00:00Good afternoon.
00:01Hi, my name's Tim. I'm wondering if I can be the next gorgeous bombshell going onto the island.
00:09Just to stir it up a little bit.
00:11Oh, the show's already been cast and we don't have room for anybody else this season, I'm sorry.
00:17Nothing's impossible. You'd definitely be able to squeeze me in and you wouldn't regret it.
00:21Look at me and s***ing everything.
00:24How old are you?
00:25I'm three, nearly six. But I've got a six pack and everything.
00:28Six pack of what?
00:30Muscle, darling.
00:32Wow.
00:33You're a bit too young to be on a show all about romance, I think.
00:37They'll be ageist.
00:38Sorry, I don't have time for this.
00:40Right, so just send the contracts over, I'll get them signed.
00:44Right, you're happy to go.
00:45And then get me on the show. I'll do it for free!
00:47I won't do it for free. I'm not stupid.
00:50I'll give you 20% of what I earn.
00:52Not you, again!
00:53Yeah, it's me again. I'll give you 20% of what I earn, get me on the show.
00:57I'm not even the person in charge of this. You need to call the casting company.
01:01Pull me through.
01:02I can't do that.
01:03I got my way in.
01:04Right, okay, I'm hanging out.
01:05Pull me through to the casting company!
