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A Youtube livestream by Shoe0nHead on (2021-01-01)
Original Title:
The Return Of "Snortlings Hollow": The Conservative Kid's Show
Original Title:
The Return Of "Snortlings Hollow": The Conservative Kid's Show
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00:00:00And now they're out on the streets, screaming, threatening others to get what they feel they are owed, like babies
00:00:07throwing a temper tantrum.
00:00:09Out in the street, what is this about? Police brutality? You feel like you're owed?
00:00:14Oh, I'm sorry, we feel like we're owed not to be killed by police officers.
00:00:19We feel like we're owed our government doing its job correctly.
00:00:23All right.
00:00:24You see, people need something to struggle against, something to overcome.
00:00:30When life is made too easy, you will start to manage to find struggle, even if it's only perceived struggle.
00:00:37We as humans have never had it easier in our history than we do right here and right now.
00:00:44Very few am-
00:00:45I hate this argument. I hate the argument like, we had it- we have it better now than we
00:00:49did back then.
00:00:49Yeah, that's how, like, it should be. That's how things should progress.
00:00:54But that's actually not true, right?
00:00:55Isn't, like, inflation, like, fucking awful?
00:00:57Like, the housing market and all this shit.
00:00:59Wealth inequality is, like, the worst it's ever been.
00:01:01So it's not even true, first of all.
00:01:08She's gonna be- she's gonna say something like,
00:01:10Everybody owns a phone, so we're all- we're all good.
00:01:15We have it good. We all have phones.
00:01:16Americans have to literally fight to survive like we did in the past.
00:01:21Even in- poor- even the poor in this country are usually well-fed and have AC, TV, and
00:01:28amazing technology right at their-
00:01:31I literally predicted it!
00:01:37The poor have phones and AC-
00:01:39Oh my god, this is the Fox News thing!
00:01:41This is the Fox News thing!
00:01:43This is the thing!
00:01:44So in the 90s, Fox News showed something that was, like,
00:01:4890% of poor households have refrigerators.
00:01:52Checkmate.
00:01:53She's doing that! Unironically!
00:01:56The poor have AC and phone.
00:01:59Why are you complaining?
00:02:01Which is funny, because there's data on this.
00:02:04If you look it up.
00:02:05The price of things like TVs, AC, phones, all that shit have gone down throughout the years.
00:02:12The price of student, like, uh, college, healthcare, like, essential things have gone up through the years.
00:02:21So old TV, iPhone, doo-doo Venezuela, whatever, that shit's getting cheaper.
00:02:27The real shit, housing and everything, has gone up.
00:02:31So what the fuck?
00:02:33But people are angry and less grateful than ever before.
00:02:38Instead of taking advantage of the freedom and opportunity that is right in front of them,
00:02:43they see nothing but scarcity and oppression.
00:02:46What is this?
00:02:47You can't measure this!
00:02:48You can look at data and actual shit that shows that, no, inequality's, like, really, really bad.
00:02:54Wealth inequality right now is, like, really, really bad.
00:02:56And people are struggling.
00:02:57You can look at this shit.
00:02:58You can't measure if people are grateful, or, like, what are they talking about?
00:03:05We have done a great disservice to our young people.
00:03:08How do you know?
00:03:09And yet we believe they will be appeased by giving them more free stuff, but this will only result in
00:03:15more angst.
00:03:15What is free stuff?
00:03:16What is the free stuff you're talking about?
00:03:18Please explain.
00:03:19I don't want to hear this free stuff shit anymore.
00:03:22I want to hear them say what they're talking about.
00:03:25Healthcare?
00:03:26Oh, we don't, we can't just give people healthcare.
00:03:28They'll get lazy.
00:03:29What is the free stuff?
00:03:30Do they think we want to give them a fucking Mercedes-Benz?
00:03:34What do they think?
00:03:36What?
00:03:41Losing my mind.
00:03:43Anger, hatred, and sadness.
00:03:45Many will become depressed, even suicidal, and addicted to drugs and to rage.
00:03:51We are born to develop our character and to progress our souls through trial and error.
00:03:56Good times and bad.
00:03:58Love and pain.
00:04:00What character could be built by having all your wants and needs simply handed?
00:04:04What is wants and needs?
00:04:05Kids must be taught strength, respect, self-reliance, and-
00:04:09What does that have to do with socialism?
00:04:11That children have to be taught respect and strength.
00:04:14Okay, we can do that.
00:04:15We can do that!
00:04:17And also have, like, I don't know.
00:04:20We can do that while also taxing Jeff Bezos.
00:04:23I don't know.
00:04:25Maybe that's...
00:04:26I don't know.
00:04:28Maybe I'm just crazy.
00:04:29I feel like I could raise my kids to, uh, be, you know, strong and shit while also being
00:04:38able to take them to the hospital and not drown in debt afterwards.
00:04:42I don't- I don't think- I don't know.
00:04:43And self-esteem so they have the tools and the ambition they need to go out into the world
00:04:49and build the lives they were meant to live.
00:04:51Anyone can succeed and be self-reliant with the correct mindset.
00:04:56And the socialists and communists should be careful what they wish for because once we
00:05:02achieve utopia, our job on earth is done.
00:05:06We won.
00:05:07Game over.
00:05:08Game over.
00:05:10What?
00:05:17I don't- I'm not a communist so I don't know.
00:05:21But- I don't- What?
00:05:30Mimsy's here.
00:05:31Hello, Mimsy in the chat.
00:05:33Your daughter, uh- Your daughter should make her own chat.
00:05:38That's all I'm gonna say.
00:05:41Mimsy, happy new year.
00:05:43I hope you like all the subscribers we gave you.
00:05:45We love your content.
00:05:48We won.
00:05:50You got your utopia.
00:05:51Our job is done.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Luxury space communism.
00:05:55We did it.
00:05:57We did it, fam.
00:05:59We've achieved utopia.
00:06:01Now we- Now we disappear!
00:06:04Now we disappear into the ether.
00:06:06We've done it.
00:06:11Hi, Mimsy.
00:06:12Everybody say hello to Mimsy.
00:06:13I don't know where- Oh!
00:06:15Hello, I see you.
00:06:16Hi!
00:06:17I hope you're enjoying this, uh, response video.
00:06:21She might.
00:06:22She should.
00:06:22I will, uh, love to respond to videos.
00:06:30Um.
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35Alright, I guess we'll keep going.
00:07:04Thank you for listening to my opinion.
00:07:06Milo, what did you think about what Paisley said?
00:07:09Yeah, I see your point about my generation and being entitled and angry and all that.
00:07:16But that doesn't mean I'm sold on conservatism or anything.
00:07:20You know, I'm really not here to indoctrinate anyone.
00:07:24Just to offer my point of view.
00:07:26I am.
00:07:31Everyone!
00:07:33Everyone.
00:07:36Please become left-wing.
00:07:41You're being indoctrinated.
00:07:48Milo's a class traitor.
00:07:50Oh, we hate to see it.
00:07:53Everyone has the right to make up their own minds and to take all the time that they need.
00:07:58That's not allowed.
00:07:59So, would you like to join me on my adventure to Snorling's Hollow?
00:08:03Nah, bro.
00:08:05I ain't into all that wacky shit.
00:08:07I'm good.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09Cool.
00:08:10Damn, okay.
00:08:11But would you be willing to come back and help me with my show again in the future?
00:08:15Let me see if I like how this one turns out first and then I'll let you know.
00:08:20I just have to- I just have to compliment Mimsy quick.
00:08:23Her voice acting for Milo is actually pretty good.
00:08:26It's better than Piper's.
00:08:29Um, so, I don't know.
00:08:31Throwing that out there.
00:08:32The voice acting's- voice- I like it.
00:08:35Well, I know I'm not going to need you next week because Paisley and I will be shooting my new
00:08:39rap video.
00:08:41Aw, jeez, Mimsy.
00:08:43Another rap video?
00:08:45You didn't learn your lesson from the last one?
00:08:47A 50-year-old white woman rapping is a total cringe fest.
00:08:51I mean-
00:08:52Fuck you, Milo.
00:08:54The hell?
00:08:55No, Mimsy, you keep rapping.
00:08:58Fuckin' centrist ass, goofy ass, fuckin' goon.
00:09:03No offense.
00:09:05Um, okay.
00:09:06No offense taken, I guess.
00:09:08But if any of our friends are interested in being at the premiere of my new cringe fest,
00:09:13please be sure to hit notifications so you won't miss it when I announce the premiere.
00:09:17It's gonna be like a watch party.
00:09:18Mimsy, Mimsy, you gotta get more confident.
00:09:23You're not cringey.
00:09:24You're based, Mimsy.
00:09:26Besides that fuckin' part where you said the homogenous shit, we're gonna talk about that.
00:09:30You're not cringe.
00:09:32You keep rapping.
00:09:33Who cares if you didn't go to college?
00:09:35Fuck Jake!
00:09:37We're gonna take down-
00:09:39We're gonna take down Jake together.
00:09:41Alright?
00:09:44You make good content.
00:09:46You gotta keep putting this content out there.
00:09:49Alright?
00:09:51Or we can all watch together and chat in real time.
00:09:54So, I guess I'll see you later.
00:09:56And tell your mom that I'm gonna send her a signed print from my show.
00:10:00Oh, and if any of our other friends would like a signed print or any of the other great prizes
00:10:05from the Snortlings Hollow Raffle Club, the chances to win are excellent.
00:10:09And there's a link down below.
00:10:11Okay, I'll let my mom know about the print.
00:10:14See you around, Mimsy.
00:10:17Okay, friends.
00:10:18Before we move on to our adventure in Snortlings Hollow, it's time to announce this month's winners
00:10:23at the Snortlings Hollow Raffle Club.
00:10:26So, for the winner of Captain's Winkies, which is my first tier, we're gonna pull the name
00:10:31out of the hat and announce it right here on the show.
00:10:35Don't care.
00:10:36It's not me.
00:10:36I didn't win, so I don't care.
00:10:38What is-
00:10:40This video is so long.
00:10:41What is this?
00:10:42Where do they go?
00:10:45Gaze into the-
00:10:54Gaze.
00:10:59Gaze.
00:11:01Gaze.
00:11:02Gaze.
00:11:03Alright.
00:11:07Ironically, unironically, ironically enjoying Mimsy.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:12All right.
00:11:14Where are we going?
00:11:15Let's see where we go.
00:11:16Did you apply, Shu?
00:11:17No, I did not apply for the raffle.
00:11:21All right.
00:11:23Gaze.
00:11:27The chat is catching up.
00:11:32All right.
00:11:34Magical lamp, and allow your imagination to wander onto another dimension.
00:11:40A land of whimsical creatures.
00:11:43The enchanted township.
00:11:45Oh, her mic is good.
00:11:47All right.
00:11:48Let's go.
00:11:55Hey, Luna.
00:11:56Hey, Georgie.
00:11:58Hey, Mimsy.
00:11:59So nice of you to materialize here today.
00:12:02Where's Piper?
00:12:04That's how I'm going to greet people.
00:12:07Hi, chat.
00:12:08So nice of you to materialize here.
00:12:09Hey, today.
00:12:10Piper's at her Young Socialists of America meeting today.
00:12:14Whoa!
00:12:16So that's Piper's meeting.
00:12:17She's at the Young Socialist.
00:12:19I thought Piper was a fucking liberal.
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:21Piper's at...
00:12:22She got radicalized.
00:12:23That's what a pandemic does to a motherfucker, you know?
00:12:28Oh, America.
00:12:29That's the name of your township, right?
00:12:31It's more like the name of our realm.
00:12:34Oh, okay.
00:12:36So, socialism, huh?
00:12:38Yeah, I'm familiar.
00:12:39We have something like that here.
00:12:41I understand that some beings just want to help other beings that are less fortunate.
00:12:46But I think it has a lot of unintended consequences that aren't good for our civilizations in the long run.
00:12:52I agree.
00:12:54So, where are we off to?
00:12:55Mimsy, I bet I could sell you on social democracy.
00:12:58You don't got to be a socialist.
00:13:01Sorry, Mimsy, but we don't actually have any plans today.
00:13:06But if you like, I can tell you a story about a couple of snortlings that I met not too
00:13:10long ago
00:13:10that I think are a really good example of why I hold some of the opinions that I do about
00:13:15socialism.
00:13:17Well, sure.
00:13:19I'm down for a lazy day and listening to a good story.
00:13:22You got a couple of chairs we can pull up?
00:13:25Sure.
00:13:26Here you are.
00:13:29So, I was looking for a story for the paper and I had the idea to go and interview some
00:13:35of the beings
00:13:36that received welfare to find out what effect it's had on their lives.
00:13:40Oh, no.
00:13:41Oh, no.
00:13:42Hey, kids.
00:13:43Can I speak to your mama and daddy, I said?
00:13:46None of us around here have daddies, but I'll take you to my mama.
00:13:51That would be great, I said.
00:13:53What are we doing?
00:13:55What can I do for you, says a sheeling.
00:13:59What do you mind speaking to me about a story that I'm writing for the newspaper?
00:14:04It won't take long.
00:14:06I've got time.
00:14:07What do you want to know, she says.
00:14:11I've been told that many beings in this area receive charity every month to help them get
00:14:16by.
00:14:16Do you?
00:14:17I asked.
00:14:19Yeah, I do, she says.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:23What's your name and how long have you been getting help, I asked.
00:14:26My name's Mona, and I've been on charity my whole life.
00:14:31When I was a youngling, my mama got help.
00:14:34And when I grew up, I got help from me and my kids.
00:14:38That's just how it's always been.
00:14:41Hmm, I'm not sure I understand, I said.
00:14:44Where's your husband?
00:14:46What?
00:14:47I don't need a man, she said.
00:14:53Uh, okay, I'm not going to say anything.
00:14:56You're probably all thinking the same thing.
00:14:58Nimsie, we got to have a little talk.
00:15:02If I got a husband, they would take away my doubloons.
00:15:06So I said, well, I could help you get a job.
00:15:10We could use a little help at the newspaper.
00:15:13And I think Otto is hiring at the general store.
00:15:16And they're always hiring at Snortberry Farms.
00:15:20I don't want a job, she said.
00:15:23Why would I work when I don't have to?
00:15:26I'm starting to feel like you're judging me.
00:15:29I'm sorry if you feel that way, I said.
00:15:31But did you ever think that you might feel better about yourself if you gave more instead of just taking?
00:15:38What do you have to say to the citizen?
00:15:40No, Mimsie!
00:15:46This is welfare queen shit, isn't it?
00:15:49I don't like this!
00:15:50First of all, they're not taking.
00:15:53She's obviously a single mom with her little weebling kids.
00:15:58You-
00:15:59...who make good choices and work hard every day to give you doubloons so you don't have to work.
00:16:07Dude, okay, she's a single mom, this fucking wee-
00:16:10Okay, going on defense of fucking weeblings don't even exist.
00:16:13She's a single mom, obviously, she has a bunch of kids, okay, there's no father.
00:16:17What the fuck do you want her-
00:16:18Get a- yeah, get a job.
00:16:19What do you do with the kids?
00:16:20Who's gonna watch the kids?
00:16:25Child care?
00:16:26Okay, how do we pay for child care?
00:16:28Like, dude, there's all these things that, like, overlap.
00:16:31It's not just, like, get a job.
00:16:32It's literally not as easy as get a job.
00:16:35And then you're like, make better choices.
00:16:38Okay, you know, maybe she- she made bad choices.
00:16:41So did you in the past, Mimsie.
00:16:43Like, okay, it happened.
00:16:44It's in the past.
00:16:44But even if it's in the past, like, how do you move from there?
00:16:49They need-
00:16:49I don't-
00:16:50This is fucked.
00:16:52To be-
00:16:53To be frank.
00:16:56Hey, it's not my fault I'm poor, she said.
00:16:59I'm a victim.
00:17:01Oh, I see.
00:17:03You're one of those poor haters.
00:17:05You want me and my younglings to die.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:08Die, I said.
00:17:09I don't want anyone to die.
00:17:11I was just-
00:17:12What newspaper did you say you work for again, she asked.
00:17:16The Beaver Clan Gazelle-
00:17:17Oh, no, no, no, rewind.
00:17:18You were just what?
00:17:20You didn't answer the question.
00:17:21Want anyone to die?
00:17:23I was just-
00:17:24What newspaper did you say you work for again?
00:17:27You were just what?
00:17:28And she asked.
00:17:30The Beaver Clan Gazelle, I told her.
00:17:31Hit figures, she said.
00:17:34I've heard all about you people.
00:17:36I think we're done here.
00:17:38I can't believe I'm missing my TV show for this.
00:17:41Wait, you have a TV, I asked.
00:17:44I don't even have one of those.
00:17:46Oh my fucking God!
00:17:47She exclaimed.
00:17:49You have a TV and you're poor?
00:17:51Whoop-de-doo.
00:17:54Holy shit.
00:17:55It's the Fox News shit.
00:17:57It's the poor people have refrigerators.
00:18:00Whoa.
00:18:02Oh my God.
00:18:02I'm going to kill myself.
00:18:04And then all of you.
00:18:08Oh my God.
00:18:11Excuse me, says another bean.
00:18:13I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.
00:18:16My name is Sadie.
00:18:17I read your stories in the Gazette every day.
00:18:20And I have a story that might interest you.
00:18:22Great, I said.
00:18:23I'm listening.
00:18:25Well, I know Mona, she said.
00:18:27She used to be my neighbor.
00:18:29In fact, I'm here today so I can pick up the last of my stuff.
00:18:32My husband and I just bought a house on the other side of town.
00:18:36Oh, congratulations, I said.
00:18:38Tell me more.
00:18:40Well, Mona isn't a bad being.
00:18:42In fact, I used to be a lot like her.
00:18:45When I was younger, I made some bad choices.
00:18:47And I ended up having a baby with a feeling that I really didn't know very long.
00:18:51And he ended up-
00:18:52It's the same fucking thing.
00:18:53And you know, hypocrisy on my end doing that.
00:18:56Because like half my videos were the same shit.
00:18:57But like...
00:19:01It's the same video every time.
00:19:03Oh, you're poor?
00:19:03Just work hard.
00:19:04Just try.
00:19:05Just do better.
00:19:06Just buy a house, forehead.
00:19:07It's the same fucking video.
00:19:09Every single video is bootstraps.
00:19:11Bootstraps for kids.
00:19:13Child-sized boots.
00:19:14Child-sized bootstraps to pull your children up by.
00:19:19That is this channel.
00:19:22Oh my god.
00:19:25Being very abusive.
00:19:27I left him, but I had no job and nowhere to go.
00:19:30I asked for help and we ended up on charity.
00:19:32We moved into an apartment in this neighborhood.
00:19:35And I was grateful for the help.
00:19:37But after some time, I began to feel bad about myself.
00:19:40And I was going nowhere in my life.
00:19:42I could see that the other she-lings around me all seemed stuck in a life that they weren't truly
00:19:47happy with.
00:19:48Many of them yelled at their younglings and drank too much boozeberry juice.
00:19:53They were always blaming everyone else for not having what they wanted.
00:19:57They said it was the fault of the Weeblings.
00:19:58Wanted or needed?
00:19:59Many never even tried to do anything to change their lives.
00:20:03I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
00:20:04I'm done.
00:20:05Wait, she whips the dog out.
00:20:07Hold on.
00:20:07Um, I want to see Captain Winky.
00:20:10Opportunity to let you know about the new Captain Winky t-shirts for sale in the Snorlings Hollow merch shop.
00:20:15You asked for them and here they are.
00:20:18Mimsy, I'm sorry girl.
00:20:20I would have bought your Captain Winky shit until I heard that we can't have healthcare because we're not homogenous
00:20:27like the Nordic countries.
00:20:29The fuck was that?
00:20:31We gotta have a long talk about that, but I will keep the Captain Winky shirt on hold.
00:20:37Thank you very much.
00:20:39This is...
00:20:40Dude, that blew my mind.
00:20:43I'm not over it.
00:20:46Oh man.
00:20:48That broke my heart hearing her say that, you know?
00:20:52I have such...
00:20:53I, you know, I have hope for every conservative, every ritoid.
00:20:57They break my heart.
00:20:59That's all they do.
00:21:00Every time.
00:21:02Just heartbroken.
00:21:04Okay, so that was bad.
00:21:06Um.
00:21:08Oh yeah, I have...
00:21:09I have...
00:21:11I have a...
00:21:13Speaking of Crenshaw, someone bought up Crenshaw, Captain Winky.
00:21:16We have a Crenshaw video lined up.
00:21:19Uh, people have been asking for me to react to this, but you guys have seen it already, I think.
00:21:23Maybe.
00:21:24I don't know.
00:21:24Maybe you haven't, but...
00:21:26Parallel universes!
00:21:28Captain Winky!
00:21:30And Dan Crenshaw!
00:21:35Our favorite eyepatch, boys!
00:21:40Alright.
00:21:42Um.
00:21:47Send this to Vosh.
00:21:49I wanted Vosh to react to this with me, but I think it's impossible, like...
00:21:52Because there's such a big delay.
00:21:53But yeah, I would love to see him react to this video.
00:21:57Somebody please...
00:22:00Send this.
00:22:00This was a bad one, Mimsy.
00:22:02This was a bad one.
00:22:04I didn't like this one.
00:22:05I'm not even a...
00:22:07Full socialist.
00:22:08And this was...
00:22:10Painful.
00:22:11To hear.
00:22:11I would love to hear someone who actually knows what they're talking about respond to this.
00:22:16Um.
00:22:16Captain Crenshaw.
00:22:17Do you want to look at Captain Crenshaw's video?
00:22:30Do not send it to Vosh?
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:32Maybe not.
00:22:35I don't want him...
00:22:36You know what?
00:22:36He won't be mean.
00:22:37Here's the promise.
00:22:38Vosh, if you see this, if you respond...
00:22:39You cannot be mean to Mimsy.
00:22:41You have to be nice to Mimsy.
00:22:42And you have to tell your audience to be nice to Mimsy.
00:22:45Because if they're not, I will come after them.
00:22:50Yeah, you're right.
00:22:52That's the pro-
00:22:53Yeah, okay.
00:22:53You gotta promise me.
00:22:55That we're gonna be nice.
00:23:03This video will kill Vosh.
00:23:04Don't send it to him.
00:23:06Alright.
00:23:07Do you want to look at Crenshaw?
00:23:08What else do I have?
00:23:09Oh, I have...
00:23:10What do I have?
00:23:12I have Bernie's, um...
00:23:15Thing.
00:23:15Where he talks.
00:23:16But I think we've all seen that too.
00:23:20Tell me if you want to see...
00:23:22Send this to Chris.
00:23:24Chris knows this channel exists.
00:23:26Um, I think he's responding to...
00:23:28Her music video?
00:23:30I still want to do a Shoo on Head video about this channel.
00:23:33But I'm like...
00:23:34I don't even know where to begin.
00:23:35I will intersplice my, um...
00:23:39Reactions from these...
00:23:41From these streams into it.
00:23:52See, I think...
00:23:53I think...
00:23:57Mimsy is a good person.
00:23:58I truly do.
00:23:59I think that she had a hard life.
00:24:02And now she's just trying to help people not have the same life as her.
00:24:07She was addicted to meth.
00:24:08She got arrested.
00:24:09She was a, um...
00:24:11Like, a sex worker or whatever.
00:24:13And...
00:24:15She's now grown up.
00:24:17And she's like,
00:24:17Hey, kids.
00:24:18Like, don't let this happen to you.
00:24:19Kind of thing.
00:24:20But she just...
00:24:22Like...
00:24:23She just...
00:24:26Some of this shit.
00:24:28I can tell that she's repeating rhetoric that she's heard other people say.
00:24:32And I don't think she actually...
00:24:34Believes it.
00:24:35Or understands what she's saying.
00:24:37And I know that because I kind of...
00:24:39When I was first getting into politics,
00:24:41I would hear people say...
00:24:43Really weird shit.
00:24:44Like, I remember...
00:24:47You know the thing would be like,
00:24:48Oh, it's not racism.
00:24:49It's just race realism, guys.
00:24:52What's the point?
00:24:53Well, like, what is wrong with just being factual about IQ?
00:24:57Deadass that was me.
00:24:58Like, four years ago almost.
00:25:00Thank God that never seeped into a video or anything.
00:25:03But, like, that was...
00:25:05Kind of my mindset.
00:25:06Where I would just be like,
00:25:07Why?
00:25:08That's just...
00:25:08Nothing's wrong with that.
00:25:09You know?
00:25:09It's just, like, a fact or whatever.
00:25:11Like, not knowing what the fuck I was talking about.
00:25:13And I feel like that's what Mimsy's doing.
00:25:16But I might be...
00:25:17Projecting.
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:19I feel like someone who's smarter than me could do a better job
00:25:23Talking to her about this.
00:25:24Or responding to her about this.
00:25:26Because I'm not...
00:25:28I'm not...
00:25:29I'm not that good at it.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:46Um...
00:25:49Yeah, I feel like...
00:25:50Yeah, oh, wow shoot.
00:25:51Yeah, like...
00:25:52That never see...
00:25:52That never made it into my content.
00:25:55That mindset.
00:25:57But that was, like...
00:25:58That was, like, a thing...
00:25:59I think I've said it on Twitter, maybe.
00:26:01Where I was, like, talking to someone.
00:26:02I was like, what?
00:26:02They're just race realists.
00:26:03Like, what's wrong with that?
00:26:05Fuck.
00:26:06Fuck.
00:26:07Like, really dumb shit.
00:26:08And I feel like that's what...
00:26:11That's what Mimsy is doing.
00:26:13So, I don't know.
00:26:13I don't want to speak to her, but...
00:26:14I don't want to speak for her.
00:26:16Sorry.
00:26:17But, um...
00:26:19Yeah, I don't know.
00:26:19I feel like she's just a libertarian.
00:26:21And she's like,
00:26:22Oh, I'm a conservative.
00:26:23I like conservative values.
00:26:24But, honestly, like,
00:26:25She's super pro-gay.
00:26:27She's, like,
00:26:28Open...
00:26:29Not saying that conservatives aren't, by the way.
00:26:30I know that they are.
00:26:32But, I mean, like, just her rhetoric and stuff is...
00:26:35I feel like it's
00:26:37Very libertarian.
00:26:40Um...
00:26:41But, whatever.
00:26:45Do you want to watch Crenshaw?
00:27:10She does sound like a libertarian.
00:27:11Yeah, she's got that whole, like,
00:27:13Oh, you have to struggle
00:27:14And, like,
00:27:16Free market.
00:27:19I don't know.
00:27:28Let's watch Crenshaw.
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:31It's quick.
00:27:32It's quick.
00:27:32How long is it?
00:27:33It's three minutes.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:35So, Dan Crenshaw.
00:27:38This man.
00:27:41The meme, the myth, the legend.
00:27:44Does anybody here like Dan?
00:27:46I just want to-
00:27:46Because I know there's conservatives in chat.
00:27:48Is anyone, like, an actual
00:27:50Dan fan?
00:27:51Like, I know conservatives who don't like him
00:27:53Just because he's, like,
00:27:54He's literally
00:27:56John McCain Jr.
00:27:57And he, like,
00:27:59Postures himself
00:28:00And he kind of, like,
00:28:00Makes himself out to be
00:28:01This, like,
00:28:02Cool, hip, new
00:28:03Brand of conservative.
00:28:05But he's really
00:28:06Just a fucking neocon.
00:28:09And
00:28:09It's
00:28:10It's very funny.
00:28:12She said she's a conservative libertarian.
00:28:14Yeah, so she's a right-wing libertarian.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:19That's what I thought.
00:28:23Alright.
00:28:25The American story is one of true exceptionalism.
00:28:29It's built on the greatest ideas in history.
00:28:32This victory tonight,
00:28:33It's about you.
00:28:34It's about defining those.
00:28:37Sorry, folks.
00:28:38I'll be right back.
00:28:44Sir, the towers were just hit.
00:28:49What do we got?
00:28:51Well, it's not over in Georgia.
00:28:52The Senate races went to a runoff.
00:28:53He takes his tie off.
00:28:55We're gonna, we're gonna,
00:28:56We're gonna,
00:28:57We're gonna go through this.
00:28:59What are we up against?
00:29:01You'll never believe this.
00:29:03Far-left activists
00:29:04Are attempting to gain
00:29:05Full and total control
00:29:07Of the
00:29:07Is that Osef?
00:29:14Far-left activists
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19U.S. government
00:29:20Yeah, it's Osef.
00:29:22Why are they blurring it out?
00:29:24But they didn't blur out like that sign.
00:29:25Okay, that's weird.
00:29:26What's going on?
00:29:27That we secure a democratic Senate majority
00:29:30So that we don't have to negotiate in that way.
00:29:34Should
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37That's what politics is.
00:29:39These Senate seats be lost.
00:29:40All will be lost.
00:29:42You supported the Green New Deal.
00:29:43You supported Medicare.
00:29:44Look at her face.
00:29:47Head empty.
00:29:49Kamala Harris.
00:29:50No thoughts.
00:29:51Head empty.
00:29:52For all.
00:29:53Age of blessing.
00:29:55She's laughing because she doesn't.
00:29:58Crenshaw puts Kamala Harris in laughing at the healthcare and Green New Deal and shit.
00:30:04She's nervously laughing.
00:30:07Because she does not.
00:30:09Not that she does.
00:30:10Yeah.
00:30:11Your mission will be to rally support across Georgia behind these American patriots.
00:30:16Senator Perdue and Senator Loeffler.
00:30:19This woman.
00:30:21I'm not kidding.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:22You know I'm stupid.
00:30:23I'm an idiot.
00:30:24I'm basically politically retarded.
00:30:26I'm a...
00:30:27Not a smart person.
00:30:29This woman is an actual idiot.
00:30:33I don't know if you saw her debate.
00:30:36Like she's actually stupid.
00:30:39She's the one who is like radical...
00:30:42Radical liberal.
00:30:44What is his name?
00:30:45Raphael Warnock.
00:30:46Radical liberal.
00:30:48Rap...
00:30:48Like she had no good arguments.
00:30:51All she did was try to fear monger about the other guy.
00:30:56It was really bad and it just kind of shows like all you have to do to like go far
00:31:03as a right-wing political person is to just hate, you know, the libs and the left and like you
00:31:10get far.
00:31:11You have to just say they're bad over and over again.
00:31:14That's all she does.
00:31:17They must win.
00:31:19What's our situation on the ground?
00:31:21We have two patriots down there.
00:31:22Senator Loeffler and Senator Perdue.
00:31:25Great fighters with a great message.
00:31:26They just need a little backup.
00:31:30Last question.
00:31:31Who do you want to bring?
00:31:32Bring everyone.
00:31:41This man.
00:31:44Has crafted his entire personality and image around the fact that he has an eyepatch.
00:31:51You guys get that vibe, right?
00:31:53This entire video was made because he has an eyepatch.
00:31:57Like literally, he thinks he's like the coolest motherfucker.
00:32:03All the Adobe After Effects in the world, Dan.
00:32:06Daniel.
00:32:08All the dramatic music.
00:32:11All the shots of you flying out of a helicopter will not make up for the fact that you are
00:32:18a neocon.
00:32:18I promise you.
00:32:38Patrol, what's the situation at the LZ?
00:32:40Good evening, sir.
00:32:41Rather lovely form, if I may say so.
00:32:43But we do have a small problem at the landing zone.
00:32:46So-called anti-f-
00:32:48I hope they lose.
00:32:49If they lose, this is gonna be way too much effort.
00:32:53I almost feel bad.
00:32:55Fascists.
00:32:55An ironic term given their propensity to, well, act like fascists.
00:33:01Fascism is when street violence.
00:33:04Patrolling the area.
00:33:06Recommend we shift north three kilometers.
00:33:08How does that sound?
00:33:09Negative.
00:33:10I want to say hello to the greeting party.
00:33:12What's the bearing?
00:33:14Always one for a bit of drama.
00:33:1690 degrees from your current heading.
00:33:18Be well, sir.
00:33:22Man, where is this guy?
00:33:24Yeah, dude, it's gonna be dark soon.
00:33:30Fucking hell!
00:33:31Where is that pirate?
00:33:34All right.
00:33:36What?
00:33:38I don't even know why I'm so angry, you know?
00:33:41All the news told us to be.
00:33:43Oh my god.
00:33:46Yeah, Antifa loves the mainstream news.
00:33:51Stop!
00:33:53Stop!
00:33:54Stop!
00:34:18That was...
00:34:20Incredible.
00:34:24Incredible.
00:34:25Literally incredible.
00:34:28and after all that he still voted nay to increase the thing to two thousand dollars
00:34:35BADASS FUCKING BAST! not like the other conservatives were FUCKING COOL! nope
00:34:48I mean it was done really well but
00:34:54it's some production value yeah that's super pack money apparently or pack money this is our country
00:35:00this is politics now guys this is politics that was the first time i saw it i know a lot
00:35:08of you
00:35:08have seen it already but i refused to watch it everyone was sharing it and i was like okay
00:35:12i need to react to this okay epic very epic
00:35:24he spends all this money on that but does not want you to have a stimulus check
00:35:36this is on the same tier of that biden endgame video i don't know what that is
00:35:43oh when they oh yeah no they all do that they all put
00:35:47every single side has put their politicians heads on the characters from the endgame scene
00:35:56every- all of them have done that all of them and it's just the worst thing every time
00:36:04i wish politicians in my country had ads like this yeah
00:36:09honestly okay you know what we're cringing but honestly i hope this becomes a thing i hope
00:36:17i hope all political ads become this just like these epic movie trailers because we literally live
00:36:25in like idiotocracy or whatever that movie is idiocracy
00:36:38that's my parents and my family in the other room they're having a new year's party and i'm alone
00:36:45streaming
00:36:48they're playing um i don't know what game it is
00:36:55what is that game it's like it's called left right center i think i don't know it's some
00:37:01fucking thing there's been boomers yelling this is politics now
00:37:12okay should i read superchats maybe that's what we'll do
00:37:20okay
00:37:29how is everybody doing how are you holding up
00:37:45um thank you kyle uh thank you barry maxed sir the among us musical starts in 40 minutes
00:37:54um thank you three ghosts been loving the streams and videos like this
00:37:58all year thanks for your hard work and effort much love from seattle thank you
00:38:03uh volatair larp thank you you're a lot more intelligent than you give yourself credit for
00:38:08shoot i feel like i could be if i knew how to organize my thoughts but thank you
00:38:12um rebecca thanks thank you hey june happy new year having a rough night spending new year's
00:38:18eve alone thanks covid but your stream is helping me stay positive on a dark day
00:38:21i hope you and everyone else has a safe and great 2021 oh thank you screw 2020 free assage yes
00:38:29thanks thank you rebecca i appreciate it i'm sorry you're alone yeah this whole year sucks
00:38:35um but we are here with you
00:38:39um marusha dark thank you on behalf of conservatives this puppet woman is kind of cringe
00:38:45shu if you want a honest long-form convo about socialism versus libertarianism hit me up
00:38:51that's probably not gonna happen but thank you um mason lauren this chat is exploding more than the
00:39:00new year fireworks outside happy new years thank you um
00:39:07uh maskin jr thank you you should ask professor mark blent from brown university on how the boomer
00:39:13boomer economy has impacted millennials yeah attack uh thank you um barry max to gays i think you mean
00:39:24based thank you um john doe these two couldn't tell me the difference between socialism anarchism
00:39:32and communism right now if their life depended on it yeah true um ramusha dank thank you look up bill
00:39:39world's eat the rich video you could take 100 of the rich's wealth and still not fund the government
00:39:44we spend two-thirds on welfare right now more than defense people want to add more spending
00:39:49well we should cut our defense budget literally in half and we'd still have more than like
00:39:58every country so i don't know sasha villancourt shu mimsy's here yes i saw thank you
00:40:05um maybe a long islander who tried to find a decent pricey housing i call bs oh yeah oh i
00:40:13live on
00:40:14long island no no you're not living here it's impossible to find a house or even an apartment
00:40:19on long island i'll be moving um next year somewhere i don't know where though yet um i watch lesbian
00:40:28cartoons thank you super chat because you called it uh robo trunks thank you these goddamn kids with
00:40:35these participation trophies we gave yeah true participation trophy you want to talk about
00:40:40participation trophy what about the confederate statues that's a participation trophy you didn't
00:40:46even win why do we have them um yb nick thank you oh no mimsy's about to drop those fbi
00:40:56crime
00:40:57statistics yeah mimsy's gonna be like 13 50. uh shorts thank you uh blue boys thank you nice martini
00:41:09mommy thank you it was a mudslide um joseph mangu thank you i knew she was savage when she told
00:41:15jake
00:41:15bye bye yeah she was mad um paul about what age range is mimsy shooting for i'm only wondering
00:41:25because she uses some salty language yeah i don't really know i think she's just an adult cartoon
00:41:31themed puppet thing i think she should drop the whole it's for kids thing and just do like
00:41:37a comedic adult show i don't know that's my opinion uh fletcher lens for two dollars thank you
00:41:50um and nick rikola thank you this new alt-right pipeline is super cute right the
00:41:58fuck lynch mob thank you we're not trying to tell you what to do except for yeah exactly
00:42:06um does fraggle rock know of this place yeah i don't know happy new uh from bart's to cox
00:42:13crack was this what i don't know how to pronounce your name i'm so sorry happy new year june it's
00:42:19almost 3 a.m here all i have to say is besides thanks for the last these few years i
00:42:23really needed
00:42:24them oh thank you um dude slayer thank you i've been here for less than five minutes and you've already
00:42:32given me stage seven colon cancer i trusted you this is not what i've earned yeah i'm sorry
00:42:38douche canoe thank you mayor stump is what i call my penis petroleum noise thank you shoe piper 2024
00:42:46the trisexual ticket yep um divorce from humanity thank you bringing in 2021 shoe on head gets harassed
00:42:54by a gay conservative ventriloquist yeah um voltaire larp thank you i just wanted to say in a year that
00:43:05i never expected to make it through your content and demeanor has helped me keep going oh my gosh
00:43:09thank you i'm glad i hope you're okay hope you're doing better um uh anthony perez do you think you
00:43:17can
00:43:17shout out to nina turner oh yeah everybody go fucking donate to nina turner she is
00:43:25extremely based and cool and she's running for congress and she's one of my favorite politicians
00:43:31i like her better than aoc which is a apparently a um controversial statement
00:43:38but i really love nina turner go donate to her if you haven't she's awesome um
00:43:49swirly swirl thank you mimsy likes you so much more than actual jake
00:43:53that's what i said i'm the good cop jake is the bad cop i don't know
00:44:00shell doggo thank you sometimes a family is a man a woman and a puppet true
00:44:07hey hey thank you hi shu i got some extra money this year for my brutalism work where i accidentally
00:44:13dropped some kitchen tiles and they made a building out of it i figured i'd spread some cash oh my
00:44:18god
00:44:19don't get me fucking started on brutalism thank you chad bandicoot piper x shu thank you
00:44:28yb nick when are you gonna tell us about your puppet sexuality we'll keep that a secret
00:44:36um divin stars thank you great to see tiffo watch a my little pony extra happy new year yes happy
00:44:43new
00:44:43year uh john thank you hi shu just wanted to thank you for your content this past year also it's
00:44:49cool
00:44:49to have some goodbye representation oh thank you i wanted to kind of make a video about not my experience
00:44:55being bi because i wanted to do it i didn't have zero life experience to begin with but like
00:45:01the shit bi people see online i've been collecting screencaps of the weirdest fucking takes about
00:45:07bisexuality and i guess in a sense pansexuality too hilarious from the lgbt community mostly
00:45:15um some from right-wing people but just the dumbest fucking takes and i have a big collection of them
00:45:22and i was
00:45:23like maybe i should do a video like what it's like to be the bee in the lgbt community and
00:45:28just react to
00:45:28this dumb shit um random dude thank you rap about hillary yeah hillary's a fucking bitch yo peace
00:45:43boom shiki thank you snortlings hollow is so hot she's like that super sexy hippo from madagascar
00:45:49i've never seen madagascar so i don't know um gareth about to give some vietnam vets ptsd tonight poggers
00:45:58oh no fireworks uh granbo first blood thank you happy new year you're dork you or your audio isn't
00:46:07working and wake up you're in a coma yeah yeah okay thank you um toby thank you happy new year
00:46:14from
00:46:14germany what time is it over there it is 10 pm here um disappointing raccoon for me 2021 will always
00:46:23mean three years until kamala becomes president and i'm scared yeah i don't know i have no idea
00:46:30is she gonna become president we'll see um sugary mayamato we get a new season of always sunny in
00:46:382021 can't be that bad i have not seen the past like three new seasons so i'm so far behind
00:46:45that's
00:46:46what i should do tonight i'm gonna catch up with always sunny um radu love you june you're awesome
00:46:53thanks for the entertainment happy new year thank you um john torres i used to be a client of snortlings
00:46:59hollow i posted the news article about her on twitter yeah i saw that i think i saw that yeah
00:47:09um rainbow trout thank you new zealand is the best country don't at me yeah new zealand's pretty cool
00:47:16um radu happy new year shoe happy new year to you too
00:47:21uh wyvern i see you renamed shoe off head are we gonna see anything about that time soon perhaps
00:47:26this year yes i'm working on something i'm working on a surprise i'm not sure if people are gonna like
00:47:32it but i'm just gonna try it out see how people like it and if they like it i'm gonna
00:47:37keep doing it
00:47:39uh noia boiter thanks for the stream while i'm stuck working for papa oligarch walmart helps me get
00:47:46through the night oh i'm sorry happy new year um i'm sorry about the way gkg dylan fraser mckay
00:47:54joe biden going back on his promise promises doom repealed yeah joe biden i had hope but that hope
00:48:00lasted what five minutes ben erwart imagine still being in 2020 lmfao yeah true okay let's just talk
00:48:12to chat hello hello chat
00:48:20um what do we want to look at let's look at something cool
00:48:26um
00:48:32filibuster and chill did you guys see bernie's uh argument
00:48:43hello everybody
00:48:50hello
00:48:52radical liberal wafio warnak yeah true
00:48:56feet pics please hello hello chat hello
00:49:05speaking of walmart
00:49:09so i don't know if you saw there was like boycott walmart trending the other day and i was like
00:49:14yo bass at first and then it turned out it was because what's his name
00:49:23what the fuck is his name
00:49:31where
00:49:36where are you
00:49:40oh josh hawley so josh hawley
00:49:45all right listen
00:49:48i have a problem okay and i understand my problem okay i keep falling in love with these right-wing
00:49:53populists and they keep breaking my heart immediately every single day so josh hawley is like
00:49:59a fucking uh conservative dude right and he he's good at the rhetoric where he's like
00:50:05we care about the workers and like blah blah blah so anyway josh hawley said something about like
00:50:12um
00:50:14oh i'm like
00:50:17something about the election and then let me i need to find it because i'm doing a really bad job
00:50:21explaining it josh where are you
00:50:29there you are okay all right all right all right
00:50:38so this was weird honestly this was weird so josh hawley was like millions of voters are
00:50:44concerned about election integrity deserve to be heard i will object to january 6th on the behalf so
00:50:48he's telling he's talking about the election he's like we need to look into election integrity or
00:50:54some shit and walmart like walmart replied go ahead get your two hour debate hashtag sore loser
00:51:04so that's weird like we can admit it's kind of weird like out of nowhere he didn't tag walmart
00:51:09this had nothing to do with walmart walmart responds to this dude so josh like went the
00:51:16off and he's like or maybe you should apologize for the pathetic wages you pay your workers and
00:51:21blah blah blah like he went the off but anyway walmart was trending because of this
00:51:28that's weird of walmart to do like can we can we like can we like agree that that's weird why
00:51:37did
00:51:37they do that like what the walmart and then all the conservatives are now boycotting walmart which fine
00:51:43okay
00:51:48no not base walmart it's weird like shut up
00:51:55why are you getting involved in this it's marketing yeah i guess but
00:52:03yeah it's just weird and then all the conservatives rallied around him and they were like yo
00:52:07fuck walmart and they're like fuck walmart fuck big businesses and it's like okay i guess i mean
00:52:14it's like a really weird way to go about it but okay i swear to god all we gotta do
00:52:19is tell all
00:52:20the conservatives that all of the powerful people in the corporations are all run by libs they're all
00:52:26liberals and we gotta we gotta we gotta tax them right we gotta tax them to hell because they're liberals
00:52:34we have to punish them we have to take their money we have to take the fucking liberals money and
00:52:38they
00:52:38will be on our side forgot to switch accounts yeah i don't understand why that happened it's a little
00:52:50weird
00:52:55yeah whatever works yeah i don't know
00:53:00i think walmart wait what did walmart say where are you
00:53:13i don't know i know that i think they responded
00:53:21here they are the tweet published earlier was mistakenly posted by a member of our social media
00:53:28team we deleted the post and have no intention of com commenting on the subject certifying the
00:53:35the electoral college we apologize to senator howley for this error and confusion about our position
00:53:41they're gonna run on this shit they're gonna be like yo remember when walmart tried to get at us
00:53:46fuck walmart they're gonna take they're gonna love this that just like fuels them
00:53:54but yeah
00:54:09look at them you know what f walmart and their slave labor produce cheap shitty products we
00:54:14need american-made options for all manufactured goods starting right now
00:54:19like damn mindy this woman is hilarious
00:54:25she's like a boomer wet dream
00:54:29oh yeah she's starting the patriot party this woman
00:54:35red white and f you with mindy robinson unapologetically patriotic my politics are conservative the way i talk
00:54:42isn't shit
00:54:48um yeah
00:54:59let's talk to chat
00:55:04sargon in chat really who's saying that you're lying
00:55:11she's hella cute though yeah no she is
00:55:17let's see let's stalk her
00:55:28look at them they all think
00:55:31they literally all think they're like action movie stars
00:55:37that's politics now
00:55:44what is this
00:55:46oh it has no sound it's just a gif
00:55:49okay
00:55:56shu come back to the winning side
00:56:07have you made any videos about asexuality no i have not
00:56:17it's not laughter in the next apartment it is my family in the other room
00:56:26caitlyn bennett is far less attractive caitlyn bennett's cute
00:56:33caitlyn bennett has a very cute voice
00:56:42why did you pick shu
00:56:46the name shu on head oh my god i forgot to tell you so
00:56:50so like
00:56:53all the time i get people not knowing where my name comes from um they're either young or they're just
00:56:58not online or whatever but recently there has been an influx of people who are left-wing and not
00:57:08very online and apparently
00:57:11one of them i stumbled upon like two people in my mentions talking about my username
00:57:17and one of them was like oh yeah she got it from snowpiercer because it represents class struggle
00:57:23i was like
00:57:25dude no it's not that deep it's not that deep it is literally just a meme
00:57:31telling chem girls to put a shoe on their head to prove that they're real
00:57:35it is not that deep it was really funny
00:57:45i thought it was because of george bush
00:57:47you know what my name could mean anything that would be shu at head
00:57:54have you ever searched your name on deviant art i have and it was for a video that i wanted
00:57:58to do
00:58:03and um unfortunately the main account that i was going to talk about deleted all of their art
00:58:12um but the art was a hypnotism fetish right this person had a fetish for hypnotizing women
00:58:19but their specific art of me they were hypnotizing me to be a neoliberal that was the theme the theme
00:58:29was
00:58:31their fetish was hypnotizing me to like
00:58:37be a neolib it was like the i remember the art was like i no longer like bernie and i
00:58:42had like swirls in
00:58:43my eyes it was the funniest shit and he or they deleted their entire they deleted all the art before
00:58:50i could collect it for the video yeah there's like blueberry fetish yeah yeah hilarious the inflation
00:58:59art yeah and i'm so sad that all the feti all the fucking hypno shit is gone
00:59:06it's yeah it was so specific they had a they had a neoliberal fetish like to hypnotize me it was
00:59:15so good
00:59:16ah so mad
00:59:33you are now a hillary stan yeah basically that's what it said
00:59:46you are now a hillary stan yeah basically that's what it said
00:59:52what's worse deviant fan art or the deep fakes oh man people always send me my
00:59:58fucking deep fakes and i'm just like okay this is weird guys one of the deep fakes you've probably
01:00:04already seen it one of the deep fakes literally called what shoe what shoe and head does to cope
01:00:09with bernie sanders losing and it's like the weirdest shit they like photoshop my face onto porn stars it's
01:00:16the creepiest none of it looks good by the way it looks like trash um but it's just so fucking
01:00:22weird
01:00:22like i couldn't imagine like like i don't particularly care because like it's just like
01:00:27okay whatever it's gross whatever but i couldn't imagine like i don't know someone who does care
01:00:32about that shit like that's creepy as fuck like if you don't it's like basically porn of you it's very
01:00:40gross and weird like i don't know how it's legal to even do that but very fucking weird deep fake
01:00:46technology is creepy in general like audio like you can make different audio people and stuff like
01:00:52that like who knows how much of the shit we've already seen as deep fake you know jfk's head
01:01:019-11 who knows guys no let's not start the 9-11 thing i'm just kidding rational wiki i am
01:01:09just kidding
01:01:10i do not actually believe 9-11 was a deep fake please do not write that down thank you
01:01:27it has to be fucked up to be a woman on the internet
01:01:31i wouldn't know any other thing i've only been that so i can't compare
01:01:42how do we know you're not a deep fake yourself true you don't know that i'm just like a cia
01:01:48experiment
01:01:52they started this years ago they started like five years ago
01:02:09covid is a deep fake true guys what is the connection between
01:02:17taking covid seriously and being a republican
01:02:22what is that is it the distrust of government
01:02:27what is it that makes almost all republicans just really fucking weird about covid and masks
01:02:37and like caring about this pandemic what is it i don't understand i don't understand
01:02:48you watch this right okay
01:02:53you watch this fucking uh you watch this senate hearing all the republicans like don't have masks
01:03:02on all the democrats have masks on like even here like there's a democrat mask on there's a republican
01:03:13no mask no mask what is it oh wait there's a democrat with no mask never mind not everybody but
01:03:28it's just kind of weird i don't understand since the onset of this current pandemic
01:03:40um it's a it's a combination of anti-intellectualism and trump cult contrarianism yeah that maybe it
01:03:48is the pulse of compulsive contrarianism shit because republicans are based yeah based and dying
01:03:55almost every fucking uh republican there's so many republicans catching covid so many of them and yet
01:04:04they're not taking it seriously
01:04:16i don't really understand
01:04:38it's literally mach macho masculine culture yeah but the women are like that too like my aunt my
01:04:46aunt's a conservative she's like yo fuck mass it's all fake you know like
01:04:54i don't know i don't know
01:05:03um oh so i wanted to show you guys this i'm not sure if you um
01:05:13we'll decide oh mimsy we'll decide if we want to take the risk or not but mimsy you affect other
01:05:18people though it's not just like conservatives like we'll decide but it doesn't just affect you
01:05:24you can infect other people that's the issue it's like the uh anti-vax moms it's like okay you don't
01:05:31want to vaccinate your kid but it might affect other people that's where the thing comes in like with
01:05:39the my body my choice thing you know it only affects the woman and her fetus it doesn't make everyone
01:05:47in
01:05:47a five mile radius uh get an abortion you know what i mean when you don't want to wear a
01:05:54mask or
01:05:55whatever and you're giving that you could spread it you know what i mean so it's it's not just like
01:06:00an
01:06:01individual thing we all have to work together to destroy this thing and it's not happening because
01:06:08there's people who are like i'm an individual like i don't trust the government it's like okay
01:06:12neither do i but it's a fucking pandemic it's just a flu
01:06:20dude no it's not i know people whose lungs are fucking destroyed yes they survived covid
01:06:26they survived it when you hear like oh it's a 90 they survived it but they're fucked up
01:06:34like it's not just like oh you don't die from it you get fucked up from it
01:06:40it's it's serious i don't understand why people aren't taking it serious
01:06:46shoo when will you make a podcast i don't think so ever
01:06:56why are there covid deniers i don't understand what is the what is the conspiracy what do they
01:07:03think the conspiracy is you're affecting other people with your dumb shit i don't know
01:07:13i don't know
01:07:19like i'm all for not trusting the government i'm all for conspiracies you know that
01:07:23you know that but i i just i don't know i don't know
01:07:29the flu is terrible too we got a vaccine for it yeah
01:07:56the conspiracy is about bill gates and vaccinations what do they think dude were there people like
01:08:02like freaking out about the vaccination for the flu i don't know
01:08:11i'm sure there were
01:08:149 11 head ass yeah
01:08:195g yes the 5g towers
01:08:34polio
01:08:375g gives you covid
01:09:00these covid deniers are just like you with robots
01:09:04listen did you see that video of the viral cute video of the robots dancing
01:09:09fuck outta here oh it's so cute how when robots dance they are so much less intimidating what the
01:09:15fuck are you talking about they're literally just lowering your guard you're they're trying to make
01:09:20you think that you're safe by dancing and doing all this goofy silly viral shit fuck robots i'm telling you
01:09:27guys
01:09:28don't trust the robots
01:09:38remember vaccines cost autism yeah
01:09:46okay okay i want to see you uh i want to show you guys this
01:09:51so all these like crusty ass people are up here like oh here's why we shouldn't get two thousand dollars
01:09:57or whatever then bernie gets on stage i don't know if you've seen this yet
01:10:03bernie gets on stage brings some trump tweets with him literally prints out trump tweets to make his point that
01:10:08this is a non-partisan thing and that we should just be giving working families money
01:10:14but not only that this motherfucker gets on stage
01:10:21this is what they say all right i need to show you what i asked you a very simple question
01:10:28not
01:10:28linking things together nobody in the real world understands that stuff that's inside the beltway stuff
01:10:36what people in the real world know and i want to take a moment to read some of these statements
01:10:44i want to take a moment to read some of these statements because uh we sent out we have a
01:10:46lot
01:10:47of people on our social media and we asked the american people we just the other day we said tell
01:10:53me what would a two thousand dollar check mean to you what's going on in your lives and in just
01:11:01over
01:11:0124 hours i would say to my friend from texas nearly six thousand people responded and here is just
01:11:09what a few of them had to say and i we don't have this is twitter stuff so i don't
01:11:14have their names
01:11:15here and i wouldn't use it publicly anyhow but this is what they say one person writes two thousand
01:11:21dollars is the difference between keeping our apartment and being evicted here's another two
01:11:28thousand dollars means i can afford to feed my three kids another response quote it would mean not
01:11:35having to choose between rent and groceries and not having to ration ration my partner's meds
01:11:42end quote another response quote i am raising my grandson with medical needs i am four thousand
01:11:49dollars behind on utilities we need electricity to run his medical equipment end quote here's another
01:11:56response so he just this man brings to the senate floor tweets from real people
01:12:06man of the fucking people here what other politician does this that is incredible to see like here are
01:12:16real people telling you why they need this money and then you like skip around this video and there's
01:12:23just these oh that that guy did really well but there's just these dudes who like who just like oh
01:12:29but
01:12:30you know if we give people money then they'll be they'll start being they'll rely on the government
01:12:37for help it's like why the else are you here to spy on us to send us into pointless stupid
01:12:48wars
01:12:48you are literally here to help the people especially in a time of crisis which by the way i always
01:12:56see
01:12:56people um a lot of conservatives in my mentions on twitter and in my comments and stuff being like
01:13:03it's kind of crazy how uh i'm on the side of the commie here it's like oh it's kind of
01:13:11crazy how in a time of
01:13:12fucking crisis the quote commie is the one in the right that's crazy maybe we should uh take a step
01:13:21back and think about that maybe we should reflect on why that is but yeah
01:13:30it's mitch mcconnell mitch mcconnell's blocking the shit mitch mcconnell's not just blocking
01:13:35people from getting the two thousand dollars he's blocking the senate from voting on it so like
01:13:43people can't even these these people can't even say yay or nay there's you can't vote on it because
01:13:50mitch mcconnell's like no we're not even gonna vote on it he's not even letting them vote on it
01:14:08it's just like insane
01:14:14cock block by the zombie ghoul yeah mitch is such a fucking ghoul
01:14:29i can't mitch mcconnell decides who lives and who dies yeah we have so much money to bail out
01:14:37wall street to fucking
01:14:41give to a million other countries none for us though none for us
01:15:05is anybody getting weird static shit
01:15:13hello is it doing that my mic does this and i do not know why i'm so sorry
01:15:20i think i need a new mic i don't know
01:15:24is it still doing it
01:15:32turn off your vibrator shut the fuck up i don't know why it's doing that
01:15:39i can't stop it i can't stop it i don't know why
01:15:48hold on maybe i can unplug it and plug it back in
01:16:02hello is it still buzzing
01:16:07oh no chat's delayed so i don't know when it stopped oh no the nsa wiretapping
01:16:20it's your phone oh it is okay
01:16:31is it better you're muted no i'm not
01:16:41if i donate will the buzzing get louder shut the fuck up you fucking people
01:17:07do you want to listen to her new rap song
01:17:13or we've had enough are we are we od'd on mimsy today maybe perhaps
01:17:23i think i'm going to is vosh still on is he told me that i could come on or whatever
01:17:29but
01:17:33i don't know i don't know if he's still doing it i'm not sure
01:17:38i think i'm going to go eat food i have not eaten any food today
01:17:47so i think i'm gonna go do that
01:17:53everyone's saying no no yeah yeah we're we're done with we're done with mimsy today i think
01:17:58we've overdosed
01:18:01we'll we'll go back we'll next stream we'll look at the next thing
01:18:09um okay i'm going to go
01:18:19um yeah
01:18:22and i might be on basha stream if he wants me to i'm not sure
01:18:27amazing communication skills here on display from the two of us but i might yeah go on there so
01:18:34yeah i'm gonna eat food thank you so much uh wait should i look at i think i got some
01:18:39super chats
01:18:39yes hold on i will do that and then i will go eat food because i'm very hungry
01:19:05i live from no name i live in epic socialist finland where we all get epic neat bucks here have
01:19:12some bro oh thanks thank you for your socialism money um nitro punks thank you they might depend
01:19:20on us for doing the thing we're elected to do yeah right exactly um mcfatson thank you we need more
01:19:27interesting conspiracies i'm about to become a 5g denier they've been repackaging this 3g the whole
01:19:34time wake up sheeple true patrick mckinnon did you watch jimmy door's town hall last night
01:19:40will you call on the squad to not vote on pelosi unless m4a is on the floor to vote i
01:19:48don't i have not been keeping up with all of that honestly like jimmy door's thing so i really don't
01:19:54know i need to watch videos about it i need to educate myself on this so i i don't really
01:20:00have a
01:20:00solid opinion on it i like jimmy door and people get mad at me when i say that um he's
01:20:07like our alex jones
01:20:10but yeah uh matthew grant i'm only seven can you tell me where babies come from no i can't do
01:20:17that
01:20:17sorry john q thank you new to your channel love your content bernie's the hero we need but not the
01:20:25one we deserve honestly true you know it's gonna be weird like years from now when everyone's like
01:20:31oh bernie was such a a great guy a hero when all the media does is trash him remember that
01:20:37like 10 years like when he's dead just watch like cnn msnbc like be like oh he was just such
01:20:45a great guy
01:20:45like shut the fuck up assholes and you know when there's like a when there's like a movie made like
01:20:53a bio movie made about him they're gonna like water it down and hillary is gonna be like his best
01:21:00friend
01:21:00and like oh my god toby thank you it's past 4am in germany right now love you wish you the
01:21:10best hope
01:21:10hopefully it will get better yeah true nitro punk art happy new year shoe hope this works out better
01:21:16for you and all of us yep same christopher mezza literally working my shift at walmart listening
01:21:22to the stream you are the second person you're the second walmart person tonight the walmart wagey cagey
01:21:34um patrick mckinnon thank you blake thank you alexander thank you swede thank you happy new year's to you
01:21:43too um calab doady we need a sequel to the communist manifesto i'll write it i will write the second
01:21:50communist manifesto um decain thank you brad the magnificent thank you max kitter any hd adhd advice
01:22:02i just got diagnosed and i might get meds but i don't know if it will really work for me
01:22:07the meds work
01:22:08pretty well for me i haven't really been keeping up with them though because adhd so so but they're it
01:22:16it's it's okay um start off with small doses um like i didn't take any today for example
01:22:31sinful thank you um marusha dark thank you sorry i missed getting to meet you in person in mines
01:22:40irl in philly oh i didn't go to that so don't worry about it happy new year be well oh
01:22:47you too
01:22:49um leo db dan cranchel cereal eye patches and milk come talk to us after i punch your windshield
01:22:59um joe costian at least we're certain mimsy's no grifter she's too forgone i hate when people use
01:23:04that fucking word always incorrectly no i do not think mimsy is a grifter i think she genuinely believes
01:23:10what she believes she has she kind of understands the other side's points too so i don't think she's
01:23:19i don't know adalyn west thank you how much for you to do an ad like that yeah i'll do
01:23:25a cool dan
01:23:27crenshaw ad um okay thank you everybody that was nice but i am so tired and i need to eat
01:23:41food but that was fun
01:23:47um yes um love you all have a good new year's i will see you all next year bye
01:23:56bye
01:23:57you
01:23:57you
01:23:59you