00:02you know what I was the only one at the apartment viewing yesterday where I'm
00:07spending New Year's Eve of course in Berlin maybe I'm even going to the
00:12Brandenburger gate no I would never pee in public that's gross damn almost broke
00:20again maybe I should work more oh Berlin isn't the best city in the world I heard
00:27Munich is pretty great oh damn it's already 5 a.m. do you think we can still
00:34find a party somewhere no dude dude I think someone smoking weed over there oh
00:43great just 10 minutes until the next s-bahn comes isn't it dangerous at night in
00:49Neukölln no sorry bro I can't bring you to the house party tonight I mean they
00:56don't even know you my favorite people in the world
01:01Swabians they bring so much money to the city I never drink sparkling wine that's
01:06an old ladies brunch thing what one room apartment for just 900 euro a month it's
01:14almost spring I really need to get myself some new trendy clothes yeah I love Berlin
01:20in winter it's just great so great
01:29it's so clean around here did you hear Peter is unemployed now that poor boy what
01:36is he gonna do with his life now that lunch yesterday was super delicious yeah
01:41and it was just $20 we should totally go there again I'm really having a hard
01:47time finding a vegan meal here
01:51Sundays are supposed to be relaxing so I can start refreshed into the new week
01:57kind beer for fear no no no what I'm doing at the first of May ah just a quiet
02:04evening with fam totally not throwing rocks the police what you smoke weed yeah my
02:14neighbors are pretty normal oh no no I can't go party tonight I'm super broke you
02:19know hey man you want to listen to some techno hell no that's some creepy alien
02:26music damn I forgot my bus ticket maybe I should just walk yeah I don't like
02:34kebab or currywurst or beer disgusting wedding is so cool I wish I could live
02:43there oh I never bought we that girly what are you thinking I still have my
02:50first Berlin bicycle totally safe to leave it outside no problem at all I wish
02:57Berlin was more like Munich it's such a great city hmm the U-Bahn smells good
03:04today just imagine for a second how cool it would be if there was a service
03:09delivering drugs directly to your doorstep hey let's go to the city center I wish
03:16more people would move to Berlin Mitte is the best district to live in
03:21definitely the parties today are way better than in the 90s I guarantee you
03:27that where can I sign that Bausparvertrag
03:32Schaffe Schaffe Häuslebauer Kuchenbagger Schnitzelkauer
03:36dude let's go to the matrix tonight I heard it's awesome there okay it's totally
03:43easy to find a flat in Berlin you know what the bus driver was so nice today
03:49she even waited for me now it's too early for a dinner okay yeah yeah sure
03:56let's meet at Alexanderplatz no you can't go with your jogging pants to the
04:01supermarket what are you hobo I would never buy stuff at a second-hand store that's
04:10gross what are those guys doing so long on a toilet what do you think hi I'm the
04:16new neighbor just wanted to say hi oh I can't eat a kebab today again
04:22ein Brötchen bitte yeah can I get that one please Spandau that's a part of
04:30burden to me I'm always on time what you will go outside like that are you insane it's great
04:40that so many people from all over the world want to visit our city
04:46pretty late sorry but I need to go I need to get up early in the morning to you
04:52also a good day poor look they're shooting a movie over there let's check
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