Tiny Tim LIVE 12.05.20!

Tiny Tim's Adventures

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00:00I'm live. What do I am all doing from? Oh, I'm live! Yeah! I'm live!

00:10Hi everybody! Hi Aidan! First in the chat. Wood210, hi. SavageSkills, RoryFox, KeiraRandall,

00:25channel at, hello everyone, I'm Aidan Goldring, yeet! And then, boom, it's all gone mad.

00:34Everyone's saying hi, everyone's saying hi Tim, hi, love you, love you. Oh, that's cute.

00:41Hi everybody! Boy's gone mad now. How is everybody? How's everybody's lockdown? Are you still

00:49on lockdown? I'm, I'm on lockdown. Just means I've got to stay in the house with my mum.

00:56Oh God, she's so boring. She's so boring. So, you're talking about you, you shippy boring

01:04pig! Screw me Aidan. No, you shut up! Cheeky cow. Screw me Aidan. Uncle Barry's still not been

01:15around. He's alright, because he's got all his plants, haven't he? You went and seen

01:19Smackin' Steve of them all. Took them all with him. Um, do you want me to try and read

01:25them? Just a minute. Just a minute. Hello, hello, hello, I love you. Aw. Has everyone been

01:32okay though? Yeah. Thank you, Matthew, thank you to everybody who's been subscribing. Oh my

01:40God, nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly, on 850,000. Oh my God, 850,000 subscribers. That just

01:52means that it makes me proper happy. So, thank you so much to everybody. I'm trying to read

01:59these, just going too fast. I can't prank call anybody, because no one's in, and it's too late

02:05now. Well too late. So, I can't, can't ring anyone. Can't ring anyone. So, Matthews, thank

02:11you for subscribing. And my Instagram's gone up massive. Boom. And, yeah, I've got over

02:21215,000 on Instagram now. And we've hit 2.2 million on Facebook. Double dab. That's what

02:30they get for that. Um, so thank you so much. Thank you for all being amazing. Um, who said

02:38ring your real dad then? Not got his number. I'd love to ring my real dad. I don't know

02:43him. Um, so yeah, Matthews, thank you for all the support. And the videos that I've been

02:52putting out recently, oh my God, been getting loads and loads and loads of love. So, thank

02:59you so much. I wish she'd shut up. My mum's doing my head in. Oh, snoring. So, we've got

03:09a load of calls to get through. Going to get loads, loads of calls done today. So, if you

03:15want me to ring you, send me your number. Not in the comments, but send me your number on

03:22Facebook Messenger and I'll ring you. Doesn't matter where you are in the world, I'll ring

03:28you. Well, it'll go into a pot and then we'll pick it out at random and then we'll probably

03:34ring you. So, send me your number. We might ring you. Um, getting loads of love, loads of

03:44love as well for the Tim and Em video that I did. Oh my God. Did you say the Tim

03:50and Em

03:50video? Yeah. See, did Tim and Em. I was rapping and beatboxing because I'm a little bit ghetto

04:00like that. I'm not ghetto at all. I like gatto. I'm not ghetto. So, we did the Tim and Em,

04:09the Tim and Em video of beatboxing and trying to get a record deal with rapping and I called

04:18out, um, Lewis Capaldi. He's not turned up. Scared. Scared. That's what he is. Um, so,

04:28House Chardonnay. Someone just said that. House Chardonnay. In lockdown, she's had a phone

04:34taken off still because she's just going mad on TikTok. Oh, I'm on TikTok as well. I'm

04:41on TikTok. I've got nearly half a million followers on TikTok. So, make sure you go on TikTok and

04:47follow me. Just loads of copycat ones. Loads of copycat ones. But there's only real, one

04:55real Tiny Tim TikTok. Um, don't know what it is. I think it's, I think it's Tiny Tim or is

05:05it? Let me see. Trying to remember what it is. It's Tiny Tim. I'll tell you now. Tiny Tim's

05:20adventure. Tiny Tim's adventure it is. So, don't follow anything other than Tiny Tim's

05:28adventure. Because that's me. That's definitely me. I just want to say a math is thank you

05:35to football and fun toy reviews. Is your mum still being raised? Yes, she is. But thank you

05:42so much for your donation. Thank you. Football and soft toys. Football and soft toys. That's

05:50amazing. I'm going to get in touch with you because I want a new football. Because I'm good

05:57at football. I'm not the best. But I'm definitely not the worst. So, got a load of fun calls to

06:08do today. Get excited. Hope everybody's been okay. Oh, someone else. Pixel Blast 235. Is

06:21Barry also a fat pig? No. Uncle Barry is not a fat pig. It just stinks. And it's not his

06:31plants.

06:32Not his plants. Which is why he stinks. It's because he don't shower. Tramp. Don't know

06:40what my mum says to me. He must be really good at wrestling. Really good. So, I'm going to

06:46crack on with some calls. Get excited. I'm just trying to read all these. Where's my mum?

06:53Mum. She's in bed. She's in bed. She's in bed. She's in bed. She's in bed, you lazy pig.

06:58Mum's in bed. In the room next door. Lazy pig. Doing my head in. Oh, Tim. We've got your room.

07:07Shut your mouth. Oh, Tim. Oh, you're meant to be doing schoolwork. Shut your mouth. So, yeah.

07:16Mum's in bed all the time. Do me again. Um, there's a spider. There's not a spider.

07:31There's not a spider. Stupid. Um, why is there a spider? Where's the spider? Where's the spider?

07:49There's no spider? There's no spider. Idiots. You're stupid. Um, can you wrap? Yeah, I can wrap.

07:58Yeah, I can wrap. You're not ready. You're not ready for that. Do you want me to do a little

08:03bit of beatboxing and wrapping? Do you want me to do that?

08:09Say spider. Why are you saying say spider? Spider? There's no spider. There's no spider. What are you on about?

08:17There's no spider. There might be a spider.

08:22Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab.

08:33Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab.

08:36Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab.

08:37Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab. Dab

08:51Hewittson, thank you very much

08:53For your donation

08:54Stuff Rocket

08:56Thank you for your donation

08:58How's your mate Kieran?

09:00You're still bigger of him

09:01Yeah I'm bigger of Kieran

09:03Yeah he might have scored the best goal I've ever seen in my life

09:06With his head

09:07He just went boink

09:09Best goal I've ever seen ever in my life

09:12But it was offside

09:13I would even have a linesman

09:16So whatever

09:19Cox Enormous

09:20There's a mean guy I know

09:22Can you prank call him?

09:25Maybe

09:26Maybe

09:27But thank you so much for your donations

09:30Thank you

09:32And still no spider

09:34Still no spider guys

09:37Still no spider

09:38Do you do a bit of beatboxing?

09:40Smackin' Stevie

09:41No he's out

09:42Kicked him out

09:45Kicked him out

09:46Because he kept

09:47Kept getting into the attic

09:50But there's nothing there

09:52So kicked him out

09:54Proper smack head though

09:55I mean proper smack head

09:59Um

10:01Shall we just save something about Stormzy

10:04Stormzy's not ready for me

10:07Stormzy's not ready

10:07Oh my god

10:10Not ready

10:12Um

10:14I'm trying to read him

10:15It's going too quick

10:16Do a bit of beatboxing

10:19Do a bit of beatboxing

10:20I'm not good

10:23A bit of beat

10:24Oh what's this on?

10:25Mmm

10:27Um

10:28Oh

10:29Jack Hewittson

10:30Jack Hewittson again

10:31Thank you so much

10:33Um

10:34Richard Blanchard

10:36How to miss my birthday

10:37Shout out please

10:38Richard Blanchard

10:40Richard Blanchard

10:42Happy birthday

10:43Happy birthday to you

10:45I went to the zoo

10:48I saw a fat minky

10:50And it looked just like

10:54Mama

10:57It's right

10:58So

10:59Do a bit of beatboxing

11:00Then we're going to do

11:01A fizzle kizzle

11:04Mama

11:07Mama

11:08Mama

11:09Mama

11:11Mama

11:12Mama

11:13Mama

11:14Mama

11:27Mama

11:31Mama

11:42Mama

11:43Mama

11:44Mama

11:47I am clever, I'm not thick

11:52I have got a really big dog

11:55And it's called Oscar

11:57And if you've seen my TikTok the other day

12:00I was walking my dog Oscar

12:02But I said it was my mum

12:05They look alike

12:06They look alike

12:07They both got like proper sagging faces

12:12Just dribbled all over myself

12:13Doesn't matter, doesn't matter

12:15Right, let's crack on with a phone call

12:18In a second

12:19Keith Pierce

12:22Can you say hi to our kids

12:24Torrin and Autumn

12:26Hi Torrin, hi Autumn

12:29Make sure you're staying safe

12:31Do your schoolwork

12:33And make sure you're being good

12:36Make sure you're helping out

12:37Make sure you're being proper well behaved

12:40Right, let's crack on

12:42I'm ringing Matthew

12:45From Brandon

12:47Brandon has asked me to ring Matthew

12:50So let's ring

12:53Hello, hello

12:55Hello

13:00Have you got me a gun?

13:02Got me a gun!

13:04Oh my god

13:05It's an answer machine

13:06And I thought it was somebody

13:08Now I look a stupid idiot

13:10And I

13:11No you!

13:12Shut up!

13:12I'm not being loud!

13:13Ooh!

13:15Shut your mouth!

13:17That did my head right in

13:20Good

13:21I bet they're on gift gaff

13:22I bet they're on gift gaff

13:28Stupid

13:28Right, next one

13:30The better answer

13:31The better answer

13:32I don't want to go mad

13:33Right, Kimberley

13:35Kimberley, I'm ringing you

13:36Because

13:37You've asked me to ring you

13:43I love you too

13:46Call the DJ

13:49I'm not ringing him

13:54This is Kimberley

13:58Kimberley

13:59From Kaz

14:00I'm not answering

14:01Hello

14:04Hello

14:05Hello

14:05Who's that Kimberley?

14:07Who's that?

14:08It's Tim

14:09I'm three nearly six

14:11Kaz has asked me to ring you

14:15I'm three nearly six

14:17Do you watch my videos?

14:20I do

14:20I'm not watching it now

14:21Because I'm babysitting

14:23Oh!

14:24Just go and put the baby in the bedroom

14:26And come and watch me on YouTube

14:29I will

14:30You better add

14:31Who's the baby you're looking after?

14:34He's two years old

14:36And he's watching

14:38I don't know if he's watching

14:40No it's not

14:41It is

14:45Hold on

14:46I'll tell you

14:47I can't wait to find out

14:49Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

14:51Ben and Holly!

14:53I love Ben and Holly!

14:57Are you enjoying it?

14:59Yeah

15:00I'm actually watching it

15:01Yeah

15:03You're watching it

15:04What's the baby called?

15:07Riley

15:07Riley?

15:09Yeah

15:09Riley

15:10And he's two years old

15:12Yeah

15:13He's two years old

15:14I'm older than Riley

15:15Because I'm three nearly six

15:17Are you?

15:19Yeah

15:19I'm a big boy

15:21Who are you?

15:22What are you doing?

15:24Why are you babysitting?

15:25Where's the mum and dad?

15:27Um

15:27So

15:28The mum is at work

15:30She works in a care home

15:31Oh wow

15:33And

15:34And

15:34The dad

15:35Is working

15:36In a fish and chip shop

15:37In a chipper?

15:39Yeah

15:39Oh

15:40Please

15:41Will you get me

15:42Some chicken nuggets?

15:44Some chicken nuggets

15:45How many would you like?

15:46All of them

15:47One

15:48One hundred

15:48I'll go on five billion of them

15:51And put them all in my mouth

15:52And I'll eat them

15:53And then I'll end up like my mum

15:54A proper fat pig

15:58Oh

15:58Is your mum awake?

16:00No

16:00Is she actually

16:01Mum

16:02Wake up

16:03She might be awake now

16:07How's your lockdown going?

16:09Are you okay?

16:10Are you looking after yourself?

16:12Yeah

16:12I'm just getting really bored

16:14I want McDonald's

16:15I'm desperate for McDonald's

16:18I just want

16:19I'm meant to be opening

16:20I just

16:20There's none opening near me

16:23Oh well apparently drive-thru's

16:25I meant to be

16:25Coming back

16:27Not

16:27Not near me

16:28There's no McDonald's

16:29Opening near me

16:30So if you want to get on your bike

16:32And bring me a chocolate milkshake

16:34And six chicken nuggets

16:35I'll be your best mate

16:38Okay I'll do that

16:39Yes

16:40I love you Kimberly

16:43I love you too

16:44I love you

16:44Well I'm going to go

16:45Because I've got other people to ring

16:48Okay

16:49I'm going to try and sort out

16:50Some more chicken nuggets

16:54All right

16:55All right

16:56Well you stay safe

16:57And I'll see you soon

16:58Okay bye

16:59Love you

17:00Love you too

17:02Love you bye

17:03Bye

17:05So just got myself

17:07Some chicken nuggets

17:08And a chocolate milkshake

17:09What

17:10Um

17:11Right

17:11Muffet

17:13Thank you

17:13Um

17:14Jack Hurwitz

17:15Thank you

17:16Can you ring me

17:17Um

17:18Send me your number

17:20In the messages

17:21On Facebook

17:22Don't put it in the chat

17:27Um

17:28Cox Enormous

17:30Again

17:31Cox Enormous

17:32Thank you so much for your donation

17:35Um

17:35I've got his name now

17:37Clem

17:37I've got his name

17:39Will Kimber

17:40Can you tell

17:41Tim Kimber

17:43Oh

17:43Will Kimber

17:44Can you tell

17:45Tim Kimber

17:45That he's a

17:46Stupid pig

17:47Tim Kimber

17:49You're a stupid pig

17:50But you've got the same name as me

17:52Oh my god

17:53We might be twins

17:55Just looking at your picture

17:57We're definitely not

17:58Because you're not good looking enough

18:01Also

18:01Jack Hurwitz

18:03Thank you so much again

18:04And Stuff Rocket

18:06Um

18:07Do Miss Justin

18:08From Q and O3

18:09Yeah Miss Justin

18:11Yeah Miss Justin

18:13Of course do

18:14I'm not always Miss Justin

18:17He was

18:18He was my friend

18:19At one point

18:20So yeah

18:22Miss Justin

18:23From Q and O3

18:24Right

18:25Next call

18:26Next call

18:28We've got Roger

18:29From Arlene

18:31Arlene

18:32That's out of

18:34Only for us

18:35Right

18:35Justin

18:36Arlene's asked me to ring you

18:39And see a four-pound moon

18:41Oh Roger

18:44Who did I say Roger

18:46Justin

18:47Roger

18:49Answer your phone

18:50Answer your phone

18:55I'm not ringing 9-1-1

18:56Don't be daft

19:01Welcome to Give Gaff Point

19:03Give Gaff

19:06Give Gaff

19:08Give Gaff

19:12Give Gaff

19:14Oh that was so funny

19:16So funny

19:17Right so

19:20Next number

19:22Who have we got

19:23No I'm not saying 14

19:27No

19:28Gemma

19:29Gemma

19:30Gemma

19:30Paul has asked me to ring you

19:32So answer your phone

19:33You better not be on Give Gaff

19:34And don't get me

19:35With one of them

19:36Hello

19:38Don't get me on one of them messages

19:39Because it won't be our pair

19:42That was my voice then

19:45Right so

19:46Gemma

19:47Answer your phone

19:49Paul has asked me to ring you

19:53Hello

19:53Hello is that Gemma

19:55Yes we can

19:57It's Tim

19:58Paul has asked me to ring you

20:00Tim

20:01Yeah I'm three nearly six

20:03You're three

20:09Three nearly six

20:10Three nearly

20:11Is that Paul

20:12That is Paul yeah

20:14Hi Paul

20:15Are you okay

20:15Yeah I'm alright mate

20:17You

20:17Yeah but I rang Gemma

20:20I didn't want to speak to you

20:21Alright you speak to Gemma then

20:23I'm only joking Paul

20:25Are you my real dad

20:27No unfortunately not

20:29There's nothing unfortunate about it

20:31I've seen your picture

20:32You're not good looking enough

20:34I'm ginger so I can't be your dad

20:36No I'm not ginger

20:38I'm African sunset

20:41Sunset

20:44He must be my brother

20:48So is everyone okay there

20:50Is everyone staying safe

20:52All still working

20:54Still working

20:55Yeah still working

20:57No rest of the wicked

20:58Hang on

20:59Does anybody work for McDonald's

21:03I'm working at McDonald's

21:04I thought you had a lorry load of chicken nuggets

21:07Yeah they're not on the way yet

21:09No

21:10No just because they're not open are they

21:12Yeah some of them are

21:15Yeah but not

21:15They're going to go for the 15 that are open

21:17Not near me Paul

21:19Not near me

21:22Disgusting

21:22Where's he in it

21:23I live at home

21:26Have you seen Smackhead Steve recently

21:28Yeah he come the other day

21:29To get some plants out of the attic

21:31But Uncle Barry's took them out

21:33Has he

21:34Yeah

21:36He said he was taking them to your house

21:41We've got a Smackhead problem round here

21:43Oh is Steve there yeah

21:46Steve

21:48No

21:49No Steve

21:50I've just heard him coming up the stairs at my house

21:55Yeah he's going to

21:56He's going to go and play wrestling with my mum

21:59Yeah

22:00Is she in bed

22:01Of course she's in bed

22:03Yeah

22:04Where do you think she is

22:05She's loving this lockdown

22:08What is she

22:09What is she

22:11Yeah

22:12My mum

22:14Yeah yeah yeah

22:14What do you normally shout at her

22:17Normally swear words

22:19Because I know she's not going to get up and chase me

22:23Because she's a proper lazy pig

22:28Stupid cow

22:30Isn't she

22:32So

22:32You've got a group of people here listening to you

22:35You've got a group of people

22:36Social distancing people

22:39Social distancing

22:42They're trying to fix my car

22:44Well they shouldn't be in the house then

22:46Should they

22:47Where's your car

22:48In the car park

22:49We're all outside

22:51Oh you're all outside

22:54Right

22:54What's wrong with your car

22:57I have to have a new engine

22:58So my service light keeps coming on

23:01Oh

23:02I needed a new engine

23:04In my

23:05You're going to laugh

23:06Because you went

23:06Meow

23:07Meow

23:09But I had

23:10I had to get a new engine

23:11For my red and yellow car

23:15Because

23:16Diamond broke it

23:17When I went and got it clean

23:19And then

23:20And then they had to get a new engine

23:23Because my legs were killing that

23:27It was like a Flintstones car

23:31Funny

23:32Have you had any windows fitted in it yet?

23:34No not yet

23:35It's

23:36It's good without any windows

23:38Because that's cheap air conditioning

23:42Especially when you're going

23:43Meow

23:44Yeah when I'm going

23:45Meow

23:47And it's raining

23:48I'm getting rain in my eyes

23:51Hey let's put some

23:52Put some goggles on

23:54Yeah I might

23:55I might have to wear some goggles around my mum

23:57Because when she talks to me

23:58She spits

24:00Spits

24:00Oh you don't want them

24:01Covid-19 droplets do ya

24:03Do you reckon my mum's got it?

24:05I don't know

24:06I don't know

24:07She definitely had BSA

24:09She definitely had mad cow disease

24:11Yeah

24:12Because she is

24:13Because she is a fat cow

24:18Right I'm going to go

24:19Because I need to fix

24:21I need to ring more people

24:22But I hope you fix your car soon

24:24Thank you

24:26Brilliant

24:26Alright well you stay safe

24:28And I'll see you in a bit okay?

24:31Alright

24:31I do stay safe

24:32See you later

24:33Love you

24:34Love you

24:35Love you

24:36Bye

24:37Bye

24:38Two metres

24:40Two metres

24:41Go follow the guidelines

24:43Wait

24:44Mathis

24:45Mathis

24:46Shout out

24:47To

24:47B.Herek123

24:49Say

24:50Luca mean

24:51What?

24:53Luca Milner

24:54Likes James Charles

24:56Luca Milner

24:58Likes James Charles

24:59That's what

25:00And the Chicken Channel

25:03That's my favourite new channel

25:05Oh the Chicken Channel

25:07Please say a big hello to Aaron Scopes 18 Boobies

25:13I love 18 Boobies

25:16I really do

25:17It's my favourite

25:18It's my favourite

25:19If you've not seen

25:21The call where I ring the strip club

25:2318 Boobies

25:25All for me

25:26That's a lot of milk

25:31Oh god

25:33Right

25:34Let me

25:34Why did you say that?

25:39That's a lot of milk

25:40And them boobies

25:41Oh no

25:48Oh no

25:51Right

25:53I've got the giggles now

25:54What is that?

25:56I've got the giggles now

26:01Oh

26:01I can't

26:02Do it

26:02Right

26:03You're my ringing

26:04I am ringing

26:05Kelly

26:07Because Beth

26:08Told me to

26:10Kelly

26:11Answer your full while moon

26:15Oh

26:15I don't

26:16Really need me laughing

26:17I don't know why

26:17I'm starting laughing

26:20I'm not ringing

26:21The police

26:24Hello

26:26Is that Kelly

26:29Kelly

26:30Yeah

26:30Kelly Beth

26:31Told me to ring you

26:32It's Tim

26:33I'm three nearly six

26:39Are you okay?

26:42Hello

26:43Hello

26:46It's

26:46It's Tim

26:47I'm three nearly six

26:49And my mum's a lazy pig

26:55Are you okay?

26:57Yeah

26:58What are you doing?

27:01Eating ice cream

27:03That's what my mum's doing

27:08My mum loves ice cream

27:13What flavour ice cream have you got?

27:18What flavour is it?

27:21Vanilla

27:22Who was that?

27:24Vanilla

27:36Vanilla's a little bit plain in it

27:40Yeah

27:41Do you know what my mum

27:42I always get

27:43Do you know what ice cream

27:44She gets?

27:46No

27:47She always gets

27:49Neapolitan

27:50Because she can't make

27:51Her flippin' mind up

27:55And very rarely

27:56She gets

27:57Vanilla

28:02He's just

28:03Taking a piss at you

28:05Oh

28:05You can't swear

28:09Who was that?

28:10Who was that man's voice?

28:12That's my 15 year old son

28:15I thought you were going to say

28:16That's my sister

28:24What?

28:25There he is again

28:26Oh my god

28:28What's your son called?

28:30Josh

28:31Josh

28:32That's a very young name

28:34For such an old voice

28:36Isn't it?

28:38What?

28:39What does Josh do?

28:44Nothing

28:44Yeah

28:46That's typical of every

28:4715 year old boy

28:48Isn't it?

28:50It's a bit like

28:51Me uncle Barry

28:52As well

28:53But he's not 15

28:57Is this a prank?

28:59Yeah

28:59My name's Tim

29:00You're live on YouTube

29:02Now

29:03Really?

29:04Yeah

29:05I just rang to say hello

29:07Because Beth told me

29:08To ring you

29:13Who's Beth?

29:17Beth's my best friend

29:18Not anymore

29:25Interrupted your

29:26Eating

29:26Your ice cream

29:28I'm so sorry

29:29No that's fine

29:32Have you got loads left?

29:34Yeah

29:36Do you fancy sharing it?

29:38Not with Josh

29:39With me

29:41Yeah I'll share it with you

29:42Yeah

29:43Right

29:43I'll bob round

29:45And I'll bring a spoon

29:49Right

29:49I'm going to go

29:50Because I've got other people

29:51To ring

29:53Okay

29:53Alright

29:54Well

29:55You stay safe

29:56And I'll see you soon

29:57Okay?

29:58Okay

29:59Can I just ask?

30:01What?

30:02Do you reckon

30:03Josh is my real dad?

30:05No he might be

30:06What do you reckon?

30:08He could be

30:09Hmm

30:11I hope not

30:12I've seen the picture of him

30:13He's not good looking enough

30:15I know he's looking dumb

30:21Oh Josh doesn't sound happy now

30:23Does he?

30:25He better not come round

30:27And try and kick him head in

30:28Because I'll just get me

30:29Uncle Barry on him

30:33Uncle Barry might be

30:34He is real dad

30:40This has just gone

30:42Full on Jeremy Kyle

30:43This conversation

30:44Hasn't it?

30:47Right

30:48I'm going to go

30:49So I'll see you in a bit

30:50Okay?

30:51Okay

30:51See you later

30:53Bye

30:54Bye Josh

30:55Love you Josh

30:56Bye

30:59Love you

31:00Love you

31:01Love you

31:02Bye

31:08Did you hear Josh?

31:09Proper deep voice

31:12Okay

31:13Well Kimber

31:14Thank you so much

31:16For another donation

31:19VoodooTube

31:20The Buckingham Palace

31:22I've tried

31:22They've just got a call

31:24Send them

31:24They just hang up all the time

31:26I reckon the Queen

31:27Loves watching me

31:29The Queen has definitely

31:31Got TikTok

31:32And she's watching me

31:33All the time

31:35She's grabbing

31:36Philip

31:37Watch this

31:38Definitely

31:39Queen loves me

31:41100%

31:42So thank you

31:43Will Kimber

31:43And thank you very much

31:45VoodooTube

31:46Thank you very much

31:48Next call

31:51Next call

31:52We've got

31:53Ryan

31:54From Kelly

31:55Kelly has asked me

31:57To ring you Ryan

31:58So make sure

31:59You answer

32:03Don't be on

32:04Giftgaff

32:09Hello

32:10Hello

32:12Is that Ryan

32:17My name's Tim

32:19Hang on

32:20And I'll get Ryan

32:21For you

32:22Yeah get Ryan

32:25Did you hear that barking

32:27Was that my mum

32:32Ryan

32:34Tiny Tim's on Facebook

32:36I'm finding this

32:38What's that

32:41What's that

32:42What's that

32:43What's that

32:44It's

32:45Join me

32:45Tim on Facebook

32:46Ryan

32:48Hello

32:49Hello

32:54Is that Ryan

32:57Yeah

32:57Hi Ryan

32:58Hi Ryan

32:58My name's Tim

32:59I'm 3-0-6

33:02I'm ok

33:03Are you ok

33:06Yeah?

33:07What are you doing?

33:09Watching something

33:10What are you watching? Are you watching Fortnite?

33:15No

33:15No, what are you watching?

33:18Some cartoons

33:18What?

33:21Some cartoons

33:25What?

33:26Are you watching cartoons?

33:29Some cartoons

33:30I don't know what you're saying

33:34Kardashians

33:34What?

33:36Kardashians

33:38Teen Titans

33:41Oh

33:41Teen Titans

33:44Yeah

33:45I've never heard of it, is it good?

33:48Yeah

33:48Is it the best in the world ever?

33:52Yeah

33:52Do you think I should be on it?

33:56Maybe

33:58Maybe, I definitely should be on it

34:00Because I'm a tyrant

34:01Also, I've broken my elbow

34:04You've broken your elbow

34:10Ryan

34:12Yeah?

34:13Did you break your elbow?

34:14Yeah

34:15How did you do that?

34:18Running on that dumpling

34:20Oh flipping it, Uncle Barry broke his elbow falling out of the attic

34:26That's not good

34:27That's not good, is it?

34:30Yeah

34:31That's not good

34:32He was crying, the big baby

34:35But you didn't cry, did you?

34:39I screamed

34:40Yeah, definitely allowed to scream

34:43But Uncle Barry screamed

34:44Asked for his mum

34:46And then carried on crying

34:47He's an old man

34:50Stupid big baby

34:52Stupid big baby

34:52Are you doing okay with your school work on the lockdown?

34:58I haven't been doing it

35:00Why?

35:01I don't know

35:02You've got to do it

35:04You're getting in trouble

35:05You've got to do your school work

35:09Okay

35:10Promise me that you'll do it okay?

35:13Okay

35:14Okay

35:15But I hope your arm gets better soon alright?

35:18Okay

35:19Okay

35:19Well you be good

35:20You stay safe during the lockdown

35:22Don't break any more bones

35:24And I'll see you soon okay?

35:27Okay

35:28Keep watching my videos

35:29And I'll see you soon

35:30I love you

35:32Okay

35:33Love you

35:36Bye

35:36Love you, bye

35:40I broke his arm

35:42I broke his elbow

35:43Oh bless

35:45Um

35:45New Jersey Gem

35:47Gem

35:48My plants are better than your Uncle Barry's

35:50Gem

35:52Gem

35:55New Jersey Gem

35:59No

36:00They're not

36:03Because Uncle Barry's look beautiful

36:05When they're flowering

36:06Beautiful

36:07But they stink

36:09So bad

36:13What was that?

36:14Oh my god

36:15I love you

36:15I love you too

36:17Um

36:17I can't ring McDonald's

36:19I can't ring McDonald's

36:20They're all shut

36:22Oh

36:24But Jim

36:25Just so you know

36:26Uncle Barry's plants are

36:27Well better than yours

36:29Even the police said they were good

36:31So

36:33Just saying

36:34Just saying

36:35Right

36:37Let's do another call

36:38Let's see who we get

36:40Natalie

36:43Natalie

36:44I'm ringing Natalie

36:46Natalie

36:52So close to a million subs by the way

36:54I just lost a gold plaque

36:57Help me

36:58Help me get a gold plaque

37:01Hello

37:03Hello

37:03Hi is Natalie there

37:06Oh yeah I'll pass you over

37:08Thank you

37:11Hello

37:12Hello

37:13Hello

37:14Hello

37:14Is that Natalie

37:14Is he?

37:16Is that tiny too?

37:17Yes

37:18Me

37:18Are you okay?

37:20Yeah you?

37:21Yeah what are you doing?

37:24Erm

37:24I'm going to put my three monkeys out

37:27What?

37:28My three children

37:30Oh

37:31Did you say monkeys?

37:33Did you say monkeys?

37:33Yeah well they are

37:33Oh

37:34I well thought you had a monkey then

37:36I was going to have one

37:37But because of the kids

37:38I don't want to

37:41Where is my mum

37:43Where is my mum?

37:45Yes

37:46Where do you think?

37:47She's in bed

37:51Oh

37:52Why are you so surprised?

37:54She's always in bed

37:55She's always in bed

37:55You lazy pig

37:58I just called her a lazy pig

38:03How's your lockdown?

38:05Are you staying safe?

38:08Sort of

38:09Why not

38:10Why not

38:10100%

38:12I'm safe

38:12What's going on?

38:14Because I want to catch it

38:15So I can breathe on people I don't like

38:16Oh my god

38:18That is such a good idea

38:19Am I going to give my mum a hug?

38:24But you're not allowed to do that

38:27No we are

38:28We are keeping safe

38:29It's just

38:31Who don't you like?

38:32Let's talk about who you don't like

38:34Just me and you

38:35Just sort of

38:36Who don't you like?

38:37You don't like her husband

38:39Where is he?

38:41Right next to her

38:46This is just sending to Jeremy Kyle

38:51But Jeremy Kyle's not on no more

38:53I know it's not

38:55Rubbish isn't it?

38:57Yeah

38:58We need to come to the Timmy show

39:00Yeah I should get my own show shouldn't I?

39:03Yeah would you come on it if I got my own show?

39:07I definitely would

39:08I'll fix your relationship

39:12Because it sounds knackered to be honest

39:19So why don't you like your husband?

39:22Because I married him

39:23Oh that's your fault then isn't it?

39:28You said I do when you should have said I poo

39:37Well he said when we were doing our vows

39:40That he said awful wedded wife

39:43Awful?

39:46He did

39:47This really has sent him to Jeremy Kyle hasn't it?

39:52Yeah but he's the father of my children so

39:55Right we'll get a DNA test on him!

40:03Oh my god this is proper sending to Jeremy Kyle with a little bit of George Rinder

40:19Is he live?

40:21Yeah it's live on YouTube!

40:25Is he live?

40:32Is he live?

40:38Yeah it's live on YouTube!

40:39Oh my god I'm crying!

40:42How old are the kids?

40:44They're 7, 5 and 2

40:47They're still young enough to put up for adoption

40:55Wow it has crossed my mind

40:57Yeah and you can always get somewhere else

41:01You can always do better

41:05I like you talking to

41:07I like you but I don't want you stuck in a dead end relationship do I?

41:18My mum's single

41:22So she's not with Uncle Barry?

41:23Uncle Barry's not been around for ages because he's not got any plants here

41:29I could be your new Uncle Barry

41:32That just nearly made me be sick in my mouth

41:35Oh my god I just shivered

41:44Well at least he's not your real dad

41:46Thank god for that I've seen the picture he's not good looking enough

41:51Bye Tiny Tim

41:53See you in a bit dad

41:57Right I'm going to go anyway because I've got all the people to ring

42:01But I'm going live on Facebook in about 15 minutes

42:05Okay

42:05Alright so hopefully I'll see you when they're okay

42:09Okay

42:09Okay go and make sure the kids are alright

42:12I will

42:13And see you in a bit I love you

42:15Love you

42:17Love you

42:17Bye

42:19Bye

42:21Oh my god

42:23Right I'm going to go live on Facebook

42:26We'll do one more call

42:27And we're going to go live on Facebook

42:29So make sure you get on there

42:32Go and follow me on Facebook

42:33Tiny, just put in Tiny Tim and it will find me

42:37Tiny Tim's Adventures

42:39I'm ringing

42:40Isabel

42:41Because Charlotte's asked me to ring Isabel

42:43So I'm going to ring Isabel

42:45Last call

42:46But then we're going live on Facebook in about 15 minutes

42:49So make sure you jump on there

42:51Let's ring Isabel

42:53Beep beep

42:55Beep beep

42:57Beep beep

42:59Hi Chris Lee

43:00Whatever the name was

43:01Hello

43:03Hello

43:04Hello

43:04Hi is that Isabel?

43:07Yeah

43:08Isabel it's Tim

43:09I'm 306

43:11Charlotte's asked me to ring you

43:14Oh

43:15Hello

43:16Are you okay?

43:18Yeah are you?

43:19Yeah what are you doing?

43:21Well I'm always just watching a film

43:23What film are you watching?

43:26Well

43:26Cat in the Hacks

43:27It's a good film isn't it?

43:29Cat in the Hacks?

43:31Yeah

43:32Oh

43:34Yeah

43:34Yeah that sounds great

43:37How's your lockdown going?

43:40Oh yeah it's alright actually

43:42It's a bit boring though

43:43It is

43:44Are you in school?

43:45In work?

43:46What are you doing?

43:47Um

43:48No I'm not in school right now

43:50Because it's closed

43:51But um

43:52I work

43:52Yeah

43:53What do you do for work?

43:55I work at Domino's

43:57Oh can you bring me a Domino's?

44:00Oh I wish I could but

44:02Oh just put it in one of them

44:05Bags

44:05The big square bags

44:07And bring it

44:07May I be your best mate?

44:10Oh

44:11Oh

44:11I'd have to ask one of the delivery

44:12No you bring it

44:14And bring some chicken strips as well

44:16And I only want the mustard

44:18The mustard dip

44:22Okay

44:23I don't want the green one

44:24I don't want the green one

44:25Because I don't like it

44:26Bring me the mustard one

44:28Okay

44:28And then I'll be your best mate

44:32Okay

44:32Have you been watching my videos?

44:36Yeah I actually have

44:37Which one did you watch last?

44:40Um

44:42I can't remember actually

44:44It was ages ago

44:45Ages ago

44:46I've been doing one a week

44:49Have you actually?

44:51Yeah I've been doing one a week

44:52Did you watch the DJ one?

44:55No

44:56Oh my god

44:57I haven't watched that one

44:57You're in for a treat

44:59Did you watch the one where I was trying to be a world famous rapper?

45:04No but I'll watch it

45:06I'll watch it too

45:07I'm called Tim and Em

45:11Cause I'm better than Eminem

45:13But I'm not as good as Luis Capaldi

45:17Cause I called him out and he's not been in touch yet

45:21Hasn't he?

45:22No he's just scared cause I just ooze talent

45:25You know what I mean?

45:27So make sure you watch them

45:29Yeah I will

45:30World famous rapper

45:32Oh ring the delivery driver one as well

45:36Make sure you watch

45:37I rang the delivery driver

45:39Make sure you watch that cause that's funny as well

45:43Yeah I'll watch

45:43I'll try and watch all of them

45:44Right turn cat and a hat off

45:46And you know what to do

45:48Yeah

45:50Yeah okay

45:51Right thank you

45:52Right I'm gonna go cause I need a week

45:54And I'm going live on Facebook in about 15 minutes

45:58So make sure you're watching on Facebook

46:02And then make sure you're staying safe

46:04And bring me a pizza

46:06Yep okay

46:07Yeah?

46:08Yeah

46:09Deal

46:10Thank you very much

46:11Right I'm gonna go make sure you stay safe

46:13And I'll see you soon

46:14Okay yeah

46:16See you safely

46:17Bye

46:18See you in a bit

46:19Love you

46:19Bye

46:20Love you

46:21Bye

46:22Bye

46:23Hi

46:24I'm just gonna solve some pizza with the mustard dip

46:29Boy

46:31Right

46:32Someone I've tried to ring Boris

46:34I've tried to ring him

46:35But couldn't get through

46:37Cause the car's in there and they're just angled up

46:40Cause you know who we are

46:41Idiots

46:42Um

46:43Someone just say

46:44Say my name

46:45Hi Jessica

46:47That's

46:48That's

46:49There you go

46:50Right

46:50Gonna go in a minute

46:51Just wanna say a Mathis thank you

46:54To Ruby King

46:55Thank you for your donation

46:57Laurie

46:58Thank you very much for your donation

47:01And Diamond Gaming 22

47:04Hi Tim

47:05You're so funny can you please shout me out

47:07Diamond Gaming 22

47:09Make sure you go and see his YouTube channel

47:12Right

47:12I'm gonna go live on Facebook

47:15In about

47:1610 minutes

47:17Gonna go and get a drink

47:18But I'm going on Facebook

47:20So make sure you come and join me on there

47:22Do the same again

47:23Get some calls

47:24Talk to some amazing people

47:26But if you don't

47:28Subscribe to this channel

47:29Please please please do it

47:31We're getting so close

47:33So close to a million

47:35Oh my god

47:36I'm gonna do a Mathis video when I get to a million

47:39So make sure you subscribe

47:42Facebook

47:43We're over 2.2 million

47:44Thank you so much

47:47Twitter

47:48Don't use so much

47:49But

47:49Tiny Tim Pranks on Twitter

47:51Instagram

47:52I'm over 215,000

47:55So thank you so much

47:59Jessica

48:01Just said Jessica again

48:03I got Facebook

48:04Oh never mind

48:05Then just go on Instagram

48:07Get Instagram

48:08Or just subscribe on it

48:12Just

48:12Just subscribe on it

48:14Right

48:14I'm gonna go but

48:15Thank you so much for watching

48:17I'm trying to read these

48:19Oh beatbox again

48:28There you go

48:29There you go

48:31There you go

48:31I'm gonna go but

48:33Thank you so much for watching

48:35Back again on Tuesday

48:37Go and watch on Facebook

48:39And I will see you next time

48:41Thank you very much

48:42Stay safe

48:43I'll see you in a bit

48:44I love you

48:45Bye

48:46Bye

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