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People from Britain keep telling me that they are tea lovers, and then they drink only black tea!?!?!

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00:00Hey Finn! Welcome to Germany! Thank you! How are you?
00:05Can't complain. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. I'm fine. I got you something.
00:09Nice! Gifts! I love gifts. Let's see. It's a bottle of the finest British ale.
00:15Ooh, Bishop's finger. Interesting. Better get this inside then.
00:20Alright, let's go.
00:23Alright, let me just put this in the fridge, yeah, so we can drink it later.
00:26Whoa, whoa, no. Don't put it in the fridge.
00:30Why not? It's beer.
00:32Yeah, it's beer, but it's ale. It's a type of beer. Like, you don't want to drink it too gold.
00:37You want me to drink beer warm?
00:40Are you crazy? Mate, you've never had an ale before.
00:43No?
00:44Oh, alright. Well, look, you're gonna love it. Like, let's get some glasses or something. Where are they?
00:50Uh, over there.
00:57Sorry to bother you. Yeah, what's up?
00:59Uh, I'm thinking of heading to the supermarket. Do you want me to get you anything?
01:02Um, could you grab some bread and sausages for lunch?
01:06Bread and sausages? Yeah, sure.
01:08Great. Nice.
01:09I'll see you in a bit, huh? See you later.
01:13This is one of my favorites. Oh, it's pretty dark, huh? Yeah.
01:18Cheers. Cheers.
01:28You like it?
01:30Is it supposed to taste like old feet?
01:32I mean, it's an acquired taste. Yeah. Yeah.
01:37Lovely.
01:41Oh, what beautiful weather.
01:43Hey! I'm so sorry.
01:45You want a cup of tea? Yeah, I'd love, I'd love a cup of tea.
01:53Uh, which one you like?
01:54Uh, just a regular cuppa.
01:56Well, we have berry tea, basische Kräuter, apple vanilla, spearmint.
02:06Hmm? Spearmint?
02:08Who is eating all this sliced meat?
02:11Hmm, sausages.
02:13Where are the real sausages?
02:15Oh, here we go. That's what I was looking for.
02:22What a terrible butter selection.
02:26Oh, here's the bread. Nice.
02:29Perfect.
02:31What? Beer is only 75 cents?
02:34This can't be.
02:36This is my lucky day.
02:38Evening tea.
02:41Ah, Turkish apple.
02:44Tumiyan tea.
02:46Good for your health.
02:47Ah, and over here we have some more herb teas.
02:50Look.
02:52Hey, I'm back.
02:54Nice.
02:54I'm finished working in like five minutes, okay?
02:57Okay, sure.
02:57I'm going to get working on these sandwiches, yeah?
02:59Great.
03:00I'm starving.
03:02I don't even know what this is.
03:03Butterfly pea flower tea.
03:05Never heard of that.
03:07Ah, and we have some black tea here as well.
03:10Oh, I'll take a black tea.
03:12A black tea.
03:13Alright, the darjeeling it is.
03:14No, don't you have any English breakfast?
03:17You want breakfast?
03:19I thought you wanted some tea.
03:21Oh, okay.
03:22Don't worry.
03:23I brought my own tea here.
03:24You brought your own tea?
03:36Ah, smells good.
03:38Ah, just finished.
03:39Here you go.
03:42What is this?
03:44What do you mean?
03:45I thought you wanted bread with sausages, right?
03:47Yeah.
03:48And where's the bread?
03:49Where's the bread?
03:50This is bread.
03:51This is no bread.
03:53This is toast.
03:54Toast?
03:55But I didn't toast it.
03:56What?
03:57And where did you get this joke of a sausage?
03:59I got it from Reevee.
04:01What's wrong?
04:01It's fine, huh?
04:02Don't eat that!
04:03How dare you make such an abomination of a sandwich?
04:06I'm going to show you how a real sausage bread looks like.
04:11Nice.
04:12I'm starving.
04:13Actually, I think I got the wrong thing.
04:15Oh, right.
04:16You ordered a steak, didn't you?
04:17Yeah, yeah, but it's okay.
04:19I don't mind.
04:20It's fine.
04:20No, it's not okay.
04:21We're going to change it.
04:22Waiter.
04:23Honestly, it's okay.
04:24I'll eat it.
04:25I don't mind the salad.
04:26They brought you the wrong thing.
04:28I don't want to bother them.
04:30No, no.
04:31Waiter.
04:31Waiter.
04:32Can you change this, please?
04:34You brought the wrong thing.
04:39So you don't like my tea collection?
04:41I thought British people love tea.
04:44I mean, I do like your collection, but I don't know.
04:48I just like one kind of tea, you know?
04:51What do you mean one kind of tea?
04:52What's this?
04:53This is all black tea?
04:55Yeah, it's English breakfast tea.
04:57So you drink the same tea every day?
04:59Yeah, four times a day.
05:01Breakfast, morning, lunch, dinner.
05:03One more time.
05:03Why only one type of tea?
05:06I don't really know.
05:07There's hundreds of teas.
05:08I know there's hundreds of teas, but it's what we're famous for.
05:12People like tea in Britain and we like mostly English breakfast tea.
05:16Maybe in the evening I might have, you know, I might have a chamomile tea.
05:21That's so weird.
05:24Well, would you pour me some water?
05:27Ah, yeah, of course.
05:31Did you bring the milk?
05:33Milk?
05:34Yeah.
05:34For what?
05:35The tea.
05:36You want to put milk in the tea?
05:38Of course.
05:39Of course.
05:40English breakfast tea has milk, comes with milk.
05:45Hey, I heard about this famous club, Berghain.
05:48Yeah.
05:48Can we go?
05:50There's always like a four hour queue.
05:52Yeah.
05:53To get in.
05:53Sounds perfect.
05:54Let's go.
05:56You really want to queue for four hours just to get in the club?
05:59I mean, come on, four hours is nothing.
06:00We Brits, we love to queue.
06:03I mean, if you really want to go, but I really have to take a nap first.
06:08Yeah.
06:08Maybe we head out at like two-ish.
06:11Two a.m.?
06:11Yeah.
06:12Isn't that a bit late?
06:13I mean, won't you only have like two hours to dance?
06:16No, no.
06:16The clubs, they open here at midnight, you know.
06:19Midnight?
06:20Yeah.
06:20You don't want to be the first in the club.
06:22It's boring.
06:23So let's go there at two, yeah?
06:24Oh my God.
06:25But when do they close?
06:26Monday?
06:28No.
06:29Yeah.
06:29They open the whole weekend.
06:30It's Berlin.
06:31I mean, that sounds pretty sexy.
06:33I don't know, man.
06:34Let's go.
06:36Oh, you win again.
06:39All right.
06:39Wanna take a break?
06:41Yeah, go on then.
06:42Actually, if we're having a break, you fancy a kappa?
06:45A kappa?
06:45Well, I don't want to go to a cafe right now.
06:48No, no.
06:48Don't worry.
06:49I brought my stuff with me, man.
06:50What?
06:52You brought what?
06:55My tea set.
06:56You brought the whole tea set for table tennis?
06:59Yeah, come on.
06:59I mean, if we're taking a break.
07:01I even got biscuits, man.
07:02Come on.
07:05British people.
07:07What beautiful weather today.
07:09What?
07:10Oh, no.
07:12The train is delayed one hour?
07:14Oh, I absolutely love it when the train is cancelled and I have to wait around.
07:20Really?
07:21Yeah.
07:22It's my favorite thing in the world.
07:24British people are so weird.
07:26Come on, mate.
07:27I'm only taking the piss.
07:29You need to pee again?
07:30You just went.
07:31Forget about it, okay?
07:33But we got time to kill, right?
07:35Cup of tea?
07:38Oh, my God.
07:41Oh, this is how real sausage bread looks like.
07:44There you go.
07:45Wow.
07:45How do I even eat this?
07:47What's this?
07:49I don't know.
07:50It feels kind of wrong.
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:56This is really soft.
07:57Wow.
08:00All right, guys.
08:01I hope you enjoyed this one.
08:02If you want to see more of this British guy over here, go check out his channel right here.
08:07It's called Mr. Magic Bean.
08:09You don't have to tell them what to do.
08:11I mean, you know, it's their choice.
08:12Go check it out.
08:13Check it out now and subscribe.
08:16And where's my tea, by the way?
08:17Your one.
08:18I thought you didn't want one.
08:19He only brought himself a tea.
08:22Unbelievable.
08:23I don't think he likes tea.
08:24I mean, what?
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