00:00Do you know what? Love Island's just finished.
00:02Yeah.
00:03Why don't I get on the next one?
00:06So you want him to be cast on the next one?
00:08Yeah, so just cast me, all the women love me,
00:11make loads of money, build me Instagram following, win.
00:14Right, and you're not bothered about finding love.
00:17Yeah, that's the main thing, innit?
00:19Right, and you said your name was Tim, right?
00:20Yeah, my name's Tim.
00:22Right, so...
00:23I've loved it before.
00:24And is this Tiny Tim?
00:25What?
00:25Is this Tiny Tim?
00:28What type of person would you want to be cuddled up with?
00:31Straight away, they've got to be fit.
00:33People say, oh, I'm attracted to personality.
00:36No, straight away, you've got to look at them and go, yeah, that'll do.
00:39So, do you think I'll be able to go on the show?
00:42Well, no.
00:42Rather than all these people with chiseled bodies,
00:45perfect frames, beautiful faces, Chub Island,
00:50where it's just a load of people that have just let himself go,
00:53like my mum, my uncle Barry, smackhead Steve,
00:55throw in a couple of bottles of white lightning and a bag of bakke.
00:58Tell me you wouldn't watch that.
01:00Ah, well, I might watch it, like, but it might get slated
01:02being so-called poverty f***.
01:05Can't do that anymore.
01:06Give my grand.
01:07Yeah, that happened?
01:08I want a hand.
01:09I mean, that happened?
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