00:00And here's your meal, sir. Enjoy!
00:04Um, I think there might be a mistake. Did you give me a kids' portion?
00:08No, this is the normal portion. We don't have kids' portions here, you know?
00:12This? How am I supposed to get full with this? This is nothing.
00:18Hey, is it true that you guys don't have any speed limit on the highways here?
00:21Yeah, it's true.
00:22No way. Can we go for a ride?
00:24Absolutely.
00:25Hell yeah, let's go.
00:28Alright, I guess this will have to do.
00:31Can you at least get me some heated ketchup or ranch dressing on the side?
00:35Uh, sorry, I don't think we have something like that here, you know?
00:39You don't have heated ketchup?
00:41Ranch dressing!
00:43Here we go!
00:45Okay, okay.
00:46Okay, don't overdo it. That's good. That's fast.
00:49Nothing, man.
00:50I get it. That's...
00:52We got him.
00:52Okay.
00:53Okay, dude!
00:55You're overdoing it!
00:56Yeah! Okay!
00:57Unbelievable!
00:58Can you at least tell me where do I get my free refill for my drink?
01:01A refill?
01:03What is that?
01:04Yeah, when my drink is out. A refill for free.
01:06Oh, sorry. We don't have that either.
01:09What? This is unacceptable. Where's your manager? I need to speak to your manager.
01:12This was fun. Didn't make it to 300 in a while.
01:16Nice.
01:19Dude, did you just wet yourself?
01:22No, that's sweat. I just sweated.
01:26Good day, sir. You wanted to speak to the manager?
01:28Yeah, I want to speak to the manager. What kind of restaurant is this?
01:32You serve kids' portions, no free refills, no ranch dressing, no hot ketchup.
01:37I'm afraid this is not a common thing in Germany, you know?
01:40How is this possible? Is the whole country like this?
01:43I guess.
01:44You know what? I think Germany needs a little more democracy.
01:50So you're telling me you're buying oil from the Russians?
01:54Yeah. It's cold in winter. We don't have oil here.
01:57Why don't you buy good old fashioned US American oil?
02:00Well, it's more expensive. It's far away. Bad for the environment, all the shipping, you know.
02:06Hey, you want to play some football?
02:07Football? Heck yeah, I love football. I'll be right back.
02:11Where are you going?
02:12You're telling me you'd rather give your US dollars to Russia?
02:15Well, we don't pay in US dollars, but Euro or Ruble.
02:19You use the Ruble?
02:21Sometimes.
02:23I gotta make a call.
02:26Alright, I am ready to rumble. Let's play some football.
02:30Why did you get a helmet?
02:32It's my football helmet.
02:34Play some football.
02:37Yes, Mr. President, sir. Yes. This is a code red.
02:40Code red, I repeat. They are buying oil from the Russians, but not in US dollars.
02:45They are using the Ruble. Ruble, I tell you.
02:52Playing football. Fußball. With the foot?
02:56Oh, I don't play that. I don't kick a ball with my foot. I play football. I tackle people.
03:01Americans. Real sport.
03:03Dude, this heat is killing me. Can you please turn on the AC?
03:07AC? What's that?
03:10AC. Air conditioning. To cool the air.
03:13Ah, yeah, we don't have that.
03:15Dude, how much further is it?
03:17Like one and a half kilometers.
03:19Kilometer? How many blocks is that?
03:21No, we have like two months of summer here in Germany. That's not very efficient.
03:26How do you live? I'm about to die from this heat.
03:31I thought this was a first world country.
03:33I don't know, like 20 minutes?
03:3620 minutes? Why don't we just take the car?
03:38Even the bus. Even the bus is better than this.
03:42Well, if you're already behaving like that, I don't know how you're going to manage our hiking trip tomorrow.
03:47Hiking?
03:49I don't hike.
03:51Yes, you will.
03:53Man, Germany is actually pretty nice. This is a really nice area.
03:56Right?
03:57But this district was actually built by the Soviets back in the day.
04:00It's called Little Russia.
04:02Russia?
04:03Yeah.
04:03You say Russia?
04:05Oof!
04:06Where? Where are they?
04:07The Russians.
04:09Hey man, you want a beer?
04:11Yeah, you know what? I'd take a Budweiser.
04:14Budweiser?
04:15That's the one that tastes like cat piss, right?
04:18Did you just say a good old-fashioned American beer tastes like cat piss?
04:23Dude, dude, calm down. If they see us, man, they have AKs.
04:27So what?
04:28I have democracy.
04:31Alright, now you try a good German beer, yeah?
04:35Alright, I'll give this a shot, I guess.
04:39It's just not a Budweiser.
04:41How do you open this thing?
04:42Dude, I just saw like five hookers go into that building.
04:46Yeah, that's the local brothel.
04:48A brothel?
04:49Yeah, that's where they work.
04:51You gotta use your teeth, man.
04:54Your teeth?
04:55Yeah.
04:57Like that, look.
05:00Oh!
05:02My!
05:03That's how Germans open beer.
05:05You're telling me prostitution is legal here?
05:07Yeah, they pay taxes and everything.
05:10Filthy.
05:11Seems you Germans not only need democracy, but some religion as well.
05:17Nice.
05:17Okay.
05:19Oh, hey, could you grab me some ice cubes?
05:22You want ice cubes in the beer?
05:24Yeah, to cool down the beer.
05:25That's like an eternal sin in Germany.
05:28You wanna get deported?
05:30You want me to drink this beer warm?
05:31I'm gonna call the immigration office.
05:33That's enough.
05:34Fine, fine, fine, fine.
05:35Try the beer without ice.
05:37All right, guys.
05:38I hope you enjoyed this one.
05:39It's been almost a year since we did the first part.
05:42And now we actually did another part on his channel.
05:45So go check that one out.
05:46It's pretty fun as well.
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