00:00oh Leroy's back hello Leroy yeah with a snack no I had to go turn off the AC because it's
00:06right on
00:06the other side of the wall and I don't know if you can hear it but it sounds really loud
00:10I can't hear it no no I turned it off well we haven't heard it on show oh we couldn't
00:15hear it
00:15so basically what I do is like before the show there's a vent that blows in here but before the
00:21show I put it on deep freeze for like an hour and then what do you and what do you
00:27have a Zamboni
00:28roll through there today has not been a serious show not even a little bit I blame Leroy what
00:44I blame your Starbucks cold room first of all yeah let's address that issue because if you
00:50wouldn't have started the show off with a big fat whopper about what you thought of Markstrom
00:56and Zito then we could have got through this show with not so much silly sauce
01:01I didn't start the show with that I got to that in the second hour and I don't think I've
01:07done
01:07anything that is a whopper I give props what props is due you know Markstrom has been great there's
01:12no debating it his numbers are fantastic Bill Zito are you apologizing to him I'm not apologizing for
01:17anything I'm not gonna apologize for for wanting you know my guy to stick around he made a call
01:23that's his call he's the boss I'm not the boss I'm not the general manager of the Florida Panthers
01:28I'm happy the Panthers uh won last night it was nice to win a game nice to get our first
01:32lead
01:33that was kind of a crazy thing first lead third period of the fourth game yeah you know it's amazing
01:40my wife doesn't know how to match socks so I have resorted to this
01:46does that say your Wednesday socks yes there's no way that's adorable wait what is one smaller no
01:57they are really small I have a couple of questions why do you have such wee feet
02:03they stretch look what are you doing second of all that's it in the luggage why are they labeled
02:09like you're a child so she will match him and I don't my dryer and socks is like a death
02:16match
02:16one sock two socks in her one sack sock leaves I have I have a whole bunch of one sockers
02:23in my
02:23in my drawer so I said hey I wonder if she can match him if they both have the same
02:28name
02:28they look very small you look like women's socks number one number two why are you putting socks
02:35on right now the old love socks oh first of all go take a trip to the outlet mall and
02:45go buy yourself
02:46some new socks because those things are heinous I'm not even gonna lie it looked for a second like
02:51it had the little the grip on the bottom those things look like they were found at the equipment
02:56room of the old Miami arena like that's how old those socks look no they're not old
03:02they're old but guess what ever since I got them
03:07I've never had the sock problem oh that's great what do you think what okay I don't think that's
03:13the solution every sock has its pair I know this you know this but why doesn't my wife know
03:22I have a question it doesn't matter if it's labeled or not it's still gonna get lost and I already
03:26told
03:26you the answer haven't gotten them lost the dryer haven't got I haven't gotten lost since yeah of
03:32course who would want to lose it like it's of course the socks that you don't want to keep so
03:36you wear
03:36those shameful socks around like so if I were to tell you like if I had shoes on you wouldn't
03:40know
03:41next time I see you I'm gonna ask you next time now now I'm gonna look so can I just
03:46ask you
03:46something what color is Thursday I don't know it just it was a coincidence that I got Wednesday on
03:52Wednesday oh wait wait wait so you'll you'll go with any day yeah just to match them then why not
03:59hold on so why not just have different socks that are just different colors like why do they say the
04:05day of the week if you're not gonna match day of the week they have they have socks that have
04:09just
04:09like a like a little color on them that still would match them right so but why do you have
04:15to get the Wednesday why do you have to get the days of the week it just I didn't know
04:18like when
04:18I saw the packet of different color socks I didn't know they had the dates on them the day of
04:23the week
04:26now you're backtracking all right Eli this is ridiculous what are you talking about you didn't
04:33know they had the days of the week on them you showed up to here today with Wednesday socks on
04:38on
04:38Wednesday and you're trying you're gonna you're gonna believe that's only fan socks um no
04:44pardon that says
04:49only fan socks they don't wear socks don't think they do
04:56no not today minus one I said not today talking about the Panthers oh oh wait minus one that's all
05:07they wear socks I was just listen I was just asking like hey Wednesday yeah don't worry about
05:17my Wednesday socks I have to go and uh hand over the keys and let me get this straight you're
05:26trying
05:26to tell me you didn't wear your Tuesday socks on Tuesday no sometimes I wear Tuesday on Saturday
05:31depending on the color that I need no way dude you wear the you coordinate those socks I know
05:35no no what yeah you do
05:41it's a bastard Shmeetha no that is sausage cases
05:46it's like
05:50it's really wild I didn't even know you got to that pitch
05:53uh you're that tickled so anyway today's show was your fault because he has his socks
06:00like listen I'm just trying to work around the parameters of my life so instead of like begging
06:08my wife please please please please please this sock doesn't go with this sock and then I have a
06:15whole I have a whole drawer of Lucy's
06:20loose socks you know like Lucy cigarette loose socks right and so I'm like what can I do
06:29to not have to play matchmaker every morning Leroy it's very simple you don't have to have this little label
06:39of
06:39monday tuesday it works what you can do is just have a whole section of the same black socks and
06:47a whole section of the same white socks
06:49you think I've even tried that
06:51all right there's no way to mix up a black sock and a white sock like come on I know
06:57what's not
06:57but there's different black socks one black sock is there
07:00I know one thing is you're not gonna lash out on us you're the guy who showed up with day
07:08socks
07:11and act like we're crazy
07:15I mean since you said it like that it does it does sound a little uh
07:21of course it does it also works mixing up your socks do your own damn laundry it works
07:27it works listen everybody everybody does their thing right I don't like I don't put more importance
07:37on one thing versus another because without either one your house is a mess so
07:44there like we're good
07:48I mean were your tootsies cold like why did you feel the need to put on the wednesday socks right
07:52now
07:52because I went and I changed my pants I put socks on I'm jumping in my flip-flops
08:00I got to go to the house for the last time
08:03throw the rest of the stuff in the back of my truck and then
08:06uh meet them over there and give them the keys and stuff
08:10you're gonna go out in public as a grown man
08:16everybody can see your wednesday socks are you wearing flip-flops
08:23yeah yeah I got my black ones listen and right at the tip it just says wednesday right yeah right
08:34oh no you can't see it it's it's um the flip is covering how old are those socks that you
08:42claim how
08:43old are they a few months i mean those those those puppies are looking like worn already oh yeah listen
08:53i go through a lot of socks where's the gym the golf course like did you put into amazon day
09:00socks no
09:01where did you purchase these socks amazon he just said no
09:06i didn't put it i was looking wait this is what happened this is what happened okay
09:13i was on there and i said i want to get assorted socks so i don't have really the same
09:18colors
09:19so i got the assorted socks they have red blue yellow green just i didn't care i just want them
09:28to be easier to match and have white socks right the day of the week was a bonus i didn't
09:35realize i
09:36got that that was a bonus i'm like no there's no way you didn't notice that this no i didn't
09:40i really
09:41did my favorite men's day labeled socks and it doesn't show up right day labeled socks my favorite
09:48thing is that when i put in days of the week socks the first eight options are all seven days
09:53a week
09:53kids girls cute socks that's what i said well come on if if if a woman had these socks she'd
10:04be a giant
10:06what those tiny things look they were on my feet they fit my feet fine apparently you're not helping
10:16you look like you just came to a hospital dude you look like we took these socks from kyler murray
10:22i'm telling you really really come on all right we need to put some more bass in this show all
10:31right oh yeah
10:32i can't believe you guys are making fun of me i thought i was helping
10:37i went right in my drawer picked out some socks boom they match you know why it's hilarious oh my
10:44god
10:44i can't it's really hot in this room now
