Tiny Tim LIVE! 05/05/20

Tiny Tim's Adventures

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00:00Going live. Going live. Oh, I'm live. I'm live. Hi, everybody. Hi, Wolfie Pastors. Samuel

00:11Reed. Hello. Gil Games. Chloe Peter. Samuel. Hello. Sir Lewis. Is that your mum? Who's

00:27mum? My mum's in bed. Who else have we got? Jim Craig. Oh, how does he do it? How do

00:37I do it? I could just do it. I could just do the voice. I could just do it. Just

00:42do

00:42it. Cameron Weaver. Yes, now. Jim Craig. Moonwalk 09. Gaming Junior. Blaze 24-7. Oh, there's

00:55a few of you on here. That's so good. Jim Craig. OMG. LOL. Hi, Tim. I'm playing Fortnite. I

01:08wish I was playing Fortnite. But I've got gum on live. I'm coming to say hello to everybody.

01:14there. Hello, Tim. Brian. It's gone. It's gone. It's just gone. Everyone's saying hi now.

01:23Whoa. It's going mental, isn't it? Right. So, I just want to start off by saying a massive

01:30thank you to everyone who's subscribed and all the newest people who have started subscribing.

01:38thank you so much. The good news is I've hit over 800,000 subscribers. What? I know. Over

01:49800,000 subscribers. Mind-blowing. So, thank you so much. If you don't subscribe yet, please

02:01hit the subscribe button. Hit the notification button. Tick that. And you'll get all the notifications

02:09when I put videos on. It's, um, proper blow my mind. When I first started this, I didn't

02:16think that I'd get 1,000 subscribers, let alone 800,000. Oh, my God. So, thank you so much

02:24to everybody. I'm trying to read them. Going too fast. So, we're just going to do a few

02:31calls. Just ring some people. See if we can get all the shag in it. Probably not, because

02:36she's still not allowed a phone. Um, so, tell me, did you like the new videos that we've done?

02:43Did you see the one where I was trying to be a world-famous rapper? And I call myself Tim

02:48and

02:49Em. Tim and Em, and I did the beatboxing. Oh, Tim and Em. When I said that, it proper

02:57made me laugh, because I didn't think I was going to say it. It was dead funny. Um, so,

03:04thank you so much for subscribing. Honestly, it's blown my mind. So, thank you so much. Um,

03:13I'm trying to read the comments and I'm just going too fast. Keep dribbling. Right, just

03:21want to say a Mathis, Mathis, Mathis thank you to Georgina Burton. Gina. Um, I'll be keeping

03:31safe. Thank you so much for the donation. And we've got Ava. Ava, thank you so much for

03:39your donation. What part of England are you from? I'm from Manchester. And that's where

03:45I live. In my house. In my room. With mum in bed. So, yeah. So, thank you so much for

03:55your donations. It means loads. Thank you. Um, got another one called Katie Cat. Can you

04:05shout out to my mum? Fanda? Is that Fanda? Mathis, shout out to Fanda. Thank you so much

04:15for your donation. Um, I'll try to read the comments too fast. So, hope everyone's okay.

04:22Hope everyone's staying safe with your coronavirus going about and stuff. It's good for me because

04:28Uncle Barry don't come round and play wrestling with my mum. Uh, but he's left all these plants

04:36in the attic. How stinks. I'm only joking. I took him with him. He went and took him to

04:42Smackhead Steve. Smackhead Steve. Um, someone just said they'll rap. Do you want me to rap?

04:51Do you want me to do a little bit of rapping? I do, the only rap I know, my rap,

04:57and I'll do

04:58a bit of beatboxing. Hold my mouth like this because I don't want to spit all over you.

05:05Are you ready? It's definitely me. It's definitely me beatboxing. Promise you. Promise you. Oh, rap.

05:27My name is Fanda Tim. My mum puts me in the bin. I am clever. I'm not thick. I have

05:44got

05:44a really big dog. And he's a Maffis dog. Huge dog. And he's called Mum. So, I just want

05:57to say another Maffis thank you to Mark Lewis. Um, another, and if you know where Wyoming is.

06:07Wyoming. It's in America. It's over there in America. That's where Wyoming is. But you

06:15don't have to give me ten dollars. Don't you worry. Also, Maffis, Maffis thank you for

06:20another donation from Neil Hall. How much do you charge to a video clip for a show I want

06:26to do in Tenerife? Ooh. Um, send me a message. Send me an email or send me a message on

06:35Facebook

06:35and we'll have a chat and I'll send over whatever prices and stuff like that. Um, but did you

06:42like me rap? Did you like me rap? Yeah. Did you like it? Yeah. It's good rap, innit? Because

06:48in the video that I did trying to become a world famous rapper, I call out Lewis Capaldi.

06:55What? Lewis Capaldi's not ready for me. Um, so here we go. Oh, thank you so much. ITV Replay.

07:06ITV Replay with their donation. Thank you so much ITV. ITV is channel 3 on tele in the UK. Um,

07:17and chase wrongly and do something weird. Do something weird. I don't know. I can, I can do,

07:29I can do a camel. Do you want to see me do a camel face? Yeah. Do you want to,

07:36this is, this is weird.

07:38It's pretty weird. And everyone that knows me around here, where I live, they know me for,

07:45for my camel. Are you there? Right, this is a camel.

07:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That was me doing a camel. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

07:58And I'm gonna do the voices. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Is that weird enough for you? Not weird

08:05enough.

08:06Mark Lewis

08:07You are a man of your word

08:09Thank you so much

08:10And Danny Zed

08:14Danny Zed

08:15Danny Y Zed

08:16Danny Zed

08:18When you're standing there

08:20Show his football club

08:23My football club

08:25My school football club

08:27The club that

08:28My mate Kieran plays for

08:30And Ben from year three

08:31And he's just a nap

08:33Because he's fat

08:37What football club

08:39I don't

08:40My football club on FIFA

08:42I don't know what you mean

08:43What football club

08:45Don't know

08:47Yes I'm going to be

08:48Doing some prank calls

08:50In a minute

08:50Don't you worry

08:51Got a number

08:53Going to ring in a minute

08:54But

08:55Did you like me weird

08:56Camel

08:59It's funnier

09:00When people are trying to do it

09:03If you think you can do it

09:04Do it

09:05Send me your videos on Facebook

09:07Of you trying to do the Camel

09:09And Camel spit

09:12But I'm not going to spare you

09:14Camel spit

09:18Right

09:18Got another

09:20Mathis

09:21Thank you

09:23James Wagstaff

09:24Can you please call my mum

09:26It would be so funny

09:27If so

09:29How should I

09:30Send

09:31Your number

09:32It's

09:33The numbers are

09:35Done

09:35All

09:36Complete

09:36Random

09:37Just to make it fair

09:41So

09:41All the numbers

09:42That I get

09:43If you want me to ring you

09:44Or be in with a chance

09:45Of ringing

09:45Send me your number

09:47On Facebook

09:47On the messenger

09:49And all the numbers

09:50That we get

09:51Are put into

09:52Like a hat

09:52And we just take them out

09:53Proper random

09:55It's just to make it fair

09:56For everyone

09:58So that's how we do it

09:59We just keep it all random

10:02Got another

10:03Mathis

10:04Thank you

10:05From

10:07James

10:10James Wagstaff

10:11James Wagstaff

10:14Can you

10:14Call my mum

10:16It would be so funny

10:17Thank you for that

10:18But

10:19Chase Rowling

10:21Yeah that was good

10:23Keep up the good work

10:24Well thank you so much

10:25For your donation

10:26Again

10:26Thank you

10:27Thank you

10:28Right

10:28Shall we crack on

10:29Some calls

10:31Let's ring some peeps

10:33I'm going to ring Matthew

10:34And Brandon's asked me to ring

10:37So I'm going to ring Matthew

10:39From Brandon

10:42Save the ring

10:49If you're asking me to prompt call

10:51Hello

10:53Hello

10:53That's it

10:55Hello is that Matthew

10:57When you finish recording

10:59Please say that

11:00You got me

11:01It got me with his message

11:03Got me with a message

11:05Saying hello

11:06And it's not

11:07Oh my

11:08I am never ringing him again

11:10Oh my god

11:12I'm probably done me again

11:15Everyone

11:16Spam team with Bjorn

11:22Don't spam me with Bjorn

11:28Don't spam me with Bjorn

11:30Don't spam me with Bjorn

11:31Definitely don't

11:34So I say

11:35So I say

11:35Thank you

11:37To BigNeve98

11:42Thank you for your donation

11:43It says

11:44Hi Tim

11:45Hope to meet you one day

11:46Hope to meet you too

11:48But after this coronavirus

11:50Is done

11:51And Boris

11:52Has stopped grounding

11:52Everyone

11:53Then we're going to be

11:55Going back on tour

11:57Doing comedy again

11:58So make sure you come and you can do meet and greet, get a picture, get a video

12:05But that's only when Boris has stopped being silly and grounding everyone

12:13So let's crack up with the numbers

12:16Do not get me with them silly messages

12:19This is Rich

12:20Ringing Rich

12:25Ringing Rich

12:30Ringing Rich

12:32Hello

12:34Is that Rich?

12:36It is, tiny Tim, how are you?

12:38Hello, are you okay?

12:40Mate, you've just made my day

12:42Oh, that's good

12:43How's your lockdown going?

12:47I'm still able to work my friend

12:49Are you?

12:51Yeah, I'm allowed to deliver parts

12:53So I'm still out there keeping the country moving

12:56What about you?

12:57Oh, I'm not allowed out

12:59Why not?

13:01Because

13:01Is it grounded?

13:02Yeah, not Boris, my mum

13:05The lazy pig

13:07Stupid pig, isn't she?

13:09You're stupid pig

13:11Is she still in bed or is she up now?

13:13No, of course she's in bed

13:17She's just had a Chinese chipper

13:19She's just had it in bed, the fat pig

13:22What did you have?

13:24I've not had anything yet

13:25She's not made it

13:27Oh no

13:28I know

13:28Smelly faces and spaghetti hoops

13:30No, I can't cook that

13:31Who do you think I am?

13:32Gordon Ramsay?

13:39I'll probably just have to settle for a pot noodle

13:43What's your favourite?

13:44Chicken and mushroom?

13:45Yeah, green one

13:46Oh, they're the best, don't they?

13:48They are the best, but

13:49I had one of them real hot ones once

13:51And it

13:53Bombay bad boy

13:54Yeah, it's probably a proper bad boy

13:58It's hot on the way, isn't it?

14:00It is

14:01It was hotter than that chilli you had that time

14:03No, it's not hotter than that

14:05But I know it was hot on the way out

14:12Oh my god

14:13So you're still doing deliveries and stuff like that?

14:18Yeah, I'm still allowed to go out in the day

14:20So that's good for me

14:21It keeps me out of my wife's hair

14:23Did you see my delivery driver video that I did?

14:27No, I'm going to have to look at that one

14:29The last one I've seen was the

14:32I watched one the other day

14:33Where you coloured your hair black

14:35Oh, that's ages ago

14:37I know

14:38I've only

14:39I've not long started supporting us

14:40So I'm getting to see all those ones again

14:42So

14:42Well, the new ones that we've been doing

14:45They've been getting a lot of attention

14:48Yeah

14:48So the delivery driver one that we did

14:51That got

14:52I think it got 7 million views in 7 days

14:56Wow

14:58I know

14:59I like the DJ one as well that you did

15:03Oh yeah

15:04That went muffies

15:05Proper quick

15:06It was good that one

15:08It was good

15:09Yeah, they're all good

15:11They're all good

15:12They're just legendary in my opinion

15:14I'm glad you like them

15:15No, they're good

15:17So yeah

15:18So I'm going to

15:19I spoke to you the other day

15:20Because

15:21I had my bank account stolen didn't I

15:23And I was going to get you to give me a voice message

15:25Yeah

15:25So yeah

15:26Hopefully as soon as I get my card back mate

15:29I'll get you to do me some voices if that's alright my friend

15:34Yeah, definitely

15:34I can't wear

15:35You don't have to pay for it

15:37Just bring me some chicken nuggets

15:40Do you want it in a Happy Meal or do you want 6 or 9?

15:44I want 20

15:48Okay, I'll go

15:50I'll see if they'll open up

15:51As soon as they open up I'll get some

15:53Alright, thank you

15:54I'm going to have to go now anyway because

15:56I think I've burnt my pot noodle

16:00Make sure don't fill it up over the line because it gets too runny and then it turns into soup

16:04Yeah, don't want chicken noodle soup

16:07No, it's not the greatest

16:09No

16:09But Tim, Timmy, Tiny Tim, thank you for calling me

16:14That's okay

16:14It's been an absolute pleasure and I will speak to you soon about these little voice things yeah

16:19Perfect, just before you go

16:22Yeah

16:22Are you my real dad?

16:25I wasn't last time I checked

16:27Are you still not?

16:29No

16:31I am trying to help find him though

16:34I'll keep searching

16:36I've checked the wardrobe and he's not in there

16:38But then again, there's lots of things in there, I don't know what's in there

16:42It's like Narnia

16:43Oh, skeletons

16:45Yeah, people out of doubt

16:48Right, I'm going to go and speak to you in a bit

16:50Alright, love you

16:52Love you

16:52Love you, bye

16:54Love you, bye

16:55Bye

16:57Just got myself 20 chicken nuggets

17:01So, I just want to say a massive thank you to...

17:06Is that...

17:09Cara Randall?

17:10Cara Randall?

17:11Please can you wish my mate Ben a happy 30th birthday

17:15Happy 30th birthday Ben!

17:18Happy birthday!

17:19Gina, again!

17:21Thank you for the donation

17:22I hope to meet Tiny Tim on the 17th of May

17:26I hope it happens

17:27Don't know if we're still going to be in lockdown

17:30If there's any changes, I'll let everybody know

17:33But I'm doing a show at the Frog and Bucket

17:37I think we're going to be short on the 17th

17:39But Gina, I'll let you know

17:41Also, David P

17:42Thank you so much for your donation

17:46Amazing, thank you

17:47Right, should we crack on with some more calls?

17:51Let's go

17:53This is Susan from Cheryl

17:56Susan from Cheryl

17:58Let's ring

17:59Don't forget Cheryl Cole

18:03Or Cheryl...

18:05Fernandez

18:06Whatever she's called now

18:08No, that didn't answer

18:11Susan, I'm going to have to try you again

18:14What?

18:15If you want me to call you, send me your number

18:19Don't put your number in the comments

18:22Send me your number on Facebook

18:24Private message

18:28Erm...

18:29Is it about official?

18:30How's Chardonnay?

18:32Locked in? Not allowed out

18:33And she's been popping out there

18:35She had a phone taken off her

18:37She's not allowed it

18:40Erm...

18:41Epic Games

18:41Go and add me on Fortnite

18:43Epic Games

18:44Tiny Tim Bradbury

18:47That's me

18:47I will have a game of FIFA

18:49Or we can play

18:50Fortnite

18:51Or we can play

18:52Warzone

18:53Or whatever

18:54And I've got a gaming channel out as well

18:57So make sure you go and subscribe to that

18:59Tiny Tim's Gaming

19:00Make sure you go for that

19:02Like I say, if you don't subscribe yet

19:04Make sure you subscribe and tick the notification button

19:08Erm...

19:09If you're on Instagram as well

19:12Mmm...

19:13Go on Instagram

19:14Just put in Tiny Tim

19:15It will find me

19:17We're over 200,000 followers now

19:20Oh my god

19:21That's amazing isn't it

19:23Erm...

19:24We're nearly on 2.2 million on Facebook

19:28Mmm...

19:282.2 million on Facebook

19:30So if you don't follow me on Facebook

19:32Go and do it

19:33Just put in Tiny Tim

19:36Find me

19:37Find me

19:37We're gonna click on with some more calls

19:40Mmm...

19:41I can't play Roblox

19:42I don't know how to do it

19:44I don't know how to play Roblox

19:46I don't...

19:48Erm...

19:48Before we do a call

19:49Justin Mathis

19:50Thank you

19:52Erm...

19:53Brooklyn Tea Guy

19:54Thank you so much for your donation

19:58Amazing

19:59Thank you very much

20:01Erm...

20:02Please help me

20:03Alicia's...

20:04I... I... I... I didn't see it

20:05I didn't see it

20:06Just seeing Alicia

20:09Erm...

20:10I just burped

20:12Right...

20:12I'm gonna ring in Kimberly

20:14From Kaz

20:16Kaz has asked me to ring Kimberly

20:18So that's what I'm gonna do

20:23Kaz

20:26Kimberley

20:27Kimberley from Kaz

20:28Kimberley

20:32She's better answer

20:37What's my real name?

20:39Tim

20:41Tim

20:43That's how you spell it

20:45centreger

20:47Pho

20:48bur

20:50Kimberly

20:54Not

20:55answering Answer

20:56your phones Fortnite

20:59Yeah,

20:59let's play Fortnite Can't

21:01play Roblox Don't

21:02know how to do it I've

21:03been on Adoptmi I've

21:06been on Adoptmi

21:07So if you want to play Adopt Me

21:10We can play Adopt Me

21:14EastEnders Clips for you

21:15How's it going

21:17Thank you so much for your donation

21:19EastEnders Clips for you

21:22Remember Bianca

21:24She's ginger

21:25That might be my real mum

21:28So let's go

21:29We are ringing

21:31Sammy

21:33Ringing you Sammy

21:34Make sure you answer the phone

21:38Hello

21:41Beatbox

21:46Hello

21:48Oh my god is that Tiny Tim

21:50Yeah is that Sammy

21:52It is

21:53Are you okay Sammy

21:56I'm good thank you

21:58How are you

21:58I'm very well

21:59You're just live on YouTube at the minute

22:01Are you okay

22:02Oh my Christ

22:07I want to put a smile on my face here and from you for sure

22:11Oh good where are you

22:14I originally come from Wolverhampton but I live in South Wales

22:18Oh you live in South Wales near Cardiff

22:22I'm about an hour from Cardiff

22:24I live closer to 20

22:25Oh right

22:26Because I went to Cardiff when I went to Greggs

22:29Do you remember that video

22:31Oh I do yeah

22:32Well you went to the Cardiff Greggs

22:34Yeah and I went to Barrie Island and it was great

22:39I've never been to Barrie Island but I did want to go

22:42I was living down here when

22:43You know last year when they were doing the filming for the Governor's Day to Christmas special

22:47Oh yeah

22:49They were down here then and I so wanted to go but I just didn't

22:52I wasn't going to go up there looking like an idiot on my own

22:55But then half of the UK were up there in the end

22:59Everyone was out

23:00Which I didn't know

23:00They were

23:02Everyone

23:02I was really nice to hear from you because I've had a rubbish weekend

23:06Oh why

23:07And just my mental health problems have not been great

23:12So you've just been struggling a bit

23:14But you've really put a smile on my face

23:16Oh that's good I'm glad that it's made you happy anyway

23:20It has definitely

23:22Good

23:23What have you been up to Tim?

23:25Nothing

23:25Just locked in all the time because Boris went and grounded everyone didn't

23:29Oh no he did go and ground everyone

23:32Flipping

23:33He's naughty isn't he?

23:35Yeah but do I have not have coronavirus?

23:38Exactly

23:39Exactly I'd rather not have it neither

23:41Yeah so just staying locked in safe and sound with my mum

23:45And Uncle Barry's not coming round so that's a bonus

23:50Oh yeah I was going to say Uncle Barry's not coming round he needs to stay away at the minute

23:53Yeah I'm not having him coming round coughing on me

23:58Oh god no

23:59Not with his breath

24:03So where's your mum is she asleep still?

24:05Yeah she's still in bed proper lazy pig

24:08Oh dear

24:09Unbelievable

24:10So how has your lockdown been?

24:12Are you staying in?

24:15Yeah apart from having to go out and get meds and stuff

24:18Yeah

24:19It's rubbish

24:21It's rubbish

24:23It is

24:23I bet you want to get outside and play don't you?

24:25I want to go and see Chardonnay

24:27Not to kiss

24:28Oh bless you

24:30I don't want to kiss and cuddle

24:31I just want to play in the sandpit

24:34Now did that lady get back to you from the dating agency?

24:38That's my question

24:39Um no she didn't

24:41She didn't?

24:43No

24:43Oh dear

24:43She not found anybody for me

24:45Oh that's awful isn't it?

24:48It's kind of good because I don't want to cheat on Chardonnay

24:51Oh god no we don't want to do that do we?

24:53Definitely not

24:54Definitely not

24:54No definitely not

24:56I don't want to be grounded and then Chardonnay come drowned and starts levering now

25:00I don't want that

25:04So I just thought I'd ring and if you want to talk just send me a message

25:09I'm always there for a chat okay?

25:12I will do thank you so much Tim you've really made me smile

25:15Good good well you enjoy the rest of your evening

25:20Stay safe

25:21I will and you

25:23Stay safe and if you need anything just give me a message okay?

25:27I will do thank you so much my darling

25:29Okay keep smiling stay safe and I'll see you in a bit

25:32Okay bye

25:34Love you

25:35Love you

25:36Love you bye

25:37Bye

25:39That's Sammy

25:40That's Sammy and she's in lockdown and she's had to get some medicines and stuff like that

25:47Which is good you can go out and get some medicines

25:50But if it's not essential don't go out

25:54This isn't an extended holiday for kids from school

25:59Make sure you're staying in

26:01Because the sooner you stay in and the sooner this virus will pass

26:06The quicker that we can go out and stuff like that

26:09Oh

26:10And the quicker Uncle Barry can come come round

26:16So where else have we got

26:17Adopt me please

26:19Add me on Adopt me

26:20Go and follow me on Adopt me

26:22Can you follow me?

26:24Follow me on Adopt me

26:26Yeah

26:26Turn it to my official

26:29Turn it to my official

26:32You can Adopt me

26:35Give me your pets

26:36I need turtles

26:40Kangaroos

26:40I've already got

26:42Scooby Doo

26:43What else do we need?

26:46Anything

26:47Not dingos

26:48Oh my god

26:49I'm sick to death of getting dingos

26:52So

26:53Give me your pets

26:55I'll be your best friend forever

26:58We'll play Adopt me

27:00And then

27:01Give me a pet

27:02So I'll make a super mega rare pet

27:04What is it?

27:05A neon

27:06I'll make a neon

27:08Make a neon

27:09Because my mum plays

27:11My mum plays Adopt me all the time

27:14And Chardonnay

27:15And I remember when my mum was

27:18She was talking in her sleep

27:20And she kept saying

27:21I'm neon

27:24In her sleep

27:25She was addicted to it

27:27So let's crack on

27:29Let's get

27:30Another call

27:31Doing

27:32This

27:33Is

27:35Emily

27:37Ringing

27:38Emily

27:41Spare answer

27:42Adopt me

27:43Go and follow me on Adopt me

27:47Turn it to my official

27:48That's me

27:50Turn it to my official

27:54I know

27:56Hi

27:57Is that Emily

28:00Oh yes

28:01Hello Tiny Tim

28:02Hello Emily

28:03You okay

28:04Hello

28:05Yeah

28:06Can I ask you a quick favour

28:07Yeah

28:08Could you please say happy birthday

28:10To my daughter Amelia

28:11Yeah

28:11Of course I can

28:13Tiny Tim

28:15Hi Tiny Tim

28:17Hi Amelia

28:18Happy birthday

28:24Hi

28:25That is such a cute laugh

28:26How old are you

28:31Five

28:35You talk so silly

28:37If you're five

28:39That means you're

28:40I'm older than you

28:41Because I'm three nearly six

28:47Are you five

28:49No not yet

28:50I'm three

28:51But I'm nearly six

28:56Have you had a good birthday

29:00I don't know

29:05And here we are

29:06Have you had a good birthday

29:09Did you give me a happy birthday

29:12Thank you

29:15That's okay

29:16Have you had a good day

29:17Did you get

29:18Did you get a birthday cake

29:20Did you get a birthday cake

29:38Yeah

29:38Oh that is so cute

29:40Tell her

29:41Don't eat all the birthday cake herself

29:43Make sure she shares it

29:46Make sure she saves you son

29:48Yeah

29:48No

29:49Make sure she shares it

29:51With everybody

29:53Oh she will do

29:54Yeah because

29:55I don't want her to share it

29:57For the sake that

29:58Sharing is caring

29:59I don't want her to eat it all

30:01And end up like my mum

30:02A proper fat pig

30:09So has Amelia had a good birthday

30:12Yeah

30:13Yeah

30:14Oh that's good

30:15That's good

30:17Right I'm going to have to go

30:18Because I need to ring other people

30:21Okay thank you so much for calling

30:23No problem

30:24You stay safe

30:26And enjoy the rest of your day

30:27And you

30:29See you in a bit

30:30Love you

30:30Love you too

30:32Love you bye

30:35Oh she was so cute

30:37Did you have a little laugh

30:39Oh

30:39That's cute

30:41Why are you spamming me with why

30:43Why do you keep putting why

30:47Say hello Tim

30:48Hi

30:49I think

30:50I didn't

30:50I didn't say it

30:52Um

30:54Call WWE

30:55I can't ring anyone

30:57No one's in

30:59Nobody's in

31:01Oh it's going there

31:02Oh it's going there fast again

31:03Not ringing 666

31:04No chance

31:07Shout out

31:08Oh it's gone

31:11Blah blah blah blah

31:12Right it's too fast

31:12Can't read anything

31:13Can't see anything

31:15Right I am ringing

31:17Susan

31:18Again

31:18Ringing Susan

31:20Again

31:22Ringing Susan

31:26Cheryl told me to ring you

31:28Susan

31:29Susan

31:31Susan

31:31Answer you for

31:32By the moon

31:37Bad answer

31:40Hello

31:41Is that Susan

31:42Yeah

31:43Speak Susie

31:44Yeah

31:45It's

31:46It's Tim

31:51Cheryl told me to ring you

31:53My name's Tim

31:54I'm three nearly six

31:57Speak Susie

32:01Go on speak

32:02Do you want to go with mummy and do it

32:05Yeah

32:05Right

32:07Hold on

32:08Come on

32:10You do it with my

32:13Hold up one second

32:14That's okay

32:17Kelly

32:17Sit with her and speak to Tim

32:19She won't speak to him

32:20He's on the park

32:22They're so cute

32:24Hello

32:25Heidi

32:25Hello

32:26Are you okay

32:27Yeah

32:29Are you

32:30Are you

32:31Susan

32:32Yeah

32:33Hi Susan

32:34How old are you

32:36Eleven

32:37Eleven

32:38Oh my god

32:39You're older than me

32:40Because I'm three nearly six

32:43Are you having a good day

32:45Yeah

32:47What have you done

32:49Say hello to my sister Bethany

32:51Okay

32:51Hello Bethany

32:56That is not funny

32:58That is

32:59It is

33:00It is

33:05What are you doing

33:07Say to your mum

33:08You're a fat pig

33:09Mum

33:10You're a fat pig

33:14Tell my auntie

33:16To

33:19Go away

33:21Is that Cheryl

33:22Yeah

33:23Cheryl

33:24Cheryl

33:26Susan told me to tell you to go away

33:35Okay wait

33:36Oh no

33:37Say it

33:37I'm off

33:40Say hello to Adam

33:42Okay I'm going to say

33:44Tell my

33:45My sister's boyfriend

33:46Hello

33:47What's your sister's boyfriend called

33:49Adam

33:50Adam

33:51Adam

33:52Hello

33:56Adam

33:59Say I love you to Adam

34:00I'm not saying that

34:05Say I love you to my mum

34:07What's your mum called

34:09What's your mum called

34:10Her name's Kelly

34:12Kelly

34:12Mummy

34:14Tiny time wants you

34:15Kelly

34:17Hello

34:18Hello

34:19I love you

34:20I love you too

34:22Don't

34:23Don't tell me that

34:24Because

34:24If your

34:25If your husband

34:26Finds out

34:27I'll get me a kit too

34:31Are you okay

34:32Yeah

34:33Good

34:34What are you doing

34:34I'm going to ask

34:37But I know

34:38Taylor

34:40Say hello to Tiny Tim

34:43Say hello to Taylor Tiny Tim

34:45Hello Taylor

34:47Are you okay

34:48No I'm good you

34:50Yeah

34:51Call your mum a fat pig again

34:53Mum

34:54You're a fat pig

34:58Okay wait one more time

35:00One more time

35:00I think I just woke her up

35:03No tell her

35:04Tell your mum

35:05She's a fat pig

35:06One more time

35:07Mum

35:09Mum

35:09You're a fat pig

35:13She's going to kick my head in

35:15Say hello to my sister Jessica

35:17Hello Jessica

35:20Hello

35:20Jessica

35:21Stephanie thought it wasn't Tiny Tim

35:22And then she realised it

35:27Oh it's kicking off there now

35:31Susan

35:32Yeah

35:32I'm going to have to go

35:34Because I've got to ring other people

35:36Can you ring me later

35:39I've got loads of people to ring

35:41So I might have to ring you another time

35:43I see so much of kicking off

35:45Okay

35:45Say hi

35:46Say hi to my boyfriend's brother

35:48Lee

35:50Hello Lee

35:52What's your name

35:54My name is Tim

35:56To Etna

36:00I'm three nearly six

36:02And my mum

36:03My mum is a fat pig

36:05It's nice to talk to you

36:07Bye

36:08Love you

36:08Bye

36:09Love you

36:11Bye

36:13Bye

36:24They didn't think I'd hung up

36:27I didn't hang up

36:28And then they did

36:31Right

36:31So

36:32Murphy's thank you

36:33To

36:36Mum like

36:37Junca

36:38I had

36:38Hearing someone

36:40Message me on

36:41Insta

36:42Crudging cat

36:43But thank you for your donation

36:45If you want me to ring someone

36:47Send me a number

36:47On

36:48Facebook Messenger

36:50And then

36:51All numbers are picked at random

36:53So

36:54If

36:54I pick you at random

36:55Then I can ring

36:57Um

36:59Just going to do

37:00Uh

37:00Um

37:01Two more calls

37:02And then

37:03I've got to go

37:03Because I need to go and get my pot noodle

37:06But after this

37:08I'm going live on Facebook

37:10Yay

37:10At about

37:12Eight o'clock

37:13So come on to Facebook

37:16About eight o'clock

37:17And then we're going to go

37:18Right in there

37:19So

37:20Two more calls

37:21Make sure they answer

37:23Um

37:24This is Mia

37:24From

37:25Jessie

37:28Hello

37:29Hello

37:30Hello is that Mia

37:32Hiya

37:33It's Tim

37:35Hi

37:36Jessica told me to ring you

37:39Oh did she now

37:41Yeah she did

37:42She said to ring you

37:43She gave me your number

37:44And said that

37:44You would love a phone call

37:47Well

37:48Yeah I would actually

37:50What are you doing

37:51I'm just

37:52Sat on my lovely couch

37:54At the side

37:54With my mum

37:55And I'm watching Dot Martin

37:57You're watching Dot Martin

37:59Yeah

38:00Is your mum there

38:01Yeah

38:02Is your mum not in bed

38:04No my mum's not in bed

38:06Oh my god

38:07Mum

38:07Get up

38:08And watch Dot Martin

38:11My mum's not

38:12My mum's not getting up

38:14She's in bed

38:15The lazy pig

38:17Can't call your mum

38:18A lazy pig

38:19Of course I can

38:20She's not going to do anything

38:23Have you had your tea

38:25Yeah

38:26What did you have

38:27I had lasagna and chips

38:29And garlic bread

38:30Oh that sounds nice

38:33Oh I wish I was having

38:35Lasagna and chips

38:36And garlic bread

38:37Why what have you had

38:39Nothing yet

38:39I'm having a pot noodle

38:41Oh nice

38:42Chicken and mushroom

38:43Yeah chicken and mushroom

38:45Make sure it's got the sauce in

38:47Of course

38:48What am I a maniac

38:49Of course I'll have the sauce in

38:53So I just thought I'd ring

38:54And say a mafist hello

38:57How's your lockdown going

38:59Oh it's boring

39:01Honestly

39:01It's so boring isn't it

39:03Yeah it's literally like

39:05You can't do anything

39:06You can't go up your house

39:07It's like

39:08Even if it's like

39:09You open my door

39:10And my window

39:10I'm scared that

39:11Boris might come and shout at me

39:13Boris will proper shout at you

39:16Have you been

39:18Have you been isolating

39:19The whole time

39:20Yeah

39:21Yeah

39:22Oh it's so rubbish

39:23Have you been doing

39:23Your school work

39:26No

39:26You've got to do

39:27Your school work

39:30Well have you done it

39:31Of course I have

39:33What have you been doing

39:36I've been doing maths

39:37Because I'm good at maths

39:41Nice

39:42And that's it

39:43Do you want me to tell you

39:45Some sums that I did today

39:47Yeah go on then

39:48I did

39:48Two plus two is four

39:50Minus one

39:50That's three quick maths

39:54Have you been looking

39:56Have you been watching my videos

39:58Yeah

39:59Yeah what was your favourite

40:01The one when you rang me

40:03The taxi about

40:04Saying that you've

40:05Going to send a separate taxi out

40:07Because your mum's a pig

40:08Oi

40:09Is that

40:10Is that when the taxi man

40:12Was asking if my mum's

40:13Got summer teeth

40:14Yeah

40:15Summer brown

40:16Summer yellow

40:17Summer green

40:18Summer missing

40:20That was a good one

40:21Wasn't it

40:22Yeah

40:24I'm glad you like them

40:25But listen

40:25I'm going to have to go

40:26But you stay safe

40:28And keep watching my videos

40:29Okay

40:30I will do

40:31Don't worry

40:32You can ring me anytime

40:33Oh brilliant

40:34Thank you so much

40:36Alright bye

40:37Love you

40:39Love you

40:39Bye

40:40Love you

40:40Bye

40:43Oh she's staying in

40:45But not doing school work

40:46Silly boo-a

40:48So

40:49Gina

40:50Thank you so much

40:52For your donation

40:53Again

40:54And

40:56Coming

40:57Going

40:58Yeah

41:00Mate

41:00You better speak to me

41:01In a bit

41:02Text me

41:02See you in a bit

41:03Gina

41:04Love you

41:05Right

41:06Last one

41:09I am ringing

41:11Terry

41:13Your mum's asked me to ring you

41:18I'm ringing Terry's daughter

41:21Your mum

41:23Yeah

41:24Wow

41:27Hello

41:28Hello

41:29Hi

41:30Hi

41:31Who's this

41:33It's Terry

41:34Terry

41:35It's me

41:35It's Tim

41:36Well hello

41:38Hello

41:38Are you okay

41:39I'm good thank you

41:41Are you here

41:42Yeah

41:42I'm just bored of this isolation

41:45It is a bit storm isn't it

41:47Oh it's well rubbish

41:49The only good thing is that

41:50Uncle Barry's not allowed round

41:55Have you had a good

41:56Have you had a good day

41:58Yeah I've had a good day

42:00What's my name

42:04Who's that

42:05Who's that

42:05I'm talking all the time

42:06On Facebook

42:06I never knew

42:08I would call you

42:10What's your name

42:11Gwen

42:13Who

42:15Gwen

42:16Yeah

42:17My name's Tim

42:18And I'm three nearly six

42:22Yeah I think I know that

42:23From all your videos you do

42:25What's your favourite

42:28Probably the one where you did that face mask

42:31And you started screaming a lot

42:32Oh that was so painful

42:34Don't have to do it

42:36They're all really funny

42:38Oh I think I ripped all my eyebrow

42:40The ones that turn yellow when he laughs

42:45Oh my eyebrows turn yellow

42:47What's that about

42:50Have you had the care bears

42:51To sort them out yet

42:52The care bears

42:54Yeah

42:55Yeah because

42:57When they turn different colour

42:59I look like I've got

43:00Super power in my eyebrows

43:02Don't I

43:05Who's that laughing

43:06That's my kids

43:11Your laugh's making me laugh

43:16I'm laughing at you laughing

43:17At me laughing

43:20Like a Mexican laugh

43:25So have you all been okay

43:28In this isolation

43:29Yeah

43:30I've been yeah

43:31It is proper boring isn't it

43:33Proper boring

43:35But eventually we'll be allowed out

43:37And then we can go

43:39To the park

43:40I hope so

43:43Uncle Barry's desperate

43:44To go to the pub

43:47So am I

43:48So am I

43:53Right I just thought I'd ring and say

43:55A mouthful hello

43:56And just to make sure that you're staying safe

43:59And you keep smiling

44:01Oh we will definitely

44:03We're both

44:04Yeah

44:04Good

44:05Will you keep watching my videos

44:07And keep laughing at me

44:08Ripping my skin off

44:09Yeah

44:11You stay safe

44:13And I'll speak to you soon

44:14Okay

44:15Tiny turn

44:17Yeah

44:17You should get your nails done

44:19I really want my nails done

44:23Do you want it nude

44:25I want it

44:26Yeah I want it nude

44:29Because that's my favourite colour

44:34It does too

44:35I'm not going to get them dead long

44:38I'm just going to get nice

44:39Nice little nails

44:41Nice round ones

44:43Yeah

44:43Just so I can try and tick on my back

44:48I'm going to search out your videos

44:51They are

44:52My kids are absolutely obsessed with your videos

44:54Or saying that

44:55So am I

44:56Oh thank you

44:57I definitely love them

45:00I absolutely love them

45:01Thank you so much

45:02Do you

45:03Do you follow me on all the socials

45:06Well I don't really have to count on anything

45:08So

45:08Well no because you're 8

45:10Nearly 12

45:11You're 8 nearly 12

45:128 nearly 12

45:14Yeah

45:15That's all they're the makers

45:16I'm 3 nearly 6

45:19Such a big boy

45:20I'm Mavis

45:21I'm Mavis

45:27You're what

45:29Don't worry

45:30Don't worry

45:30So I'm going to go

45:33But it's been a pleasure speaking to you

45:35You too

45:37And I'll speak to you soon

45:38Stay safe

45:39Bye

45:40You will

45:41Bye

45:41Love you

45:43Love you

45:44Love you

45:45Bye

45:46Love you

45:50I love watching my videos

45:52That's so cute

45:54Right I'm going to go

45:55I'm going to go live on Facebook

45:57In about 15 minutes

45:59So get over to Facebook

46:01Tiny Tim's Adventures

46:03Go and follow me on there

46:05Going to have a chat

46:06Going to do some phone calls

46:08Let's see how it goes

46:09But thank you so much for tuning in

46:13Tuning in like it's terror

46:14Thank you so much for tuning in

46:16Make sure you go and follow me on all my socials

46:19Instagram

46:20Twitter

46:21Facebook

46:22On here

46:23On YouTube

46:24Make sure you

46:25Tick the little

46:26Make sure you turn on your notification bell

46:29Subscribe

46:29We're so close to a million

46:32Oh my god

46:33And I'm desperate to get

46:35The gold plaque

46:36I'll do a big video about getting the gold plaque

46:39So make sure you go and follow me on Facebook

46:42Instagram

46:43Twitter

46:45Subscribe on YouTube

46:46And I will see you soon

46:47Thank you so much

46:49I will see you next Tuesday

46:50Live again

46:51But until then

46:52Stay safe

46:53Keep smiling

46:54And I'll see you in a bit

46:56I love you

46:57Bye

47:00I'm not gone yet

47:03Love you

47:04Bye

47:06Bye

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