00:00No way I'm entering that second-hand store.
00:03What am I, poor?
00:04Hey Google, play some folk music.
00:13That's what they call a street here?
00:16Hmm, someone lost their diabetes needles on the floor.
00:20Better get them the lost and found.
00:21Oh God, where did I end up?
00:25I probably shouldn't be here.
00:27Why do people keep looking into this trash can?
00:31I really shouldn't be here.
00:35Oh God, there's a black guy coming at me.
00:37Someone lost their sofa on the street.
00:39This building really needs a paint job.
00:43And their fridge also.
00:45People should really look better after their belongings.
00:49Jesus, it's dirty here.
00:51Better clean it up.
00:54Should have brought my walking shoes.
00:57Someone's smoking weed here.
00:59Better call the police.
01:01I know I should have brought my Lacoste sneakers.
01:04So that's the P1 of Berlin, huh?
01:06Didn't know this damn city was a marathon.
01:10They didn't want me, man.
01:12Why they didn't want me?
01:14I'm as slick as ever.
01:16Shit place.
01:18Oh God, why does it smell like pee in here?
01:21Is that guy sleeping over there?
01:24Or is he dead?
01:26Whoa, that's where the smell is coming from.
01:28Oh no, he's getting up.
01:31Oh damn.
01:33Who left this box with books on the street?
01:36What's going on over there?
01:38Wait, what?
01:39Is she giving him a blowjob?
01:42A blowjob?
01:43Is that guy asking for money?
01:46Better give him some.
01:48What's that smell?
01:50Is that Angela Merkel?
01:51Jesus Christ, this street smells like communism.
01:55It's her.
01:56Angie.
01:57Thanks for all the refugees.
02:00Bitch.
02:00But 50 Euro for a t-shirt?
02:03That can't be good quality.
02:05Maybe we should go somewhere else.
02:07Is that a rat?
02:08Where can I get a Weisswurst?
02:10Better bring that rat to a rat shelter.
02:13Oh my God, it's coming this way.
02:14They must have a Weisswurst.
02:17I don't want to live without a Weisswurst.
02:20That guy just walked over a rat.
02:23That's it.
02:23I'm calling the police.
02:25Hey you, you want to drink a beer together?
02:28Yeah, sure, why not?
02:29Okay, wait a second.
02:30Be right back.
02:33Okay, got some.
02:34Let's sit down here.
02:36Where?
02:37Just here, in the grass.
02:39You want to sit down in the dirty grass?
02:41No, Zach.
02:43Oh, we are not taking the subway again.
02:45I'd rather pay 100 Euro for a taxi
02:48than enter that shitty form of transportation again.
02:52What?
02:52350 for a kebab?
02:54How is that even possible?
02:55I hope they're taking 50 Euro notes.
02:58This guy invited me to his birthday party,
03:02but the event says Friday to Monday.
03:05I don't get it.
03:07This better be real money.