sparky this afternoon
02:16Pretty girl. Yes, you're pretty girl pretty girl. She's no I just want to look where I want to look
02:24That's my place right over there and right over here is the best neighbor in the world my grandmother mrs.
02:28Peterson. I'm her grandson
02:30Are you sure you don't want me to take you to the hospital?
02:35I
02:36I'll take good care of Sparky. Don't worry about it right fine. Yeah, but listen you've had enough to drink
02:41today
02:42I've only had a couple drinks today grandma. That's your fifth one. I've only had a couple. I'm not drunk,
02:47you know
02:47You're going to be if you drink that all well, I don't get drunk. I can drink more like than
02:52the average person
02:54This is okay
02:55Well, you know, well listen after this how about drinking when you're not with me. Can you hold this for
03:01a second? I'm just gonna grab the dog
03:06Come on
03:12Okay, I almost pulled my sword book that I see the tear in your eye. I look after Sparky all
03:19the time
03:23You know
03:24This dog means the world to mrs. Peterson. You know, it's it's her best friend. It's all she has
03:30Hey, man, it's me. I need you to come pick me up at Lucy's to give me a lift somewhere
03:33my car
03:34I have to go to work
03:35Just a second
03:38You've got to babysit Trinity today. There's no school and there's no one else you'll take care of it. I'm
03:42on the phone right now
03:43Julian, just come pick me up buddy, please
03:45That's money soon. It's over
03:47Just a second. Just a second. Julian, please come pick me up
03:49You don't give me red money. You want someone else to live
03:53They've got problems, don't they?
03:55I'm trying to buy some weed today
03:56I'm trying to get my life back together
03:58You are taking care of Trinity today
04:00Oh, I'm fine. Yeah
04:01Julian, I can't talk
04:02Just come pick me up, please
04:05Lucy, don't go to the fucking phone
04:10Lucy, it's pretty
04:11It's pretty effed up if you can't leave our daughter with my father for half an hour
04:15Well, it's pretty effed up the last time Ray took care of Trinity she came home all effed up
04:19She had a few effing drinks
04:21Get that
04:23Stop filming Lucy. Lucy, come back here. I want a kiss, please
04:31Ricky will start back from the beginning
04:33He'll buy a pound of weed from some moron
04:35He'll use it to make brownies
04:36Then he'll sell the brownies, use the money that he makes from that to buy some hydro gear
04:39Get a really good crop of dope
04:41Sell that, reinvest the money
04:43And then he's making some serious cash
04:45The mistake those guys always make is bringing guns into the picture
04:48Completely unnecessary, you know
04:49They start shooting off guns, the cops are after them
04:52They're so stupid
04:57You're only buying a pound of weed off the guy
04:59Why do you have to meet him here?
05:00This is where he wanted to meet me
05:01Something's not right
05:02What the fuck are you doing, man?
05:03Put that thing down
05:05It's only Sam, don't worry about it
05:06Sam? You're buying weed off of Sam?
05:08Yeah, he's got some good shit
05:09No, Sam's got some serious problems, Ricky
05:11Look, he said everything you're doing and you and him is cool
05:13I'm not putting my camera in
05:14What the fuck are you doing, man?
05:21Jesus Christ! Sam, it's Julie! Jesus!
05:25Fuck!
05:26Put your gun down, Sam!
05:27Don't get hurt!
05:28Don't get your fucking gun down!
05:29It's cool!
05:30Don't get hurt!
05:31Put your gun on, Ricky!
05:31Don't cover the cameras, man!
05:33Everything's cool here
05:33I thought you guys were the cops!
05:34Everything is fucking cool here
05:36Go back to the truck
05:37You guys, get the fuck out of here
05:39I told you you're gonna fuck this up
05:41Put your fucking gun on, Ricky!
05:42Stop just swearing you're coming off as an asshole on TV, alright?
05:45I'm trying to absorb your little TV show here
05:47I'm trying to buy some fucking weed
05:48Go back to the truck!
05:51Sam's got this thing that's like a calculator
05:53but he can send information supposedly all over the world
05:55I don't know if he's full of shit or what, but...
05:57Ricky, it's the internet
05:59Computers, the internet
06:03What's...
06:03What's this?
06:04What in the...
06:05What the fuck is this shit?
06:06Put the dope in the...
06:08What the fuck's his problem?
06:10What is this shit?
06:11Put it in the club box, Ricky
06:13Just...
06:13Don't...
06:15What's your problem, you asshole?
06:17What's this?
06:20What the hell's going on here?
06:21What's in the glass, Julian?
06:23A drink, why?
06:24What's that smell?
06:25Smells like weed to me
06:26Put your hands against the hood and I'm searching the truck
06:28You put your hands against the hood and fuck off
06:31You watch yourself, Ricky
06:32I know what's going on here
06:34Leahy, Leahy, Leahy
06:35You're not a cop anymore, alright?
06:36I was a police officer
06:39But, uh, that was a long time ago
06:42I don't want to get into the details, but, uh, it simply came down to two choices, so I resigned
06:48Don't you ever talk about me being a cop again
06:51Leahy, please, Leahy
06:51Don't
06:52You're on a fucking cop
06:53You watch yourself
06:55Drug dealing's against the law
06:56Remember?
06:57You're on probation
06:59Leahy
06:59People who deal drugs when they're on probation, Julian, go back to jail
07:03I don't care
07:03Listen, listen, listen
07:04Is that what you want?
07:04Calm down for a minute, alright?
07:06You're not a cop anymore
07:07Don't you ever talk to me about being a cop again?
07:10You hear me?
07:11Search this
07:12Jesus!
07:13I thought you were a man of your word, you little
07:15We're letting you through here
07:16Randy!
07:17Randy, get down here right now
07:20Leahy, get out of the way
07:27Hey, Leahy, you need a ride anywhere?
07:29Yeah
07:30We've got this all on tape, boys
07:32Have a nice day!
07:34I haven't forgotten what I learned as a cop
07:36And believe me
07:38I won't rest until those two idiots are back in Con College
07:46Here, take that
07:47What's this for?
07:48Seven bucks an hour
07:49You're looking after Spurkey for an hour
07:51I can't look after the dog right now
07:52I've got to babysit Trinidad
07:53You make weed brownies
07:54I don't care, you're looking after Spurkey, alright?
07:56Julian, I can't
07:57Not today, why can't you look after him?
07:59Because I've got to go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, alright?
08:02Well, take the little asshole with you
08:03I'm not taking him with me
08:04You know what those idiots are like
08:05I could be in there for fifteen minutes
08:06I could be in there for an hour
08:07Julian, I can't
08:08Not today, man
08:09I've got customers showing up at two hours for weed brownies, alright?
08:11I don't care
08:11I'm not leaving the dog in the truck, Ricky
08:13You're looking after the dog
08:16Guys
08:16Fuck
08:17Can you follow him for the next hour and film everything he does?
08:19No, no, no
08:20You're not leaving these dicks and the dog with me for the next hour
08:22You're looking after the dog, Ricky
08:24That's all
08:24Enough, enough
08:26You're looking after the dog
08:27I'm in charge, you alright?
08:29This is bullshit, man
08:31Fuck
08:46At least with the film crew around Ricky today
08:48There's a better chance of him not screwing things up
08:50Because he's afraid of looking like an idiot
08:51People have been saying, you know, that he's looking stupid sometimes on TV
08:56Basically, you put half an ounce of weed into a tray of brownies and you make twice as much money
08:59as just selling plain weed
09:00And the other good thing is some people don't like smoking weed like older folks and that
09:04So I go to an old folks home with a tray of brownies and make lots of money
09:07Anyway, I got a tray almost ready here now
09:14Holy shit
09:16I lost this gun like three years ago
09:20It's even loaded
09:20Hey, what did I tell you about shooting next night in my trailer?
09:24It was an accident, Ray
09:25Chill out
09:27Now this is a great little gun
09:28Basically, you
09:31What goes in?
09:33Just cock it
09:35And you got about 15 shots as fast as you can pull the trigger in
09:37It's a nice reliable gun too
09:38Which is good
09:39Because you're getting to shoot it
09:40The last thing you want is a cheap piece of shit gun
09:41You know, jamming up on it
09:43So you're making some weed brownies, you think we can get some?
09:45What the fuck do you guys want?
09:46I got nothing ready
09:47You want to get some weed brownies
09:48Smokes, let's go
09:50Just rolled them
09:52Give a couple to her too
09:53Is that okay?
09:56I got nothing ready right now, guys
09:57Let's go
09:57Get out
09:58When can we come back and get some?
10:00Come back later
10:00Get out, let's go
10:01What time, Ricky?
10:02It's 6 o'clock, are you guys stupid or what?
10:04Hey, Doug, you're doing some shit, dude
10:07Holy shit
10:08You little asshole
10:10What were you thinking?
10:17Julian, it's Ricky
10:18Get over here, man
10:19We got a major situation
10:21Ah, fuck
10:23I'm fucking shot
10:24Get over here
10:25Get the hell out of my trailer with that gun
10:28Sorry, Ricky
10:29It's okay, train
10:30It's not your fault
10:31Go get daddy a t-shirt from Ray
10:35Fuck
10:36Right
10:37You see what happens when you're frigging around with guns, Ricky?
10:40Go on
10:40Get out of the trailer for Christ
10:44Who's been into my liquor?
10:46I shot my daddy in the bum
10:47Mommy's gonna get mad at me
10:52This place is fine
10:54In case you didn't notice I'm shot in the ass here
10:56Get out of the trailer
10:57You're bleeding all over the place, Ricky
10:59Come on
11:01Here
11:01How does that feel?
11:02I'm shot in the ass here
11:04Two guns in the trailer
11:05Oh
11:06Jesus Christ
11:08What the hell's going on, Ricky?
11:10Where's the dog?
11:11Hey
11:11You stay out of this
11:12You shut up, Ray
11:14Where's the dog?
11:14Don't tell my dad to shut up, man
11:15Where's the dog?
11:16I got shot in the ass by Trevor and Corey
11:18They ran over there
11:19Go get them
11:19Yeah, not paying your drug debts again, eh, Ricky?
11:21Lee, fuck off
11:24Open liquor, Ray
11:26He's on his own property
11:27Get the fuck out of here
11:28Randy, we got a 10
11:29At 10.35 here
11:30I'm gonna have to
11:3110.93
11:32Immediately
11:33What's going on with the dog, Ricky?
11:35Look
11:35We got a bit of a situation
11:38Ricky!
11:38Jesus Christ!
11:39Ricky!
11:40What's going on with the dog?
11:41We got a bit of a situation
11:42Grab the dog and let's go
11:43What do you mean?
11:44I need a doctor
11:45Grab the dog
11:46Ricky, what do you mean?
11:47What's going on with the dog?
11:48I'll talk to you about it in the truck
11:49It's not my fault
11:50You're the one who left the dog with me
11:51I didn't want to help God from him anyway
11:5345 minutes, Ricky
11:53I was gone for 45 minutes
11:56Look, I'm bleeding to death here
11:57Just get me to a doctor
11:58Shut up
11:59I'll take you to the doctor
12:00What's going to happen?
12:01The police will get involved, Ricky
12:02Think
12:03I don't care
12:03I'm bleeding to death here
12:05You don't seem to understand that
12:06Look at my ass
12:07I don't care about your ass, Ricky
12:08I gotta call Levi
12:09Levi?
12:10Fuck Levi
12:11I need medical attention
12:12Listen
12:13Ricky, if that dog dies
12:14I swear to God
12:15I'll let you bleed to death
12:16Alright?
12:17I don't give a fuck about the dog
12:18Shut up
12:19What's more important, me or a dog?
12:20Shut up
12:21What's more important?
12:22Shut up
12:23I'm fucking bleeding to death here
12:26Come on, Levi
12:29Fuck
12:29Levi, thank God
12:30I've got a situation in my head here
12:32What the fuck are you doing eating burnt brownies?
12:33Ricky had a bull in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies
12:35I didn't feed the dog to brownies
12:37You fed the dog
12:37Shut up
12:38I'm on the phone, Ricky
12:40Shut up
12:41This is fucked up
12:42What was he thinking leaving that poor animal with Ricky?
12:45I don't know
12:45Anyway, I sent them both over to a friend of mine who's a veterinarian
12:49See, now you can always tell something about a person by how they treat animals
12:53One hour with Ricky and the dog's on drugs
12:56They must be Levi's friends
12:57Yeah, listen up dog
12:58Yo, yo, yo, yo
13:00Listen, pay attention
13:00This dog's in serious trouble
13:02He ate a bunch of weed brownies
13:03My friend's got a 38 slug in his ass
13:05Yeah, like I'm bleeding to death big time
13:06Dog's on dope, you guys are intelligent
13:08You know what the deal is though, right?
13:10There's a brown and white
13:11Hey
13:12Take the keys to my truck
13:13It's right there
13:13Plates are off it, okay?
13:15There's a brown and white barn just down the road
13:16You can't miss it
13:17There's a riding mower inside
13:19Farmer owes me a lot of coin, okay?
13:21Pick it up, bring it back
13:22Simple
13:23Can you just get the fucking bullet on my ass here, please?
13:25Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
13:25I'm bleeding to death, all right?
13:26I'm sick of this shit
13:28Great, yeah, let's deal with the dog
13:29Ricky, shut up
13:30What about me?
13:30Shut up
13:31This'll induce vomiting
13:32He should be all right
13:33Hopefully not too much has been digested
13:35The medication should take effect soon
13:37Just take him outside
13:38Let him throw up
13:40Then take him home
13:41Give him a good meal
13:41Let him sleep it off
13:42Thanks, Doc
13:43Okay, big boy
13:44Time for you now
13:45Let's move fucking talk
13:48Let me see this
13:50It's just a flesh wound
13:51What a big wimp
13:52Oh, yeah, just a flesh wound
13:53Yeah
13:54Couple stitches and fix you right up
13:58All right, Ricky
13:59We got two minutes
14:00I want this to be quick and professional
14:07Here you go, break in
14:08Why do I have to break in?
14:09Because it's all your fault and I'm in charge
14:11Hurry up
14:11It's your fault?
14:12You gave me the dog, you idiot
14:13Hurry up
14:17Jesus Christ
14:20Who the fuck puts an alarm system in a burn?
14:22Fucking idiots
14:33Hey, retard
14:33Can you hear me?
14:34I need a hand in here
14:35Come fucking help us
14:42Oh, it's in neutral now
14:43Oh, sorry I'm not so smart
14:44I didn't know that
14:45Take these planks
14:46Get them by the truck
14:47Come on
14:47We gotta get the hell out of here, Ricky
14:49Jesus
14:50Come on
14:50You guys follow us around
14:51But you can help out at least
14:54All right, let's go boys
14:55Let's go
14:58Whoa, whoa
14:59Who the fuck is that guy?
15:01What do you want?
15:02Relax Ricky, relax Ricky
15:02What do you want?
15:03What's going on?
15:04Nothing
15:06Fuck!
15:07Fuck!
15:08What the fuck?
15:09Get in the truck!
15:10Fuck!
15:12Fucking shot!
15:13Ricky!
15:13Get in the truck!
15:14Ricky get in the truck!
15:16For the love of fuck!
15:18Get in the truck!
15:19Fuck!
15:21Cover me man!
15:22I'm gonna get here!
15:24I'm fucking shot!
15:25Hold your fire or somebody's hurt here!
15:28Get in!
15:55just a second i'm all caught up here ricky just a minute julian
16:04here take this for a second give me that hello hey sweetie how you doing
16:12just that here's your dad ricky ricky it's trinity
16:22hello hey much again uh daddy's bum's fine sweetie yeah
16:27why are you talking so funny well don't drink anymore okay
16:33daddy's got to go he's gonna be home soon hopefully for mommy all right so stay there
16:36i'll see you in a second here take this here come on i gotta i gotta go in there man
16:46i need
16:46medical attention ricky i need a doctor here ricky ricky ricky think about it you've got
16:52a gunshot right the police are gonna question you what do you what do you suggest you want
16:57going to the vet get in the truck he's a dick julian i only heard of one guy getting shot
17:02twice in one day in unrelated incidents and he was a real dick got a comedian here eh
17:11are you calling me a dick what do you think
17:16was he calling me a dick
17:20ah ah
17:28oh for fuck's sakes
17:33fucking kidding me
17:36and uh how's our little gunshot victim tonight
17:39what's my duty doing for
17:44jeez
17:44christ
17:46back here you little buggers
17:48good deal with that lady
17:50just relax ricky we're taking care of it
17:52guys
17:52thank you randy
17:55let's just start from the beginning guys
17:5710 15
17:58what are you writing there shit rock
18:02you think you're smarter than me don't you ricky well you're not the old shit liners coming to port
18:07i'll be there to tie her up
18:09what the fuck's that supposed to
18:10leahy open the gate okay i'm not in the mood for your cop wannabe shit
18:15please i've had a long day
18:17well i've had a long day too there julian
18:19trying to make this trailer park a safe nice place to live a place we can all be proud of
18:24and that will happen just as soon as you idiots are back in jail especially you ricky
18:29hey leahy knock knock
18:30who's there rick
18:32mr stupidy head
18:33that's fucking pissing me off right now
18:35thinks he's the captain of the shit liner
18:37and by the way your fish sticks suck so fuck off
18:40open the gate
18:41that's real smart ricky
18:45let him through randy
18:47you sure mr leahy
18:55get out of the way
18:56listen
18:58stop it
19:03a bunch of jokes
19:05hey lucy
19:06where the fuck have you been
19:08shut up trinity's trying to sleep
19:10where the fuck have you been
19:11well didn't you hear i got shot twice today
19:13i got shot in the ass and the arm
19:14yeah nice
19:15trinity came home drunk again today
19:17that's a really good example of good parenting
19:19my dad passed out it was an accident
19:20she didn't
19:22get the fuck out of here
19:24get out of here
19:24get out
19:25all right guys i guess you're gonna have to leave
19:26tell them what to do
19:27just go in here i want to talk to you
19:28it was an accident
19:29i was supposed to go buy some dope
19:31and be back in half an hour
19:32i got shot i'm so sorry
19:34attorney shot me in the ass
19:35what the fuck
19:36you're still shopping with a shot
19:37get the fuck out
19:40go
19:45how was surgery today
19:47i didn't have surgery
19:48you didn't have surgery
19:49no
19:50by the way
19:51happy birthday
19:52oh you tricked me
19:53you went shopping today
19:54didn't you
19:55thank you very much
19:56happy birthday
19:57and
19:59here's the new nwa
20:01that you wanted
20:01no way
20:02grandma
20:03thank you
20:04thank you
20:05here give me a hug
20:06take a little sparky
20:07thank you
20:11what's wrong with sparky
20:12acting up today
20:13um he's uh
20:15there was a cat over at the house
20:17oh
20:18you're having another drink
20:21this is the last one i'm having tonight
20:22well let's hope it is
20:24i've
20:24well i've only had a few today
20:25only a few today
20:27yeah
20:27well
20:28i don't like to see you drinking too much
20:30it's not good for anybody
20:39next message
20:40hey julian it's ricky
20:41just letting you know
20:42i'm single now
20:43i can really use a friend
20:45so if you want to stop by and get drunk
20:47i'll be sleeping on my turn
20:48on my dad's driveway
20:49see ya
20:51next message
20:52julian that dog is all
20:54buggered up and silly
20:55want to kick it in
20:56throw him a wiper
20:56i love you dear
20:59next message
21:01hey julian
21:02it's billy the salmon
21:04thanks for dropping me off
21:05at the hospital
21:05the doctor said
21:06saved my life
21:07um
21:08i'm out of surgery
21:09things went really well
21:10should be back in four to six weeks
21:12so
21:12so don't let him fire me
21:14this is the best job i've ever had
21:16see ya
21:45we're making
21:46you
21:46we're
21:47here
21:47and
21:47go
21:47go