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A Youtube livestream by brahkie on (2026-09-16)
Original Title:
BEST STREAM EVAR
Original Title:
BEST STREAM EVAR
Category
🎮️
GamingTranscript
00:20How am I cheating?
00:22What did I do?
00:56I'm doing great.
01:03I'm not playing Counter-Strike 1.6.
01:08More card content, I know.
01:09I know.
01:11I'm gonna get it soon, don't worry.
01:23I know.
01:42I'm so scared.
01:52Um.
01:56Uh oh.
02:02Um.
02:05Yo.
02:10Guys.
02:11I'm stuck.
02:19Wait.
02:22Wait, hold on, I'm not.
02:50I don't think I'm gonna win this one.
02:53It might be over.
02:56Uh.
02:58Guys.
03:04Um.
03:09No!
03:11I hate this game.
03:15Y'all led me astray.
03:21Yeah, I won.
03:27My eyes burned so bad.
03:30I'm genuinely about to die.
03:38Y'all are making my eyes burn.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Yeah, it's your guys' fault.
04:03No.
04:03No, I would never rage quit.
04:06That is not what happened.
04:11Wait, I wonder if my-
04:134.99 from-
04:17Chris-
04:17Chris-
04:18Chris-
04:18Wait.
04:21Chris-
04:22T-word?
04:234.99.
04:24Best stream ever I know.
04:26I know.
04:27Wait, hold on.
04:28It's my Geku.
04:30Are you awake?
04:32Wait, I see him.
04:33He's like down there.
04:34You guys wouldn't be able to see him if I put my camera in there.
04:42I know the ginger power didn't work unfortunately.
04:45I thought it would.
04:57No.
04:58Cookie clicker?
05:00I- I lost my um-
05:02Peggle?
05:03Wait.
05:04You're so right.
05:04You're so right.
05:05You're so right.
05:06Hold on.
05:06I love Peggle.
05:07I-
05:08That is my favorite game ever.
05:10Hold on.
05:10Where is it?
05:22yes.
05:24It's so beautiful!
05:38Okay, wait, hold on.
05:50Oh yeah.
05:54I'm so good at pebble.
05:56Watch this.
06:02I don't know what- I don't know what, um, Party Bueno is.
06:11Yes.
06:12Ooh.
06:13Loki Baller.
06:16Please.
06:18No!
06:18No no no no no no!
06:19No no no no no!
06:20No!
06:23Hate this game.
06:28No!
06:32No!
06:33No!
06:34No!
06:34Oh!
06:35Yeah, the game is muted because I don't wanna- I don't know.
06:37What if they play, like, Gucci Mane?
06:42Please!
06:43No!
06:43No!
06:49I might actually be terrible at this game.
06:51What happened to my pebble skills?
06:55No!
06:55No!
06:58I used to be so good at this game.
07:01That was an awesome trick shot.
07:03Did y'all see that?
07:04You kinda suck.
07:05Look.
07:06Look.
07:06No, I got this.
07:08You don't know.
07:09You don't know who I am.
07:12I told you.
07:13I told you I got it.
07:14I literally told you.
07:17You didn't even-
07:18You don't even know.
07:20You don't even know who I am.
07:22I used to sit on my ass all day and play Peggle.
07:25And what were you doing?
07:26Probably nothing.
07:28I am the Peggle Master.
07:36See?
07:36Look at that.
07:52It might be the first level but I'm still good at it.
07:56Yeah, you better be sorry you doubted me.
07:58You don't even know who I am.
08:01I have 5,000 hours on Peggle.
08:18I love cars.
08:20Me.
08:22See?
08:23Look at- look at these skills.
08:29Boom!
08:30I am great at this game.
08:32You guys don't even know.
08:37See?
08:40See?
08:41I'm just winning.
08:41I'm winning.
08:42Win after win after win.
08:49See?
08:51Y'all don't even know.
08:57Magic power.
09:01Boom.
09:07I am a pro player.
09:09I am the best Peggle player there ever was.
09:15Okay, that was- that was kinda terrible.
09:18Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
09:19Redemption.
09:20Redemption.
09:20I'm redeeming myself.
09:25Boom!
09:26Boom shakalaka.
09:28Wait, wait.
09:29Two pounds.
09:29Have you ventured into Candy Crush yet?
09:31No.
09:31No, I have not.
09:33Please.
09:34Please.
09:35No!
09:37Okay.
09:39What- what was that?
09:43That was terrible.
09:54No!
09:54That was so close.
10:01Oh!
10:09Boom.
10:14Okay.
10:15No, it's not over.
10:17It's not over.
10:20Oh.
10:20Um.
10:22Thank you for becoming a member-
10:24Crip-
10:25Oh.
10:25Oh, I missed it.
10:26My mouse is like locked in on this game.
10:29I'm so sorry.
10:31Okay, wait.
10:35Okay.
10:40Okay, wait.
10:41Wait.
10:42Trick shot.
10:43Crazy trick shot.
10:47Boom.
10:52See?
10:53You guys do not know who I am.
10:59See?
11:00I don't even- I don't even have to-
11:02I don't even have to like prove it to you guys anymore.
11:04Like, you guys should know who I am.
11:08Wait, how do I leave?
11:14See, I told you guys.
11:15I tried to warn you guys how good I was at Peggle, but y'all just didn't believe me.
11:24Okay.
11:25Am I cheating?
11:25No.
11:26I- I used to play, um, Professional Peggle.
11:35What is Bejeweled?
11:43Oh.
11:43That was not pre-recorded gameplay.
11:47Wait.
11:49What is Bejeweled?
11:52Oh.
11:54Now Peggle's better.
11:56You don't even know.
12:02I hope y'all can hear me.
12:09What is Party Bueno?
12:10No.
12:20Okay, I'm playing- I'm playing Party Bueno.
12:28What is this?
12:29What is this?
12:34Wow, this game sucks.
12:39Okay, I'm not even streaming this.
12:42I don't know what this is.
12:45I do not want to play Party Bueno.
12:49My furry.
12:51No.
13:02Is this a Spanish game?
13:03I have no idea.
13:10Audio Inject again.
13:11Ten dollars.
13:12Pre-recorded gameplay.
13:14You just-
13:14No.
13:15No, it's not.
13:17If you knew who I am, you would know.
13:20That was real time.
13:22How would I even fake that?
13:31Is that-
13:32A filter title or record poster?
13:33Yes it is, right?
13:36They're-
13:38They're not really posters.
13:39I just like printed them out.
13:41But it's okay.
13:46Also, thank you for the two dollars again, Brandon.
13:47You need to stop giving me two dollars.
13:51Wait.
13:52Hold on, hold on.
13:53I need to see if the DS is charged.
14:34I genuinely almost just died.
14:41Okay.
14:43I got my DS.
14:45Turn on.
14:47Y'all.
14:52Um.
15:01Um.
15:09Um.
15:15Look at all this.
15:16It's gonna be so loud.
15:17Y'all.
15:18Wait.
15:19Wait.
15:20Wait.
15:20Wait.
15:20Wait.
15:20Wait for this.
15:23Please.
15:23Please turn on.
15:31Wait.
15:31Wait.
15:31Wait.
15:32Wait.
15:32Wait.
15:32Wait.
15:32Wait.
15:32Hold on.
15:37No. Shut up.
15:39Y'all.
15:41Look. Look who it is.
15:44It's the guy himself.
15:45And it says GTA 4.
15:48I do have Chinatown Wars.
15:50I have the cartridge.
15:53Actually, I don't have it here.
15:56But.
15:57Yup.
15:58I got my DS. I got Pokemon.
16:01I got Pokemon Platinum.
16:10I got Crosswords DS on here.
16:16I got Tomodachi Life.
16:20See, I'm just balling.
16:21Okay, turn off.
16:24Probe roll.
16:28See, I told y'all.
16:30I told y'all it'd be great.
16:41See?
16:45I do have SoulSilver too.
17:08Oh my god, this water's so good.
17:12I'm wonderful with the bowling minigame.
17:13I, um, what's it called?
17:15Turkey?
17:16I did that one time.
17:18Wait, is that...
17:24Turkey.
17:27Wait.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:35I think one time I played, like, a perfect, um, like, a perfect bowling game in GTA 4.
17:47Nintendogs games makes me cry.
17:48I've never played Nintendogs.
17:51I'd forget about that dog.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:53That dog would die.
17:58I do have a Wii.
18:02I got...
18:03My, my Wii's over there.
18:05Um, there's something wrong with it.
18:07I need to fix it.
18:16You graduate next year.
18:18Good luck.
18:26You have weed?
18:27No.
18:29I do not have any weed.
18:34But, y'all, y'all could, um, if y'all email me and, um, tell me you have weed, I'll,
18:40like,
18:40send you my address and you can send me some.
18:42You know what?
18:45Hold on.
18:49Wait, no.
18:52Hold on.
18:56Okay, wait.
18:58I'm gonna stop streaming in, um...
19:03Uh.
19:0522 minutes.
19:07Alright.
19:20You know what?
19:21We're gonna make an unreachable goal.
19:27I'm starting a goal.
19:29Y'all have 15 minutes to give me $500 for weed.
19:34Y'all got 15 minutes, by the way.
19:3615 minutes.
19:44If I get it, I'll do a, I'll do a weed review.
20:00Oorah.
20:02Oorah.
20:04Y'all.
20:06Contribute to the weed fund.
20:08My dealer's ripping me off.
20:09No, I'm buying, like, 20 pounds.
20:12Alright, we got $10.
20:14That'll give me one weed.
20:21I, I, okay.
20:23I think that's, like, $77 or something you've sent, you've sent to me so far.
20:27Which is insane.
20:28You genu- I don't know where you're working.
20:30I don't know how you afford this.
20:32But there, there's genuinely-
20:33It's genuinely insane.
20:36Don't challenge.
20:37Who-
20:38I'm tired of you donating.
20:40Because what is your username?
20:41I'm not saying your name out loud.
21:12I'm not saying your name out loud.
21:13But I'm, we got 20 minutes left.
21:16In the stream.
21:23Ain't none of y'all getting weed.
21:30I never said anything about wanting money.
21:34Botched eye surgery gave me $1.99.
21:37Said, I love weed.
21:42Can you give me half a weed with this?
21:44Dengue, $10.
21:47Maybe.
21:47Send me your-
21:47Email me your address.
21:48I'll send it out to you.
21:50Let's see.
21:51Let's hope the police don't take it from me.
21:53I got you.
22:02Unreasonable.
22:03People got money to burn.
22:04Not my viewers.
22:05I don't think my viewers have money to burn.
22:07Except like, two.
22:14Here's $2 to buy cheap malt liquor instead of weed.
22:17Stop giving me $2.
22:24My address is 123 Dookie Avenue.
22:26Really?
22:27Is that real?
22:33Alright, let's see.
22:43I don't think I have a secret billionaires if you were, I really don't.
22:59I don't think I have a secret billionaires if you were, I really don't.
23:05If I send you my address, will you dox me so I can make friends?
23:08I can try.
23:21I agree with the other guy.
23:22Don't spend on weed.
23:23Buy a $40 instead.
23:25$5.
23:26I could.
23:27That might be a good idea.
23:31Pray for Paris, $9.64 sent me $1.99 to say who up farting.
23:35I guess all of us.
23:36All of us are up farting.
23:41Yeah, I just got, like, shot in the leg.
23:50Alright, y'all, um, the, um, the goals changed to hospital bills.
24:19The lore is not deepening, there's no lore.
24:38I don't know, I don't know what's happening.
24:42But we got 15 minutes left on the stream.
24:51Come back to weed fund, yeah.
24:58What's my height?
25:00Tall enough.
25:01I'm tall enough.
25:03What?
25:04Can y'all stop talking about Party Bueno?
25:10That is not your address.
25:20Wait.
25:21Wait a minute.
25:23I know what that is.
25:29No, no Party Bueno.
25:31No.
25:33Favorite Radiohead album?
25:35None of them.
25:36Radiohead sucks.
25:54No more Party Bueno.
26:18Does your Furby smoke?
26:20No, no, no, no.
26:20Not at all.
26:2315 minutes left.
26:24Search weird Pikachu and pick your fave.
26:26Oh yeah, thank you for the $5 I forgot to say.
26:28And thank you for the $2 again.
26:29Okay, wait.
26:30Weird Pikachu.
26:33Okay, so I don't like any of these at all.
26:36I actually don't like these.
26:38You can see me, like, slightly tinted yellow from all those yellow Pikachu.
26:52I don't like any of these.
27:00Wait.
27:06Do you live at 308 Negro Royale in Albuquerque, New Mexico?
27:11I sound like I type it at least 90 words per minute kind of impressive.
27:14Is that even good?
27:19It's exceptional.
27:21Wow.
27:25Am I unemployed?
27:26No.
27:27I'll be unemployed very, very, very fast.
27:30Very, very soon.
27:32There we go.
27:32I'm, I'm, I'm falling, I'm, I'm falling asleep.
27:39Can my dad make me go to bed now?
27:41No.
27:50Should try playing type racer.
27:52Okay.
27:54I'm.
27:56Okay.
27:59Typey race.
28:02What?
28:02It's not letting me.
28:04Can I play quote of the day?
28:05Why is it just not letting me?
28:07Practice.
28:08What?
28:10I, I can't play it.
28:17Why is it not letting me play it?
28:20Do I have to turn off my ad blocker?
28:27Okay.
28:27Why can I just not play it?
28:30Okay.
28:30I just can't, I just can't play type racer.
28:32It's just not letting me.
28:50140 words per minute is insane.
28:53Do you just like sit on your computer and type all day?
28:57Sure.
28:57What's, what's a Chuck Norris joke?
28:59Alright.
29:01What's up?
29:34Do I have school in the morning?
29:36Maybe.
29:48I feel like apples but not apple juice.
29:50Wow.
29:57Y'all, I'm about to fall asleep.
29:59Guys, entertain.
30:01We got 11 minutes.
30:37We got 11 minutes.
30:38We got 11 minutes.
30:39And then we got 11 minutes.
30:41Rhys and Prof Farm Dave,
30:41will do not have 16 minutes.
30:41And we know about 11 minutes.
30:41I CAN'T 8 minutes,
30:41but we are able to be.
30:42And now we have the basic rejoices.
30:42I AM above everything,
30:42Let me tell you what's going on.
30:43I AM above everything.
30:50I AM above everything.
31:01But we hear from the morsel
31:34Hello?
31:39How loud am I?
32:04Can- can you guys hear me now?
32:06Okay.
32:07Okay.
32:17Alright, we got- we got eight minutes.
32:20Eight whole minutes.
32:27Ugh.
32:30Oh my god.
32:34Have I played stick RPG?
32:37I think I- I- maybe?
32:43Thank you donated $10. Are we close to the weed goal yet? No, not at all.
32:47There- there's 50 seconds.
32:49Brandon, $2. When's the next stream?
32:51Maybe next Tuesday.
32:52In exactly one week.
32:56Tuesday night streams?
32:56Who- who's starting the, um, Tuesday night streams? Hold on.
33:01Let me move this.
33:03There we go.
33:06Alright, who- who would like, um, Tuesday night streams?
33:16Will you be back tomorrow? No.
33:18I- I have- I have enough of a life that I can't stream every day.
33:23Extend it? No, I'm going to sleep.
33:33What is a gravitational pull? What are you talking about?
33:51What animals do you think you can be in a 1v1?
33:53Um, like hamster, rat, mouse, ant, um, what's some other ones?
34:02Um, small mammals, um, small dog, um, armadillo, um, porcupine, tequila Tuesdays, you might be onto something.
34:26I do not hate Canada.
34:28Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
34:32Fight the duck-sized horse- wait.
34:39I- I- a horse-sized duck.
34:42Horse-sized duck.
34:55We've got, like, five minutes.
35:17I- I- I wouldn't lose to the duck.
35:23Horse-sized duck.
35:23Horse-sized duck is hard-moved.
35:24Do you know how big a duck is?
35:27Imagine a hundred of those, like, coming at you.
35:29How tall is an average duck?
35:37The average duck is about 12 to 24 inches.
35:40It's, like, one to two feet tall.
35:44Th- and imagine that as a horse.
35:46That's like- you'd just die.
35:50Like, that's like being smothered to death by, like, cats.
36:06You go, send me two euros.
36:09Thank you for this decent, great stream.
36:13It- it's a great stream.
36:15I'm just waiting for you to admit it.
36:17I'm from Canada, and ducks ain't nothing compared to Canadian geese.
36:20Hold on.
36:21Is that the animal I'm thinking about?
36:32Have I seen these?
36:38One time I, like, chased a flock of geese and they flew away.
36:46Geese aren't even mean.
36:47I scare them.
36:52I could be a duck the size of a horse.
36:55Like, if I had a gun?
36:57That thing's going down.
37:03Why do y'all think I live in California?
37:08My count- Dengi said my count is not gonna like this stream, but I give it five stars. Why
37:12- why not?
37:18Do we need 30 hours a week minimum? I can't do that.
37:29This live popped up on your recommended?
37:36I didn't know that you could get, like, recommended lives.
37:47Okay, great. Now I live in Alaska.
37:59Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia. One- one of them's where I live.
38:04Would I ever visit Australia? If y'all get rid of those, like, huge spiders, maybe.
38:20Two hundred thirteen thousand subs already. That's impressive.
38:23It's been, like, three years.
38:25I think.
38:44Okay, wait.
38:46Oh, no. We got two minutes. Let's check the guestbook.
38:52Alright, let's see what's going on on here.
39:00Alright, guestbook.
39:08If my outfit in bed were to battle, who would win?
39:12Probably my outfits. It's like a leopard or cheetah or something.
39:15I'm pretty sure they're known to, like, brutally murder zebras.
39:19Wait.
39:20Did I say that right?
39:22Did I say that right? Cheetah or leopard?
39:23They kill zebras?
39:24Something something.
39:29Okay, this was the last one I read, so there hasn't been many updates to the guestbook.
39:32So y'all need to post on the guestbook some more.
39:42Um.
39:47Okay, wait.
39:54Yeah, the spotlight.
39:56Y'all can email me your YouTube videos you want to put on there, and I might put them on
40:00there.
40:01I'll think about it.
40:08Guys.
40:10It might be stream ending time.
40:31It might be time to leave.
40:44Alright, rate this video five stars.
40:47Send this video to five friends to show them that, um.
40:52No, you thought I was wearing a beret?
40:54It's headphones.
40:55Okay, anyways.
40:56Send this video to five friends to show them my awesome stream.
41:00Um.
41:01Don't forget to subscribe.
41:03Become a member of the channel.
41:06Uh.
41:07Anything else?
41:08You just got here.
41:09You got here too late.
41:10It'll upload as a video, I think.
41:14Goodnight, guys.
41:15Tuck us in first.
41:16No.
41:17I'm not tucking y'all in.
41:21But it's day here.
41:22I'm taking a nap.
41:23So.