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A Youtube livestream by Shoe0nHead on (2021-01-01)
Original Title:
The Return Of "Snortlings Hollow": The Conservative Kid's Show
Original Title:
The Return Of "Snortlings Hollow": The Conservative Kid's Show
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00:00:13Hello friends, can you hear me?
00:00:16Da, di-ta-du-di-ta-du-di-ta, di-ta-du-di-ta-du-di-ta, di-ta-du
00:00:21-di-ta-du-di-ta-du-di-ta.
00:00:24Hello?
00:00:29One second.
00:00:37Hello.
00:00:38Hello everybody.
00:00:41Hello and welcome to my cozy comfy New Year's stream.
00:00:47Um, hi.
00:00:49Hi.
00:00:52The chat is so delayed, I freaking hate it.
00:00:55Hello.
00:00:59I have some alcohol with me today because it is a special occasion.
00:01:052020 is over.
00:01:06Let's hope next year is better.
00:01:09Doubt.
00:01:09Big fucking doubt.
00:01:11Press x to doubt.
00:01:12I feel like it's only gonna get worse but- because we said that- we said that in 2019.
00:01:18Oh, 2020 should be good.
00:01:19bad.
00:01:19And it's been actual hell, so.
00:01:25Oh, I hate it.
00:01:30Why do I do that?
00:01:32So how is everybody?
00:01:34The volume is low?
00:01:36How is everybody's New Year's?
00:01:41What are you guys doing?
00:01:42What are you guys doing?
00:01:51Ugh.
00:01:52It's a mudslide?
00:01:56I don't know.
00:01:56I thought it would be like chocolatey and good, but it tastes like poison, like all alcohol.
00:02:01All alcohol tastes like fucking poison.
00:02:12Nothing.
00:02:13This year fucking sucked, yeah, true.
00:02:20Getting drunk, yeah.
00:02:21Getting high, alright.
00:02:24Watched Wonder Woman.
00:02:25I reviewed- okay, I'm not gonna- nevermind, I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna give it
00:02:29away.
00:02:31Nevermind.
00:02:33Can't fucking keep secrets to save my life.
00:02:38It is poison.
00:02:39It is poison.
00:02:40Alcohol is literally poison.
00:02:42You are literally poisoning your body to feel a certain way and yet- beer is good?
00:02:50No, I don't like beer.
00:02:50I kind of like Heineken when it's really cold and I'm like at the beach or something.
00:02:55Maybe I'll take a few sips but- energy drinks.
00:03:01I drink energy drinks a lot.
00:03:04When I was in high school there was like a rumor that energy drinks were made with like
00:03:09bull semen?
00:03:10That's not true, right guys?
00:03:13Cause I remember like when Red Bull was really popular, everybody was always like, oh yeah,
00:03:17taurine is like bull semen.
00:03:20And I was like, what?
00:03:22And I never bothered to like actually look that up.
00:03:25I know it's not true but like, I just kept drinking it anyway.
00:03:28Wait, what the fuck?
00:03:37It's true?
00:03:38No, it's not.
00:03:39You remember that?
00:03:40Yeah, it was like a- it's not true.
00:03:44What the fuck, why are people saying it's true?
00:03:47Stop.
00:03:49Stop, it's not true.
00:03:51I'm googling this.
00:03:53You're all fucking lying to me.
00:03:54I'm being gaslit.
00:03:59Ow, fuck.
00:04:01Hold on.
00:04:02Is Red Bull made with bull semen or is my chat lying to me?
00:04:12Taurine was originally isolated from bull semen.
00:04:16It's now produced synthetically.
00:04:17Okay, so half true.
00:04:19We got that Snopes half true going on.
00:04:26It's synthetic.
00:04:27So we're drinking synthetic bullcum, okay?
00:04:30Synthetic.
00:04:31It's fine.
00:04:40Shuri gonna stream with Vash?
00:04:41He said he wanted me on but then never answered when I asked when, so I don't fucking know.
00:04:48I would love to react- I would love to react to this episode of Snortlings Hollow where she
00:04:55talks about socialism with Vash because I feel like he knows just a lot more than I do about that,
00:05:00but that would be really fun.
00:05:02But we're gonna look at this- a few of these alone together, just me and you guys,
00:05:10because I don't know if you were here many moons ago,
00:05:14but we reacted to this channel called Snortlings Hollow,
00:05:19if you are unaware.
00:05:20And it is a conservatives children show.
00:05:24It is a children's show for conservatives that is supposed to teach conservative values.
00:05:30And if you want to watch the episode where I first discovered this, it's very amusing,
00:05:37just go back a few videos on this channel.
00:05:40I think it's called our first adventure into Snortlings Hollow.
00:05:42It's worth it, I promise you, the fever dream. It is just worth it experiencing it with me.
00:05:48Go watch it.
00:05:49But basically what we found out was this creator, Mimsy Moon,
00:05:56is a lady who goes above and beyond.
00:06:00She makes puppets, she makes dolls, she has an elaborate fantasy world full of lore.
00:06:07She writes books, all to teach children about conservative values.
00:06:16And um...
00:06:17Yeah, I don't know, we're just gonna dive into it for those who didn't see the first one.
00:06:24It's good shit.
00:06:25But anyway, she watched my stream where I watched her videos.
00:06:33And she responded to me.
00:06:37So we are going to watch her response now.
00:06:42Alright?
00:06:42We're gonna do this together.
00:06:44Let me find my headphones first.
00:06:46Um, hold on one second.
00:06:59Where?
00:07:01Where?
00:07:08Okay.
00:07:24Hey, guys.
00:07:29Have you seen
00:07:30Jake from Bible Reloaded?
00:07:31yes i see him reacting to snortlings hollow sometimes i only saw one episode of it but i
00:07:35know he's like on her case constantly which is like hilarious um okay
00:07:45why does it say she only has 727 subs i don't know guys go subscribe to snortlings hollow
00:07:51what are you doing fucking go it's good god if you're tired of all the ben shapiro's and
00:07:59crowders and the conservative scene i'm telling you this is the best thing to come out of there
00:08:07that's not being ironic this is this is the only conservative channel that i like
00:08:18um
00:08:26hi june your content and twitter posts have helped me push through a lot of 2020
00:08:31really i feel like i'm constantly so depressing and doomering on twitter especially and on youtube
00:08:40but it helped you that's good to hear i'm glad
00:08:44you guys helped me through 2022 you're all so funny and entertaining
00:08:51um mike is muted no it's not i see that it's working you can't trick me you can't
00:08:57fucking trick me because now i know how to use technology and i know that you're tricking me
00:09:07okay refresh the page
00:09:17741
00:09:20not many of you are southern
00:09:22all right for fucking new year's we're gonna get we're gonna get mimsy moon to a thousand
00:09:27subscribers for new year's okay we're gonna get snorley hot a thousand
00:09:34that is my goal all right it's quiet though why the are all of you lying all of you were
00:09:41lying
00:09:48does her finger seem extra long i have very long
00:09:55hands i have piano fingers okay for those of you who don't fucking know
00:10:01hello have you ever noticed how huge and long my hands are once you see it you can't unsee it
00:10:08watch
00:10:08all my videos now you're not gonna be able to unsee
00:10:27why the are you guys saying that it's low are you with me is this good
00:10:52people have been telling me that i have marfin syndrome
00:10:56honestly i might because i'm like super double jointed and i have really long phalanges or
00:11:03whatever so am i gonna die if i don't get like diagnosed or something i don't know
00:11:09okay
00:11:14all right i think we're ready to jump in are we guys are we ready i think we're all set
00:11:24mf doom died i don't think i've ever heard a song from them i know who they are though
00:11:32um but that's really sad
00:11:36r.i.p and sorry for all the fans of them
00:11:42829 subs wait
00:11:48holy shit oh my god we're gonna do it we're absolutely gonna get this woman to a thousand subscribers
00:11:54fucking shit
00:11:58her content and her ideology no not her content sorry her ideology is shit her opinions are
00:12:03shit but her content ace we need to make her the most popular conservative channel on youtube
00:12:12this needs to take over everybody this needs to be the face of the conservative movement
00:12:19adventures in snorling's hollow i will not rest until that is reality okay
00:12:27um mf doom did a collaboration with girls that's probably how i know their name which song though
00:12:36i don't know
00:12:40shoot why aren't you subscribed i'm on the brainlit channel i'm not subscribed to her on my brainlit
00:12:44channel i think i think i'm only subscribed to like
00:12:50kyle kalinsky and the hill on my brainlit channel i think
00:12:54oh and vosh oh there's my subscriptions on the side
00:12:58vosh legal eagle
00:13:01yeah just random people sometimes i forget like where i am which channel i'm on so i'll randomly subscribe to
00:13:06somebody um okay where is okay okay i respond to shoe on head's reaction video here it is
00:13:18hey it's all right hey it's me tell me how the volume is
00:13:22whimsy moon and me piper and this isn't going to be one of my regular shows you see someone did
00:13:31a
00:13:31reaction video on my show adventures in snorling's hollow and i just wanted the chance to reply
00:13:37it was like two hours long i'll leave a link in the description below in case you haven't seen it
00:13:44oh and who did it well i think some of y'all might have heard of her she goes by
00:13:51shoe on head so i
00:13:54watched it and i thought it was pretty cool and i thought i'd make my own video in response
00:14:00so i got like 150 new subscribers and a lot of people have left comments and even though most of
00:14:08them are from people on the left they were so hold on so the volume is good
00:14:20loud louder than you too loud all right i lowered it a bit
00:14:30okay stop fucking spamming you're getting banned where are the mods mods where are you
00:14:38jona mastro i see your fucking thing you can stop spamming i see it stop stop before you get banned
00:14:44stop
00:14:46i won't ban you if you stop
00:14:53i know chat's delayed so
00:15:00okay
00:15:04all right
00:15:07a lot of people have left comments and even though most of them are from people on the left
00:15:13they were surprisingly supportive not at all like my usual nasty hate mail
00:15:20you hear that guys you hear that that is the shoe on head community
00:15:25although some of you on the left you were surprisingly supportive yeah mimsies because we love you because
00:15:29because we're fans we're huge fans this is the snortlings hollow fan club i love her message here by the
00:15:36way
00:15:37hey shoe simps help me get the word out to her about this video and you did i saw the
00:15:43video i saw this
00:15:44a long time ago but i was like okay i'm gonna respond on stream i guess one day and that
00:15:50day has come
00:15:50that day has come and so have i are from people on the left they were surprisingly supportive not
00:15:59at all like my usual nasty hate mail and i even think that shoe really liked me
00:16:07oh minzie please just stop you're embarrassing yourself what are you talking about piper
00:16:15mimsy those people are just trolling you shoe doesn't really like you you think they're laughing
00:16:24with you but they're laughing at you i mean look at you you poor gullible fool is that true shoe
00:16:37no it's not don't listen to that fucking bitch don't listen to that bitch mimsy okay piper's a
00:16:44bitch we love you she's lying to you don't listen to her lies don't believe her lies right chat right
00:16:54chat
00:16:56we're not trolling piper's a fuck it's stupid lib shut the fuck up liberal holy shit
00:17:06literally shut the fuck up liberal
00:17:13it's not exactly it's not true it's not true don't listen to her
00:17:20she figured you out
00:17:27it's not true
00:17:28guys we don't defeat the right
00:17:31with by fighting we defeat them with love what is that fucking shit from star wars
00:17:39i'm rose i'm stopping you guys you're about to kill yourself flying into all the conservatives and i
00:17:45stop you and i'm like no guys we defeat them with love that's what i'm doing right now
00:17:51piper lib okay let's keep going
00:17:53are y'all just laughing at me is that why i haven't heard back from you
00:17:59do you think you're too good to answer my email
00:18:02whoa
00:18:04hey whoa hold on a minute
00:18:07i did not see any email from you first of all
00:18:10so i'm sorry second of all i am responding right now and i
00:18:16oh my god i'm so offended mimsy we love you didn't you say you were gonna buy my merch
00:18:24check my store every day and nothing oh no i was gonna buy her merch i totally forgot i was
00:18:31gonna buy
00:18:31the lgbt what was it again what was the lgbt shirt it was like liberty
00:18:40guns beer trump i was gonna buy that shirt from her merch store i totally forgot i need to do
00:18:45it
00:18:45sorry thanks for opening my eyes piper
00:18:50so don't you think you can just laugh at me you said you're looking for a nemesis well you got
00:18:57one
00:18:58i'm challenging you to a rap battle that's right
00:19:03call me eminem that stands for mimsy moon bitches
00:19:08what the fuck she challenged me to a rap battle
00:19:14also just saying bitches on what's supposed to be a kids show anyway
00:19:19i'm being challenged to a rap battle right now
00:19:23oh my god do i actually take her challenge should i do a rap response to her
00:19:31oh my gosh i should maybe
00:19:38what the fuck
00:19:43death wish you got a death wish girl okay
00:19:51oh man all right
00:19:55all right that's my specialty okay let's do it
00:20:04mad lib 2 let's go
00:20:16i'm happy to entertain nope i'm not afraid to put myself out there to be different i'm not afraid to
00:20:24stand up for what i believe in and be colorful doing it i'm having fun and i know i'm gonna
00:20:31make some
00:20:31enemies on the way but i'm sure i'll make some friends too
00:20:36so let's watch a few of my favorite moments from why is she so wholesome
00:20:43it's like really hard to like beef with this woman when she's just like i'm putting myself
00:20:49out there and i'm colorful and i don't care it's like she's way more secure and confident than i
00:20:56could ever dream of being it's very hard to hate her
00:21:00from shu's show oh okay i just wanted to play a few of my favorite clips from her video
00:21:09oh no is this gonna be like a response and a response and a response and a response i hate
00:21:13videos like this they're so confusing so she basically reacts to my video i guess we're
00:21:19gonna watch her react to i don't want to watch this whole thing hold on we'll skip around
00:21:26kind of the ones where she says nice stuff about me
00:21:30oh she just wants to see when i'm doing something that nobody else is doing the audio and i'd say
00:21:34it's about time
00:21:38she was she reacts to like the whole thing
00:21:40shit wait i want to see the parts where she actually talks though
00:21:48i'm explaining my points
00:21:52taking it back oh no oh that's when oh okay so mimsy came out as bi
00:21:59in one of her videos but then in a video towards the end
00:22:03mimsy said some weird shit where she was like i don't think schools should be
00:22:08teaching children about bisexuality and stuff which was like really weird because like she's
00:22:13by herself and like you could totally teach children what tolerance is like oh some people
00:22:19some people like this some people like that um some of your friends parents some some might
00:22:26live with a dad and a dad and some might live with a mom and a mom
00:22:30shit like that so i thought mimsy was against that so maybe she clarifies oh bye queen i felt it
00:22:40hey i
00:22:40still be your queen then Abigail tells me the clap now maybe i could have done a little bit better
00:22:48job explaining my point so i want to take this opportunity to clear things up
00:22:55so yes on sex ed in schools they should teach biology and where babies come from and also about
00:23:04contraception which i do believe in and stds they should also teach that abstinence waiting until
00:23:14marriage or at least until you're an adult in a stable relationship are practical and viable options
00:23:22they should also teach that lgbt people exist and that they are just like everyone else and deserve
00:23:29the same respect and rights as anyone else and if you think that you may be gay there's nothing wrong
00:23:36with you and that people shouldn't be judged for their immutable characteristics i mean okay we agree
00:23:43okay i myself am the b in the lgbt and bye queen we all know but there's many conservatives christians
00:23:55and muslims who believe that there is a liberal promiscuous experimental gender is a spectrum
00:24:03trisexual agenda being pushed on their kids and i think if this is the case that it's not that the
00:24:10subjective morality stuff should be left up to the parents not government officials and bureaucrats
00:24:19what
00:24:23so that some religious people are scared there's an agenda that's like corrupting children which they
00:24:28have thought for years and years and years and years since the dawn of time
00:24:32that means that we shouldn't teach- what is she saying? the subjective morality
00:24:39what?
00:24:42experimental, gender is a spectrum, trisexual agenda being pushed on their kids
00:24:48and i think if this is the case that the subjective morality stuff should be left up to the parents
00:24:55not government officials and bureaucrats
00:24:58what does that mean the subjective morality? if gay is okay? you shouldn't say that?
00:25:05i'm really i'm sorry i don't know
00:25:06now i get a lot of negative comments from people saying that i'm brainwashing kids
00:25:13but offering my point of view on a huge platform that also offers many-
00:25:18the trisexual agenda
00:25:21how many of us- who among us is trisexual?
00:25:29i am a proud trisexual
00:25:31look how ugly the fucking chat is! i can't control this! it's so ugly! it's so ugly!
00:25:38look at that font! look at the yellow with black! i don't know how to fix this! it's so fucking
00:25:42ugly!
00:25:42i don't know how vosh, xanderhal, all these people have like this cool fucking chat over there that's
00:25:48like on time! my chat! like 10 minutes behind! ugly as fuck!
00:25:55i don't know what's going on! i'm so sorry! one day i will fix this! this is- i'm very
00:26:00very sorry!
00:26:01but anyway! i'm glad we're all trisexual! quadsexual! okay! well we don't have to one-up everyone in chat!
00:26:07is that a guy?
00:26:16pansexual? all right!
00:26:19imagine being attracted to kitchenware! can't relate!
00:26:24asexual?
00:26:26imagine being attracted to the alphabet! weird! weird!
00:26:35okay! ready?
00:26:39other points of view is not the same as forcing a captive audience to watch and
00:26:44maybe even requiring them to do some worksheets on all the ways that they agree and identify with
00:26:50what i'm saying or something like that! i mean not unless you're also going to do the same thing with
00:26:56another similar type of video with the opposing point of view! like i don't know what that would be!
00:27:02in my case! like maybe something like a cross between queer kid stuff and contra points! but how about-
00:27:10that is what she is!
00:27:17this is the conservative queer kid stuff mixed with contra points in 30 years! that's this channel! just a fever
00:27:28dream!
00:27:28how about just no! how about instead kids learn a little bit more about practical life stuff like
00:27:36saving and investing and insurance and how to have a successful relationship and be a good parent!
00:27:44now if you are homeschooling and you review my content and decide that it fits in with your family's values!
00:27:51well that's fine then!
00:27:52i'm going too far into the weeds here!
00:27:55i just wanted to clear the air and let you know that i don't care if you're black or white
00:28:01or gay or straight or a weebling snoggling or squinkling i only care about the content of your character
00:28:09just like i say in many of my shows so if you haven't seen them yet go check them out!
00:28:20i'm dying of boredom!
00:28:23same!
00:28:25are you done talking?
00:28:27do you have something to say?
00:28:29yeah! you know how people are saying that Shu should do a collaboration with you?
00:28:34hey Shu!
00:28:36if you're watching!
00:28:38let's ditch Mimsy!
00:28:40we can collaborate on something together!
00:28:43sounds like fun!
00:28:44you-
00:28:46yeah okay liberal!
00:28:48live in new york right?
00:28:49you need a roommate?
00:28:51or you did say you'd like to live in my house!
00:28:55you want to move in with me?
00:29:00oh my god i can't!
00:29:02this is freaking me out!
00:29:04oh god i feel like i'm high!
00:29:06i mean...
00:29:07you're cute!
00:29:09i'm cute!
00:29:11yo!
00:29:11i'd be open to a little experimenting!
00:29:14what the fu-
00:29:15that's enough!
00:29:19i'm being hit on by a puppet!
00:29:22the puppet is hitting on me!
00:29:25i need an adult!
00:29:33yo!
00:29:33the puppet knows where i live!
00:29:35and it's hitting on me!
00:29:43oh!
00:29:44okay!
00:29:45oh my god!
00:29:45i didn't know that it was gonna take a turn like this!
00:29:47hold on!
00:29:48i need more alcohol!
00:29:52what the fu-
00:29:53fuck yo!
00:29:56piper chill!
00:30:00oh my god!
00:30:07is this the trisexuality?
00:30:09is it human?
00:30:10is it male-female?
00:30:14would she ca-
00:30:15would mimsy-
00:30:16would piper count as a non-binary?
00:30:19a puppet?
00:30:21hmm.
00:30:22much to think about.
00:30:25not saying i'm not up for it.
00:30:28just saying!
00:30:34oh my god!
00:30:35what the fu-
00:30:36chat is going crazy!
00:30:38yeah seriously!
00:30:39where is my horny spray?
00:30:40hold on!
00:30:41where the fu-
00:30:51how did i lose it?
00:31:18there's no surprise!
00:31:19i'm not even okay!
00:31:21how is it being there?
00:31:21i'm not even angry!
00:31:21it's okay!
00:31:22i'm not even angry!
00:31:22Okay, so where's my little captain?
00:31:28There you are, Captain Winky.
00:31:32Say hello.
00:31:34Oh my god.
00:31:36So, Shoe, or June, if you are watching, I thought I'd let you know about a possible
00:31:42new visitor to Snortlings Hollow.
00:31:44She's a pretty, snarky little weebling sheeling with brown hair and a lot of eyeliner.
00:31:50And her name is April May, but she goes by hat on foot, and I bet she has something
00:31:56to say to Mayor Stump.
00:31:58Let me know what you think.
00:31:59No!
00:32:00I was familiar with who you are.
00:32:02As soon as I saw you on your brainlit channel, I said, hey, I know who that is, but I
00:32:08wanted
00:32:08to learn more about-
00:32:09Shit.
00:32:10She made a little goblin of me.
00:32:13That's what she's saying.
00:32:13She made a little goblin shoe on head.
00:32:17And in an episode, she's gonna use the little goblin shoe on head.
00:32:21So we're gonna wait for that.
00:32:23She added me to the lore!
00:32:26She added me to the universe!
00:32:29Holy shit.
00:32:30That's it!
00:32:31I forgot about your opinions.
00:32:34So I watched that show you did with Karlyn Borsenko, and I gotta say, I agreed with just
00:32:40about everything that Karlyn said.
00:32:43Hit me up.
00:32:45Bye, friends.
00:32:47Nothing I said.
00:32:48Bye.
00:32:48Bye.
00:32:48Bye.
00:32:50That was amazing.
00:32:52Yo, what a bitch at the end.
00:32:54I saw your debate with Karlyn Borsenko, and I gotta say, I agree with about everything that
00:33:02Karlyn said.
00:33:03That was good.
00:33:05Oh, my God.
00:33:06What the hell.
00:33:07What a fever dream, dude.
00:33:09Love this woman.
00:33:10all right so we're gonna look at an actual video from hers that isn't a
00:33:17response to me because she's made a few new videos oh my god she is almost at a
00:33:22thousand guys we're literally gonna get this woman doing what the fuck all right
00:33:34let's see
00:33:42oh she's made a few videos my walk away story oh hashtag walk away why she's not a democrat
00:33:53anymore it probably has to do with um what we've already heard from her like how she used to be
00:34:01addicted to drugs and stuff so kind of know her lore already um what makes you so special
00:34:09learn conservative values what is this oh i think we've seen this actually what's one
00:34:15we didn't see practice compassion what is this one
00:34:24but i'm keeping my eye on you well piper i think you've given an unfortunately accurate definition
00:34:32from many liberals point of view but the problem is that it's wrong
00:34:36what is this how do you define a conservative oh there oh okay those without a voice we stand up
00:34:46against racism
00:34:50what is this i guess we're gonna watch this you want to watch this one
00:35:02she's at a thousand oh my fucking god we did it
00:35:08happy new year mimsy we did it yes
00:35:12yes
00:35:14oh one second
00:35:25you need that all right thank you
00:35:34all right
00:35:40all right we're gonna watch this one
00:35:46ready
00:35:57it's a beautiful day and snortlings hollow you could learn a little something would you like to
00:36:05follow they're pulling you left but you might want to go right let's take a little trip and
00:36:11it could shed some light if you don't agree with my point of view you don't have to make a
00:36:19big
00:36:20seduce just watch another video who's stopping you we're not trying to tell you what to do
00:36:28this episode is brought to you by adventures and snortlings hollow the book series available on
00:36:33amazon link in the description i see everybody in chat who wasn't here for the first time we
00:36:38watched this yes that is her theme song that is uh this woman's theme song description below
00:36:45and since this episode is coming out around halloween we thought we'd get into the spirit
00:36:51and wear our costumes yeah it's not like we're gonna be able to go to any parties or anything
00:36:57you know because of the ronas but she's still decorated and that's pretty cool
00:37:03not that they'll be any trick-or-treaters so what are you dressed up as this year i'm a super
00:37:12sparkle rainbow fairy princess unicorn okay then well let's get on with the show welcome to
00:37:21adventures and snorlings hollow where we teach you lessons and values from a conservative point of view
00:37:25edible eat shit what about my liberal point of view it feels like you're biased well that's because
00:37:32i am biased aha you admit it sure i do being biased means that you favor one side over the
00:37:41other it's no
00:37:41secret i favor the conservative point of view but my voice isn't being heard well in my opinion the
00:37:49liberal side is already overrepresented in entertainment media and in schools true i believe your side is
00:37:57already being heard maybe a little bit too loudly that's the whole reason i created the show to do
00:38:03my part to get the conservative message out especially to young people america's future leaders
00:38:09okay i guess i get it but you talk about conservatives and liberals and i haven't really heard a definition
00:38:16i mean i know what those words mean but maybe our friends aren't so sure well it's a perfect idea
00:38:23for a theme actually
00:38:24so why don't you get things started by telling me your definitions what does it mean to be a liberal
00:38:32piper
00:38:33well liberal means that you're nice and that you care about people on our planet liberals fight for
00:38:39social justice for minorities victims and those without a voice we stand up against racism bigotry islamophobia
00:38:49homophobia homophobia misogyny um climate deniers um i feel like i'm forgetting one and what do you do
00:38:57if you sniff out some racism or homophobia we shame them silence them and cancel them hate speech cannot be
00:39:05allowed okay and how do you define a conservative oh they're the mean ones they are the racist bigots
00:39:13islamophobes homophobes misogynists that we fight against they only care about rich white people
00:39:20kicking all the brown people out of the country and money what about me i'm a conservative and i don't
00:39:27think any of those things describe me i have to admit sometimes you confuse me but i'm keeping my eye
00:39:35on
00:39:35you well piper i think you've given an unfortunately accurate definition from many a liberal's point of
00:39:42view but the problem is that it's wrong yeah uh huh okay then what do you think are the difference
00:39:49between liberals and conservatives all right here we go well conservatives want lower taxes more
00:39:55personal responsibility and less government intervention so the poor right all right liberals
00:40:02want higher taxes more social programs and more government control conservatives are for the right to
00:40:08bear arms free speech and are generally pro oh all right liberals on the other hand are for silencing
00:40:16voices they don't agree with gun control and believe in the women's right to choose conservatives believe
00:40:23more in a traditional family putting america first which is akin to nationalism and are very patriotic and
00:40:30proud to be americans yeah left-wing people aren't that anyway all right liberals believe families are
00:40:43whatever you want them to be america is equal to or even lesser than another country which is akin to
00:40:49globalism and they usually think america is evil and shameful isn't that pretty much just what i said hey piper
00:40:59what it was great how you were here to help me start the show today
00:41:05i do what i can for the fans they love them some piper no we don't okay then piper how
00:41:12about you join me
00:41:13snortlings hollow today piper you are the worst learn some piper avatar too of this show yeah sure
00:41:19i could do that let's go to the lamp all right guys so those of you who weren't here last
00:41:26time
00:41:27we're about to go into snortlings hollow which is the made-up make-believe land a different dimension
00:41:34uh where we transform into little puppet ghouls uh where there is a mayor's stump
00:41:43weeblings and uh wobblings and all these different creatures and it's kind of like a parallel universe
00:41:51so my chat and my community is wondering if it's like a parallel universe to our earth
00:41:58was there weebling hitler
00:42:04was there a snortling genocide the world needs to know
00:42:15we now interrupt your regularly scheduled program with this important public service announcement
00:42:21conservatives have often been called the silent majority and it's about time we stop being so
00:42:27silent this is scary try to call us a racist fascist homophobe but we know that's not who we are
00:42:34so
00:42:35who cares what they say it's time to speak up and tell the world who we are and how we
00:42:40feel and what
00:42:41better way to do that than to wear an awesome shirt with a conservative message from the snortlings hollow
00:42:47merch shop merch plug check out just a few of these great original designs that you can't find
00:42:54mimsy i don't know how much you know about the conservative movement but if they saw like this
00:43:01check out just a few if they saw like this right because you know i follow like some
00:43:07hardcore conservatives on twitter if they saw like this they would just ask you
00:43:11what are you conserving and they would just give you so much i don't know why
00:43:16she thinks she fits in with the conservative movement to me she's more of a libertarian
00:43:23but i'm not here to gatekeep or tell somebody what they are what their labels are because people do
00:43:29that to me all the time but still girl i don't know i don't know about this
00:43:41is that a song
00:43:46i'll put it in my show now back to your regularly scheduled program
00:43:54i'm big booty judy come join me in a magical realm beyond the limits of your imagination
00:44:03join me as we sprinkle unicorn fart dust all over piper just look into the lamp and relax your mind
00:44:12let your thoughts wander to the enchanted land of snortlings hollow
00:44:20here we go guys okay we're there right in front of the beaver clan gazette hey luna i said hey
00:44:29georgie
00:44:29i said nice to see you two what's going on in your little part of the dimension well says luna
00:44:37the
00:44:37leader of the beaver clan and the leader of the raccoon clan are having a debate in the park today
00:44:44yeah says georgie i'm sure you and your friend would like to wait wait hey luna i said hey georgie
00:44:51i said nice to see you two what's going on in your little part of the dimension
00:44:57well says luna the leader of the beaver clan and the leader of the raccoon clan big booty
00:45:03having a debate in the park today yeah says georgie i'm sure you and your friend would like to come
00:45:10It should be interesting and it's a beautiful day in Snorlings Hollow.
00:45:16I wouldn't miss it, I said.
00:45:18To the park.
00:45:22Alright.
00:45:24Wow, it is a beautiful day, I said.
00:45:27It looks like most of the town is here to listen to the debate.
00:45:31Oh, it looks like the speakers are ready to start, said Georgie.
00:45:35This should be interesting.
00:45:38Welcome, citizens of Snorlings Hollow.
00:45:40My name is Lizzie Warflin and I represent the Raccoon Clan.
00:45:44I'm here to let you know that the Raccoon Clan is the best clan in Snorlings Hollow.
00:45:50Someone in chat just said Vosh exists in the Snortlings universe.
00:45:59Why is that so funny?
00:46:01Yo, everything in our universe exists in this universe.
00:46:04Just try to comprehend that.
00:46:06But we're all in this form.
00:46:09That's nuts.
00:46:12That's debatable, said the other speaker.
00:46:16Well, we are in a debate, said Lizzie.
00:46:19One that I will easily win.
00:46:21Oh my god, is that supposed to be Elizabeth Warren?
00:46:23It's me, your mayor.
00:46:25The other person that Stump is debating is Elizabeth Warren.
00:46:29I'm very curious to see what Mimsy thinks Elizabeth Warren believes.
00:46:34I'm a member of the Beaver Clan, but I'm here to represent all of the citizens of Snorlings Hollow, the
00:46:41greatest land in all the realm.
00:46:45I'll start if you don't mind.
00:46:479-11.
00:46:48Yeah, there was a 9-11 in this universe.
00:46:50And said Lizzie, I'm sure everyone wants to hear about how my ideas will fix all the problems of Snorlings
00:46:57Hollow.
00:46:58What problems exactly?
00:47:00What problems exactly?
00:47:01Says Stump.
00:47:02Well, the problem of inequality.
00:47:04For starters, she says, how is it fair that rich people and poor people should exist at the same time?
00:47:12My plan takes some of the money from the rich and gives it to the poor so everyone will be
00:47:17more equal.
00:47:20You're based, but that's not what Elizabeth Warren...
00:47:22Now, doesn't that sound nice?
00:47:25Sounds like stealing to me, says Stump.
00:47:28Oh my god.
00:47:29Listen, every being is an individual.
00:47:32It's literally just taxes.
00:47:33It's background, have different priorities, make different choices, and put in different effort.
00:47:38So why should everyone's outcomes be the same?
00:47:42My plan is to-
00:47:43Nobody is saying that.
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:47This is like the hang up these people have.
00:47:50I don't- like, I'm sure there are some people who say we should all have equal outcomes.
00:47:54What I'm saying, what I'm fucking saying, what Elizabeth Warren I guess is saying,
00:47:59the real one, not this straw man, is just saying like,
00:48:02like, okay, we're not gonna get everybody to equal outcomes, that's like impossible, but we can get them all starting
00:48:09out at relatively the same place.
00:48:13We can get them to get- to have equal opportunity.
00:48:16Because not everybody has equal opportunity yet.
00:48:19Not everyone is even at the stage of equal opportunity.
00:48:22That is what we're doing, I don't fucking know how to get people to equal outcome.
00:48:27But you can easily get everybody to at least try to have the same opportunities, so.
00:48:36To let everyone keep more of their own money so they can grow their businesses and hire more employees.
00:48:43Beings need jobs, not handouts.
00:48:47Oh my god.
00:48:47Funny how your plan favors wealthy weevelings such as yourself, says Lizzie.
00:48:52True.
00:48:53Any type of being can succeed with a good attitude and hard work, says Stumpf.
00:48:58Oh my god.
00:48:59It makes no difference to me what color a snorling is.
00:49:03What's your next idea?
00:49:04That was irrelevant.
00:49:05My next idea is really a simple one.
00:49:08What did the- where did that come from? He's like,
00:49:10Like, it makes no difference to me what color a snorling is like.
00:49:15What did that- that came out of nowhere.
00:49:17It wasn't even about race or anything.
00:49:20There's been an increase in wand violence in Snorlings Hollow,
00:49:23so I would simply make a law that everyone must turn in their wands so no one else would be
00:49:28hurt.
00:49:29Oh my god.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:31This is literally just gonna be the same shit she says, like, every single episode.
00:49:37Well, that Mayor Stumpf sure is a jerk.
00:49:40Well, I know he's not everyone's cup of snortberry tea.
00:49:44Oh fuck.
00:49:44But I agree with his ideas a lot more than I agree with Lizzie's.
00:49:48Not me.
00:49:49I'm sure those wealthy weevelings can afford to part with some of their money.
00:49:54Well, I'm sure they can, but that's not really the point.
00:49:57The point is that it's not the government's business what they do with their money.
00:50:02What?
00:50:04We already pay for the stupidest shit with our taxes.
00:50:08Most rich people give lots of money to charity and pay lots of taxes
00:50:12and create jobs that improve lives and keep the economy going.
00:50:15And they likely made their money by creating something of value that people wanted,
00:50:20not by stealing it from the poor.
00:50:22There's plenty of money to go around.
00:50:24Just because somebody needs more money
00:50:26doesn't mean that they should be able to take it from someone else.
00:50:29But can't you see that rich people have more opportunity for success than four people?
00:50:36Yes.
00:50:36How is that fair?
00:50:38Well, I don't deny that there is such a thing as rich privilege,
00:50:42but whoever said life was supposed to be fair.
00:50:45Oh, fuck.
00:50:46Maybe if people started taking responsibility and began making better choices and working harder,
00:50:52they or their kids would enjoy some of the privileges that money brings.
00:50:57All right, we're moving on to another video before I have a heart attack.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:10Oh my god, she has a new puppet.
00:51:12Wait, what is this?
00:51:13What is this?
00:51:14There's a green puppet.
00:51:16Hold on, guys.
00:51:17Do you want to watch the video with her?
00:51:19Why is there a green puppet?
00:51:20Do you see that?
00:51:31I don't know how, okay.
00:51:34It's so funny.
00:51:35It's so funny.
00:51:35For so many years, so many fucking years, right?
00:51:38I reacted to like, you know, SJW cringe or whatever.
00:51:41And it just like was really cringey and like made me like throw up or whatever.
00:51:46But hearing conservatives' economic opinions
00:51:52actually makes me mad as opposed to like the stupid SJW shit where they're like,
00:51:57it's offensive to say guys.
00:51:59And I'm just like, okay, shut the fuck up.
00:52:01Like, what are you talking about?
00:52:03This though, the economic shit literally makes me want to throw myself in front of the street.
00:52:11Oh my god.
00:52:13All right.
00:52:15That's the socialist puppet?
00:52:17Oh my god, is it?
00:52:18Wait.
00:52:19I don't know.
00:52:22This is like OAN on acid.
00:52:25New chat color.
00:52:26Yeah, the chat just randomly changes.
00:52:28I don't know why.
00:52:29All right.
00:52:30The green puppet is a villain.
00:52:33Shu's gonna be attracted to it.
00:52:34Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up.
00:52:37Oh no.
00:52:38Wait, okay, okay.
00:52:39I'm ready.
00:52:40I'm ready.
00:52:42I'm ready, I'm ready.
00:52:44I'm ready.
00:52:46I'm ready.
00:52:46Shu wake up.
00:52:47Sanders, Darali's about to start.
00:52:49Yeah, funny.
00:52:50This is a kids channel.
00:52:52She says it isn't, but I think that's just to avoid...
00:52:56You know, that critique people will throw at her.
00:53:05Like, oh, you shouldn't be talking to kids about politics, but this obviously is a kids channel.
00:53:10It is aimed at children.
00:53:13Very obviously.
00:53:14She has children's books that are aimed at children.
00:53:17They will talk about read this to your kid, family.
00:53:20This is a show for families.
00:53:21Like, stuff like that.
00:53:22So obviously it's for kids.
00:53:24We don't have to bullshit, Mimsy.
00:53:26It's fine.
00:53:27I'm not gonna give you...
00:53:28I'm not gonna make you feel bad about it.
00:53:30It's obviously for kids.
00:53:32So she was about to simp for the green puppet.
00:53:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see.
00:53:35Okay?
00:53:37We'll fucking see.
00:53:39Oh, Piper will be upset though.
00:53:40Let's go.
00:53:54It's a beautiful day in Snortling's Hollow.
00:53:59You can learn a little something what you like to follow.
00:54:02They're pulling you left, but you might want to go right.
00:54:06Let's take a little trip and it could shed some light.
00:54:10If you don't agree with our point...
00:54:16Booba.
00:54:19You don't have to make a big to-do.
00:54:23Just watch another video.
00:54:25Who's stopping you?
00:54:27We're not trying to tell you what to do.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:32Hey y'all!
00:54:33Welcome to another episode of Adventures in Snortling's Hollow, an eccentric and whimsical
00:54:38political and social comedy show from a right-leaning point of view.
00:54:43Piper can't be with us today, so...
00:54:46She's dead!
00:54:47I asked my a-
00:54:47Piper's dead!
00:54:49Crabs in chat!
00:54:51Piper's gone.
00:54:52Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do.
00:54:56Piper's fucking gone.
00:54:59RIP Lib.
00:55:00...across the street, neighbor to come over and fill in!
00:55:05Is he gonna be like,
00:55:06And here he is now!
00:55:08I'm so curious!
00:55:11okay friends i would like to introduce you to milo milo hey what's up i'm milo welcome my
00:55:19so where's piper why do you want to know where piper is do you like her oh hell no bro
00:55:29not like
00:55:30that i mean she's cute whatever but too high maintenance for me bro
00:55:38she's shipping these puppets there's lore oh man the puppets puppets in this universe
00:55:47you gotta remember that okay i hear you just asking dude you're not gonna try to set me up with
00:55:56her and be some sort of matchmaker are you she actually here right now no milo didn't ask you
00:56:03here under false pretenses she's at one of her meetings right now i just thought i'd take the
00:56:08opportunity to get it piper's at a meeting
00:56:14why is the lore so rich she's at one of her meetings this establishes the fact that piper regularly goes
00:56:23to meetings a fresh perspective around here a fresh perspective what is he consider yourself
00:56:28more on the right or more on the left guys what is he what is he take guesses
00:56:43maybe he's gonna be like apolitical
00:56:50piper's an addict piper's that fucking alcohol anonymous little
00:56:55shit
00:56:57he's a socialist yeah i feel like milo's gonna be like
00:57:01more radical and cap an and cap antifa centrist oh i didn't even yeah he's probably maybe he'll be a
00:57:09centrist
00:57:14a commie all right we're gonna see we're gonna see oh man not that question again
00:57:21oh he's down the middle bro i have friends on the left and friends on the right
00:57:27he's a centrist everybody who said centrist
00:57:31give yourself a pat on the back i like how his definition for centrist though is i have friends
00:57:36on the left and the right like oh that's how that works okay that's not what a centrist is by
00:57:41the
00:57:41way a centrist i i repeat myself i need like a button like a centrist button centrist is not
00:57:48when you think both sides are dumb centrist is not like i have friends from both sides
00:57:58centrist is not just being non-partisan that's not what centrist is centrist is like
00:58:03an actual like thing and like it's not just both sides dumb i'm firmly on the left and i think
00:58:10both
00:58:10sides are dumb so it doesn't make me a centrist chris raygun
00:58:20the puppet is chris raygun from 2015. yeah the puppet's all of us from like 2015. are you ready
00:58:37it's some black guy yeah
00:58:43i hear some stuff i like from both sides i know you and viper are always arguing so i bet
00:58:49you wouldn't
00:58:49mind having someone who would agree with you but that ain't gonna me be bro at least not all the
00:58:55time
00:58:56oh so you must have watched some of my videos then yeah i think i've seen just about every one
00:59:03oh my gosh really didn't know that you're such a fan well i mean they're cool and everything but i
00:59:12probably wouldn't have watched them if my mom hadn't made me your mom oh wait how old are you
00:59:21i'm 20 same as piper we're in the same graduating class but i live with my mom and she's a
00:59:28real
00:59:30excuse me what's wrong with that
00:59:35excuse me
00:59:37hey i currently live with my mom
00:59:40all right the fuck's wrong with that mimsy this is italian tradition okay
00:59:47don't make fun of my fucking traditions aren't you supposed to be aren't you supposed to be trad
00:59:54i love saying that it's only i'm only living with them temporary because like the pandemic and
01:00:02shit and also i just like don't want to go but that is an italian tradition it is an italian
01:00:07tradition to live with your family until you get married and then you leave so that's my excuse
01:00:12everyone telling calling me a fucking neat i'm just being italian fuck you snortlings all over
01:00:19yeah okay so i guess you all watched my last show that i did where half of it was a
01:00:26reply to
01:00:26actual jake doing a reaction video about me bro i don't want to get in the middle of some political
01:00:33youtube battle i told you i'm independent i'm not here to fight that's between you two
01:00:41dude shoot that's literally you dude the puppet's me i don't want to fight either i have no
01:00:47intention of putting you in the middle of it but if you don't mind i do want to take a
01:00:53couple of
01:00:53minutes to address jake about the last video that i saw about me so if you guys don't know who
01:00:59jake is
01:01:00jake is actual jake uh from hannah and jake and jake has been on mimsy's case for a while too
01:01:09so me
01:01:09and jake are kind of like volleyballing this poor woman but i'm like the good cop jake's like the bad
01:01:15cop she hates jake hates jake i have not seen many of jake's response videos to her but i know
01:01:24that they
01:01:25have like actual beef so i guess we're gonna listen to this beef that he called a minzie response to
01:01:31jake part one say what you gotta say i'm just gonna sit right here okay jake well my first reaction
01:01:41when
01:01:41watching that video was that i was gonna have to make a video in response to yours you shot down
01:01:47every
01:01:47one of my points with your usual condescending manner and you challenged me to defend my honor
01:01:53and i almost bought into it and i could have spent a couple days delving into every one of your
01:01:59counterpoints doing research and trying to make each one of my arguments as airtight as possible
01:02:05but what's the point no matter how carefully i craft my arguments you're still just gonna
01:02:11tear them down again that doesn't mean that you are right and i'm wrong it's just that there's
01:02:17always two sides to every story and you have a certain set of skills that i may not possess
01:02:23because i've got to admit you are good at what you do you've obviously been to college and you know
01:02:29your stuff i on the other hand was a street walker when i should have been a freshman in high
01:02:34school
01:02:35and then became a meth addict for the next 16 years which you're never gonna let me live down even
01:02:43though that was 20 years ago damn now i'm like defensive for mimsy jake what the
01:02:51fuck you do this woman so needless to say no college for me well okay mimsy me too all right
01:02:59i dropped out of college college college is a fucking scam i've only had an interest in politics for like
01:03:07the last four years plus i'm not mean me too you probably think that you're not mean that you're
01:03:14just right and therefore you can and will treat any inferior person however you like and that's
01:03:20your right i guess but you are pity fish someone said pity fishing in the chat yeah it works for
01:03:27me shut up
01:03:30it works you dedicated much of your life to owning and destroying the rule you don't agree with you
01:03:38have no tolerance for dissent i'm just not like that i'm not trying to rid the world of leftists
01:03:44i only want to speak my own mind and allow others to speak theirs so instead of making this video
01:03:50about
01:03:50defending myself i've decided to make it about why i don't like socialism okay you're gonna pick it
01:03:57apart and do everything in your power to make me look like an idiot but guess what at the end
01:04:03of
01:04:03the day i still won't like socialism we'll see about that
01:04:16and neither will millions and millions of other americans and you know what else don't bother talking
01:04:23directly to me in any more of your videos because you're not going to be there you won't be getting
01:04:29any more free rent in my head holy to let any more of my shows oh my god and my
01:04:37reaction to
01:04:37punished mimsy i got my own i want to do and hey jake's audience sometimes he just opposes my political
01:04:46views
01:04:47and that's fine but what drives me the craziest is that he often chops up what i'm saying misinterprets
01:04:55it and then interjects his own dialogue into it in such a way that he makes it look like my
01:04:59thoughts
01:05:00are all disjointed and nonsensical mimsy uh welcome to youtube that is the youtube game that is the
01:05:06response video game i'm sorry his goal is obviously to put me down as much as possible for laughs and
01:05:12ratings at my expense so if you ever want to know what i was really saying and what i actually
01:05:18meant
01:05:19please watch my shows for yourself and i know i've only got 638 subs and most of my videos have
01:05:26less
01:05:27than a thousand views but i know my people are out there and one day they're gonna find me so
01:05:34peace i love how this woman's entire fan base is just gonna be full of us it's just gonna be
01:05:40full of
01:05:41like these doomer left-wing i know some of you aren't left-wing but like a lot of you these
01:05:50like
01:05:52assholes but like ironically unironically enjoying her content
01:06:01yeah she's mad out jake i'm done with you and i put a link in the description below that i
01:06:06believe
01:06:07we can all benefit from sorry about that milo that's the last time you're ever gonna hear me
01:06:12talk about jake i promise it's cool i like what you said i'm no fan of jake either so what's
01:06:21this video
01:06:21gonna be about socialism yeah how about we start off by watching a video that kamala harris put out
01:06:28a couple of days before the election and you can tell me your thoughts and i'll tell you mine okay
01:06:34what
01:06:34we're gonna talk about socialism anyway here's a video from kamala harris all right starting off great
01:06:44um yeah guys if you go to her channel like don't be mean to her you know what like i
01:06:48used to like
01:06:49respond to people and like be like super like mad and shit and now the turnaround is now again my
01:06:59rose
01:06:59tico we're gonna kill them with kindness we're gonna destroy them i mean we're gonna destroy them
01:07:08with kindness um she oh my god she's at oh she's over a thousand subscribers now look what you have
01:07:18done known socialist kamala harris i wonder if she thinks kamala harris is a socialist okay sounds good
01:07:31so there's a big difference between equality oh it's this
01:07:36equality suggests oh everyone should get the same amount the problem with that not everybody's
01:07:42starting out from the same place so if we're all getting the same amount but you started out back
01:07:46there and i started out over here we could get the same up but you still gonna be that far
01:07:50back behind
01:07:53it's about giving people the resources and the support they need so that everyone can be
01:08:00on equal footing on equal footing and then compete on equal footing yes equitable treatment means we all
01:08:06end up at the same place
01:08:20okay so what did you think about that okay well i don't claim to be a socialist when i see
01:08:26that
01:08:27video it sounds right to me i mean can anyone find an objection with that i don't know was that
01:08:35bad
01:08:36was that a bad video
01:08:53yeah too bad kamala doesn't actually believe that yeah what did that
01:09:00that's that was literally the most basic
01:09:06i don't do you guys what do you think of that do you
01:09:13was it bad maybe i didn't pay attention good enough
01:09:17so like so what i saw from that video
01:09:21the person gets lifted up and then the person climbs the mountain by themselves like look
01:09:26they get onto the equal footing then they climb they do the work themselves they climb the
01:09:31mountain the the ground didn't lift up and then take the person with them all the way to the top
01:09:37of
01:09:37the mountain they were down below the ground lifted up and then the person climbed themselves
01:09:43there's no like you don't have to do anything it's just like let's get you to the point where
01:09:48you can actually help yourself you know what i mean and i don't see something wrong with that
01:09:55if like the ground kept lifting up and it was like yeah we're all gonna be on the same like
01:10:02that would be
01:10:02like you know you know communism right right maybe i'm wrong but kamala's dead ass just like oh yeah
01:10:09we're just gonna get everybody like starting off on the same foot so we could all compete she even
01:10:14said the word compete like we can all compete on equal footing or whatever she said like i don't
01:10:19see something i don't see anything wrong with that i don't know maybe i'm wrong
01:10:21hey i don't claim to be a socialist when i see that video it sounds right to me i mean
01:10:29how could you not want equality for all if someone starts off poor and someone else starts
01:10:35off rich how will the poor person never be able to catch up to the rich person when he has
01:10:40that big
01:10:41of a head start if we can give people a helping hand why wouldn't we i mean what kind of
01:10:47jerk
01:10:48doesn't want people to be equal yeah doesn't everyone deserve basic rights like health care
01:10:53food education housing the base base centrists make sure everyone has these basic needs net
01:11:00they'll all start off on the same level so they can grab that rope you make a lot of sense
01:11:07i don't like
01:11:08seeing people suffer and do without either you're good at this keep going okay well capitalism gives too
01:11:16much coward as too few people the owner of this is supposed to be a centrist more than a worker
01:11:22that's not fair this is the centrist we have homeless people sleeping on the street wait a minute so
01:11:28piper's supposed to be the left-wing person and she's just a fucking lib right she has like the
01:11:33pussy hat and she's like donald trump and this is supposed to be the centrist and he's like capitalist
01:11:40this fucking centrist's like the last capitalist that will hang will be the one that sold us the
01:11:47rope what the fuck is going on peace in front of empty apartments and rich people have mansions and
01:11:5515 cars while four people are hungry they're just sitting on piles of cash while others suffer around
01:12:02them why should i feel sorry for them if the government takes it away and helps people with it
01:12:09milo you're a really nice guy and i can totally see your side hey it's not my side i don't
01:12:15know what
01:12:15my side mimsy like unironically so she like knows okay what is or even if i want a side my
01:12:25mom is a
01:12:26conservative and she's a nice lady she doesn't believe in socialism so why don't you explain your
01:12:32side well okay honestly i don't think that everything about capitalism is perfect and it does foster
01:12:41increasingly larger class inequality i think there's real conversations that need to be had about that
01:12:47and what we can do some people suggest regulations but i prefer the idea that we need less regulation and
01:12:54more competition but the type of equality that kamala's talking about in her little cartoon ain't
01:13:00it she literally says that people should all start in the same place and end up in the same place
01:13:07right away that sends up red flags for me i mean like red communist flags oh my god the only
01:13:13kind of
01:13:14equality that the government should be concerning themselves with is equality under the law this is
01:13:20one of our unalienable rights of the government definitely needs to protect but it's not the
01:13:25government's job to make sure that we all start in the same place or get the same amount the fact
01:13:31is
01:13:32that we're all equal under the law and in the eyes of god but we're not all equal in the
01:13:37way that they're
01:13:37talking about we're not all the same everyone is different we are all individuals we have different
01:13:46experiences we come from different places we make different choices we have different levels of
01:13:53intelligence and ambition and especially different priorities your top of the mountain is not my top
01:14:01of the mountain and your path is not my path where is the starting point ending point that we all
01:14:08need
01:14:08to be at who decides where this is the government is kamala going to be out there on the path
01:14:14pulling some people up while kicking other people back down yes and does she really want people to
01:14:21reach the top and be equal to her no she does like in an equal position of power and authority
01:14:26hell no
01:14:28she wants to build a tower on top of that mountain where the ruling elite uh reside and they all
01:14:34look
01:14:34down and they orchestrate our lives with their system of pulleys and booby traps that's already
01:14:40happening mimsy that's what we want that's what we want to stop mimsy join us we will defeat the elite
01:14:47together think about it me you milo your snortlings not piper piper stays home piper goes to her meetings
01:15:00but together think about it we could be unstoppable
01:15:09now we all know how this is going to end because it's been tried over and over again
01:15:15the government can't force people to be successful
01:15:18the only thing they can do is the same thing that they always do
01:15:22it's not about okay this is this weird this weird straw men they do where they act
01:15:28i can't even describe it it's like we just don't want people to be homeless
01:15:34we're not like make this person a ceo like just give them like i don't under i don't even know
01:15:41i'm not
01:15:44like squash ingenuity ambition creativity and productivity squash all the things that make us
01:15:52human we can see the outcome of this everywhere it's been tried collapse destruction and death
01:16:00damn mimsy that's dark i'm just telling it like i see it well i'm sure today's socialists aren't
01:16:06calling for the venezuelan noddle what about the nordic noddle this show is going to run way too
01:16:12long if i go into all of this but denmark and norway and them they're not socialist economies
01:16:18there are market economies with their so let's do that
01:16:28it's not so let let's let's do that
01:16:37why don't we do that
01:16:41then they'd be like no that's socialism it's just the cycle let's be more like those countries no
01:16:48that's socialism what about these countries those aren't socialists
01:16:54any more alcohol very high taxes and very large social safety nets
01:17:00they're not the same as america for one there's not much diversity there they're all very homogenous
01:17:16i'm sorry
01:17:23i'm sorry why is that relevant
01:17:38okay uh all right
01:17:42they're a land of spends
01:17:48yo is she a white nationalist
01:17:55yo wait a minute wait a minute re the wind rewind okay okay wait we gotta calm down chat calm
01:18:04down
01:18:04chat calm down so this is a talking point these types use all the time roaming millennial did the
01:18:11same fucking shit these nordic countries aren't homogeneous therefore they can't have fucking
01:18:15healthcare what the canada's not homogenous canada has this
01:18:23there's all these different countries who you look and you see which countries are the most diverse right
01:18:28there's like lists online you can look at and so many of these countries are social democracy countries
01:18:33that have free healthcare and stuff
01:18:37but the u.s can't have those things because we're diverse
01:18:42what is the correlation between having brown and black people in your fucking country to having free
01:18:48healthcare it's about taxes if they pay their fucking what the
01:18:51what the fuck it's about what the fuck does the black and brown people what they have what only white
01:18:58people get healthcare only white only white people spend she said it she said spends that's white
01:19:07people she said it's a country full of spends dude okay i don't think mimsy is racist i don't think
01:19:13mimsy is racist i think she's repeating talking points that she's heard other people say i do not
01:19:18think that mimsy is racist i think she's repeating she's blindly repeating the rhetoric that she's heard
01:19:26to argue against the nordic countries let her finish okay okay i'm gonna let her finish
01:19:32and they're 30 times smaller than the u.s and the world needs the u.s we're the leader in
01:19:39high
01:19:39tech discoveries innovation and industry yeah okay i see your point too okay seems like there's just
01:19:45no easy answer what milo i know someone else who has something to say about the sun milo she literally
01:19:52just said that the u.s can't have the healthcare because we're diverse and milo's just like yeah
01:19:59okay i understand what you're saying no you don't milo stick up for yourself she's talking
01:20:05shit object oh what is pfeiffer back hey i'm just gonna take off no it's not piper we have a
01:20:13special
01:20:13guest please welcome my lovely daughter as we take a trip down okay no no i'm not done i'm not
01:20:21done
01:20:21we just kind of glossed over that we just kind of glossed over these nordic countries are all sven's
01:20:27and are not diverse well what was that mimsy
01:20:34i uh didn't like that
01:20:38this is the thing with conservatives you know they'll just say some like
01:20:44you know oh it's just about personal responsibility and whatever it's like okay it's like oh marriage
01:20:50and try it it's like i and they just fucking whatever that was i don't know what's going on
01:21:04what is this hello friends it's me paisley lane and welcome to a walk down paisley lane
01:21:13this shit is a fever dream i have a personal philosophy that i would like to share with you
01:21:18here today i believe the very reason we have been born into this world is to struggle and to strive
01:21:25for
01:21:25more holy so this is something that i've talked about often it is the conservative fetish for
01:21:37struggling and i'm not one to kink shame but they have this obsession with like
01:21:43you need to struggle you need to go through hardship you need to be down and depressed you need to
01:21:49and
01:21:50that's why successful like when i debated with carolyn borcinko it was one of her talking points
01:21:55where she's like oh but people should struggle people should go through hard times and it's kind
01:22:00of just like why if you could help the people not struggle that much why wouldn't you do it why
01:22:06is
01:22:06there this like weird obsession with struggle you know what i mean you guys have seen it too it's this
01:22:14really weird thing where it's like yeah it's the bootstraps argument obviously but it's like this
01:22:20weird flavor of bootstraps where it's like we like that we can't pull ourselves up like we we like
01:22:27it give us more of that struggle very weird i don't really understand it's uh what is that called
01:22:40survivor something i know there's a term for it and it's like
01:22:46so obviously mimsy and her daughter and her whole family have gone through a lot of shit mimsy used to
01:22:52be on drugs she used to be a um as she calls it a streetwalker um she has been to
01:23:00jail she was
01:23:03yeah she didn't have a very hard life and like she pulled herself up by her bootstraps as they say
01:23:08and
01:23:08then she had a better life she got herself together and like yeah that's great that's good for you but
01:23:15not everybody
01:23:19survivor bias survivor's bias yes not every not that can't happen to everybody and it's just like
01:23:25mimsy when you were down and you had all this going on wouldn't it be better if you had help
01:23:32wouldn't it be better if like i don't know i don't know i don't really get it i don't know
01:23:39i don't know survivorship bias
01:23:46to build to innovate and to over oh my god the puppet's moving it's in our human nature built into
01:23:52our dna it is our destiny if you take this away from us you remove our reason for living this
01:23:59is cult
01:24:00shit don't take our struggle survival away from us don't take my struggle away
01:24:08it's our way of life
01:24:10socialists and communists believe they can create a utopia where everyone is equal and everyone has
01:24:17their wants and needs met regardless whether or not they work hard and make good choices
01:24:26i don't know i just don't think people should be punished for being poor i don't know they believe
01:24:30that every choice is equal and should result in equal outcomes i believe this would result in an
01:24:36epidemic of laziness complacency and lack of motivation in our population i look at this upcoming
01:24:45generation the future leaders of this country and i'm alarmed at what i see the kids reaching adulthood
01:24:52today we're all brought up with this participation oh my god this is boomer
01:24:57shit how old are you is she gonna talk about avocado toast next maybe if you didn't spend so much
01:25:05money
01:25:05on avocado toast and starbucks you could have bought a house and trophy mentality they have never been taught
01:25:13that you must work hard in life to achieve success they have been raised without discipline to expect
01:25:20life to hand them their trophies just for showing up they have now experienced a rude awakening and
01:25:28their spoiled entitlement has caused them to become angry how could you say this right now out of all
01:25:35the times right now the state of our country how could you be like doing this rhetoric i don't i
01:25:43don't
01:25:43know i'm so sorry i'm not really good at like my mind is just i'm angry and i'm triggered and
01:25:49i
01:25:50to even respond like i don't know how you could have this boomer mentality like i i don't know i
01:25:58don't know