00:00No, yeah, yeah, no, I'm telling you, bro, this play, it's a complete joke.
00:05Yeah, at least half these people should be fired, starting with management.
00:09Yeah, I could run this company better than these idiots with my eyes closed.
00:12Trust me, if I was in charge, things would be different around here.
00:16These people would actually have an idea of what they're supposed to be doing.
00:19Yeah.
00:20All right.
00:21All right, catch you later, Austin.
00:23Bye.
00:25Wow, Julia.
00:27Julia, still working on that project from last week.
00:31You know, at this rate, you'll finish it by Christmas.
00:33Next year.
00:36Ryan, I'm actually ahead of schedule.
00:38Maybe you should focus on your own work.
00:39My work, please.
00:41I finished everything that was important.
00:43I finished it yesterday.
00:44Unlike some people, I work efficiently.
00:51That was...
00:54That's a snap, buddy.
00:57You know something?
00:57You know what my motto is?
00:58I got this new motto.
00:59Sharing is caring.
01:01Even if you never learned that in kindergarten.
01:03That was actually part of my lunch.
01:05What's that?
01:06Speak up, Martin.
01:07Nobody can hear you when you mumble like that.
01:10Ryan, we're getting a new intern today.
01:12Can you please act like a professional human being for months?
01:16Professional?
01:16Julia, I am the professional here.
01:18You two are just jealous of my natural leadership skills and my charisma.
01:24Just promise me you won't scare them away on their first day.
01:27Scouts honor.
01:28Though I was kicked out of scouts for being too awesome for their little club.
01:33More like being too obnoxious.
01:35What was that, Martin?
01:36What?
01:37You have something to say?
01:37You want to share it with the rest of the class?
01:38Nothing, Ryan.
01:40Just...
01:42Just nothing.
01:43That's what I thought.
01:44You know, Martin, if you spent less time mumbling and more time actually working,
01:49maybe you'd get somewhere in your life.
01:51Unbelievable.
01:52What's unbelievable is that I have to carry this whole office on my shoulders.
01:56But hey, it's what us leaders do.
02:03Another day, another dollar, working with a bunch of scholars.
02:09Ryan, could you please stop, man?
02:12I'm really trying to work on this.
02:13Can't stop, won't stop.
02:15I'm office rocks down.
02:16Yuck out, yuck out, yuck out!
02:17This is ridiculous.
02:25Hi there, you must be our new intern.
02:27I'm Julia, the account manager.
02:30Hi, nice to meet you, Julia.
02:32I'm Sarah.
02:33Hey, welcome to the team, Sarah.
02:35I'm Martin from Operations.
02:37Thank you, Martin.
02:38I'm looking forward to working with everyone.
02:41Oh, and I'm Ryan.
02:42I'm basically the MVP of this office.
02:44You picked the right place to work.
02:46Mainly because I work here.
02:48Um, okay.
02:50Nice to meet you.
02:52Oh, don't worry, Sarah.
02:54I'll take real good care of you.
02:56I have a lot of experience with mentoring.
02:58Sarah, let me show you to your workspace and explain your responsibilities.
03:03Yeah, I can think of a few responsibilities that I'd like to give her.
03:06Ryan, that's completely inappropriate.
03:08What?
03:10I was talking about filing and data entry.
03:12You have such a dirty mind, Julia.
03:14I think I'd prefer to hear about my actual job duties.
03:17Oh, you will.
03:18Trust me.
03:19I'll make sure that you learn everything that you need to know.
03:23Come on, Sarah.
03:24Let me show you to your desk and get you set up properly.
03:27Hey, Sarah.
03:29What do you call a fake noodle?
03:33An impasta!
03:35I get it.
03:37You said impasta, right?
03:39Look, you'll be an imperfect employee pretty much until I try and use them.
03:45Until I get my hands on you.
03:46Ryan, she's trying to learn her job.
03:49Can you give her some space?
03:50Oh, excuse me, Mr. Manager Wannabe.
03:54I didn't realize that you were running the show now.
03:56Last I checked, we were equals here.
03:59We are equals, which means you should treat Sarah with some respect that you'd want to receive, too.
04:05She's an intern, dude.
04:06She needs to prove herself first.
04:08And besides, I'm just being friendly.
04:10Maybe you should try it sometime instead of being such a buzzkill.
04:18I appreciate friendliness, but there's a difference between being welcoming and being inappropriate.
04:25Whoa, someone's got a little attitude already.
04:28I like that in a woman.
04:30Ryan, that's enough.
04:33Sarah, why don't I show you to the break room and the kitchen area?
04:38Hey, Sarah.
04:40If you need a tour guide later, I know all the best spots in this building, including some private areas,
04:47eh?
04:52You're unbelievable, Ryan.
04:54You know that, right?
04:55I'm just being helpful.
04:56Someone around here has to show her the ropes properly.
05:00That's not being helpful.
05:01That's being creepy.
05:02Creepy.
05:03Martin, let me tell you something about yourself.
05:06You wouldn't know charm if it hit you in the face,
05:08which is probably why you're still single.
05:12Yeah, and you know my personal life is actually none of your business, so...
05:15Everything's my business when I have to work with losers like you every single day.
05:23That's right, walk away.
05:26Go, just like you always do.
05:37So, your main responsibilities will be supporting the account management team with research, client communications, and project coordination.
05:45That sounds perfect.
05:46I'm really excited to contribute.
05:48Your attention to detail will be crucial.
05:50We work with some high-profile clients who expect excellence.
05:54High-profile clients, Julia?
05:56Come on, let's be honest.
05:57Half our clients are bargain hunters who barely pay their bills.
06:00Ryan, that's not true.
06:02And it's unprofessional to discuss our clients that way.
06:04I'm just feeling realistic.
06:06Sarah deserves to know what she's getting into.
06:09I'm sure I can handle whatever challenges come up.
06:12Oh, I bet you can handle a lot of things.
06:14I meant professionally.
06:16Of course you did.
06:17I like a woman who's focused on her career.
06:20Ryan, why don't you focus on your own career instead of bothering Sarah?
06:24Bothering?
06:25I'm networking, Martin.
06:26It's called being social.
06:27You should try it.
06:28Uh, there's a difference between being social and being inappropriate.
06:32According to who?
06:33The fun police?
06:34According to basic human decency.
06:36You know what? You people are so uptight.
06:39I'm just trying to make the new person feel welcome.
06:42I feel welcome enough, thank you.
06:44Great!
06:45Then you won't mind if I show you some of the, uh, finer points of working here?
06:49Actually, Sarah, why don't you get settled in?
06:53Ryan, leave her.
06:56I'll check on you in a few minutes.
07:00So, Sarah, I've been thinking about our, uh, earlier conversation.
07:05We didn't really have a conversation.
07:07Oh, sure we did.
07:09And I can tell, you're, you're different from all the other boring people here.
07:14I'm just trying to focus on my work here.
07:17Oh, come on.
07:18Don't play hard to get.
07:20I saw how you looked at me earlier.
07:21I looked at you because you were being loud and disruptive.
07:26Look, I know the corporate game better than anyone.
07:30Stick with me and I can help you climb the ladder fast.
07:34We could make a great team in more ways than one.
07:38I'm not interested in whatever you are suggesting.
07:42I'm suggesting a mutually beneficial relationship.
07:46I have influence here, Sarah.
07:48I could put in a good word for you, uh, with management.
07:51I'd prefer to succeed on my own merits.
07:54Okay, that's admirable.
07:55But naive.
07:57This business, it's about connections.
07:58And I'd love to make a connection with you.
08:02Don't talk to me that way.
08:04Relax.
08:05I was just being friendly.
08:06Come on, take it easy.
08:07Uh, what's going on here?
08:09Nothing.
08:11You two are so paranoid.
08:12I was just being nice to the new girl and everyone freaks out.
08:15That didn't look like being nice, Ryan.
08:17You know what, Martin?
08:18You have a sick mind.
08:20I was having a normal conversation.
08:22You were not having a normal conversation.
08:25Okay, I'm sick of this.
08:26You people are toxic.
08:28Julia, you're an uptight control freak
08:30who can't stand to see other people having fun.
08:32Fun.
08:32You call harassment fun.
08:34And Martin, you, you're a pathetic loser
08:37who's been stuck in the same position for years
08:39because you have no backbone.
08:41Ryan, stop.
08:42No, no, I'm not going to stop.
08:44I'm tired of walking on eggshells around all of you people.
08:47Actually, Ryan,
08:48I think it's time you knew who you're really talking to.
08:52I'm not an intern.
08:54I'm Sarah Morrison, the CEO of this company.
08:58What?
08:59You tricked me.
09:01That, that, that, that, that's entrapment or something.
09:03You know what, this is illegal.
09:04You can't do that.
09:05It's perfectly legal.
09:06And you've just confirmed every single little complaint
09:09that I've ever received about you.
09:11These two, they set me up.
09:13They're just jealous because I'm not afraid to speak my own mind.
09:15No.
09:17Ryan, you're not speaking your mind.
09:19You're harassing people, creating a hostile work environment,
09:22and frankly, you're a liability to this company.
09:25Listen, lady, I don't care if you're the CEO or the Queen of England.
09:28You can't fire me just for being friendly.
09:30I'm not firing you for being friendly.
09:32I'm firing you for sexual harassment,
09:35creating a hostile work environment, and gross misconduct.
09:37You have no idea what you're doing.
09:39I, I was the best employee that you had.
09:43The best.
09:43If you ever were our best employee,
09:46we were in some serious trouble.
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