00:02What? Who put the Nutella in the fridge?
00:22What? What do you think you're doing there? I got up at six in the morning
00:29to reserve this place with my towel. You can't sit there. Excuse me? This towel? You can't
00:37just put it here and reserve this place for the whole day. That's not how it works.
00:44Leave me alone. Okay? If that's how you want it.
00:50Hi, how are you man? What? No, no problem. I'm just in the bus.
00:56He's not really gonna answer it, is he? No, really. I can talk. What's up? I'm gonna kill him.
01:05Hey, sorry. I forgot to put the beer in the fridge. I hope it's okay like that.
01:11Are you serious? Raus! Go back to your piss water country!
01:19Hey, you! You're gonna clean that up, aren't you? Don't you dare!
01:33You'll listen next time, motherfucker! England plays better football than Germany.
01:42Take that back. Now!
01:56What the hell are you doing there? You know, in German we have a saying.
02:04Lieber Frauen kinder schießen, als einen Tropfen Bier vergießen.
02:09Oh, you mean like that?
02:15I will make you suffer for that.
02:20I hate Rammelstein. How can you call that music?
02:25Raus!
02:28Sofort!
02:49Trump is a better leader than Angela Burke.
02:56It's true. What are you laughing at?
03:02That was good, man.
03:06Which bread do you want? White or brown?
03:10Nah, I'm good. Actually, my favorite type of bread is just toast.
03:15What? Yeah, it's just so soft, you know. Toast? Is something wrong?
03:24David Hasselhoff is the coolest German guy, isn't he?
03:28Who?
03:30Isn't he some kind of national hero for you?
03:33What?
03:34David Hasselhoff. The guy who tore down the Berlin Wall?
03:42Where's your Lederhosen?
03:44Congrats on a new job, by the way. How much are you making now?
03:48I'm making enough.
03:50Okay.
03:51Nice watch you got there.
03:53Was it expensive?
03:54That's none of your business.
03:57Now shut up!
03:59You know, you still didn't pay us back for what you did in World War II.
04:03What? You still owe us 200 billion Euro.
04:08You have the urge to die, don't you?