00:00He turned his ambulance into a food truck.
00:02That's great.
00:04Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:08Uh-oh.
00:10Help me.
00:12Help me.
00:13I need a dog.
00:16I need a dog.
00:17I need a doctor.
00:18I need doctor dogs! Yes, that's right.
00:21If you're facing a hot dog emergency,
00:24doctor dogs.
00:26I'm going to see if these dogs
00:27are just what the doctor ordered is.
00:29We're going to check out doctor dogs here in
00:32Lozell.
00:34Uh, in the
00:35Chicagoland area. Of course, they have the
00:37Yankee.
00:38I'd like to see if these hot dogs
00:41are the right medicine
00:43or are they just a bunch of plaques.
00:59This is Dr. Dog.
01:02He's got the hot dog.
01:03He's got the hot dog.
01:04You know,
01:07these say take an apple day keeps the doctor away
01:09or take one of these and call me in the morning.
01:12Well, I have two hot dogs
01:13and I'm reviewing.
01:15First, we review the regular hot dog.
01:18Oh, look at this. We've got a little
01:19hot skip game too.
01:22Alright, so here's the hot dog.
01:24Looks pretty good.
01:26Bunded door ratio is on point.
01:28We've got the poppy seed traditional
01:30Chicago fun.
01:32Well, let's see how it actually tastes.
01:46It's a line drive signal.
01:49You know,
01:50good hot dog.
01:51Not great.
01:53Doesn't have that,
01:54doesn't have a big snap.
01:56Doesn't have the best coloring, but
01:59it's sufficient.
02:01Now we have the chili dog.
02:02Let's see how that actually came out.
02:05As we unwrap the chili cheese dog.
02:09Very sloppy looking.
02:10We got the cheese sauce.
02:13Let's see how it actually tastes.
02:28Very ordinary chili.
02:31Not awful though.
02:33The cheese sauce helps it.
02:36I'm going to also give this a signal.
02:39You know,
02:40it's a decent hot dog.
02:43I won't tear it down too much, but
02:48I'm looking for something better.
02:50And if you know any place I should go,
02:52let me know.
02:54Email me.
02:56Email me.
02:56At gmail.com,
02:58and you never know where I'm going to go.
03:01But...
03:01Yeah, dude.
03:04Just...
03:04Average.
03:05That's what I was saying.
03:08And average is a man.
03:12But...
03:12Let me know where I'm going next,
03:14because you never know where I'm going to go.
03:16So next time...
03:19Well, fuck, I can't.
03:21Well, who am I?
03:22I'm not.
03:23I couldn't hop it out
03:24since I wasn't here.
03:25I couldn't walk it.
03:26See you next time.
03:29Take me out for some hot dogs.
03:33Get me one that's only plain.
03:36No mustard or ketchup.
03:39I'll know what the dog is really about.
03:42And it's hope that this is a good one.
03:46Maybe a whole one or a double.
03:49But if it sucks, it will be a strikeout and not worthy of my taste buds.
04:16Get me one of those.
04:17I'm not.
04:17I can't wait for you.
04:18I can't wait for you.
04:18You
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