00:00Hello Greggs, going to ask you guys.
00:01Hello, is this Greggs?
00:03What is it?
00:04My name's Tim, is this Greggs?
00:07I'm going to ask you guys.
00:09Is this Greggs?
00:11Where is this?
00:13For God's sake, I'm starving, just give me some food.
00:17Greggs, good afternoon, Kay speaking.
00:19Hi, I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:22What's the problem, my lovely?
00:24I'm absolutely starving and my mum's in bed and I'm trying to feed myself.
00:29Do you do deliveries?
00:31No, darling, sorry.
00:33Oh!
00:34Sorry, my lovely, bye!
00:36Do you do meal deals?
00:39Why isn't anyone feeding me?
00:43Hello Greggs, thanks, I'm Andrew speaking, how can I help?
00:45Is this Greggs?
00:47Yes.
00:47I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:49Do you do a meal deal thing?
00:52We do.
00:53Where you get a sausage roll, a drink, and maybe a bug of crisp?
00:57You can get a savoury and a hot drink or you can get a sandwich and a cold or hot
01:02drink.
01:03Does that include fruit shoot?
01:05Yes.
01:06Yes.
01:06I'm absolutely starving.
01:09Do you do deliveries?
01:10Because I can't go out, I'm not old enough.
01:13Are you not old enough?
01:14No, I'm three nearly six and if you can drop it off for me, I'd be your best mate.
01:19Oh God, I know who it is.
01:22Erm, would you like me to give you a telephone number that does deliveries?
01:25There's someone there with you then, do they drive?
01:28No, they're too young as well.
01:30She got a bike?
01:31No, have you got a bike?
01:33Yeah, but I'm not allowed out.
01:34What colour's your bike?
01:36Red and yellow.
01:37Oh, that's fabulous.
01:38You're not having a go though.
01:40No, I don't want to go, I'm too old, I'm a really old woman.
01:42You're not as old as my mum.
01:45Unfortunately, I am business owner, thanks for calling this shop, love you.
01:49I love you, but don't go though.
01:51Don't go, I'm starving.
01:54She's gone the shipping.
01:55Good afternoon, back at my line's begin.
01:57Do you do like meal deals?
01:59Yeah, we do lots of meal deals.
02:01Does it include like a muffins sausage roll?
02:03Yeah, you can have a sausage roll with a drink if you'd like.
02:06Can we have a bag of crisps as well?
02:07Not in the meal deal, I'm afraid.
02:09Oh, come on.
02:10Sorry, it's a no.
02:11What about gingerbread man?
02:13Yeah, you can get two for a pound.
02:14In the meal deal?
02:15Yeah.
02:16How many gingerbread men have you got?
02:19About 20 today.
02:20Do you want to split them, 10 each?
02:22Yeah, can do if you want.
02:23You can pay and then I'll go home?
02:26Yeah, that sounds great.
02:27Sounds like a good deal, eh?
02:28Oh yeah.
02:29I'll have a fruit shoot as well if you don't mind.
02:32No worry, you just pop in and we'll get that for you, alright?
02:34Oh my God, Greg's is the best, isn't it?
02:37I know, see you soon.
02:38I'm not finished.
02:40I've not finished my order!
02:42How can I help?
02:44Hello, this is Greg's.
02:46It is Greg's, yeah.
02:47I'm looking to get some dinner, but my mum is in bed and just-
02:51This is the bloke that does all the comedy lot on YouTube that talks all funny.
02:54I don't talk funny.
02:56This is-
02:57Is that a talk funny?
03:00Greg Fox Holloway, Deb is speaking.
03:02Do you do deliveries?
03:03We don't do deliveries at this shop, I'm afraid.
03:06Oh, I'm starving, I'm hungry.
03:08My belly's rumbling.
03:11I'm starving!
03:13My belly's rumbling and you're just putting the phone down.
03:16I just want a sausage roll.
03:20Good afternoon, Grust Chesapeake.
03:22Can I help you, please?
03:23Hi, is this Greg's?
03:25Yep.
03:26Do you do deliveries?
03:27No.
03:28I just want a sausage roll.
03:30Sorry.
03:30And maybe a drink?
03:31No, sorry, we don't.
03:32Can you drop it off when you're finished?
03:35No, sorry.
03:36Ohh!
03:37Can you just do something to help me?
03:39No, sorry, we can't, we're not allowed to.
03:41Why you not allowed?
03:45Good morning.
03:46So I'm getting ready to go.
03:48That's my turn.
03:49Good morning.
