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🔴 Your Favorite Far Right Channel/Taking STUPID Online Tests
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🔴 Your Favorite Far Right Channel/Taking STUPID Online Tests
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00:00:00Because this is, like, the CIA shit.
00:00:02But also, when you have, like, Hitler shit, you...
00:00:06Oh, man.
00:00:17I gotta...
00:00:19It depends.
00:00:21It depends.
00:00:22Disagree.
00:00:24International alliances...
00:00:27Uh, are generally beneficial.
00:00:30Yes.
00:00:31We should focus more on issues outside of our nation.
00:00:35No.
00:00:37We have lots of issues we need to deal with right now.
00:00:40And then we can help everybody else.
00:00:42I'm sorry.
00:00:44We should avoid conflict when possible.
00:00:46Yes.
00:00:47The enemy of the enemy is my friend.
00:00:48No.
00:00:50No.
00:00:52Eh.
00:01:01Is this, like, a war question?
00:01:05I don't know.
00:01:06Immigration should be easier than it is now.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:10Having too much immigrants leads to economic decline.
00:01:14An ideological radicalization.
00:01:16What?
00:01:17Illegal immigration is morally wrong.
00:01:21Illegal immigrants and regular citizens deserve the same treatment.
00:01:24Yes.
00:01:25My religion should be spread as much as possible.
00:01:28My religion of anti-horny.
00:01:30Yes.
00:01:31Strongly disagree.
00:01:32Theocracy brings many benefits.
00:01:34What?
00:01:35Religion is just fiction for humans.
00:01:39My lady.
00:01:40Religion should play as much of a small role compared to the present.
00:01:46Yeah.
00:01:47Wait.
00:01:48What does that mean?
00:01:48Wait.
00:01:49Religion should play a much smaller role.
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Churches should be taxed.
00:01:55Yes.
00:01:56Theocracy often leads to corruption.
00:01:58Yes.
00:01:59The recent increase of depression is caused by the rise of atheism.
00:02:04No.
00:02:05Religious organizations is often-
00:02:06Religious organizations often provide better help for the underprivileged compared to secular
00:02:12non-profits.
00:02:13What?
00:02:15I don't know.
00:02:16Is that a fact?
00:02:17Is this a fact?
00:02:18I don't know.
00:02:18This isn't an opinion.
00:02:20Rapid techno-
00:02:21Rapid technological advancement causes more harm than good.
00:02:25Yep.
00:02:26Fuck robots.
00:02:29Life before the industrial revolution was better.
00:02:31Ted.
00:02:34No, I disagree.
00:02:36Life is getting too complicated and we should take a step back.
00:02:40I disagree.
00:02:42We should accelerate our techno-
00:02:44No!
00:02:46Fuck robots.
00:02:47Rather than trying to restrict factories, we should let technology advance.
00:02:53Only if we have UBI and shit.
00:02:55And we don't.
00:02:56If we let the robots and the technology advance and everyone goes out of work and shit and
00:03:01we get those self-driving trucks and millions of people get out of a job.
00:03:11Fuck.
00:03:13Robots.
00:03:16That's like an-
00:03:17Guys, I hate robots.
00:03:19We don't stand robots.
00:03:21On this channel.
00:03:22Well, decelerating our society could mean a harder life, but overall, it's worth considering
00:03:31the happiness deceleration would bring.
00:03:34I don't wanna-
00:03:35Oh, this is a return to monkey question.
00:03:44I disagree.
00:03:47Transhumanism lets us overcome challenges of our human body, which is necessary for humanity
00:03:51to progress further.
00:04:00The more we accelerate, the more risks there are.
00:04:02Man, this is all return to monkey.
00:04:04This is extremely my shit.
00:04:06We should aim for a simpler life, which brings us happiness.
00:04:11Uh, no?
00:04:12No.
00:04:13Race is the ultimate difference between humans.
00:04:16No.
00:04:17Ethnic nationalism is a dangerous ideology.
00:04:20Yep.
00:04:20We should judge people by their character rather than a race.
00:04:23Yep.
00:04:24The Nazi regime of Germany has taught us to not judge anybody by the-
00:04:28I mean, that's not the only thing that taught us, but yeah.
00:04:32Unrest within certain regions of Africa is mainly caused by racial differences.
00:04:39Yo.
00:04:39Racism will always exist within society, so there's no point trying to fix racism.
00:04:46I disagree.
00:04:48Affirmative action should not be considered racism.
00:04:53I am not a big affirmative action person.
00:04:58It's weird.
00:05:03Huh.
00:05:09Alright.
00:05:11Progressive interventionist.
00:05:13Democratic.
00:05:15Pacifist.
00:05:17Secular.
00:05:18Neutral.
00:05:19Anti-racism.
00:05:22Technocracy?
00:05:28Technocracy is ideally that promotes the idea-
00:05:32What?
00:05:33Technocracy is an ideology that promotes the idea of people who are experts of technology should rule the nation?
00:05:39This is the opposite.
00:05:41I don't want the robots.
00:05:51I don't want the robots.
00:05:53I don't want the tech-
00:05:54I don't-
00:05:55What?
00:05:57I wanted to return to monkey.
00:06:00I didn't want Technocracy.
00:06:14I didn't want the tech-
00:06:15Liberal feminist technocrat.
00:06:16She went head.
00:06:22What the hell was that?
00:06:27i literally answered no to all of the technology questions
00:06:35they are with me
00:06:38all right other close matches geo libertarianism neoliberalism 97 neoliberal georgism 96 center
00:06:52right politics anarcho-privatism there we are 93 monkey green libertarianism civic nationalism
00:07:02progressive conservatism all right bud monarchism paleo libertarianism eco-fascism okay what the
00:07:13fuck homofascism 77 classical liberalism 75 libertarianism 74 pink capitalism thank the
00:07:27lord i didn't get that that combined with the liberal feminism result i would have quit the
00:07:32internet forever individual anarchism right-wing populism paleo okay anarcho-capitalism and
00:07:43ancap i am 62 percent ancap what did i get the least of i got the least radical theocracy fascism
00:07:57traditional reactionary feudalism 32 nazism very cool okay very cool guys
00:08:13homofascism
00:08:17do i do left values left values was actually a really hard test i didn't understand so many of
00:08:24the questions like i did so bad i am not a smart person and also i have dyslexia and also
00:08:29i'm just
00:08:30really bad at everything and for some reason the left values test let's do it anyway is really hard
00:08:40because left-wingers are so big brained
00:08:44i like didn't understand i like didn't understand so much of it
00:08:50okay
00:08:54yeah it was 32 percent nazi only 32 percent
00:09:08aren't you hungry i am oh my god it's 1am
00:09:14this is chill though i like doing these little streams i should be working and eating but
00:09:24um shu if you're from ny why don't you have an accent are you serious i do have an accent
00:09:29but
00:09:29it only comes out certain words which i will not say
00:09:37all right we're gonna do left values and then we're done and then we're done and then we're done
00:09:42and then we're done
00:09:45shoot one more test i know this is fun though i like this
00:09:52all right
00:09:55reforming capitalist society to achieve better rights for workers is desirable yeah revolution is the best
00:10:02way of achieving a socialist society nope sorry i'm a reformist the negative consequences of a
00:10:10revolution generally outweigh the advantages disagree liberal democracy is a viable way of
00:10:17achieving a socialist society um the social democratic society a socialist revolution is made inevitable by the
00:10:28conditions of capitalism i actually agree workplace democracy within capitalism is a acceptable alternative
00:10:34to a complete socialization of the economy yep revolutionary violence is acceptable as long
00:10:43as the final outcome is oh oh redistributing wealth away from the wealthy through taxes is a viable way of
00:10:52defeating equality we don't have to take all of it away but i sort of agree
00:10:58modern social democracy is a betrayal of left-wing values no and how dare you say that oppressed
00:11:06peoples have the right to engage in a violent uprising when other options have been exhausted i actually agree
00:11:14when all other options like if you're being literally oppressed like that hong kong
00:11:18going on and stuff let's fucking go the means of production such as factories and farms must be publicly owned
00:11:31uh factories and farms wait aren't farms farms get a lot of like public help though
00:11:37um i don't want everything to be publicly owned
00:11:46soft material conditions and needs are the dominant drive behind social economic changes
00:11:54yeah socialism can only be fully achieved in the developed industrialist society
00:12:05yes
00:12:08i don't really get it sure from each according to his need of each according to his need is a
00:12:15good
00:12:15principle yeah but it is possible to peacefully convince the ruling class
00:12:24capitalism will induce its own demise through contradictions that result in crisis
00:12:29yeah well this is just the other thing reworded
00:12:32class conflict is a force that influenced much of human history
00:12:36yeah the establishment of socialism is a gradual process rather than an instant and rapid one
00:12:41agree society is chiefly driven by individuals and ideas
00:12:46yeah total economic and social equality is realistically possible to achieve
00:12:54no
00:12:57an economy is generally generally designed better when it is organized bottom-up rather than top-down
00:13:04yeah right yeah local planners rather than national planners are more efficient at running a planned economy
00:13:20huh this is what i mean what local planners rather than national planners are more what's a planner what
00:13:31i just i don't know a centrally planned government essentially planned economy based around computers is a console robots
00:13:41in underdeveloped societies a centrally planned economy is the best way to make rapid progress
00:13:49i don't know
00:13:51the principles of workplace democracy and self-management are desirable
00:13:55yeah
00:13:57the state can be best defined as a monopoly on violence and oppression
00:14:02true a highly centralized planned economy is not socialism but rather state capitalism
00:14:14what a highly centralized planned economy is not socialism
00:14:23bureaucracy and efficiency are always inherent in centrally planned economies
00:14:30i don't know
00:14:33it is necessary to establish a dictatorship of the proletariat as a transitionary stage between capitalism and socialism
00:14:47the government should be capable of assigning individuals to workplaces
00:14:53no
00:14:54a world socialist republic is a realistic and desirable goal
00:14:59hmm no
00:15:03that's not realistic at all
00:15:05nationalism and patriotism are impulses that are unacceptable
00:15:09i- patriotism no
00:15:12you can like your fucking country and still be a socialist country
00:15:15right
00:15:18the global socialist movement should be led by a single party
00:15:28foreign officials have no right to dictate policy in other countries
00:15:32yeah
00:15:34open borders between like-minded socialist countries is desirable
00:15:38i don't- no
00:15:40no get him out there close- no i'm just kidding
00:15:43no open borders though
00:15:45but if we're all in the perfect world that doesn't exist
00:15:53sure but we don't live in there
00:15:57any socialist country should be dedicated to exporting their ideology abroad
00:16:02uh no
00:16:05that's
00:16:07we're just gonna spread democracy that's fucking weird
00:16:10people of similar cultures should unite
00:16:14that's weird
00:16:19what does that mean
00:16:21the international proletariat belongs to no country
00:16:24true
00:16:26wait i don't know i don't know
00:16:29national liberation or self-determination for all peoples is a good concept
00:16:35national liberation or self-determination for all
00:16:39yeah
00:16:41that's good
00:16:42i would be willing to sacrifice economic resources in my home country in order to help other countries
00:16:49what is that like giving aid to other countries
00:16:54yeah
00:16:56socialist political parties should participate in liberal decan-
00:17:02yes
00:17:05trade unions and workers councils should form the basis of a
00:17:13sure
00:17:14the leadership of political parties and the progression towards socialism will always lead to authoritarianism
00:17:24the leadership of political parties and the progressions will always lead to authoritarianism
00:17:33that is a fear
00:17:38democratic centralism is an authoritarian organizational structure
00:17:45what
00:17:47only a mass workers party can achieve any meaningful long-term goals
00:17:53yes
00:17:54mass spontaneous actions are more effective than carefully planned actions
00:17:58no
00:17:59the fact that so many workers vote for
00:18:02bougie parties over socialist parties is proof
00:18:04that party politics are no longer relevant
00:18:08the angry side of me yes agrees
00:18:10these but
00:18:14no
00:18:16socialist organizations are genuinely better off when organized loosely
00:18:22uh
00:18:24what
00:18:24i don't really get this
00:18:27trade unionism has been largely corrupted by the ruling class and is no longer a viable structure
00:18:34for socialist organization
00:18:38no
00:18:40climate change is a major global threat that all socialists must- yeah
00:18:45measures to address environmental issues are unacceptable if they result in significant decreases
00:18:51in the production and quality of life
00:18:55um
00:18:57uh depends
00:18:59uh
00:19:01what is it like you can't use paper plastic bags anymore or something like that doesn't matter but
00:19:13sure
00:19:15it is foolish to expect renewable energy sources to be able to refuel-
00:19:20industrialized farming practices must be abolished even if it leads to lower outputs
00:19:27this is robots right
00:19:36druckner gerbs
00:19:37hmm
00:19:40abolished i don't know about that
00:19:43it will be important to implement extensive
00:19:46it will be important to implement extensive environmental protections as a part of
00:19:55this just assumes you're already a socialist
00:19:59i'm a sock dump so i'm very confused of some of these things
00:20:03experimental environmentally friendly food sources like cultured meat are worth
00:20:11yeah
00:20:13personal motor vehicles such as cars
00:20:16should be replaced
00:20:17no
00:20:18it is acceptable i mean you know what i like i want more trains but i don't think cars should
00:20:23be
00:20:23completely replaced
00:20:25it is acceptable for humanity to suffer to some extent
00:20:30no
00:20:30we must radically alter our food consumption
00:20:34no
00:20:35human population growth must be curbed to prevent
00:20:39jesus
00:20:40some small-scale destruction of night nature is acceptable
00:20:45if it notably benefits humanity
00:20:51what like cutting down trees and stuff
00:20:55i don't want to agree because that sounds really mean i don't want to destroy nature
00:21:04humanity must return to the primitive ways of the past to overcome
00:21:12we must accept that the socialist states of the 20th century failed to seriously address
00:21:17environmental issues
00:21:21yeah
00:21:22the oppressed oppression of lgbtq people is a major issue
00:21:25yeah
00:21:26traditional gender roles such as a women being homemakers need to be overcome
00:21:30no
00:21:31white they're allowed to be
00:21:33marriage is a patriarchal social construct that should be phased out
00:21:36no
00:21:38abortion is an immoral act that should be banned
00:21:42no
00:21:43religion is
00:21:44religions overall have a mostly positive effect and should remain influential
00:21:48what the fuck
00:21:50minority populations should receive special legal protections
00:21:56they should re they should have the same protections as everyone else so i guess agree
00:22:02i don't really know what does this mean
00:22:08a socialist government has no right to destruct religious or cultural traditions yeah
00:22:14prisons are oppressive and antiquated institutions that need to be abolished
00:22:23i disagree we need them but we shouldn't but they absolutely need to be
00:22:31fixed
00:22:33policies that enable mass immigration are naive and should not be implemented
00:22:46what does that even mean what is mass immigration is that a real thing that even occurs
00:22:50in this country i don't think so i was lied to years ago about this
00:22:56policies that enable mass should not be implemented like open borders
00:23:03i don't know
00:23:04you cannot achieve a socialist society without also making significant social progress
00:23:18i'm neutral okay
00:23:26are you ready
00:23:31i am neutral when it comes to revolution and reform that surprises me i
00:23:36i am very much a reformist i am scientific really i thought i was a little utopian
00:23:46decentralist
00:23:48hell yeah anarchy
00:23:52um
00:23:54i am neutral when it comes to national and international
00:23:58yikes what the fuck
00:24:03neutral when it comes to party and union what
00:24:08oh no 50 oh that's lenin right oh shit i'm neutral when it comes to production and nature
00:24:17really look centrist marxism that's what i said i got last time i got the same thing
00:24:22i am progressive all right
00:24:29centrist marxism is a force of marxism that adopts marxist views on society and the economic
00:24:34economy while also refraining from taking a definite position on revolution and reformism
00:24:40many centrist marxists can also be more nationalistic than other marxists
00:24:45so i'm a centrist so i'm a centrist when it comes to being left-wing that's crazy i'm always a
00:24:50centrist always
00:24:56always no matter
00:24:59no matter what test they take
00:25:02always some kind of centrist
00:25:05all right my next closest
00:25:09my next closest match is left-wing nationalism
00:25:15okay buddy then democratic socialism social democracy really 53 percent social democracy so
00:25:24i'm not even a i'm not 48 utopian socialism
00:25:3242 orthodox marxism
00:25:3580 38 percent market anarchism what is that 26 percent eco marxism 25 percent council communism the
00:25:47council will like to speak to you 16 percent anarcho-communist 15 percent marxist leninism
00:25:5711 percent left communism 0 percent eco-anarchism
00:26:09what the fuck why do i keep getting centrist marxism on this test i don't even know what does that
00:26:15mean
00:26:16these names read like a drag video yeah it didn't really ask questions about sock damn
00:26:23exactly like it just it assumes you're like already super far left and i didn't understand like half of
00:26:31these questions
00:26:43centrist marxism what the actual
00:26:46left-wing nationalism left-wing nationalism is an ideology that mixes left-wing
00:26:52economics with non-xenophobic nationalism oh okay that's fine then that scared me democratic
00:26:59socialism social democracy social democracy is a center left ideology that advocates for mixing left
00:27:05leaning values such as social welfare and corporate regulation
00:27:11that's me
00:27:15okay
00:27:20vosh wants to come on no he doesn't
00:27:24you're all lying
00:27:31sock dim isn't leftist yeah okay tanky
00:27:41left-wing national yeah that didn't help the naz bullshit at all thanks
00:27:55i still cannot believe
00:28:03i still cannot believe that i am a liberal feminist
00:28:09not lying
00:28:10i feel like you guys are fucking lying
00:28:21all right if you're not lying just tell him to boop me on discord but i don't think so oh
00:28:27wait you're
00:28:28right
00:28:30yeah wait i'm sorry oh no he does you weren't lying one second
00:28:44oh no i feel so bad now
00:28:54i cannot
00:28:55fucking believe these results of these tests just exposing me just make a big montage of these tests exposing my
00:29:03ass
00:29:18all right
00:29:24can you guys hear that
00:29:27oh
00:29:50hello yo hey
00:29:52hey i thought chat was lying
00:29:56yo
00:29:57can you hear me
00:29:59oh
00:30:01wait can you hear me
00:30:02yo
00:30:02oh
00:30:03shit
00:30:04wait i think i have pushed to talk on
00:30:07wait i think i have pushed to talk on can you hear me
00:30:09howdy
00:30:11i can hear you now
00:30:12okay yes
00:30:13briefly heard you
00:30:14because of um
00:30:15among us hello i thought chat was lying hey
00:30:19yes hello my my national bolshevik friend have any final solutions
00:30:24i'm so mad i've been called in nazville all week and then i do this and it's like oh you're
00:30:30um a left-wing nationalist surprise that sucked you can't trust those damn tests one way or another
00:30:35i know i didn't understand half the questions did you watch me take this like it was probably
00:30:39really painful for you to watch
00:30:41nah you understood it better than you thought you did
00:30:44the test does assume that you're already a leftist though that you're on board with stuff like the abolition of
00:30:48the commodity forum so
00:30:49a lot of the questions are going to be really really weighted to begin with you know
00:30:53yeah so how are you by the way how's your cough and everything are you i miss the streams
00:30:59me too i feel a bit better i spoke to a doctor today it turns out it's some like uh
00:31:04i get heartburn a lot probably because i eat like a fucking goat um so you know fairly indiscriminately
00:31:10so it turns out it's more about like uh i need to stop eating at like 3 a.m that
00:31:15kind of stuff and
00:31:15anyway they they gave me some nice antacids so hopefully in like a couple of days i'll be feeling
00:31:21better you know that's good yeah my i eat terribly i like i just eat at like 4 a.m
00:31:27now and i like binge
00:31:29too so it's like i won't eat all day and then i'll just like eat a shitload of things so
00:31:33yeah
00:31:33same this is some real you know actions meet consequences type shit you know yeah so have you
00:31:39taken have you taken any of these tests by the way yeah yeah yeah chat forces me to take it
00:31:45every
00:31:46you know every every couple of weeks and um the answers tend to be pretty consistent from my end but
00:31:53i really do think that you understood like the premises better than you seem to give yourself
00:31:57credit for you know yeah maybe i'm just like i'm so dyslexic and also on top of adhd so like
00:32:03once i read something i'll sometimes i just forget what the i just read too so it's just like it's
00:32:09always a challenge but yeah well how do you feel being uh well you're not in asbel properly but how
00:32:16do you feel the nationalist leaning was something i didn't expect from your answers too not from you
00:32:21but from your answers i don't know what that's all about i'm a little patriotic okay i
00:32:27love america i think we can okay listen i think we can be better than we are i believe in
00:32:33us and
00:32:34also i'm a little like i got some like you know traditionalists like i feel like marriage is fine
00:32:42and like if you want to be religious you're allowed to be religious and shit like that and
00:32:48yeah i saw in the marriage question you know you had your hand hovering over it and i could
00:32:52i could hear your heart swelling up and tears welling in your eyes as you imagine being a trad
00:32:56wife in a wheat field or something like that so that's probably why they gave it to me but yeah
00:33:04yeah but um one of the big problems with these quizzes is that they really the question the problem
00:33:10is there's no way to inject a sufficient amount of nuance into stuff like that so there's no answer
00:33:15for like i think that individuals decisions to participate in marriage are perfectly acceptable but as a
00:33:21social institution i think it's compelled to often there's no room for that so it's either
00:33:25you have to be pro or anti but the real issue there is consent and as a libertarian that's the
00:33:31thing
00:33:31that most important to me yeah it sucks it's just like okay are they asking this because that's how
00:33:36i want the country to run or are they asking this like that's what i personally think and what
00:33:41others should be allowed to do it's just it's very it's very frustrating overall your answers were
00:33:46a lot more left-leaning than i initially expected oh yeah i have been not to say you're right leaning
00:33:51or nothing no i know i have been you know i've been doing some some watching
00:33:56fucking things and reading things and i've been edumacating myself a little bit
00:34:02i think the real issue like at least for the longest time it felt like online there wasn't really
00:34:07any representation for libertarian left-leaning positions it felt like you had to take the position
00:34:12between like hyper authoritarian you know stalin standing uh communism or or radical libertarian
00:34:21you know capitalism and there doesn't there's not much room in the middle you know yeah well that's
00:34:25what i thought it used to be from like that's what i thought until like 2018 i thought socialism
00:34:31and stuff like that was literally just stalinism like that's what i thought it was i just thought
00:34:36all socialism and stuff was like tankies yeah life's getting better exactly did you hear about
00:34:45i mean i know you heard about but how about the um elliot page huh oh yeah that was like
00:34:51a surprise
00:34:51at first when um he announced it i didn't know who the account was i was like who's elliot page
00:34:57who is
00:34:58this why is everybody talking about this i was like oh shit and uh the turfs all freaking out that
00:35:04was nice
00:35:05yeah it's it's really really sweet especially because there's like not that much trans dude
00:35:10representation in media or like trans mask or whatever you know usually when trans people get
00:35:15rep it's yeah it's like hyper femme trans girls or whatever so it's nice to have an imbalance plus i
00:35:20think elliot's 5-1 so now the short king status yeah short um yeah that is actually really good because
00:35:28like you know that conservatives don't even know that trans men exist for the most part they're very
00:35:35forgotten about and oftentimes when discussing trans issues like um for example that uh wrestler who was
00:35:43a female to male trans person you know what i'm talking about um yeah but kept kept wrestling with
00:35:49ladies yes exactly yeah and crowder was like this is the future the left wants like no
00:35:54that's the future you want he's being you're pushing yeah exactly he's being forced to fight
00:35:59with his biological like the gender he was assigned easy wins baby don't uh get forced in the mouth and
00:36:08all that no no in in all seriousness it's it's it's pretty great you know um the real like seethers
00:36:14right now have to be the turfs because i don't think turfs want to admit to themselves that trans men
00:36:18really exist you know um that they're all just like confused lesbians so it's really funny seeing
00:36:23them see they see trans men i've always said this but the way they hate trans men is almost
00:36:30more vicious than the way that they hate trans women because they almost have like this weird pity
00:36:35for trans men where it's like oh you poor lost sister like we accept you as our sister come back
00:36:45it's very weird come back my our biologically female compatriot you've been led astray you've
00:36:51been led astray very scary yeah it's yeah it's pretty freaky oh my god shoot i can't tell you how
00:36:59amazing this feels for me you know i've always wanted to be able to just casually call in to other
00:37:04streamers yeah often but i but i can't so it's it's really amazing to be able to just not be
00:37:10streaming
00:37:10and just talk briefly with another person who's streaming i thought the chat was joking i was like
00:37:16fucking no because they do this all the time they with me all the time and then i open discord
00:37:20you're
00:37:21like hey i'm like oh no i down into your streams pretty often i mean yeah um well you don't
00:37:27stream
00:37:27too often so i guess not often often but i stream in you know like often enough i guess um
00:37:32you were
00:37:33doing another test before this one weren't you there was a test before the eight values i did so many
00:37:38oh the
00:37:38right values how'd that go i got technocrat which which is really weird because i like i like chose
00:37:48like return to monkey for most of the technology answers and then it gave me technocrat was it
00:37:55like a techno monkey did you read the fine print no it was just like you want people uh who
00:38:01are in
00:38:01charge of technology to rule it was very weird oh technocrat doesn't actually mean technology not
00:38:07necessarily at least okay doesn't make you stupid a technocrat basically means that you want society
00:38:13to be run by experts so like rather than having elected or delegated officials it would be like
00:38:19the scientific committee is led by like appointed scientists or what have you you know isn't that
00:38:24just what they do already or well we they're they're appointed but the actual decisions are made by
00:38:29elected representatives and then like how they're carried out are usually handled by appointed
00:38:34doctors or medical professionals or whatever oh true yeah i took a bunch of have you ever played
00:38:39us i'm shocked no what is that oh it was just it was just an old game a lot of
00:38:45the like 1990s and
00:38:47early 2000s shooters kind of dealt with technocracies and issued deus ex did as well so the only reason
00:38:53i like care about it as all is because it was one of the like final dialogue choice options for
00:38:57deus ex
00:39:00yeah um but yeah i took a bunch of tests i took a fucking there's so many weird ones that's
00:39:07just all
00:39:08we've been doing all day is taking like personality tests have you ever taken the uh myers-briggs what
00:39:13are you i bet you're intp it's i'm yeah it's fine thank you thank you yeah you got it
00:39:21got him i just so you know i think the myers-briggs test is horoscopes for incels it is it
00:39:28absolutely
00:39:28is yeah i am thoroughly convinced there is no predictive power whatsoever in those damn things
00:39:34people are so obsessed with trying to find archetypes to fit themselves but i'm built different shoe
00:39:41i can build different yeah mine mine changed completely 10 years ago i was isfp and now i'm
00:39:48infp i think that's what i got i really feel like your responses to that quiz um really are determined
00:39:56by how recently you got laid i feel wow there are a lot of a lot of people out there
00:40:03who would score
00:40:04one way and then just a good night out later then bye hanging up now
00:40:13what the why am i being read so hard right now okay but it's true but it's true though you
00:40:19like it's a lot of it really is like oh well do you like those situations and you're thinking back
00:40:24last night and did how did last night go did you end up talking with some cutie okay we all
00:40:29can't make
00:40:29tacoma weep all right so how about we shut the up yeah well you live in the east i'm sure
00:40:36over here
00:40:37you can make tacoma weep i believe in you no no all right anyway my chat is screaming
00:40:47i do think there's some validity to those tests i don't know i feel like people take that you know
00:40:52how
00:40:53um they say it's one of the it's one of the ways to figure out the solution to like a
00:40:57personal
00:40:57problem you flip a coin but it's not about where the coin lands or how it lands it's about what
00:41:01in
00:41:02the moment before you check which way it landed if the answer is i think that's how these tests go
00:41:07you
00:41:07learn about yourself in the process of like answering questions more so than you're looking for the
00:41:12result you know yeah do you think there's any validity to horoscopes and shit like that i know i don't
00:41:18believe in that shit at all yeah see mine okay listen i line up perfectly with mine but i still
00:41:25don't believe it but it's actually scary how accurate i am to i'm a fucking cancer i'm a cancer
00:41:31to society um and i line up perfectly with that shit so it's hard for me to be like there's
00:41:40no validity
00:41:40to it because like every other sign i'll read that shit it has nothing to do with me what's your
00:41:46sign
00:41:46cancer okay okay okay i didn't know if you're being alliterative wait hold on what wait just
00:41:52said like an aquarius okay yeah every time i say anything about horoscopes wait hyena says do you
00:41:59like horoscopes does she do they like horoscopes hyena ironically likes horoscopes ironically same
00:42:05with me ironically yeah like big big quotation mark yeah ironically like ironically want to get
00:42:11gangbanged by 13 werewolves in the park during the day like that ironic you know um
00:42:16yeah really specific i don't listen you spend enough time yeah um okay all this
00:42:23bullshit aside wait i'm gonna let i'm gonna let you go um before you let go though okay how
00:42:28funny is it that general barr has officially twisted the knife
00:42:34in donald trump's back in the in the djt oh wait what happened oh he um he said that there
00:42:41has been no
00:42:42evidence found as the attorney general but no evidence has been found a voter fraud
00:42:46bar one of the snakiest most disgusting piece of the trump administration and even he's not taking
00:42:52the bank oh no poor trump oh no right oh no it's over it's can you what can you sing
00:43:01the tokyo ghoul song
00:43:02you know the and it's the picture of the guy with his he looks sad somebody in chat's gonna get
00:43:10it
00:43:10okay it's weep yeah yeah i know what you're talking about though how would you not watch
00:43:15and you're the most degenerate nerd in every other conceivable way how do you not watch anime
00:43:20because like okay you gave me some anime uh things and i still haven't
00:43:26do a ghost in shell what is it ghost in the shell yeah ghost in the shell yes and standalone
00:43:33complex
00:43:33okay i will watch it i promise okay you gotta listen to gorillas and you i've heard
00:43:40two gorillas songs the same two everyone else's news rage against the machine system of a down
00:43:47oh god oh no no more anime music and i will watch anime okay
00:43:52joe i know enough about music to know you're booming out right now these are boomer picks
00:43:59i know it's millennial as shit oh yeah they don't they don't make jams like they used to
00:44:06rage against the machine yeah all right bye hang it up now bye
00:44:10fucking bye bye say goodbye oh my god he actually hung up
00:44:24i literally why did i even call to get bullied holy shit that was some
00:44:38bullshit amazing that was vosh by the way if you don't know who he is he is my friend and
00:44:42he makes
00:44:43really good videos if you like my videos but you like you want to see someone way more to the
00:44:49fucking left of me who actually knows how to speak and shit he makes pretty good videos he made a
00:44:54video
00:44:55about more female drone pilots the other day which was pretty good but anyway june say robits again robits
00:45:04we don't like robits on this show
00:45:10all right i need to sleep soon and i need to eat four hours nearly five hours on stream
00:45:29okay please watch ghost in the shell i will let me read some super chats first and then we will
00:45:33wrap this up
00:45:37that was fun shoo i want to ask should i go to law school yeah do it buddy
00:45:49okay super chat time send your super chats now if you have not don't do it if you can't afford
00:45:57it
00:45:57obviously send them now so i can read them right the now because they're gonna get missed
00:46:03if you don't send them right now and you send them while i'm reading because i'm not gonna be able
00:46:08to read
00:46:08them vosh called me just to tell me to get laid and made fun of my music taste literally that
00:46:15is what
00:46:16just occurred okay yeah shoecilism shoecilism is my ideology
00:46:33all right how are you guys by the way
00:46:41i'm so angry that all these tests just completely exposed me
00:46:45liberal feminist soft donald 45 percent communist 23 percent fascist
00:47:1024 hour stream do it coward yeah
00:47:23i'm tired
00:47:32soft donald i am a soft donald
00:47:37would you ever wear a maga hat wait i have
00:47:45i couldn't find my pussy hat
00:47:49but
00:47:53hello i'm a soft donald now full soft donald
00:48:01is this the good one i think this is the big one
00:48:14all right we're gonna read super chats
00:48:18i'm gonna read super chats
00:48:22two
00:48:25one
00:48:33this is my cope hat
00:48:35we're coping
00:48:40we're coping
00:48:41we're coping hard
00:48:42all right
00:48:49first things first
00:48:51give me four more years
00:48:53what comes next
00:48:55liberal tears
00:48:58all right
00:49:02vab
00:49:03zoo
00:49:03you say you're tired
00:49:06but you've been asleep for five years now we miss you
00:49:09stop with me
00:49:11i hate that that's the worst meme on this channel
00:49:14pretending i'm in a coma
00:49:17someone commented the other day like
00:49:19shoo you've been asleep for four years come on you're about to go on stream and make fun of anita
00:49:23sarkeesian
00:49:25i feel like crying
00:49:27seed fan thank you
00:49:29rather than ghost in the shell demon king and hero
00:49:32okay i'll keep that in mind
00:49:36um joe benavides for two dollars thank you
00:49:40do you have any ghost stories i do i have
00:49:43one
00:49:44no i have i have like a sleep paralysis story but
00:49:49i have a ghost story that was actually pretty scary
00:49:51no i have two i have a few ghost stories
00:49:54but there's one i'll tell now
00:49:56and that is the
00:49:58my parents had a grandfather clock for years
00:50:01that was broken
00:50:03we just had it it was just a decoration it never chimed never anything
00:50:06the week my grandfather died
00:50:09my sister and i were home alone
00:50:12and it fucking chimed
00:50:15very creepy
00:50:17and the whole grandfather part was very weird
00:50:20we didn't make that connection until days after it happened
00:50:23we were like why is that chiming that's weird
00:50:24and then we were like oh fuck that is actually pretty scary
00:50:27that was
00:50:30one um
00:50:31ghost story
00:50:33i guess
00:50:35another one was when um
00:50:38my ex and i stayed
00:50:40i'm skeptic and i stayed
00:50:42um
00:50:44in
00:50:44fucking
00:50:46colorado
00:50:46at the
00:50:48hotel
00:50:49that
00:50:51the shining
00:50:51um
00:50:52was based on
00:50:53a haunted hotel
00:50:55and we stayed in a room
00:50:57and at like two in the morning
00:51:00i heard like giggling and kids
00:51:03i figured it was kids out in the hallway or whatever
00:51:05but it was two in the morning so i was like okay whatever
00:51:07this is a it's a vacation spot so who cares
00:51:11the next day we're traveling to a different hotel
00:51:15and i look up our room we were in
00:51:19we were in room two something
00:51:22guess what theme that room was
00:51:25the haunted children room
00:51:30where guests sometimes will hear
00:51:34children
00:51:38i didn't know that until the day after
00:51:41fucking scary but yeah that's two that i can think of
00:51:45um
00:51:45michael bun
00:51:48i didn't have anything to say but you're forcing me to
00:51:50no don't say that
00:51:52um
00:51:53just here to comment thank you
00:51:5524 hour stream do a coward yeah maybe one day
00:51:58um
00:51:59people are just saying random things
00:52:01old wizard thank you
00:52:03i have hiccups
00:52:04l with stage three cancer thank you
00:52:07ryland thank you
00:52:09pseudonym smith thank you
00:52:12paul audrey gonzalez thank you
00:52:16oh my god this is awesome thank you
00:52:19uh garrett henson you and chris
00:52:21you chris and greg pushed me from the far right because
00:52:24of your guys anti-sgw stuff now i'm based leftist
00:52:28also play halo
00:52:30is a good game also hi vosh i love you too
00:52:33yeah i'm sure he'll see this
00:52:36um oh my god this is awesome thanks for sticking around shoe
00:52:39thank you this was fun very chill stream
00:52:42um anthony villini thank you there is no ny accent this is how you're supposed to sound
00:52:48exactly
00:52:50um
00:52:52speakeasy a super chat in the tim cast irl two days ago said we want you on the show i
00:52:57agree
00:52:58he read it and said shoe has an open invitation maybe one day maybe one day yes i will go
00:53:02on the tim cast
00:53:03show when i go to where's he live dc or whatever i will definitely i am half planning to maybe
00:53:10move to dc
00:53:12or out west i am i am contemplating
00:53:17um plant lord thank you
00:53:23uh jacob friedman the robots are in your head shoe yeah right
00:53:30um hugan good morning from sweden thank you you right wing grifter thank you
00:53:37um crimson fire world just letting you know if it wasn't for your channel i would have been far
00:53:41right from by now i got caught in the anti-sgw train in 2018 and just recently got more left
00:53:47swing
00:53:47you know there's nothing wrong okay let me just say people are just like i was at sjw
00:53:52okay look back at the we were mad about there is nothing wrong with most of the things
00:53:58that we talked about or complained about so you don't have to feel you know bad but
00:54:07if you were a far-rightoid or something sorry man it's gulag time but thank you thank you i
00:54:15appreciate it i'm glad blake um thank you here's some pumpkin spice latte money yeah well it's ca it's
00:54:23uh creme belay money now um wait i have hold on what is the starbucks cup hold on this year
00:54:38okay so every year
00:54:44every year starbucks comes out with a christmas cup
00:54:50and it's usually the first shot of the christmas culture war it is the don't shoot until you see
00:54:58the white of their foam so if you remember they stopped putting merry christmas on their cups
00:55:05like three years ago like three years ago four years ago and it sparked
00:55:11holy shit so it looks like this year it just says carry the merry carry the merry
00:55:20which is pretty close to merry christmas so i think the ridoids won the war on christmas the war on
00:55:28starbucks this year
00:55:38um
00:55:43yeah
00:55:54florian ventura oh god hello shu as a conservative who likes your channel
00:55:59did you even check the many statistical impossibilities like the 900 military
00:56:05ballots that all went to biden thank you so most don't need to put you on the spot buddy
00:56:12but most of these oh this seems impossible are just trump people who cannot come to terms with
00:56:20the fact that joe biden is actually popular and trust me my dude it took a long time for me
00:56:28to come to terms with that too during the primaries seeing how energetic seeing how bernie's base like
00:56:37would fill stadiums and biden would get nobody and it was so low energy it took a very long time
00:56:43for
00:56:43me to realize that normies like biden people like biden um not everyone is super politically engaged
00:56:50and biden is just the dude he's just like the regular democrat that will bring everyone back to
00:56:57normal and normalcy and whatever and people like that and military it's there were polls that came
00:57:03out before the election that showed that biden was very popular with the military um so it's really
00:57:11not it's really not that crazy like you just assume the military is full of conservative trump guys but
00:57:23it's really not um but yeah thank you i appreciate you being here by the way i'm sorry i said
00:57:31oh no
00:57:33drew black thank you the only way to shift your alignment is with fashy puppet shows oh my god
00:57:41that reminds me okay yeah i'm not giving it away but yeah thanks astry apocalypse before stream mommy
00:57:49shoe now little baby shoe yeah these tests just exposed me noah nicholson lib feb lib feminist hufflepuff i
00:57:59know god my legacy is destroyed my legacy is destroyed with that test lib fem out of everything
00:58:12was oh my god this is awesome kind-hearted thank you um
00:58:20shock and freud for five dollars shoe blocked me on twitter for dunking on ilhan omar
00:58:25well what was your dunking was it like she married her brother because then yeah fuck off shut up
00:58:35i'm just like tired of that shit jack of all trades next next you should take the lying for the
00:58:43meme test yeah
00:58:46um thank you lore keeper shoot say hi to your fbi agent for me hey guys watching hello feds
00:58:56statistically there are feds in the chat right now um just so the feds know i was joking about
00:59:08anything that seemed too edgy that was a joke um
00:59:18wyvern thank you the race test basically measures how much pumpkin spice is in your bloodstream true
00:59:25um call saw hero thank you had a bad day at work which ended with a bowl of soup exploding
00:59:31on my
00:59:32uniform so thanks for the cheer up oh i'm sorry thank you um
00:59:43uh astro apocalypse thank you you're the first leftist type channel i ever watched and you inspire me so
00:59:48also fellow infp um p.s i'm not convinced you're a lib till you take the potter quiz yeah i'm
00:59:56a hufflepuff
00:59:58i cannot fucking believe this shit
01:00:07um
01:00:08caleb dhoti you should join the democratic socialists of america i did i'm a member of the dsa i joined
01:00:14the
01:00:14dsa on super tuesday because i was so depressed i was like i hate the democratic party what do i
01:00:23do
01:00:23i joined the dsa that was a low point and we do not like to talk about it
01:00:29i also joined the sra which is better you should join it um
01:00:40rice wilkins when are you and ash planning to do a stream together we're planning on doing a video
01:00:44together we found what is equivalent to buzzfeed for billionaires and we're gonna laugh at it
01:00:53together it's very weird um gif vilopolis given the hype around the election to close finish do you
01:01:04think there's a chance texas will ever turn democratic maybe um one shook boy damn june
01:01:12left values just called you a nationalist are you gonna take that lying down listen i'm a patriot okay
01:01:20michael bunn um
01:01:24my dudes she wears this hat a lot it will be okay no this is my coping cap i'm just
01:01:29coping
01:01:32um steek grew why hang out with that commie when we go on a taco bell oh god i just
01:01:39had taco bell the
01:01:39other night please do not um john garrison you should do a charity stream to raise money for a strike
01:01:48fund
01:01:48just 10k can get 35 minimum wage employees to go on a strike for a week i love doing charity
01:01:54streams
01:01:55they're very fun and i would love to do that i'll look into it
01:02:01um
01:02:05okay i think that's it i'm tired i'm losing energy
01:02:15i'm done i want to sleep let me sleep release me from this hell thank you guys this was very
01:02:22fun
01:02:22i love you all i am going to go eat and i'm probably gonna re-watch this stream and
01:02:28read chat to see what you guys were saying while i wasn't paying attention
01:02:33because i have no life and then i'm gonna work on my video
01:02:37um my video which is basically i'm not gonna tell you um okay
01:02:48bye bye bye please do not clip anything from here especially
01:03:00uh the 911 conspiracy i'm just kidding um if you do send everything to me also i have a homework
01:03:10for
01:03:11you guys please send me any and all war on christmas shit that you see please um because
01:03:16i might do a video about it maybe or it will be in hell world or whatever um and i
01:03:20can't keep track
01:03:21we need some eyes on cruise we need some eyes on uh liberty hangout all right all divisions let's go
01:03:30let's go let's go chop chop bye bye love you guys
01:03:34let's go
01:03:35let's go