00:22Hey! I wanted to put my towel there.
00:25Nur der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm. Nächstes Mal früher aufstehen.
00:29Damn!
00:38Ah, Morgen!
00:40You know, breakfast won't open for another 30 minutes, do you?
00:43I know!
00:44Wollen wir mal sehen, ob sie noch was übrig bleibt, ne?
00:48Challenge!
00:50No thanks for her!
00:53Endlich Urlaub. Scheiß Winter in Deutschland.
00:56Oh, the sun is coming out. She would better get protection.
01:03Your coffee.
01:06So unfriendly. She could be German.
01:09Pff, ein Sternabzug.
01:13Also, auf den Bildern sah das anders aus.
01:17Dafür bin ich acht Stunden geflogen.
01:20Pff, keine Kippe an Fenster.
01:22Es gibt zwei Sterne Abzug.
01:25Was machst du denn da?
01:27Und was sieht es denn aus?
01:28Einer muss es ja machen.
01:31Ehh, excuse me?
01:33What is this?
01:34I ordered bread.
01:35But sir, this is bread.
01:37It's the only bread we have.
01:39Choose your action.
01:40Complete.
01:42Radical.
01:44Blitzkrieg.
01:46Weltschmerz.
01:48Rage.
01:49You call this bread?
01:50This is no bread.
01:52This is toast.
01:53It's soft.
01:55It's sweet.
01:56It has no crust.
01:57It has nothing to do with bread.
01:59This is duck food.
02:00Duck food.
02:01You understand?
02:08Wie soll man sich bei dem Geplätscher denn konzentrieren?
02:15Uh, what is this?
02:21A pink fruit?
02:25Oh, what?
02:27Look at this color.
02:29Oh, this fruit doesn't look like it wants to be eaten.
02:32I don't feel like this is safe.
02:34Oh, das ist mir zu exotisch.
02:36My stomach isn't made for this.
02:39Joa, denn Polen ist auch gar nicht sicher.
02:43Ist ja lebensgefährlich.
02:53Oh, von dem Froschgequagel stand aber Nixon in Reviews.
02:57Oh, ein Sternabzug.
03:02Excuse me, you know you can't drink in public, right?
03:05What do you mean?
03:05I can't drink?
03:06No, you can't drink alcohol in public.
03:09Why not?
03:09It's illegal.
03:11If the police sees you do that, you get a huge fine.
03:13What?
03:14That's such repression.
03:16Is the whole country like that?
03:17Yes, of course.
03:18Cheers.
03:19Choose your action.
03:21Complain.
03:22Assert.
03:24Weltschmerz.
03:26Radical.
03:28Blitzkrieg.
03:29We need to free this country from oppression.
03:32Get the Panzer.
03:33Man Scherz.
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