Tiny Tim LIVE! 02/06/20

Tiny Tim's Adventures

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00:01Ooh, so, hi guys, are you okay? Hi Jackoff Reviews, um, hello Broken Sky, um, Angel Kitty, hi, it's Tim

00:17time, yeah it is, big burp, I'm bigger, how's everyone doing?

00:24Kyle, Kyle Foster, you're late Tim, just a little bit, I had to put my mum in bed, the fat

00:31pig, how's everybody doing? Who's excited for a little bit of rain? Me! I can't wait, because I'm ginger and

00:42it proper melts me, um, hey Cheeky Chewy, are you okay?

00:47Hi, Corey O'Reilly, hello, um, and it's just on proper bad again, hope everyone's okay, not seeing you since,

00:56wow, last night, not seeing you forever, um, so, just want to say a mouthpiece thank you to everyone who's

01:05been subscribing, been seeing a couple of messages saying what's this video about, if you watch my other videos, you'll

01:12understand why it's like this.

01:14Because if we just did it in this voice, it'd be a little bit boring, wouldn't it?

01:19Hello, my name's Tim, um, 39, 38, 37.

01:26Three nearly six, that's how old I am.

01:30So, just want to say, mouthpiece thank you for everyone that's been subscribing, follow me on TikTok, follow me on

01:39Facebook, follow me on Instagram, so thank you so much to everybody.

01:47Proper hot today, proper hot.

01:50Did a little bit of gardening?

01:53Well, helped Uncle Barry with his plants.

01:57Been mega busy today, mega busy.

02:01So, thanks for all the thumbs up, guys, thank you.

02:04Give us all the thumbs up, yeah.

02:07Go on, itch your nose.

02:09Um, good, I'm glad you're good, glad you're good.

02:13Um, who's that?

02:15I'm your brother.

02:16Jack of, Jack of, what did it say?

02:19It said I'm your brother.

02:20Definitely not my brother.

02:22Definitely not my brother.

02:24Go on, itch.

02:26Um, who's that?

02:29Say I play for Newcastle.

02:31I play for Newcastle.

02:33Not really.

02:35Joe Gibson, thank you so much for your donation.

02:40Thank you very much.

02:42Oh my God, thank you, thank you, thank you.

02:45I hope everybody after the YouTube live yesterday went and watched me on Facebook live because I was properly crying.

02:55Um, because for no reason, I just come up with the word Wet Mutant.

03:04Wet Mutant, I don't know where it come from, but it was just funny.

03:08It was just proper funny.

03:09So I think the new word should be Wet Mutant.

03:15You know, like in Yunaway's Essex and Made in Chelsea and stuff like that.

03:22Talk about, oh, you're wet flannel.

03:25Oh, you're proper wet.

03:27I think the new word should be, you Wet Mutant.

03:33Just makes me laugh.

03:35My mum's a Wet Mutant.

03:36Stupid cow.

03:38So, Tim shout me out.

03:41Oh, just seen it.

03:42Just seen it.

03:43Tim shout me out.

03:44Um, Retard's got your life.

03:49The, uh, Dog Squad Wet Mutant.

03:56It's going to proper tickle me that forever.

04:00It really is.

04:01Wet Mutant.

04:04So, I just want to say, Mavis, thank you for all the support.

04:08Um, and if you follow me on Instagram, there's a trend going about where it's just a black screen.

04:15Where it's just like that.

04:17Well, black.

04:18Like that.

04:19And it's, um, it's like, what is it?

04:25It's like, Black Lives Matter.

04:29So, it's really important.

04:32It's trending at the minute.

04:33Black Lives Matter.

04:34Uh, so, um, is it black?

04:39Let me just have a look.

04:42So, just, it's a big thing.

04:44Blackout Tuesday.

04:46So, it's a big thing.

04:48So, if you have Instagram, make sure you black it out.

04:53And just put Blackout Tuesday.

04:56Because Black Lives Matter.

04:59Um, peace out.

05:03Where are you going?

05:03And CJ Winkles.

05:06Bye, baby Tim.

05:08Still here.

05:10Still here.

05:11All lives matter.

05:12Yes, they do.

05:13We're in the current climate with everything that's going on in the media at the minute.

05:19Very testing times.

05:21Police brutality and everything.

05:23Yes, all lives matter.

05:24But I think it should be higher than that.

05:29Listen, it's all lives matter.

05:31You're absolutely right.

05:32Absolutely right.

05:33Um, who's that?

05:35Timmy D.

05:36Um, Angel Kitty.

05:40Angel Kitty.

05:41My name is Sylvia.

05:44Love from Poland.

05:46Angel Kitty.

05:48Love from Poland.

05:49Love Poland.

05:50Love Poland.

05:52Um, prank call.

05:55Right, let's do it then.

05:57Let's do it.

05:58Let's do some calls.

06:00I'm calling Liam from Janet.

06:04Liam from Janet.

06:06You better answer, Liam.

06:08Because Janet's told me to.

06:10Um, can I have a shout out please?

06:13Just seeing it's gone.

06:14It's gone too quick.

06:17Um, you're the best.

06:20Right, let's crack on.

06:21Let's ring Liam.

06:26Ring Starbucks.

06:28Welcome to the EE voice.

06:31Liam.

06:32Not happy.

06:34Not happy, Liam.

06:35Um, call Jeremy Kyle.

06:37Don't know his number.

06:38He's got no show anymore.

06:40Got no show.

06:41Um, Chase Keller.

06:44Shout out.

06:44There you go.

06:46Send me a DM.

06:47Okay, thank you.

06:49Um, can you shout me out?

06:51Um, is that Lucy Tibbs?

06:53Lucy Tibbs.

06:55Big shout out.

06:56Big shout out, Lucy.

07:00Um, let's do another call.

07:02Let's do another call.

07:04I'm ringing Alice.

07:06From Daniel Alice in Wonderland.

07:11Call Morgs.

07:12Don't know Morgs.

07:14Don't know Morgs.

07:18Call my local council.

07:21Hello?

07:22Hello?

07:23Is Alice there?

07:25Yeah, who's that?

07:27It's me.

07:27It's Tim.

07:28I'm three nearly six.

07:31Sorry?

07:32My name's Tim.

07:33And I'm three nearly six.

07:35Daniel told me to ring Alice.

07:36Alice.

07:41Are you Daniel?

07:46Where's Alice?

07:52Shoe pet.

07:53Just pull the phone down.

07:56Shoe pet.

07:58Um, wild dog doom.

08:00There you go.

08:01Shout out.

08:02There you go.

08:02Um, anybody relating?

08:08Hmm.

08:09Not calling Starbucks.

08:10Far too busy.

08:11You can't even get rid of them.

08:12You can't even get around the dry fruits.

08:15Get a drink.

08:16It's too busy.

08:18Call the chipper.

08:20I'm going to call Zachary again from Aina.

08:24Bring in Zachary.

08:26Oh, it's so hot.

08:28Oh, it's so hot.

08:33Hmm?

08:35No, we need KFC to do busy.

08:38Everyone's too busy.

08:42Welcome to the...

08:44Call myself.

08:46Hello?

08:47Hello.

08:48Hi.

08:48Who's that?

08:50My name's Tim.

08:51And I'm three nearly six.

08:53All right.

08:54Who do you want?

08:55I want Tim.

08:56I'm Tim.

08:57Hi.

08:57My name's Tim as well.

08:59Hi, Tim.

09:00You okay?

09:00Yeah.

09:01Is Chardonnay there?

09:03No, Chardonnay's not here.

09:04Stupid cow.

09:06That was a good conversation, wasn't it?

09:10Call the school.

09:12Can't call the school.

09:13It's short.

09:14Ring Ben Phillips.

09:16Tell me to ring Ben Phillips.

09:18Ghost number.

09:20I'm going to ring Mark from Kaz.

09:24Who are you ringing?

09:26Boys, ma'am.

09:26The person you...

09:27Give guff!

09:31Give guff!

09:35I'm not ringing 911.

09:37Don't be silly.

09:38I don't know my real dad.

09:40I don't know it.

09:41Can't ring Chardonnay.

09:42She had a phone taken off her.

09:44Can't ring her.

09:46I'm not ringing mum because she's in there.

09:48She fast asleep.

09:49Crazy pig.

09:52I don't know.

09:54I'm going to ring Chris-er.

09:57Chris from Tom.

10:00Ringing Chris.

10:03Ringing Chris.

10:12It's not going to answer.

10:22Giffgaff

10:26Hello?

10:28Shona

10:29What mutant?

10:32I'm not even answering

10:34The bigger should ring someone and say

10:36Like

10:38Creed

10:39Creed, thank you for your donation

10:42You what mutant

10:53I don't know why

10:54That wet me a minute, it's so funny

10:58You think I should ring someone in a minute

11:00And just go

11:01Hello, I'm ringing about the job

11:02I've just seen advertised in the paper

11:06Do you think that would be a good idea

11:08Should I try and get a job for someone who's not

11:11Applied

11:12Asked for someone to apply for a job

11:14Should I try and do that

11:16Should I pretend I'm Uncle Barry

11:18Hello, my Uncle Uncle Barry

11:25Right, let's go

11:26Let's go to someone else

11:28I'm going to call

11:29Kylie

11:32From Natalie

11:36Hello, my name's Uncle Barry

11:44You're welcome

11:45You're welcome

11:53Welcome to the O2

11:55Shoe pad, no one's answering

11:57Shoe pad, no one's answering

11:57Oh my god

11:59Call Ikea

12:01Did you see they have five mile queues

12:04Oh my god

12:06It took three hours

12:07To go five miles

12:10In a queue

12:12Unbelievable

12:14Right, let's ring

12:16Charlene

12:20Well, I think it's Charlene

12:22Anyway

12:24Let's see if she's in

12:28Hello

12:28Hello, is that Charlene

12:32Yeah, hello

12:32Hi Charlene, my name's Tim

12:34Hi, my name's Tim

12:36Are you okay?

12:38Yeah, I'm good, thank you

12:40What are you doing?

12:42I was just texting my friend

12:46Texting your friend?

12:47What were you texting him?

12:49Um, just

12:49Because I'm going to meet with

12:51I'm going to be meeting with her

12:53So

12:54Two meters, Charlene

12:56Two meters, Charlene

12:58Two meters

12:58Of course

12:59Of course

13:00Tim

13:02Oh gosh

13:03Where are you meeting your friend?

13:06Um, in Milton Keynes

13:08It's a big place

13:09Yeah, I know

13:11It is

13:12I haven't even been here long

13:13So I don't really know the place that much

13:15So

13:15Where are you from originally?

13:17Norwich

13:18Norwich

13:19That's well posh

13:21That is

13:22Where have you gone to Milton Keynes?

13:25Oh, um

13:25Well, I basically fled domestic violence

13:28That's why I'm here, so

13:29Oh, wow

13:30Well

13:32I'm

13:32I'm so proud of you for fleeing

13:34Oh

13:35Because

13:35No

13:36You guys

13:36I want to cry

13:37Can you not please?

13:39Don't

13:39Don't cry

13:40You can be happy now

13:41I am

13:43I'm much happier now

13:44You're allowed to be happy now

13:45Are you?

13:46Yeah

13:47Oh gosh

13:48I love you very soon

13:49I love you too

13:54I'm sorry about me saying

13:56Just

13:56Just saying

13:57Make sure you stay happy

13:58Keep smiling

13:59And keep watching my videos

14:01Because

14:01I will do

14:02You're making me so happy, honestly

14:04Oh, good

14:05I'm glad you like

14:06What's your favourite?

14:08Oh, my favourite is

14:10Oh, what's that one?

14:11Sorry

14:12Oh

14:13You know, I've totally forgot which one it is

14:15But I've watched so many

14:16And do you like them all?

14:19I do

14:20I love all of them, to be honest with you

14:21But I have got, like, a couple of favourites

14:23Yeah

14:24Oh, that's amazing

14:25That's amazing

14:26Oh, that's the one

14:28The make-up one

14:29Oh, well

14:30The make-up one

14:31I'm doing me on make-up

14:34Sorry?

14:35Is it where I'm doing me on make-up?

14:37No, it isn't

14:38It's where you called

14:39Someone to do your make-up

14:41Oh, yeah

14:42To do Chardonnay's make-up

14:44Yeah

14:44There's not enough make-up to make Chardonnay pretty

14:47Oh, that's not very nice

14:50Well, it's true

14:52You can't

14:54You can't polish a turd

14:56Sorry, say again

14:58You can't polish a turd

15:04Are you just snorting?

15:10Oh, my gosh

15:11Yeah, you're so funny

15:13Honestly

15:13Oh, I'm glad you

15:14I'm glad you had the videos

15:16Oh, thank you

15:18That's okay

15:19Have you been keeping safe?

15:20You've been keeping two metres?

15:23Yeah, of course

15:23Of course, Tim

15:24Yeah

15:25Good

15:25We're keeping three metres

15:27Good

15:28Good

15:29Good

15:29So

15:29I'm going to go

15:30Because I've got loads of people to ring

15:32But if you ever need anything

15:34If you need anything

15:35Just message me, okay?

15:37Okay

15:37Thank you, Tim

15:38You take care

15:39Keep smiling

15:40Stay happy

15:41And I'll see you soon

15:42Thank you

15:43Thank you

15:43Take care

15:44Bye

15:44Love you

15:45Love you

15:46Bye

15:47Love you

15:47Bye

15:48Bye

15:51Oh, that's amazing

15:52Go away from something really bad

15:55That's so amazing

15:57Charlene

15:58You are amazing

16:00Joel Gibson

16:01Thank you so much

16:03For your donation

16:05And you said

16:06You can go and buy some fruit shoots now

16:08With your donation

16:09Yes, I can

16:10Thank you so much

16:12Thank you

16:14A lot of people are saying

16:16Ring

16:17Ring Chardonnay

16:19Yeah, why are we spanning 44?

16:23Why is 44 a thing?

16:26Why are you doing that?

16:27Why are you doing 44?

16:30Silly

16:31I love you too

16:32Um

16:33Sarah

16:34Something

16:35Love you too

16:37Um

16:40Love from Nojun

16:42What's Nojun?

16:44Ring a strip club

16:45I've already run a strip club

16:47Took me ages

16:48Took me ages

16:49Because I just kept putting the phones down

16:52Um

16:53Call an Uber

16:54I'm not ringing Uber

16:55Because he probably won't turn up

16:57Um

16:58Ring a tattoo shop

17:00I can't ring a tattoo shop

17:02They're short

17:02They're short now

17:04Um

17:05Ring Ben Phillips

17:07I can't ring Ben Phillips

17:08No, I'm not ringing Ben

17:10I'm not ringing Ben

17:13Ring Primark

17:14No ringing Primark

17:17But I will ring

17:19Who am I ringing next?

17:21I will ring

17:22Christopher

17:23From Isabel

17:27No ringing strip club

17:29You just

17:29If I had the Elon Musk's

17:31Elon Musk number

17:33I would ring him

17:37Ring a takeaway

17:41Peace of heart

17:42I love peace of heart

17:44I got peace of heart

17:45The other day in it

17:45One very nice

17:47One was

17:48Two for a cardboard

17:51Sorry

17:52But the person you

17:53You're not sorry

17:55You're not sorry at all

17:57Stupid

17:59Um

18:04Ring me

18:05Nicky

18:06Send me your number then

18:08Send it on Facebook

18:10Messenger

18:10On Tiny Tim

18:12Boo

18:13Boo

18:15Boo

18:16Right

18:16I'm going to ring

18:19Stephanie from

18:20Joseph

18:25Stephanie

18:26I think this is a miracle

18:38Figuring a miracle

18:39Figuring a miracle

18:40Figuring a miracle

18:41He's not a spider

18:42It's better not be

18:45Um

18:46Andy Zalinska

18:47Thank you so much for your donation

18:50You should ring

18:51Peehub

18:53Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging

18:57Oh my

18:58Okay

18:59I'm not ringing

19:00I'm not ringing them

19:02I'm not ringing

19:03Nam

19:04I'm not ringing

19:06Peehub

19:08Because I don't know what it is

19:10I'm not allowed to know

19:11But Uncle Barry knows all about Peehub

19:16So I'm going to ring

19:18Dave

19:19From Tara

19:21Tara's asking me to ring

19:23Dave

19:25Everyone's got an eight call

19:27Dave

19:28Everyone

19:32Hello

19:33Hello

19:34Is that Dave

19:36Yeah speaking

19:37Hi Dave

19:38My name's Tim

19:39And I'm 306

19:40Tara told me to ring you

19:43How are you doing

19:44I'm alright

19:45How are you

19:46Yeah not bad

19:47Not bad

19:48How's your lockdown going

19:49Yeah good

19:51Yeah I've been

19:51I've been working

19:53I work on an oil refinery

19:55So um

19:55Oh you work on an oil refinery

19:57Yeah

19:58That's proper hard work

20:00Oh my god

20:02Nah it's alright

20:03It's uh

20:03It's quite easy

20:04How

20:05How long are you away for

20:06At a time

20:07No

20:08I'm local

20:09It's in Pembroke

20:10So I live in Pembroke as well

20:12Oh that's easy then isn't it

20:14Yeah

20:15Yeah

20:15It's much better for the family

20:17You know

20:17Yeah of course it is

20:19I love your Welsh accent

20:22I do

20:23I love it

20:24I'm really strong

20:24Do you speak Welsh

20:26No I don't

20:28I do

20:29Do you

20:31Yeah

20:31Good morning

20:31Yeah

20:35Good afternoon

20:36Good morning

20:37Good morning

20:39You're Welsh

20:39You should know Welsh

20:41I didn't go to Welsh school

20:43Who me

20:45I didn't go to Welsh school

20:47Oh you didn't go to Welsh school

20:48No

20:49I've not been to any school

20:53And I can still speak Welsh

20:55I remember

20:56I went into Wales once

20:58Yeah

20:59And then when I was in Wales

21:01We had to pull over to get directions

21:04Yeah

21:05And then I got out of the car

21:07And then I asked someone where such and such a place was

21:11But when I was speaking to him

21:13A fly flew into the back of my throat

21:16I swear to God

21:18And when the fly hit my back of my throat

21:20I said

21:21Excuse me I'm just looking for

21:26And then I kept going like this

21:28I kept going

21:31And then the other person said

21:33Oh right

21:34If you want there

21:35You've got to carry on going up there

21:36And turn right

21:37The long

21:38The way round

21:40That's what they said

21:42Oh my God

21:44Before I was speaking Welsh

21:47I just spat all over him

21:50Oh yeah

21:51Classy

21:52Thank you

21:53So who's Tara

21:55It's my wife

21:56Your wife is Tara

21:58Yeah

21:59You've done a message

22:00For my mother-in-law

22:01Not so long back

22:02Since her birthday

22:03What

22:04What was your mother-in-law called

22:06Eilish

22:07Eilish

22:08Yeah I remember

22:09Yeah

22:10I didn't know how to pronounce her name

22:12Yeah

22:12Because she's Eilish

22:14She's Eilish

22:15Yeah I remember doing it

22:17I remember

22:18How old was she

22:21I think she's 65 I think

22:24She's nowhere near as old as my mum

22:29Oh you're brilliant

22:30Thank you

22:31Have you been watching my videos?

22:33Yeah I have

22:33Yeah me and the wife have

22:34Yeah and you're

22:35You're a star

22:36Oh thank you so much

22:38I'm glad

22:38I'm glad you like it

22:40And I'm glad you've been

22:41Oh you're brilliant

22:41I'm glad you've been keeping safe as well

22:44Aren't you?

22:45Yeah I've been keeping proper safe

22:47Not been near anybody

22:48I was avoiding people

22:50Before it was trendy

22:54Especially my Uncle Barry

22:58Not been near him

23:00Because he stinks

23:04Right I'm gonna go

23:05But I just wanted to say

23:08Make sure he stays safe okay?

23:09And you

23:10Oh thank you very much for ringing

23:11Dave?

23:12Yeah?

23:13Are you my real dad?

23:16Sorry?

23:16Are you my real dad?

23:20Am I what?

23:21Are you my real dad?

23:23No I'm not

23:25That's because you're not Welsh

23:27You can't speak Welsh

23:29I'm like

23:30I'm my real dad

23:32Can I presume

23:33Are you ginger?

23:35No

23:36I'm from bed

23:37You're definitely like my dad then

23:39Are you ginger?

23:41Yeah I'm proper ginger

23:42Right the way through

23:47Right well

23:48You enjoy the rest of your night

23:50And I'll speak to you soon

23:51Okay?

23:52And you

23:53Have a good day

23:53And you

23:54See you in a bit

23:55Love you

23:56Love you

23:57Love you

24:00You didn't say love you

24:01Definitely not my real dad

24:03Stupid Dave

24:04Why are you

24:06Spamming 4-4?

24:09Why is everybody doing that?

24:12Don't get it

24:13Stop doing it

24:15It's doing the adding

24:16And then I can't see all the messages

24:18So

24:18I'm not ringing Wix

24:23Wix the shop or Pete Wix

24:25I'm not ringing them

24:28Um

24:30Yeah stop with the numbers

24:32Stop with 4-4

24:33Stop it

24:35It's boring

24:36I can't read the other messages from people

24:40Silly bellies

24:42I'm gonna ring

24:45L

24:46Ringing L again

24:48Try to ring L

24:49Oi

24:51Might be 11

24:53Might be 11

24:54Spam 11

24:56Spam 11

24:58Spam 11

25:02Not 4-4

25:03Stupid

25:06Thank you

25:07Silly 7 amazing

25:10In between the 4-4s

25:13Yeah 11

25:14Spam's 11

25:18You're doing what I say

25:20That's amazing

25:21Spam 11

25:23Sorry

25:25L is not answering

25:28L is not answering

25:30Stupid L

25:34Spam 11

25:37Spam

25:38Where should we get him to spam?

25:41Spam

25:43Spam

25:443-0-6

25:45Spam 3-0-6

25:47Spam it there

25:51Spam 3-0-6

25:52Spam 3-0-6

25:55I don't know why you're doing it

25:57I don't know why you're doing it

26:02It was spamming 11

26:07Wow, it's going mad

26:09Oh my god, it's going proper mental

26:113-0-6, 3-0-6

26:16That's funny

26:17That is so funny

26:193-0-6, 3-0-6

26:22I can't read anybody's name

26:24Do you see 3-0-6 going upwards?

26:27Right, while you're spamming 3-0-6

26:29I'm going to ring Vanessa

26:33Ringing Vanessa

26:373-0-6

26:38I'm going to spamming 3-0-6

26:40That's funny

26:41SPAM!

26:42Right, stop 3-0-6

26:44SPAM!

26:45Love you!

26:47Yeah, do that

26:48SPAM love you

26:49Spread the love

26:50Spread the love

26:51While I shrink Vanessa

26:54Beep, beep, beep

26:56Right

26:57Love you!

26:58Love you!

26:59Love you!

27:00Love you!

27:01Love you!

27:03Beatbox

27:06Love you!

27:09Love you!

27:11Love you!

27:13Love you!

27:18That's funny that

27:19Everyone's

27:20Fucking love you!

27:22Oh my god

27:24Everyone's doing it

27:25Love you!

27:26Love you too!

27:27Love you!

27:28What should we have now?

27:31What should we have spamming now?

27:35Um...

27:36Wazipig!

27:37Wait!

27:38Spam Wazipig!

27:39No mum, I didn't shout you!

27:41Spam Wazipig!

27:43Spam Wazipig!

27:46Um...

27:46Andy Zielinski!

27:48Thank you so much for another donation!

27:51Ring the adult beverage store!

27:55No!

27:56Lazy pig!

27:57No!

27:58Wazipig!

28:13Wazipig!

28:14Carry on from David!

28:16Wazipig!

28:17Wazipig!

28:18Wazipig!

28:19That's so funny!

28:23Pig faces!

28:27That's so funny!

28:30Um...

28:31This is the Vodafone!

28:33Oh, do you know what we're showing?

28:36Right!

28:37Stop spamming Wazipig!

28:39Stop!

28:41Spam Gifgaf!

28:46Gifgaf!

28:47Gifgaf!

28:48Gifgaf!

28:52Spam Gifgaf!

28:57Gifgaf!

28:58Wazipig!

28:59Wazipig!

29:02Wazipig!

29:07Wazipig!

29:08Everybody's spamming Gifgaf!

29:11Oh, that's funny!

29:13Oh!

29:14Gifgaf!

29:15Gifgaf!

29:16I'm...

29:17I'm gonna ring...

29:19I'm gonna ring Wayne from Kelly!

29:22Kelly's asking me to ring Wayne!

29:28Gifgaf!

29:38That's funny, that!

29:41Gifgaf!

29:42Gifgaf!

29:43Gifgaf!

29:45Oh!

29:46Stop Gifgaf!

29:47Stop doing Gifgaf!

29:50Stop doing Gifgaf!

29:53Gifgaf!

29:57Gifgaf!

29:58Spam!

29:59Spam!

30:01Smuck it, Steve!

30:09Oh!

30:10Spam Smuck it, Steve!

30:12Oh, that's so funny!

30:15That's really funny!

30:17Smuck it, Steve!

30:18Smuck it, Steve!

30:23I don't know why no-one's answering today!

30:25Do me, I don't!

30:26Smuck it, Steve!

30:29Smuck it, Steve!

30:33Everyone's posting Smuck it, Steve!

30:35Oh!

30:36The other man coming up is saying hide and show and things like that!

30:42That was funny!

30:43Smuck it, Steve!

30:43Oh!

30:46I'm going to ring Karen from Brandon!

30:50Maybe my name is Karen from school!

30:52Best girl I've ever seen in my life!

30:55Best girl ever!

30:58Smuck it, Steve!

31:00Everywhere!

31:01Oh my God!

31:02Let me think of something else that we can spam!

31:08Let's see where else we can spam!

31:10We're going to ring Karen from Brandon!

31:14Welcome to the O2L!

31:16He's answering!

31:17Oh, yeah!

31:18Yeah!

31:20Stop spamming!

31:21Stop spamming Smuck it, Steve!

31:23Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

31:26Stop!

31:26Now you've got to spam!

31:29You've got to spam!

31:30Wet mutant!

31:36Wet mutant!

31:37Oh my God!

31:39Wet mutant!

31:40That is the new one!

31:42Oh!

31:43This is so funny!

31:45Wet mutant!

31:47Wet mutant!

31:49Katrina!

31:51I'm ringing you!

31:53I'm ringing Katrina!

31:55Wet mutant!

32:01Everyone's putting wet mutant!

32:03That is so funny!

32:09This is the best...

32:11No one's answering!

32:12For God's sake!

32:16Got wet mutant!

32:17Right!

32:18What should we have now?

32:19What should we spam?

32:22What should we spam?

32:25Um...

32:28Um...

32:28So, go on...

32:30Gift gaff!

32:31We've just had gift gaff!

32:35We've just had gift gaff!

32:44Let's spam!

32:46Prants in the attic!

32:52Plants in the attic!

32:54Plants in the attic!

32:54Yeah, definitely!

32:56And anyone that's monitoring YouTube and they see loads of spam saying plants in the attic,

33:04I'm definitely getting my door knocked on!

33:08Oh, plants in the attic!

33:10Oh, plants in the attic!

33:14Right, I'm ringing Abbey!

33:17I'm ringing Abbey!

33:19While you spam plants in the attic!

33:26That is so funny!

33:28That is so funny!

33:29Oh, wow!

33:30That is so funny!

33:33Oh!

33:34Um...

33:35Andy Zalinski again!

33:38Thank you again for your donation!

33:41Say, ring the plastic surgeon!

33:43Ring the plastic surgeon!

33:46Oh, for my mum!

33:48I can't do nothing with her now!

33:51She's past it!

33:54Um...

33:54Right!

33:56Ringing Kieran from Cala!

34:00Kieran from Cala!

34:02Attic plants!

34:04That's from...

34:04AK-47!

34:06Spam AK-47!

34:10I'm only joking!

34:12Don't spam AK-47!

34:14Let's spam...

34:16Fruit shoot!

34:17Let's spam fruit shoot!

34:18And I'm going to ring Kieran!

34:22Fruit shoot!

34:23That's where you've got to spam now!

34:25Fruit shoot!

34:32Hello?

34:33Is that Kieran?

34:37Hello?

34:40Kieran!

34:40Kelly's told me to ring you!

34:42It's me!

34:43It's Tim!

34:45Tim!

34:49Hello?

34:50Hello, Kieran!

34:51Hello?

34:52Hello, Kelly's told me to ring you!

34:55My name's Tim!

34:57How old are you, Tim?

34:58I'm 3-0-6!

35:03Are you okay?

35:04Same as a pain!

35:06Do you use yourself, Tim?

35:06Yeah, I'm okay!

35:08I'm just...

35:08I'm excited for a little bit of rain!

35:11I'm boiling up!

35:13Hello, it's Nad!

35:14Oh, it's so hot!

35:16So hot!

35:16What?

35:16I've not even got a paddling pool!

35:18I've got a paddling pool!

35:20Well,

35:21I've got a big pool, actually!

35:23It's Mathis!

35:24But my mum uses it as a bath, the fat pig!

35:35She's Mathis!

35:36Did you get it off Smuckhead Steve?

35:38No, I got it off Potted Pete!

35:48What have you been doing, anyway?

35:51No, I've just been...

35:53Doing nothing, really!

35:54Just been isolated!

35:57Have you been isolating?

35:59Yeah!

36:00Yeah, good!

36:01You've got to stay 2 metres away from everyone!

36:04Yeah!

36:05We even have to do contactless deliveries!

36:07Yeah, that's what we do!

36:09Everything's contacted!

36:11You can't play knock and run!

36:12You can't do it anymore!

36:14You can't play knock and run!

36:15Because you've got to stay 2 metres!

36:18But...

36:18If they're in the slippers, they're dead fast and they'll catch you!

36:22I know, yeah!

36:22But...

36:23If you play knock-a-door run,

36:25and they're running after you,

36:26they can't catch you!

36:27Because they've got to stay 2 metres!

36:29Yeah!

36:31I haven't even reached it from that point of view!

36:33Yeah!

36:34It's all good!

36:35It's all good!

36:37Have you been watching the Bundesliga?

36:40Have I been watching that?

36:41The football in Germany!

36:43Have you been watching the Bundesliga?

36:45No!

36:46Have you not been watching it?

36:47No!

36:48Do you like football?

36:50Yeah!

36:52Right!

36:52It's crazy if you can't win athletic football!

36:55Mmm...

36:56Not really!

36:58They want FA Cup!

37:00They what?

37:01They want FA Cup!

37:03Yeah!

37:04Brilliant!

37:06Are you excited for the football to start again?

37:09Yeah!

37:10Yeah!

37:11Right!

37:11So, because we've still got a social distance, 2 metres...

37:16Yeah!

37:18If there's a free kick,

37:20what do you do with a wall?

37:24I think that's a good...

37:25Because you're not...

37:27I don't know!

37:27You're not allowed to celebrate with your teammates!

37:31So, if there's a free kick,

37:33you can't build a wall, can you?

37:36Unless you have them pretend ones, what they have in training!

37:40What?

37:40You've got to drag them on!

37:43Yeah, you've got to do it!

37:44They're not going to do that, because that's more work!

37:48Well, yeah!

37:49Do you see what I mean, though?

37:50You can't have...

37:51You can't have a wall with 2 metre gaps!

37:55Because if Ronaldo was taking a free kick,

37:57and there's a big 2 metre gap in the wall...

38:00He scores with...

38:01With wall!

38:02I know he can score with a wall,

38:04so imagine what he's going to do when there's a free kick,

38:07and there's no wall!

38:09I can score a goal with no wall!

38:12I probably could, and I've got 2 left feet!

38:15My mum can score a goal!

38:17And she's in bed!

38:19Your mum could be the wall!

38:21Oh, no, she'll cover the pitch!

38:25You should see a picture of my mum!

38:28Oh, my God!

38:30And I'd have done...

38:31You would have done it if you'd been on Google Earth!

38:38I've been looking for my real dad for ages!

38:40I reckon she's under me mum!

38:46Dad!

38:47Get out from under me mum!

38:49Can you just see an arm sticking out?

38:55I'm going to have to go and check him in a minute, aren't I?

38:58Yeah, and if you can see an arm,

39:00put one foot on your mum's stomach

39:02and one grab his arm and pull...

39:04I'm not putting one foot on my mum's stomach!

39:06I'll lose my shoes!

39:12Listen, Kevin, I'm going to go!

39:14I've got to go!

39:15Alright, no problem!

39:16Thanks for ringing, Jim!

39:17That's okay, I'll see you in a bit!

39:20Cheers, man!

39:20Love you!

39:22Love you too!

39:23Love you!

39:23Bye!

39:24Bye!

39:28I'm writing what I'm saying now about the football

39:30because you can't have a wall

39:34someone there

39:38if you can't celebrate with the teammates.

39:40Do you know what I mean?

39:42You'll have to have two metres between...

39:45Do you know what the wall will look like

39:47if you get a free kick?

39:48If you get a free kick

39:49and you're the goalkeeper,

39:51do you know what the wall will look like

39:53in front of you?

39:57That's what the wall will look like

39:59in front of you

40:00and then the keeper will...

40:02They'll take a shot

40:04and then you'll just see the keeper like this.

40:15How stupid is that?

40:18Oh my God, you're not allowed

40:19within two metres.

40:21But you can go to the shop

40:22and you can be within two metres

40:24with a chuckle later.

40:25Just saying!

40:26I'm just saying!

40:28Right, just want to say a massive thank you

40:30to Angel Kitty again for your donation

40:34who says,

40:35Are you my real dad?

40:37That's what everyone can spam!

40:39Thank you, Angel Kitty!

40:41Everybody spam,

40:42Are you my real dad?

40:45And thank you so much to Meeta

40:4869.

40:49That's my Uncle Barry's favourite number.

40:52Meeta 69!

40:53Thank you so much

40:55for your donation.

40:56How do I get someone

40:57to contact someone?

40:59Send me a message on Facebook

41:01on Tiny Tim Adventures.

41:04Send me the message

41:05and then it'll go into a putt

41:07and then we take out the numbers

41:10random

41:10and then we can just

41:14that's a fly.

41:15And we take all the numbers

41:17out random

41:17and hopefully

41:18I will be ringing someone

41:19who you want me to ring.

41:21So

41:23that's how you do it.

41:24Go on Facebook

41:25Tiny Tims Adventures

41:27get on there

41:28and then

41:30that's how you do it.

41:31That's how you do it.

41:32Someone just said

41:33wrap for me.

41:35What?

41:35A present?

41:36Want me to wrap a present?

41:38I can't wrap a present.

41:41Wrap for me.

41:42Do you want me to do

41:43my normal one?

41:44Bed from year three.

41:46Are you my real dad?

41:47Yeah!

41:49What football team

41:50do I support?

41:51Any

41:52I'm not bothered.

41:54Any team

41:55Any team

41:56I just like football

41:58the same as I like basketball

41:59the same as I like rugby

42:01Can't watch golf

42:03That is so boring

42:06So boring

42:08Can't watch snooker

42:11But I watch any football

42:14My favourite sports

42:16I think would be

42:19UFC or boxing

42:22Yeah

42:22UFC or boxing

42:24Because they imagine

42:25me being in the ring

42:27weathering me Uncle Barry

42:32So yeah

42:33that's what we do

42:35Right

42:35I'm going to ring

42:36one more person

42:37I think

42:41Tristan

42:42from Jessica

42:43I think you're

42:45I don't know

42:46where you're from

42:47That's a long number

42:48that

42:48But I'm ringing Tristan

42:50I'm ringing Tristan

42:52I might ring a couple more

42:53actually

42:53I might ring a few more

42:58Fight KSI

43:02Clever KSI

43:04Tyson Fury

43:05He used to live

43:07around the corner

43:08from me

43:08He lives in

43:09Morecambe now

43:11Favourite kids movie

43:13Toy Story

43:14Always

43:15All of them

43:15All the toy stories

43:21What's that?

43:22Tristan Thompson

43:24cheated on Chloe

43:25Lol

43:26Who's that?

43:29Kardashians

43:33So

43:39Trips

43:40Trips

43:42How's Uncle Barry doing?

43:44Not seeing him

43:45because we're on lockdown

43:46But thank you so much

43:47for your donation

43:48It's

43:49Trips

43:501-4-0-0

43:52So

43:52Trips

43:53is

43:53T-R-I-P-P-E-Z

43:561-4-0-0

43:58Underscore

43:59Thank you so much

44:00for your donation

44:01Uncle Barry

44:02I don't know how he is

44:03Don't know how Uncle Barry is

44:05because

44:062 metres

44:082 metres

44:09Meats

44:106-9

44:11Thank you so much

44:12for your donation

44:13Thank you for your message

44:15on Facebook

44:17Brilliant

44:17Thank you very much

44:19Let's crack on

44:20with another call

44:23I'm gonna

44:24Let's think of

44:26another

44:26spammy spam

44:28Think of another

44:33spam

44:33Spam

44:35What should we do?

44:37What should we do?

44:41Don't know

44:42Chicken nuggets

44:43Chicken nuggets

44:45Everybody spam chicken nuggets

44:46Because McDonald's

44:47is opening again soon

44:49So everybody spam

44:50chicken nuggets

44:51Bang bang bang

44:52Chicken nuggets

44:53Chicken nuggets

44:54And while you're doing that

44:56Poo

44:59Poo

45:00I'm gonna ring

45:05Chris

45:07Which is Lauren's dad

45:09For ringing Chris

45:11Chicken nuggets

45:12Chicken nuggets

45:14Chicken nuggets

45:15Chicken nuggets

45:16Chicken nuggets

45:17Chicken nuggets

45:19Oh it's going mad again

45:23Right, a few more

45:25And then I'm going

45:27Then I'm going

45:28And for now, I'm going to be

45:31Ranging Lindsay

45:32From Jade

45:37Ranging Lindsay

45:38Because Jade sent me a number

45:47New spam

45:48New spam, you've got to spam

45:50Moo, as in

45:52My mum

45:56Spam, moo, moo

45:58And I bet my mum comes in

46:00Because she thinks everyone's speaking to her

46:03Moo

46:03You're a stupid lazy cow

46:09Moo

46:13Right, ringing Torrin

46:15I'm ringing Torrin

46:18Moo

46:21You stupid cow

46:26Hello

46:27Hello

46:29Hello

46:29Hi, is that Torrin?

46:32Hi, yes, it's Torrin

46:33Is that my name again?

46:34Yeah, it's Tim, are you okay?

46:36Yes, thank you, how are you?

46:38I'm good, what are you doing?

46:41I'm watching you

46:42Are you on YouTube?

46:44Are you on YouTube?

46:44Yeah

46:44Yeah, of course I am

46:46Oh my God

46:47Hi, Torrin

46:48Everybody

46:48Hi, Tim

46:50Everybody spam Torrin

46:52To outwrit your name

46:54To everybody's

46:55It's a weirdo name, right?

46:57Spam Torrin is a proper weird name

46:59Where's it from?

47:00It is a proper

47:01I have no idea

47:02I think it's Irish, Torrin

47:04I'm a bit Spanish, but I don't think it's on there. Who knows?

47:09I don't know about Spanish. Do you speak Spanish?

47:14No, but my daughter's got a Spanish name, but my mum's Spanish.

47:19What's your daughter's name?

47:21Solita.

47:22That's a proper Spanish name.

47:24A proper Spanish name.

47:27Right, well, I'll teach you some Spanish if you want.

47:31Right, go, go. Come on.

47:33Hola.

47:35Hola.

47:36That was a good lesson, wasn't it?

47:38That was.

47:39I feel like I could literally go and speak to my nun now and just literally reel it up.

47:44Well, you could if you just go and say, hola, como te llamas?

47:48Como te llamas?

47:49I can't even say that.

47:51Como te llamas?

47:52Como te llamas?

47:54That is what?

47:55What is your name?

47:57Karen.

47:58No.

47:58Oh.

48:04Oh, Tim.

48:05God, Taryn.

48:06Oh, Tim.

48:08Everyone.

48:09We could be like a little, like, show.

48:11Yeah, we could be a little show.

48:13We could talk.

48:13Taryn and Tim show.

48:15Oh.

48:16Tiny Tim and Terrible Taryn.

48:19Oh, I love it.

48:20Oh, you're onto something there.

48:22That's a show.

48:23That's a show in itself, isn't it?

48:24Oh, my God.

48:27Oh, my God.

48:28I'm good.

48:28How's your lockdown going?

48:30It's all right.

48:32It's all right.

48:33Yeah.

48:35Bit boring, isn't it?

48:36Bit boring now.

48:37Yeah.

48:38Well, I've got a two-year-old.

48:39It's a bit, yeah.

48:41She's a bit over it.

48:42I'm a bit over it.

48:43I'm a bit over it.

48:45Well, I think it's all gone.

48:47Personally, I think it's all gone.

48:49But we should still be staying with two metres apart and stuff like that.

48:54We've got to be careful.

48:56Yeah, stay alert.

48:57Wash your hands.

48:59Wash your hands.

49:00That's it.

49:01Just wash your hands.

49:04Simple, isn't it?

49:05Simple.

49:05Are you a bit burnt today?

49:08No, I've been avoiding the sun.

49:10Oh, I am peeling.

49:13Are you peeling?

49:14Yeah.

49:15Like a tangerine.

49:17Even though I'm Spanish, I'm peeling.

49:19What's that about?

49:20What is that about?

49:21Oh, my God.

49:22Well, I've got a ginger dad, so.

49:25Oh, we might have the same dad.

49:28We might have the same dad.

49:30Oh, my God.

49:30Taryn.

49:31Oh, my God.

49:32Tim and Taryn, brother and sister.

49:34Oh, my God.

49:35We're like brother and sister.

49:37That's a show in itself as well, isn't it?

49:40That is.

49:41We're on to some money here, Tim.

49:43Oh, we definitely are.

49:44Definitely are.

49:45But listen, I just wanted to ring and just say hello and make sure you're staying safe.

49:50Thank you so much for calling.

49:51We're definitely staying safe here.

49:52Are you staying safe?

49:53Yeah, I've got to, because my mum's in bed and she wouldn't get up to take me out.

49:59No.

50:00Well, she's a bit of a fat pig, isn't she?

50:02Proper fat pig.

50:04Proper fat pig.

50:05Well, listen, you make sure you stay safe and hopefully I'll speak to you soon.

50:12Okay.

50:12Love you.

50:13Love you.

50:14See you in a bit, Taryn.

50:15Bye.

50:16Love you.

50:16Bye.

50:17Bye.

50:20She's peeling.

50:22She's flipping peeling.

50:24Oh, my God.

50:27Angel Kidter is messaging saying Tim and Em, because I'm Tim Shader, the real Tim Shader.

50:34All the other Tim Shaders, please stand up.

50:39Volcanic Turtles, thank you so much for your donation.

50:43L-M-A-O, this is so funny.

50:46Yeah, well, thank you very much, Volcanic Turtles.

50:51But, yeah, I think Tim Shader, that should definitely be my name.

50:56Rather than Tim and Em, I should be Tim Shader, because I'm Tim Shader, the real Tim Shader.

51:03Tim Shader.

51:06Ring Epic Games or Toyota or Ford or Rockstar Games.

51:12Why?

51:13I can't make them.

51:14Yeah, spam peeling.

51:18Spam, Taryn's peeling.

51:22Oh, my God.

51:24Right.

51:25I think we're done.

51:29I think we're done no more calls.

51:32I think we're done for calls.

51:34But I just want to look at some of these.

51:37Wet Mutant.

51:38Oh, my God.

51:39That's funny.

51:40Tim Shader.

51:41Peering.

51:42Peering.

51:43Diamond.

51:45Remember when I rang him about wrecking my car, getting my car cleaned.

51:50Do you remember that?

51:51Taryn's peeling.

51:57Taryn's peeling.

51:58That's so funny.

52:00So funny.

52:01Oh, my God.

52:02Hi.

52:03Oh, is that me or?

52:05Name's gone.

52:08Your name disappeared, Darren.

52:11Mia Baker.

52:12OMG.

52:13Hi.

52:14Hi.

52:15Hi, Wes Glover.

52:16Tim Shader.

52:17Tim Shader.

52:18I'm Tim Shader, the real Tim Shader.

52:23Right.

52:24I think we're going to go.

52:26Well, thank you, everyone, for your donations.

52:30It's been amazing.

52:31I am going to go live on Facebook in a minute.

52:35But I just want to say thank you.

52:37Thanks for spamming.

52:38Thanks for being involved.

52:39It's been amazing.

52:40But I'll be back on next week.

52:42So if you've not subscribed, make sure you subscribe and turn on your notifications.

52:47We're going to crack on with a load of new videos.

52:50So make sure you're the first to watch them.

52:54Go and follow me on Facebook because I'm going live on there in a minute.

52:58Instagram, go and like on there.

53:01Make sure you're following on TikTok.

53:03Tiny Tim's Adventure.

53:05Go and follow me on there.

53:06There's a lot of copycat ones, but they're not real.

53:09So mine is Tiny Tim's Adventure.

53:13So make sure you go and follow.

53:16But thank you so much for watching.

53:19I'll be back on next week.

53:21So make sure you're following.

53:23Make sure you're subscribing.

53:25Make sure you get your notifications.

53:27But thank you so much, you bunch of wet mutants.

53:33Thank you so much for spamming.

53:35It's been such a laugh.

53:37It's been such a laugh.

53:38So thank you so much for watching.

53:39And I'll see you next week on Monday.

53:42Make sure you're there.

53:43Seven o'clock Monday.

53:44Boom, boom, boom.

53:45I'll see you in a bit.

53:46I love you.

53:47Bye.

53:50Wet mutants.

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