00:01Hello? Hello, is this the Slimming World? I'm just wondering if I can get my mum in Slimming World. Can
00:10you help me?
00:11I'll try. Where are you? At home. Because my mum, she's dead lazy and she doesn't do anything so Uncle
00:20Barry keeps calling her fat. That's not nice is it?
00:24No, that's not nice. He wants to get my mum in Slimming World and to lose a bit of weight.
00:32Okay. Uncle Barry says she's no good at wrestling. Does she get thrown about or does she do the throwing?
00:38I don't know, don't watch. Why not? You said she's good at wrestling. I'm not a referee though, am I?
00:46No, you're not.
00:46So can you make my mum dead thin? Yes, if she gets to group, she can go to any group
00:53she wants and we'll get her dead thin. We don't want her dead though, do we?
00:57Yeah, not dead. Just make her thin. That'll be good. That'll be good. Okay.
01:03So how do you do it? Do you do exercises and do you just watch what you eat and stuff
01:09like that?
01:10Yeah, you watch what you eat. She watches what she eats. She watches everything go in her mouth, the fat
01:16pig.
01:23Oh my God. What do you have to eat? You can eat anything you like as long as you don't
01:30swallow it.
01:32What's the point in eating then?
01:35Get your team.
01:37Course he does, just by not eating.
01:40Oh, I've got to go. I've got an R.A.C. man here. Bye.
01:43Hello, my name's Tim and I'm 3.06. I was just wondering if you can get my mum into Slimming
01:53World.
01:54You want to be doing Slimming World?
01:56I'm alright, but I need to get my mum to join.
01:59But where do you live in England? Which town?
02:04My house.
02:06Yeah, but where is your house?
02:07Near the shop.
02:09Yeah, and where is that?
02:11Near the park.
02:12Yeah, and where is that?
02:14Near the school.
02:16Do you live, I mean, do you live in North England? Do you live in South England? Do you live
02:23in Bournemouth? Do you live in Hampshire?
02:27Yeah.
02:28Where?
02:30Where?
02:30Yeah, and Twitter.
02:32Right, then you need another number. Have you got a pen?
02:36I can't write numbers. I can count to ten though. Do you want to read it?
02:42No, it's five. How did you get my number?
02:45Google.
02:46Google.
02:47Right, what you need to do is Google Slimming World in Derbyshire.
02:55Derbyshire?
02:56Yeah.
02:56And is that where my mum needs to go?
02:58I don't know where your mum lives. She might live in Scotland or she might live in Devon. I don't
03:04know. I can't help you unless you tell me where you live.
03:07I'm not telling strangers where I live.
03:10Well, just the town.
03:14Okay, I think we've had enough now. I suggest you go to Google and you ask them for head office
03:22telephone number in Alfredon in Derbyshire and they'll be able to help you.
03:26My mum's on Google. You can put her on Google Earth and she's there because she's in my fist.
03:35Alright, bye.
03:37Oh, I love you.
03:40Hello.
03:41Hello.
03:42Hello.
03:43Hello.
03:44Hello, is this the Slimming World lady?
03:46Yes, speaking.
03:47Hiya. I'm wondering about getting my mum into Slimming World.
03:52Yeah, yeah. Is your mum there?
03:56She's in bed. She's always in bed, the lazy pig.
04:02My Uncle Barry said that she's getting too fat to wrestle with and that she needs to lose weight.
04:09Who's there? Who is there? Stop messing.
04:12I'm not messing.
04:16Who is it?
04:18My name's Tim.
04:20Please don't have much time for this. I've got to go.
04:23I just want to meet my mum Finn again.
04:28Can you help?
04:31She can't help.
04:34Hello.
04:35Hello.
04:36Yep.
04:37Hi, is this the Slimming World number?
04:39No, your number.
04:41Oh, sorry.
04:43Bye.
04:44Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:46Bye.
04:47Are you my real dad?
04:54Nope.
04:55Hello.
04:56Hello.
04:57Hello.
04:58Hello.
04:58Hello.
04:59Hello.
04:59Hello.
04:59Hello.
04:59Is this the Slimming World lady?
05:01I'm wondering about getting my mum into Slimming World.
05:05Alright.
05:07So can you help my mum lose a little bit of weight?
05:10Yeah, of course I will.
05:12Maybe a lot of weight?
05:14Yeah, of course.
05:16Does she have to exercise and stuff like that?
05:19No.
05:20How does she lose weight then?
05:22Eat Sprite.
05:24Eat Sprite?
05:25Yeah.
05:26It's Sprite, yeah.
05:28Wait.
05:29Don't you drink Sprite?
05:31Aww.
05:34He's got me Sprite.
05:36Alright.
05:37I can try to mmm Chaparan.
05:37It's a happy sit waiting for me to get her 얘기?
05:37I want to make a little eat in the room for the food and then try that too.
05:37Watch out for sale here before me.
05:37I mean it's like you're going to reveal a lot of fruit maybe.
