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00:03I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. Hey! Hey, everybody. Are you okay? Ryan's saying I'm one minute late. It's mum's
00:16fault. How is everybody? You're all okay? Yeah. Everybody's staying safe. Let me just move that. Just one minute.
00:26They are. So, everybody okay? Everybody's staying safe in that? How's everyone's... Where is it? I'm here, Red Knight Gaming
00:35124. I'm here. Everybody's staying safe during this lockdown. Yeah. It's proper rubbish, isn't it? Proper rubbish. So, just here.
00:46Hey, up. Smacking Steve! Are you Smacking Steve? What are you doing there?
00:51Yeah. What have we got here? I'm good. Oh, boom. So gone. Trying to say hello to people. So gone.
01:00So gone mental now. So gone proper mental. Hi, everybody. Hi. How's everyone been? Have you all been good? Yeah.
01:09Well, I've been proper busy. I've been busier now than ever have. Just because of the lockdown. It is mad
01:20busy. But everyone's watching my videos. And it's so good to get all the feedback that I'm getting from you.
01:27Thank you so much.
01:29So, I did another challenge. So, I did another challenge. People were asking me to do another challenge. So, I
01:34did another challenge. It's the worst one. It's the worst one. It was the, like, the bean boozer one, but
01:43there was no nice flavours. They were all horrific. And I mean, really, skunk spray. Mmm. Who does that? Who
01:54eat? Who what? Who thought that as a thing? Skunk spray.
01:59And then you've got skunk spray. So, I've got that. I've got skunk spray. I've been doing messages. I've been
02:06sending out birthday cards or greeting cards. And we're also doing happy Father's Day cards. You want to see? You
02:15want to see? Right. So, I've been doing birthday cards. That's me. Look there, that's me.
02:26And we're doing birthday cards. And we're doing birthday. Like that. And then we're doing them. Are you my real
02:35dad? So, we've been doing them as well. It's Father's Day soon. Near me.
02:41I've been doing that. I've been doing them as well. I've been doing them as well. And Uncle Barry is
02:45definitely not getting one.
02:48But you can get them on my website. Just go on the website and order it on there. It's dead
02:55easy.
02:57Right, so I just want to say
02:59Thank you so much
03:01To IndieKills
03:04Thank you for your donation
03:06Saying I love you
03:07I love you too
03:09IndieKills and YeetBomb
03:12Yeet
03:13Thank you so much for your donation
03:15And YoungJammer
03:17Thank you for your donation
03:19And YeetBomb again
03:20Saying Yeet
03:22Thank you so much for your donations
03:24That's amazing
03:28Tim, you're 407
03:30I'm 306
03:31That's my age, that's how old I am
03:34That's me
03:35So we've got the cards going
03:38We've been busy with them
03:41They're good aren't they
03:42They're pretty
03:44I get my dad one but I don't know him
03:46So
03:47Just been busy
03:49Been doing loads of recordings
03:51It's hard to ring people
03:53It's hard to ring people because
03:55They're either not in
03:56Or you're too busy
03:58Or
04:01There's nothing to ring
04:02It's just as hard
04:04What are you doing there?
04:06Amazing
04:07Thank you
04:08It's amazing
04:10Oh thank you
04:11Everyone say love you
04:12I love you too
04:13Love you too
04:14So
04:15Just going to crack on
04:16And get some calls done
04:17Just do some calls and that
04:19Just ringing people
04:22Um
04:23So
04:24I'm going to ring Roger
04:26From Arlene
04:27So Arlene
04:29Got in touch
04:30And said
04:30Ring Roger
04:31So I'm going to ring Roger
04:33Might have been my real dad
04:34Oh yes
04:35I hope it's my real dad
04:37I hope so
04:39It's been proper hot today though
04:41Hasn't it
04:42Tomorrow
04:43It's well hot
04:45So if you ginger
04:47Make sure you wear some
04:49Factor 50
04:49Like I will be
04:51And tomorrow
04:53It's
04:54Someone's birthday
04:58Someone's birthday tomorrow
05:00Not sure of the name
05:01Not my best mate
05:03Ben from year 3
05:06Not my mum
05:07No Uncle Barry
05:09Smackhead Steve
05:10Don't know
05:11But I'm getting some plants
05:13Out the attic
05:14For my birthday
05:15But not my birthday
05:17Someone's birthday
05:18And not mine
05:19Or is it
05:20Don't know
05:21Someone's birthday
05:22But
05:23Going to crack on
05:24And do some phone calls
05:25So if your phone rings
05:27And it's me
05:28Answer it
05:30Because it might be me
05:32Answer it
05:33But I'm ringing Roger
05:34From Arlene
05:36Arlene asked me to
05:37In Roger
05:39What's this
05:40Jumping
05:41Thumbs up
05:42Bam bam bam
05:43It's not my birthday
05:45It's not my birthday
05:47Or is it my birthday
05:48Don't know
05:49Don't know
05:51It might be
05:54We'll see
05:54We'll see
05:55If I get a cake tomorrow
05:56It's my birthday
05:57If I don't get a cake
05:58It's not my birthday
06:00But it might be my birthday
06:02Even if I don't get a cake
06:06If I get some plants
06:07From their cake
06:10Don't know
06:10Might be my birthday
06:11Don't know
06:18But it might be my birthday
06:23I'm not saying
06:23It is my birthday
06:25But I'm not saying
06:25It's not my birthday
06:26So it's someone's birthday
06:28Might be my birthday
06:29But it might be
06:29Someone else's birthday
06:31It's gonna be someone's birthday
06:33Isn't it
06:33Everyone has a birthday
06:34Every day of the year
06:36But it might be mine
06:38Right
06:38I'm gonna ring Roger
06:40I'm gonna ring Roger
06:42Um
06:42Hey
06:43Some people say
06:44I'm gonna have a birthday
06:45How'd you know
06:46It's my birthday
06:46Mine might be my birthday
06:47Might be someone else's birthday
06:49Bobby Roger's
06:50Wanna ring him
06:51Right
06:52Let's ring Roger
06:53Cause Arlene
06:54Wanting me to ring Roger
06:58Might be my real dad
06:59I don't know
07:04They don't answer
07:08Hello
07:08Hello
07:11Roger
07:12Roger
07:13Hi
07:13Hello
07:14Hello
07:16Arlene's told me to ring you
07:17My name's Tim
07:18I'm three nearly six
07:21Oh that's good
07:22I'm out
07:23Are you okay
07:26Yeah I'm not too bad
07:28What are you doing
07:29Waiting for dinner
07:30Oh sorry
07:32What are you having
07:33Jacket potato
07:34Jacket potato for your dinner
07:37Yeah
07:39Are you not hungry after it
07:44Pardon
07:45Are you not hungry after a jacket potato
07:47My mum has a jacket potato
07:49And then she's proper full
07:51Is she
07:52Yeah
07:53But my mum can eat anything
07:55And she'll always eat food
07:58Cause she's a fat pig
08:03That's not very
08:04What
08:07That's not very nice is it
08:08She's not very nice
08:10Do you want to see a picture of her
08:14No
08:15I don't blame you
08:19So what have you been doing today
08:22Mainly sleeping
08:23Why what's up
08:24You just bored
08:27No I work late
08:28So I sleep in the daytime
08:30Are you a vampire
08:34Could be
08:36Could be
08:37Are you off twilight
08:39Pardon
08:40Are you off twilight
08:42Off twilight
08:43No
08:46Right
08:46Well I'm sorry that
08:48I bothered you during your tea
08:51So I'll let you go
08:52And finish your jacket spud
08:53Well thank you very much
08:55That's alright
08:56But you can blame Arlene
08:57For making me ring you
09:00I will blame me yeah
09:02Yeah
09:02Just
09:04Don't throw your spud at her
09:06Wait mate
09:07Trying to speak to Arlene
09:08You what
09:10Do you want to speak to Arlene
09:11While I eat my dinner
09:12Yeah put Arlene on
09:14Yeah go on then
09:18Hello
09:19Hi Arlene
09:20Hi
09:21Are you okay
09:23Yeah I'm okay
09:24What are you doing
09:27Erm
09:27I'm watching Roger eat his dinner
09:30You watching him eat his dinner
09:33Yeah
09:35Why don't you join in and help him
09:39That's what my mum would do
09:40She'd be like
09:41Right you're finished now
09:42And then eat it all up herself
09:45I do that with what the kids lose sometimes
09:48I eat it
09:48Yeah
09:49I used to
09:50I used to do that with Uncle Barry
09:52When he got to Chinese after the pub
09:55Oh what's your favourite from the Chinese
09:57Whatever Uncle Barry brings home
09:59But if not I don't have any free
10:01Just because the pub you're shut
10:04Rubbish innit
10:05That is rubbish
10:07Proper rubbish
10:08But erm
10:10Roger wasn't going to answer before
10:12I think you've just caught him off guard
10:14Oh did I?
10:16You caught him off guard
10:17Because when you've
10:18You've called him before
10:19And alive
10:20And he was too scared to answer
10:21And too shy
10:22Oh what's he like?
10:24I know
10:25He's a wally
10:25Do you think he's my real dad?
10:28Er
10:28He could be
10:29Could be
10:30Oh
10:31Could be
10:31I'm getting closer to finding him
10:34I
11:00I'm getting closer to finding him
11:01I
11:01You are
11:01You're getting there
11:01Ordering
11:02I
11:03I
11:03I
11:04I'll speak to you soon
11:06Speak to you soon
11:07Love you
11:08Love you
11:09Love you
11:10Bye
11:11I
11:11Love you
11:12Love you
11:14Well I
11:14I'm just all I've heard of Mercury over my tash
11:16Well I just want to say a mouth is thank you to Indy Kills again
11:23Thank you for your donation
11:24Has your mum got out of bed?
11:26Nope
11:26Never does
11:27She never does
11:28So lazy
11:29Not even for someone's birthday
11:33Not mine
11:34I might be mine
11:35But she will be going up
11:37Erm
11:39Lombardi
11:40Thank you so much for your donation
11:42Your class
11:43Thank you very much
11:45And Indy Kills
11:45How do I get you to call someone like me?
11:49Go on Facebook
11:50Send me a number
11:51On the Tarnitin page
11:53Send me a number
11:54And we put it in a pot
11:57All numbers are just rang at random
11:59So
11:59I don't know who I'm going to ring
12:01That's just done at complete random
12:03But
12:04The only way to be in it
12:05Is to send your number
12:07And I put it in the pot
12:08And hopefully
12:09They get a ring
12:10Off me
12:11Not a wedding ring
12:12Like a phone call
12:13Like that
12:14Do you know what I mean?
12:16So
12:16I'm going to try someone else now
12:18Hopefully they're not eating the tea
12:20Erm
12:21I'm going to ring Cheryl
12:23Oh what if you're Cheryl Cole
12:25Oh
12:26Oh whatever her name is
12:27Cheryl ever seen of Lala
12:29Whatever her name is
12:31I'm going to ring Cheryl
12:32Let's ring Cheryl
12:34Yeah
12:36Someone just said my dad looks like you
12:38That's my real dad
12:39That was my real dad then
12:42Going up there
12:43Erm
12:45Let me hear your real voice
12:47Want to hear my real voice?
12:49Do you want to hear my real voice?
12:51Call Chardonnay
12:52My lads are in Chardonnay
12:55Still got her phone took off
12:56Because she's been naughty
12:57She's not been doing school work
13:01Stupid cow
13:02You want to hear my real voice?
13:04This is my real voice
13:05This is my real voice
13:08This is my real voice
13:09Erm
13:10This is my everyday voice
13:12So when I go and see people
13:13This is my real day voice
13:15Erm
13:17So this is what I sound like
13:20All the time
13:21Don't sound like this
13:22Don't sound like this
13:22Sound like this
13:23Very different
13:24Very deep
13:24Very different
13:25I know
13:26I know
13:27Erm
13:29Call the dentist
13:30They're just shut
13:33Can't ring a dentist
13:34Uncle Barry
13:35Has not been around for ages
13:36I think he might have been in jail
13:39I don't think
13:40I don't think he's been
13:42Sticking to the rules of
13:46Social distancing
13:48Don't think he has
13:51So
13:52Not ringing 666
13:53Not ringing the police
13:55Not ringing
13:56Childcare
13:59Childcare
13:59Not ringing
14:00Child
14:01Nope
14:02Call an airport
14:03Why?
14:05There's no one there
14:05We're not allowed to fly anywhere
14:07There's no point in ringing an airport
14:11Call a doctor
14:12Can't ring a doctor
14:14Can't ring emergency services
14:16Can't do it
14:17Can't do it
14:18Call Boris
14:19If you've got Boris' number
14:21Send me Boris' number
14:23And I'll ring him
14:24Hello is that Boris?
14:26Hello
14:26Hello
14:26Hello
14:27Hello
14:28Hello
14:29What Boris?
14:32Erm
14:33Beatbox
14:33Want me to beatbox?
14:38It's me
14:47That's me beatboxing
14:49There you go
14:50Call my dad
14:51Don't know my dad
14:52Don't know my dad
14:53I don't know my dad
14:54Call a shop
14:55What?
14:56Just a normal shop
14:57Just ring a shop
14:59Call smack and steve
15:00Is not allowed to phone
15:02Cause he's on tag
15:03I know
15:07Right let's ring someone else
15:08Let's ring Cheryl
15:09Let's ring Cheryl
15:11See what Cheryl's doing
15:13That number didn't work
15:15Cheryl don't want me to ring her
15:18She's looking after bear
15:24It's going too fast
15:25It's called Tesco
15:26I'm not ringing Tesco because they're too busy
15:29Can't ring a shop
15:30They're just too busy at the minute
15:34It's going too fast now
15:36It's going well too fast
15:37So we've got nearly a thousand people watching
15:39Yeah
15:40I just want to say a massive thank you to everyone
15:43That has subscribed to the channel
15:46Because we're nearly on
15:48900,000 subscribers
15:50And my dream
15:52My goal, ambition
15:53Is to reach a million
15:55I want a gold plaque
15:56I want a gold plaque
15:58Just so Uncle Barry can go and weigh it in
16:02He'll porn it
16:06Cheeky monkey
16:07Just want to say
16:09Kayleigh King
16:11Thank you so much for your donation
16:13Kayleigh King
16:15Oh we're from America
16:17I think
16:18Thank you so much
16:19Thank you
16:20So it's ringing
16:24Chris
16:25Natasha told me to ring you Chris
16:28See you better answer
16:31Try and say you're going to be on Gif Gaff
16:38Gif Gaff
16:40Oh I just want to say love you mate
16:41Love you too
16:42Hello
16:43Hello
16:44Who's that?
16:45Is that Chris?
16:49Let's put the phone down
16:50Ring it in back
16:50Ring it in back rapid
17:00It might be my real dad
17:03Don't know
17:06Natasha
17:08Hello
17:08Hello
17:09Chris
17:09Hello
17:10Chris
17:11Natasha told me to ring you
17:13Yeah of course she did
17:15She did
17:16I promise
17:16My name's Tim
17:17I'm three nearly six
17:20Please do not swear
17:25Are you okay?
17:29Chris
17:31What do you want Davey?
17:33It's not Davey my name's Tim
17:35I'm three nearly six
17:37Yeah
17:37I am
17:39Chris
17:40It's really me
17:44Where's Natasha?
17:46Uh oh
17:47I know
17:48She's with me
17:49I'm joking
17:54I'm joking
17:55Natasha's asked me to ring you
17:57My name's Tim
17:58I'm three nearly six
17:59You're live on YouTube right now
18:01Do not swear
18:03Are you being serious?
18:04I swear to God
18:09Who did you think it was?
18:12I've heard my name's from the fish market
18:14From the fish market?
18:16Yeah
18:17My mum smells like she's been on the fish market
18:23What have you been doing today?
18:26I've been at work
18:27What do you do for work?
18:29I'm a fisherman
18:30You're a fisherman
18:32What?
18:34I'm a fisherman
18:35You're a fisherman?
18:37Yeah
18:38Well do you catch big muffies fish?
18:41I'm a scalloper
18:42You're a what?
18:44Scalloper
18:45Catch scallops
18:46Oh right
18:47I thought you were calling yourself a stupid name then
18:50No
18:51Right
18:52I call myself a legend
18:54And you call yourself a scalloper
18:59I've never
19:00I've never met a scalloper
19:02Oh my god
19:08How long have you been doing that?
19:11Five years
19:12Are you not bored?
19:15No
19:15Just scallops
19:17Yeah
19:18We get a bit of fish here and there
19:20But mostly scallops
19:21My uncle Barry gets a lot of fish
19:23When he's wrestling with my mum
19:25He never gets a scallop
19:34Oh my god
19:36How old are you?
19:42Pardon?
19:43How old are you?
19:4727
19:4847
19:50Yeah
19:504'7
19:53Yeah
19:544 nearly 7
19:55I'm 3 nearly 6
19:57That means you're older than me
19:58Yeah
20:01Right
20:02I'm gonna go
20:04But tell Natasha
20:05Is said hello okay?
20:07Yeah
20:07I will do
20:07Okay
20:09Right
20:09Are you my real dad?
20:12Hi
20:12Are you my real dad?
20:14Yeah
20:16I'm good
20:17I think my real dad's a bit
20:19Scallop
20:20What?
20:42I'm gonna go okay?
20:44I'm gonna go okay?
20:45Oh bye
20:45Love you
20:46Bye
20:48Bye
20:49Bye
20:50Bye
21:09A scallop
21:15I don't know
21:17I don't know why that's tickled me so much
21:20Oh my god
21:26Oh no
21:38Okay
21:39Back in the room
21:40Back in the room
21:43I think I'm dying
21:46Oh
21:47Right
21:48I'm ringing someone else
21:49That was so funny
21:50Well
21:51How was that
21:52Proper tickled me
21:55Brought out a bit of the sweat on me
21:57Ooh
21:59That
21:59That nearly killed me then
22:02Ooh
22:04Right
22:04Back in the room now
22:06Scallop
22:23I didn't even think that was a job
22:29That's something my mum calls Uncle Barry
22:32You stupid scallop
22:34Oh my god
22:45Oh my god
22:46Right
22:49That's killed me now
22:52Right
22:53Let's crack over some calls
22:55Oh
22:56Right
22:57Ringing Sue
22:58Kevin
22:59I lost me to ring
23:00Sue
23:01Right
23:03Let's go
23:03Let's ring
23:04Sue
23:05Sue
23:06Oh god
23:07Can you imagine
23:08She's a scallop
23:09Hello
23:17Hello
23:19Hi mum
23:20No
23:21It's me
23:22It's Tim
23:24Is that
23:25Oh hello Tim
23:26Is that Sue
23:27It is
23:28Did you think I was your mum
23:32I did
23:32Yeah
23:33I could try the numbers for mum
23:41I'm not anybody's mum
23:42You killed Kevin
23:44I'm a
23:45I'm a boy
23:46I'm
23:48I'm not anybody's mum
23:53I don't believe Kevin
23:55Oh my god
23:59Who's
24:00Who's Kevin
24:02What
24:03Who's Kevin
24:04Who's
24:05Kevin
24:09Kevin's
24:10My daughter's partner
24:11Kevin's your daughter's partner
24:13Yeah
24:14Do you think he's my real dad
24:20Probably
24:22How old's Kevin
24:26He's 43
24:29Kevin's 43
24:3043
24:32Oh god he's knocking on a bit in there
24:35He is yeah
24:4043
24:41Oh my god
24:43That's
24:44That's nearly my mum's age
24:49And my mum's proper old
24:54Cheers Tim
24:55Because that's my age as well
24:56Oh
24:59Sorry
25:02You're okay
25:03You're okay Tim
25:03Yeah I'm okay
25:05You're okay
25:06I am yeah
25:08Good
25:08I'm super
25:09Thank you
25:10How's your
25:11How's your
25:11How's your lockdown going
25:14I'm super fast
25:16Very busy keeping my kids busy
25:19Why
25:20How many kids have you got
25:22Five girls
25:25Okay
25:30Wow
25:30Wow you've got
25:31Five a side
25:32Football team of girls
25:33Oh my god
25:35How old are
25:36Are they all
25:37Are they all
25:38Dead old
25:39Or dead young
25:39Or the mixture of both
25:42Mixture of both
25:43What's your oldest
25:45The oldest is 23
25:48Wow
25:48What's your youngest
25:5111 year old twins
25:54Twins
25:54Twins
25:55Twins
25:56Twins
25:57Twins
25:57Oh my god
25:58Which one's your
25:59Which one's your favourite
26:01I don't have favourites
26:03Tim
26:04Shut your mouth
26:05You
26:06You definitely have favourites
26:08No I don't have favourites
26:11Where
26:12Whereabouts
26:12Are you from
26:14Liverpool
26:15Oh
26:16That's
26:17That's okay
26:20But I live in Blackpool
26:21You live in Blackpool
26:23I do yeah
26:24You're from Liverpool
26:26But you live in Blackpool
26:28Yeah that's correct
26:29You definitely went to Blackpool
26:31For a holiday
26:32And thought
26:33Yeah we're just going to stay here
26:37I met my husband
26:39In Blackpool
26:40What was he walking
26:41The donkey
26:48No he was
26:50He was a DJ
26:51He was
26:53He was what
26:54A DJ
26:56A DJ
26:58DJ
26:59I can't even spell DJ
27:09Right
27:10Listen Sue
27:11I'll let you get back
27:12To your holiday
27:13But I'm going to have to go now
27:17Okay Sue
27:18Right
27:19But you make sure
27:20You stay safe
27:21Okay
27:21You too hon
27:23Love you
27:24Love you
27:25Bye
27:27Bye
27:27Bye
27:30Oh my god
27:32Oh I've still got the giggles
27:34From that scallop
27:35Oh that is so funny
27:38Donkey jockey
27:46Donkey jockey
27:48Oh that's the worst sport
27:50In the world isn't it
27:51Oh my god
27:52That's funny
27:53Right
27:54Next call
27:55We're just going to
27:56Crack straight
27:56I'm going to ring
27:57Hayley
27:57Because Emily
27:59Has asked me to ring Hayley
28:02Oh
28:04Oh I'm proper dying now
28:09Hello
28:11Hi
28:12Hi
28:12Is that Hayley
28:15Hayley it's Tim
28:16I'm three nearly six
28:20Emily's told me to ring you
28:25Oh my god
28:27I might cry
28:27I might cry
28:28I'm actually going to cry
28:28Don't cry
28:29It's really me
28:32What are you doing
28:35I'm
28:36I'm in my bed
28:37In bed
28:39Yeah
28:40Oh my god
28:41I'm your only three nearly six
28:43And I'm not in bed yet
28:44That means I'm more grown up than you
28:47Yeah I'm like two
28:49You're two
28:52Yeah
28:53And you've got your own phone
28:55Yeah
28:56Oh my god
29:00I've had to pinch my mum's phone off her
29:02She doesn't know I'm on it
29:05Hey Uncle Barry
29:06Uncle Barry's not here
29:09He's not allowed here
29:10Because you've got to be social distancing
29:15So he's not come round for his plants or nothing
29:20They're overgrown
29:22Pardon
29:23They're overgrown
29:24I don't know
29:25I'm not going to go and check on them
29:26Because they stink
29:32What have you been doing
29:36Sleeping
29:37Why
29:38Because I'm lazy
29:41Because I'm lazy
29:42What the hell was that
29:47Who's that
29:48Say hi
29:50Hi
29:54Hello
29:56Hello
29:57Say hi
29:58I'm Casey
29:58Hi
29:59Hi
30:00You sound like me
30:05I don't
30:06I don't
30:10No you don't
30:11You don't
30:11You don't sound like me
30:12You sound more grown up
30:22How old are you?
30:35What's going on here?
30:36What's happening here?
30:41It's my bedtime
30:44How old are you?
30:46Two
30:47Two
30:48Two
30:49That means I'm older than you
30:51Because I'm three nearly six
31:04Right I'm going to have to go because I've got other people to ring
31:10Thank you
31:11Thank you
31:13Thank you
31:14Thank you
31:14Thank you
31:14Say goodbye
31:15Bye bye
31:18Bye bye
31:19Bye bye
31:20I'm going to go so I'll see you in a bit okay?
31:23Bye bye
31:25Bye bye
31:25Love you
31:26Love you
31:28Love you
31:28Love you
31:28Bye
31:29Bye
31:32What the hell
31:33Just happened then
31:35There was a little girl
31:36And she was two
31:38And she sounded like me
31:40But I'm not two
31:42I'm a big boy
31:43I'm three nearly six
31:45Oh my god
31:48Who's this?
31:49Right
31:49Ronnie C
31:51Just put your own name
31:52Ronnie C
31:53Do do do do
31:54Ronnie C
31:55Look at me
31:56ABC
31:58I just want to say a Matthews thank you
32:01To
32:02Bernie Mac
32:06Maness
32:07Bernie Mac
32:08Maness
32:10Bernie Mac
32:11Maness
32:12Bernie Mac
32:13Maness
32:14Bernie
32:15Thank you so much for your donation
32:17Can't call Domino's
32:19I've rang Domino's before
32:21And I swear
32:22A lot
32:23And then just put the phone down
32:24I'm not ringing them while I'm live
32:26Because there's some kids watching
32:28Like me
32:29But I'm not nearly a kid
32:31Because it's someone's birthday
32:33Don't know if it's mine
32:35Might be
32:36Might not be
32:37Someone's birthday
32:41Happy birthday week
32:43To who?
32:44Mum?
32:46Uncle Barry?
32:47It's my kid Steve?
32:48Maybe me?
32:49I don't know
32:50Someone's birthday
32:51Why are you going to ring someone else?
32:53See if it's our birthday
32:56I am ringing
32:58Sean
32:59From
33:00Kevin
33:04Sean
33:05Better answer
33:06Welcome to the O2 messaging
33:09I'm ringing him again
33:10Better answer
33:14Welcome to the O2 messaging
33:16Stupid
33:17Answer you
33:19Flipping fool
33:22From the operator
33:25From the queen
33:27I wish I had the queen's number
33:29I'll ring her
33:29I bet the queen loves watching me on YouTube
33:34Bjorn's birthday
33:39It might be Bjorn's birthday
33:41Might be
33:43I'm ringing
33:46Shirley
33:48From Chloe
33:55Call up at games
33:57I might
34:00This is the birthday
34:03Good Shirley
34:05Answer
34:05Flipping phone
34:08No I'm out for
34:10Nearly 7
34:10I'm free nearly 6
34:12I don't know how to count
34:13It's not my birthday anyway
34:15It's someone's birthday
34:16It's not my birthday
34:17But it's someone's birthday
34:18Tomorrow
34:19Don't know who
34:22Might be Colette
34:23Might be Colette
34:25Who I'm ringing right now
34:26From Dana
34:29Dana's asked me to ring Colette
34:33Everyone's asking me to ring
34:34Epic Games
34:38I'm ringing Epic Games
34:42Why Epic
34:43Why Epic Games
34:45Hello
34:47Hello
34:48Hello
34:48Hello
34:48How's that Colette
34:49It is
34:50Colette it's Tim
34:52It's
34:52I'm free nearly 6
34:53Dana has asked me to ring you
34:55Did she
34:59Oh my god
35:00Are you okay
35:02I am
35:03Are you okay
35:04Yeah
35:04What are you doing
35:06Not much
35:07Just sitting in the garden
35:08Oh
35:09Sitting in your garden
35:10Yeah
35:12Showing off
35:12Because you were loud outside
35:15Yeah
35:16But I shouldn't be
35:17Because I've been in the sun
35:18And I'm ginger
35:19So I'll get burnt
35:22You're
35:22Proper burnt
35:24Oh my god
35:27Are you my mum
35:29Because I'm ginger
35:34No I'm not your mum
35:35But I'm not sure
35:37If my mum's my dad
35:39Because she's starting to get
35:40A little bit of a matash
35:43Getting a bad beard
35:45On her old chinny chin chin
35:50Have you been sat in the garden
35:52All day
35:53No
35:54No
35:54No not all day
35:55Because I'll get burnt
35:57So I haven't been in the sun all day
35:59So
36:00So have you just been out for an hour
36:02Well a few hours
36:04Hello mummy
36:04Proper burnt
36:06You are proper burnt
36:07Get some Factor 50 on
36:09I do
36:11It doesn't even help does it
36:13No it don't
36:15It don't work at all
36:16Might as well put some cooking oil
36:18On your
36:23Oh dear
36:24Are you ok though
36:25Yeah I'm good
36:27I've done the clever thing
36:28And stayed in all day
36:30Oh that's good then
36:31Isn't it
36:32But it's going to be even hotter tomorrow
36:34Oh no it is
36:35It's going to be really hot tomorrow
36:37Oh it's going to be like 26 to 27 degrees
36:41It's going to be really hot
36:43So you'll have to stay in and be careful wouldn't you
36:46I'm going to have to
36:47And
36:48It's someone's birthday tomorrow
36:50Might be mine
36:51Yeah might be mine
36:52Might not be
36:55Someone's birthday tomorrow
36:56Oh
36:57Well I hope they have a nice birthday eh
36:59Yeah I hope they have an amazing birthday
37:02And they get loads of presents
37:03And a big fat chocolate cake
37:04And not share it with them
37:06But it might not be my birthday
37:09Might be
37:10Might not be
37:11Might be
37:12Might not be
37:13Might not be
37:14So
37:15What
37:16What have you been doing during the lockdown
37:18Have you been safe
37:19Yes I have
37:21I have
37:21I've just been working
37:22Because
37:23I'm a carer
37:24And then
37:24I work in a school as well
37:26So
37:26Oh wow
37:27I've just been
37:28Going round
37:30The houses that I care for
37:32So
37:33That's amazing
37:34Yeah
37:35You are
37:36You are really amazing
37:38And not all heroes wear capes
37:40No they don't
37:42Do they
37:42But if you want a cape
37:44I can get smack at Steve
37:45To get you on
37:49It'll definitely be robbed
37:57Oh dear
37:58No I don't want one then
38:01That's up to you
38:02That's up to you
38:02I can get Uncle Barry to get one
38:04But he'll probably rob that off
38:05Of smack at Steve
38:10Oh dear
38:10You are funny
38:11Thank you
38:12Right I'm going to have to go
38:13Because I've got a ring over people
38:15Okay then
38:16Well stay safe
38:18And hope you have a nice time
38:19Whatever you're doing tomorrow
38:21Yeah thank you
38:22I just
38:23I'm staying in
38:24I'm not going out
38:25No that's good
38:27That's good then isn't it
38:28It's far too hot
38:29But you make sure you stay safe
38:31And thank you for everything you're doing
38:33You're an actual hero
38:34Oh thank you
38:36And you stay safe too
38:38And hopefully speak to you again soon
38:40Yeah definitely
38:42Thank you
38:42Alright thank you
38:44I'll see you in a bit
38:45Love you
38:45Bye
38:45Love you bye
38:46Love you bye
38:47Bye
38:49She's a hero
38:51She's a hero
38:52Yay
38:53She's a character
38:55She looks after people
38:57Amazing
38:57Right
39:00That made me laugh that one
39:01Why is everyone asking me to call Netflix
39:03Or Epic Games
39:05What's going on
39:07What's going on
39:08I can't ring a bank
39:10It's a short
39:13Ring Shardin
39:14I can't ring Shardin
39:15She's had a phone took off her
39:17Because she's been naughty
39:17Stupid cow
39:19Right
39:20I'm ringing
39:22I'm ringing
39:24I'm ringing Tim
39:26From
39:28Irina
39:29I'm not ringing me
39:31I'm ringing a different Tim
39:33This
39:34Is definitely
39:35My real dad
39:38Hello
39:39Hello
39:40Is that Tim
39:42Hello
39:42Tim
39:43It's Tim
39:44I'm three nearly six
39:46Irina's told me to ring you
39:47Oh my goodness
39:49My mum's you know
39:50I don't know
39:51Tim
39:53How are you
39:53You okay
39:54I'm okay Tim
39:55You're good Tim
39:56I'm good Tim
39:57Just like a shower
39:58Of Tim's
40:01It's funny
40:02It's funny
40:03How are you
40:03Okay
40:04Yeah I'm good
40:05How are you
40:07Alright man
40:07Alright
40:08Literally
40:08Just came back in
40:09With some shopping
40:10Surprisingly
40:11I was on
40:12I ended up like
40:14FaceTiming my mum
40:15Because I was out with my girlfriend
40:16So we just went to this
40:18Lebanese place
40:19For some food
40:19I love Lebanese food
40:21Beautiful
40:21Beautiful
40:22Trust me
40:22Trust me
40:23It was nice
40:24So do you
40:25Because you've got the same name as me
40:27Do you think you're my real dad
40:31I might be Tim
40:33I might be
40:36Are you good looking
40:39Not really
40:40You're not my dad then
40:42You're not my dad then
40:43You're not my dad then
40:46You cheeky fucker
40:49Oh I don't swear
40:53Have you been keeping safe
40:56I have
40:58I'm trying
40:59I'm trying
41:00Where are you from
41:02I'm
41:03I'm from where my mum told you
41:05I'm from Slovenia
41:05But
41:06Me and my mum
41:08We moved there
41:08When I was like
41:09Six and a half
41:09Seven years old
41:10I don't mean that
41:11I mean
41:12Where do you live now
41:13Where do I live now
41:15I live in Leeds
41:15You know
41:18Little Tim
41:18You must have heard it
41:20He's viral
41:20On like Facebook
41:21And
41:22And Instagram
41:23He's calling me
41:25Say hello to Bethany Tim
41:26Hi Bethany
41:28Hi Tim
41:29Are you okay
41:31I'm good thank you
41:33How are you
41:33I'm really well
41:35I'm just staying inside
41:36Because it's dead hot outside
41:39It is
41:40Did you ever get that McDonald's
41:41No
41:43It's still not
41:44Tringled
41:44The cheeky
41:45Oh my god
41:46The cheeky nuggets
41:47Yeah
41:48I'm not allowed to swear
41:49Because my mum would go mad
41:53So
41:54I didn't get my chicken nuggets
41:55I'm still waiting
41:57I've got anything
41:58You're still waiting
42:00Yeah
42:00I'm still waiting
42:01I want my
42:02I want my ketchup
42:03I want my
42:04My sweet chilli sauce
42:06Curry sauce
42:08Barbecue sauce
42:09All of it Tim
42:11All of it
42:11All of it
42:12I've got nothing yet
42:13I've got nothing
42:14Stupid idiot
42:15Oh no
42:18I know
42:19It's proper bad
42:20Isn't it
42:20Proper bad
42:21Proper bad
42:22But I just thought I'd ring
42:24Because your mum told me to call you
42:27Oh thank you Tim
42:29Thank you
42:29Nah that's cool still
42:30Thank you for checking in
42:31That's okay
42:32Just make sure you're staying safe okay
42:35Of course Tim
42:36Of course
42:37And stop swearing at children
42:40Don't swear at me then
42:42You
42:43Don't swear
42:49Well if you want to hear my
42:50You can't teach children
42:52You can't teach children
42:52That word
42:52That was too naughty
42:53I'm sorry
42:54That was too naughty
42:54Tip forget that word
42:56I didn't even hear it
42:57I wasn't even listening
43:01But I'm going to go
43:03Because I've got all the people to ring
43:05And speak too soon okay
43:06I love you
43:10Bye bye
43:11Love you
43:13Love you bye
43:15Bye
43:19Sorry for him swearing
43:20Didn't mean it
43:22Stupid idiot
43:27Right two more
43:28I'm going to ring two more people
43:30Then I'm going to go and get a drink
43:32I'm ringing Shirley
43:33From Chloe
43:35Shirley has asked me to ring you
43:38No Shirley
43:39Chloe has asked me to ring you
43:41So make sure you answer
43:46Smackhead Steve
43:48Why does everyone say ring Gabby Games
43:51Hello
43:52Hello
43:54Who's this
43:55My name's Tim
43:56Is that Shirley
43:57It is
43:59Shirley
44:00It's Tim
44:01I'm three nearly six
44:04You're three nearly six
44:05Yeah I'm a big boy
44:07Yeah what are you doing with your mum's phone
44:10I'm on it
44:11I'm wasting her credit
44:14You really are
44:16I know
44:17So I'm ringing people
44:18Just to make sure that they're okay
44:20And that they're staying safe
44:22During the lockdown
44:24Yeah
44:25Yeah you're staying safe
44:26Yeah I'm staying safe
44:28I'm staying away from my mum
44:29Gotta keep two metres
44:30Two metres
44:34And Uncle Barry's not been round
44:36Because he's not allowed
44:38Well that would be safe
44:39Hooray
44:39Yeah it's well safe
44:41He's not been in the attic
44:42To get his plants and nothing
44:46You've left him in the attic
44:48He's left his plants in the attic
44:50They stink
44:52Oh he's plants
44:53Oh yeah
44:54He's plants I forgot about
44:55I think he has as well
44:59Oh I bet he hasn't
45:00Oh well Smackhead Steve's been round
45:02Trying to get him
45:04Oh
45:07Oh well
45:08The plants will be well looked after then
45:10Well
45:10Yeah
45:11If Smackhead Steve gets him
45:12You'll look after him
45:13And then sell him
45:16So have you been keeping safe
45:18Yeah
45:19Yes we have
45:20Yeah
45:20Good
45:21You've been staying in
45:22Yeah
45:23Well in the garden
45:24Yeah
45:25Well that's
45:26That's like going out
45:27But safer isn't it
45:28It is
45:29It is
45:30Yeah
45:30The garden's looking really nice
45:32For summer
45:33Oh is it
45:34Yeah
45:35Have you got a swimming pool
45:38I've got a fish pond
45:41That's a swimming pool for fish
45:42It's too small for me
45:44Yeah
45:47The fish like it
45:48Yeah but
45:49Have you got frogs and stuff
45:51Yeah we've got frogs
45:53We've got three frogs
45:54Oh my god
45:56Three frogs
45:57I know
45:57I don't go out
45:59When I see them
45:59Jumping around the garden
46:01Well that's a bit like me
46:03When I go in the back garden
46:04My mum's there
46:05Because I don't want to go there
46:06When I've got a big maffy's pig
46:11Well I just thought I'd ring
46:13Just to make sure that you're okay
46:15Oh thank you Tim
46:16That's lovely
46:17That's okay
46:18Just make sure you stay safe
46:20And you
46:22And hopefully I'll speak to you soon okay
46:24Lucky watching you
46:26Good
46:27Keep watching
46:27Thank you very much
46:29Thank you
46:30Thanks Tim
46:31I'll see you in a bit
46:32I love you
46:33Love you bye
46:34Love you bye
46:36Bye
46:37She's got frogs
46:38Oh my god
46:40She's got frogs
46:42Frogs
46:42Call us smackin Steve
46:43Call us smackin Steve
46:45He's not going to fool
46:45He had it took off him
46:46Because he went
46:47He got put on tag
46:50Diamond from the car wash
46:52He will be in now
46:53Diamond
46:54God be careful
46:57Wrap me car
46:59Someone just said scripted
47:02Scripted
47:03I'm ringing people random
47:05Can't script this
47:08Nothing I ever do is scripted
47:10Ever
47:11Nothing I ever do is scripted
47:13Weird
47:14Right last one
47:17Last one
47:18Carol
47:20Baskin
47:21It's not
47:21This is just
47:22Carol
47:25Shut up
47:27Oh my god
47:32Wait I've had a message
47:35I've had a message to ring Carol
47:37And the person that's asked me to ring them
47:40Is Joe
47:40Oh my god
47:46What if Joe
47:50Joe has been messaging there
47:52From jail to ring Carol
47:54Baskin
47:54Killed her
47:56Who's been
47:56Wrecked in
48:01Oh my god
48:02Can you imagine it is
48:03And it's in America
48:04It's not
48:06It's not
48:08It's not
48:09I'm thinking
48:10Carol
48:21I wonder if Carol's been
48:22Wrecked in
48:25Hello
48:26Hello
48:29Hello
48:29Hi is that Carol
48:32Carol my name
48:34My name's Tim
48:35I'm three nearly six
48:38Really
48:39Yeah
48:40Joe has asked me to ring you
48:43Right
48:44Who's Joe
48:46Joe's my son
48:48How old is Joe
48:50Old enough to get a slap back sign
48:55You're live on YouTube
48:56I know
48:58How do you know
49:01Well
49:02I ask
49:03Me husband
49:04Because me husband
49:05Watching you all the time
49:07Oh it does
49:07But you don't
49:09No not really
49:10Unbelievable
49:11Unbelievable
49:13Yeah I do
49:14I do like to work
49:15Someone of yours
49:16Thank you
49:17Thank you
49:18Well I just wanted to know
49:19Who
49:20Joe was
49:21Because it's a bit weird
49:22You're called Carol
49:23And then someone called Joe
49:25When I seen it
49:26I was a little bit
49:27Oh my god
49:28Joe Exotic
49:29Has asked me to ring
49:30Carol Baskin
49:41Because believe it or not
49:43Pardon
49:44I've been trying to get hold of a car
49:46I want a really fast car
49:49You do
49:50I do yeah
49:52One like you
49:52One that goes
49:54That's not fast enough
49:57I want it as fast as I can go
49:59No no
50:00You've got to get a faster car
50:01You've got to get a car
50:02That goes
50:03Meow
50:05That's the car
50:07How fast do you want it to go
50:11Faster than a Lamborghini
50:14You've got to do it then
50:15How fast
50:20Meow
50:26It's not fast enough
50:31Oh yeah
50:35Oh I do it
50:36I really love you
50:37I love you
50:38Thank you
50:39I love you too
50:45Oh yeah
50:46Hey Nick
50:48Don't buy
50:49Don't buy a car
50:50Go and get yourself
50:51A big tiger
50:53And then take it around
50:54Kiddy cab
50:55Meow meow
50:55Kiddy cab leg
50:57Oh what
51:00Say that in English
51:02It was English
51:05I'm saying
51:06Because you
51:07I've got the name
51:08Carole Baskin
51:11Carole Baskin?
51:13You don't know
51:13Who Carole Baskin is?
51:15No
51:16Oh my god
51:17Where have you been?
51:19Have you not watched
51:20Tiger King?
51:22No
51:23Oh you've got to watch it
51:25Oh my god
51:26It'll all just fall into place
51:28I like crocodiles
51:30Well Carole's got crocodiles on her
51:34Crocodiles and alligators
51:37What about tigers?
51:40No lions are more my kind of cat
51:43See
51:44Carole Baskin's got lions as well
51:48I see
51:49Yeah
51:51Oh wow
51:52You've got to watch it
51:54It's on Netflix
51:55Go and watch it
51:56What's it called?
51:59What's it called?
52:00Tiger King
52:01Tiger King
52:02Yeah
52:02Right
52:04Go and watch it
52:05And it'll all fall into place
52:06Joe Exotic
52:08Hates Carole Baskin
52:12He hates her
52:13Yeah but Carole Baskin
52:15Killed her husband
52:16And fed him to the tigers
52:17But no one knows
52:18If that's true or not
52:22So when I seen
52:23When I seen that
52:25Joe has asked me
52:27To ring Carole
52:28I thought Joe Exotic
52:29Has asked me
52:30To ring Carole Baskin
52:31Well you're rather lucky
52:34I'm lucky
52:36You are lucky
52:37Of course
52:38You know me
52:40Carole
52:41Yeah
52:41Hi
52:42I'm going to feed Joe
52:44To the tigers
52:48Have you got tigers?
52:51I'm going to get one
52:52Don't worry
52:55Okay
52:56Right
52:57I'm going to have to go
52:58I'm going to go
53:00Okay
53:01I'll take care Tim
53:03Keep watching my videos
53:04And I'll see you soon
53:05Okay
53:06Bye
53:07Okay then darling
53:08See you in a bit
53:09Love you
53:09Bye bye
53:11Love you too
53:11Love you bye
53:13Bye
53:16You only thought
53:18Joe Exotic
53:20Asked me to ring Carole Baskin
53:22I really did
53:24I genuinely thought
53:25That's what was going on
53:26Oh my god
53:27Right
53:28I think we're going
53:30I think I'm going to have to go
53:31Just before I go
53:32I just want to say
53:33A massive thank you
53:35To
53:36Jacob
53:38Nowashki
53:40I think that's how I say a name
53:43Did the delivery guy give you your nuggets?
53:45No he's not
53:46Unbelievable
53:49Bulldog
53:50Fishing
53:50Says
53:51Love you
53:52But thank you both
53:54For your
53:55Donation
53:56Thank you so much
53:58I don't know what all this is about
53:59Epic Games
54:00You don't understand what's going on with Epic Games
54:02I don't understand
54:03I'm going to have to look into it
54:05I don't understand
54:05But I'm going to go
54:08Make sure you go and follow me on Facebook
54:10Because I'm going live on Facebook
54:12Tiny Tim's Adventures on Facebook
54:14In a minute
54:16So make sure you go and follow me on Instagram
54:18Go and follow me on it
54:19And if you've not subscribed to this channel
54:21Make sure you do
54:22Turn on your notifications
54:24And hopefully I'll be ringing you soon
54:27Okay
54:27So thank you so much for watching
54:29Make sure you're staying safe
54:32And I will see you next Tuesday
54:34And if you've not seen Carabaskin
54:36Then go and watch Tiger King
54:39Carabaskin
54:39Killed her husband
54:40Wrecked him
54:41So good
54:43Right
54:43I'm going to go
54:44But thank you so much for watching
54:46I will see you next week
54:48Going on Facebook
54:49So I'll see you soon
54:50Thank you very much
54:51See you in a bit
54:52Stay safe
54:53I love you
54:53Bye
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