00:01Hi, I'm just wondering if you can help me get a job?
00:05My name's Tim. What's your name?
00:09Anything really. I'm good at doing office based work.
00:13Because I spend loads of time in the office in school because I've been naughty.
00:17I threw a stickle brick at this girl who was eating crayons.
00:22It was a good shot. Actually, I could be in the Olympics doing shot put.
00:29Do you think you could help me with that?
00:31We don't do recruitment for the Olympics.
00:33We'll just stick to the office work then.
00:35Yeah, I think I'd be good at that.
00:36Do you have any experience, Tim?
00:38I'm in the office three, four times a week.
00:41And what are you doing when you're in the office?
00:42Being shouted at.
00:43Why are you being shouted at?
00:44Because I threw a stickle brick at a girl eating crayons.
00:47Yeah, but you won't be doing that all the time.
00:49You practice at what you're good at.
00:51This girl looks like a house now, she's covered in stickle bricks.
00:54Okay, worries.
00:56She was!
00:57Shhh!
00:57Shhh!
00:57I don't know.
01:28I might have to go.
01:30That's fine.
01:31No worries.
01:32Okay.
01:33Okay.
01:34I'll see you in a bit.
01:36I'll see you in a bit.
01:37But, but are you my real dad?
01:43I'm actually crying.
01:45That's the new agency, Shirley speaking.
01:47Hello, this is the Retreatment Agency.
01:50Yes, it is.
01:51I'm just wondering if you can help me get a job.
01:54Er, what kind of work are you looking for?
01:56Anything really.
01:57How old are you?
01:58I'm three nearly six, but I'm really, really, really skilled.
02:02Are you?
02:03Yeah.
02:03Right, okay.
02:04You're a bit young really.
02:06I'm a big boy.
02:07I was thinking of doing something like a paper round.
02:10Oh right, okay.
02:12How old have you got to be?
02:13Well, I think you really need to be something like 14.
02:16Well, I'm three nearly six, so three times six.
02:20That's 18.
02:20So I'm more than qualified.
02:22If not a paper round, then my background has been colouring in.
02:27No jobs for colouring in though.
02:28I could be an artist.
02:30You could be an artist, yes.
02:31If you're a really, really good artist, you could get thousands of pounds for your pictures.
02:36Talk to me about that a bit more.
02:38I've got loads to offer to the world of artistry.
02:42Right, okay.
02:43Well, I'm not sure where you'd have to go to get a job in art.
02:46Normally, to get a job in art, I just sit at my desk and I colour in.
02:50Right, okay.
02:51Well, that's a good start.
02:52And I've got a beautiful piece of work on my fridge.
02:56Do you fancy buying it?
02:57Where are your pictures?
02:58All over the place.
02:59On the fridge?
03:00No, I don't have any on the fridge at the moment.
03:02Boom!
03:02You give me three quid and you can have my picture.
03:05Just whack it on your fridge.
03:07Right, okay.
03:09Have you got a magnet?
03:10No, but I can get one.
03:11And you're a fiver and you can have a magnet off my fridge.
03:14A fiver.
03:15So that's eight pounds for a magnet and a picture.
03:18You're quite good at selling, aren't you?
03:20So maybe you should be a salesperson.
03:22Why are you going to buy me a picture?
03:23Not really, no, but because I haven't got any room for it really.
03:26And my fridge has got another door on it, so I won't ever see it.
03:29Your fridge has got another door on it?
03:31Yeah, it's got the cupboard door.
03:33Where's your fridge?
03:33In the kitchen.
03:34In a cupboard?
03:35Yeah.
03:36What?
03:37That's amazing.
03:38You've got a fridge in your cupboard.
03:40Yes.
03:41Take one of your old pictures off and put my picture up.
03:45Okay, I could do that, yes.
03:46Three quid, it's yours.
03:48Three quid, okay.
03:49You'll have to tell me where to send the money to.
03:51My bank.
03:52Okay.
03:52Is that a deal?
03:53Yes, yeah, that could be a deal.
03:55Oh my God.
03:56And do you want a magnet?
03:58Yes, why not?
03:59Do you want my mum?
04:00Yes, please.
04:01Six quid, you can have her.
04:03Oh, to buy your mum?
04:04No, I don't want to buy your mum.
04:05I've got a mum of my own.
04:06Well, my mum's better than your mum.
04:09How do you know that?
04:10You don't know my mum.
04:11Anyway, I'll have to go now.
04:13Okay, I'll sort out the delivery of the picture.
04:16Alright.
04:16And then you just transfer the money, okay?
04:19Okay, will do.
04:19Alright, I'll see you in a bit.
04:21Have a good day.
04:22Bye.
04:22You too, bye-bye.
04:23Love you.
04:24Bye-bye.
04:24Love you, bye.
04:26Bye.
04:26Love you.
04:28She's not getting the picture now.
04:30She's going to love me.
04:32Can I have some smart solutions?
04:33I'm just wondering if you can help me get a job.
04:36Can you help me be an astronaut?
04:39I can't, no.
04:40I can help you be a labourer or a driver.
04:43I can be a driver.
04:45Yeah, lorry driver?
04:46No, a dead fast red car driver.
04:48Oh no, I don't have anything with that.
04:50Sorry, it's lorry drivers.
04:51Oh, they're dead slow.
04:53And what else do you do?
04:54Who's speaking, sorry?
04:56My name's Tim.
04:57Two seconds, please.
04:58I'm just going to pass you to my colleague.
05:00Okay.
05:00Hello, is that Tim?
05:02Hello.
05:03I'm just wondering if you can help me get a job.
05:06Yeah, I can get you get a job, mate.
05:07What type of job you're after?
05:09I did want to be a footballer.
05:11I'm a scout for Cardiff City, Man United and Liverpool.
05:14You're going to need a CV first.
05:16And you're also going to need to email me a video of you doing keepy of these.
05:19Doing some kick-ups?
05:21You don't need to see that.
05:23Just take my word for it that I'm mint.
05:26I'll give you my email address.
05:27Do you have a pen, Tim?
05:28Don't expect me to spell it.
05:30I can't even spell CV.
05:33All right then.
05:34I think the line's breaking up, mate.
05:37Right.
05:37Okay.
05:38Have you gone?
05:39Yeah.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Stupid.
05:41You
