00:00Good to see you again!
00:01Yeah, it's been too long, man.
00:02Ah, definitely.
00:03Hey, quick little update.
00:04Since the last time we met, I've changed my pronouns.
00:07So, if you could address me as theym going forward, that'd be great.
00:11Sorry, I didn't get that.
00:12What's your new address?
00:13No.
00:13You're happy in your old house.
00:15No, no, not my address, my pronouns.
00:18Pronouns?
00:18What is that?
00:19It's the thing that you put before your name.
00:23Ah, you mean Mr. and Mrs. Got it.
00:25No, not Mr. and Mrs.
00:27Think about your Instagram bio.
00:29Theym.
00:30Haven't you seen?
00:32Sorry, I don't use Instagram.
00:34No.
00:35Then how will anyone know what your gender is?
00:37My gender?
00:39I have a beard.
00:40Oh, no.
00:42So you're telling me, there's more than two genders in the US?
00:45Yes, that's exactly right.
00:46You're finally getting it.
00:47But don't forget, never assume one's gender, always ask.
00:51What?
00:52Why?
00:52Because it's offensive.
00:54Ah, okay, yeah.
00:56Okay, well, now that we got that out of the way,
00:58what's your gender?
01:00Hmm, I always assumed I'm just a man, you know?
01:04Never assume.
01:05What are my options?
01:06Ah, I'm glad you asked.
01:07As of right now, there's 105 different genders to choose from.
01:11105?
01:13I know, it's not that many, but don't worry, soon there'll be more.
01:18More?
01:20What?
01:20How's that even possible?
01:22Hey, wait.
01:23What?
01:24You know what?
01:24I actually feel more like a She-Zem.
01:27What?
01:28Dude, you changed your mind quicker than my grandma, her underpants.
01:31What is Xem?
01:32I just don't get it.
01:33Xem.
01:34Xem.
01:35Xem.
01:35Xem.
01:36Xem.
01:36Xem.
01:36Xem.
01:38That sounds real good.
01:39You know what?
01:40I don't think you should carry this anymore.
01:43Whoa!
01:43Never, ever touch another man's gun.
01:47I thought you're not identifying as a man anymore.
01:51Huh.
01:52Yeah.
01:54Yeah, you're right.
01:55Huh.
01:56What I still don't understand is, like, why two?
02:00They?
02:00Em?
02:01Like, how can one be two genders at the same time?
02:04Well, maybe one doesn't always feel like only one.
02:07In the day, they might want to be a he, and at night, they want to be a Shem.
02:10So you pick both.
02:11That doesn't make any sense.
02:13Like, what?
02:13Don't be so narrow-minded, man.
02:15They remind me?
02:16What?
02:17Hey, look.
02:18They're giving out free donuts to ladies.
02:20Let's get some.
02:21But we're not ladies, are we?
02:23But they don't know that, and they can't assume, right?
02:27I guess you're right, yeah?
02:29I'm still a bit confused about this whole gender thing.
02:31Like, when you change your gender, does it also mean you cut your wiener off?
02:35No, are you crazy?
02:37Look, I'm just changing my gender identity, not my actual gender.
02:41I don't understand.
02:43Like, what?
02:43What?
02:44Look, it's easier if you just try it.
02:47Try it?
02:47I got these pills with me today.
02:49These are they them, and these will turn you into a Zem them.
02:55What?
02:55Really?
02:55These are really fun.
02:57Oh my god.
02:57Or, this new gender, it's not on the public markets yet, but this will turn you into a
03:03Lay Lem.
03:04You want to try it?
03:06I think I'm good, but just give me a second.
03:09Yeah, I'll be back.
03:13Yes, hello?
03:14Yeah, here's a mental person with a gun running around.
03:17Can you please pick him up?
03:19Great.
03:20Thanks.
03:21Police!
03:22Drop your weapon, mister!
03:23What?
03:24It's not mister.
03:25It's She-Zem.
03:26Please cooperate, mister, and put down your gun.
03:28Ah, it's She-Zem!
03:30She-Zem!
03:32Ah, Zem!
03:40Zem!
03:41Zem!
03:42Oh, I'm making sounds, right?
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