Tiny Tim LIVE 25/05/20!

Tiny Tim's Adventures

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00:03Um, I'm alive. Hey, yeah. Are you okay? Yeah. Right, let's have a look. Blake Thompson,

00:14hi. Um, maybe he's having his tea, Shane Ellis. I'm not having my tea because my mum's not

00:21made of the stupid lazy pig. How are you, everybody? Are you okay? Everybody, is everybody staying

00:31safe? Yeah. Um, Fran Jacobs, TJ, Tim, um, hey, hey, boom, gone, gone, it's too fast now.

00:43Um, yeah, it's just going mad again. Too much, too much. Oh my God. Is everybody okay?

00:51Is everybody staying safe on that? Yeah, you can't be staying safe, aren't you? But Boris's

01:00mate, he went out to another house. It's okay for him to do it, innit? Nope. Big repercussion.

01:11So, how's everyone been doing? Everyone's staying safe, yeah. But, right, so today, just

01:18going to be blasting through loads of numbers. And I know it's a little bit random coming

01:23on on a Monday, but I've got so many numbers to get through. Just to ring people. That's

01:30what we're doing, just ringing people. I've got so many numbers. It's going proper busy,

01:36this. Oh my God. Hi, hi, hi, hi. I'm 3-0-6. Me too. I'm 3-0-6. I just,

01:47I can't read in there.

01:49Hi. Hi, everybody. Hi. Hi. And I've proper had the giggles all day today. I don't know why.

01:58I think it's because it's dead nice weather, but properly had the giggles today. Oh my

02:03God. So, if you want me to ring you, send me your number. Not in there. Don't put your

02:12numbers in there, because random people will have it. So, I just want to say, send me a

02:17number on Facebook Messenger. And if you've not got Facebook Messenger, then borrow someone's

02:25Facebook. Just want to say a mouthful hello to Tom D. Tom D said, I enjoy your content.

02:35Thank you so much for your donation. Thank you very much, Tom D. So, got my phone. Going

02:42to be ringing some people, just like random people. But if you want me to ring you, then

02:49send me your number on Facebook Messenger. Don't put your number in the comments, because

02:55I definitely won't see it, and I definitely won't ring it. Everyone's saying ring Epic Games

03:01again. I'm not ringing Epic Games. Bank holiday. Bank holiday, yeah. Definitely can't ring them.

03:11Oh, someone just said I'm your real dad. Me real dad's watching. You owe me a fortune, dad,

03:18for child support. Right. So, just going to crack on with some phone calls. But what I want

03:28to say is, if you haven't subscribed to this channel, I'm on 850,000 subscribers now, and

03:39I'm desperate to get a million. I want the gold plaque. That's all I want. I just want

03:44the gold plaque. So, if you've not subscribed, please subscribe, and I will be your best friend,

03:52and I will love you forever, and I will try and ring you if I've got your number. So, wrap.

04:01Want me to wrap? Want me to wrap? I'll wrap in a bit. I'll wrap in a bit. I'll definitely

04:06wrap

04:06in a bit. So, if I get up to a million subs, I'm thinking of doing maybe, I don't know,

04:13some sort

04:14of giveaway. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Give me some ideas what to do if I get a million subs.

04:22But I definitely want, definitely want a gold plaque. Definitely. I've already got a silver one.

04:28I definitely want a gold plaque. So, if you've not subscribed yet, definitely please subscribe.

04:35I just want to say a Mathis hello and a Mathis thank you to Martin Holland. Greetings from

04:43Holland. Thanks for the laughs. I donated. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. And we've

04:54got, who's that? The Crow. The Crow. I love you, man. Found you from a friend in Hong Kong

05:02who, recently, who follows you. I love your videos. I cry every time. That's from The Crow.

05:10Thank you very much, Martin Holland and The Crow for your donations. Thank you so much.

05:16I'm glad that you like the videos. It's mad. Someone in Hong Kong watching my videos.

05:23Mental. Proper mental. Thank you very much if you have subscribed. But if you've not, please

05:31do it. Please, please, please do it. Please do it. Shout out, please. I can't. It's going

05:39too fast. Shout out, please. Oh, loads of love hearts. I've seen that. Loads of love

05:43hearts, people. And also, if you're on Instagram, if you're under 13, then you shouldn't have

05:52Instagram. But if you're over 13, then, yeah, get Instagram. Make sure you go and follow

05:59me on Instagram as well, because I'm growing that loads. I think I'm on 225,000 followers

06:07now, which is amazing. It's amazing, isn't it? So, thank you so much. I'm just going to

06:13crack on with some phone calls, I think. Hi, Marcus. I didn't see your last name. Reginald.

06:20Seen that, Ben. I'm just going to fast again. Right. I'm going to crack on with some fizzle

06:35and get some fizzles. Phone calls. Yeah. Do some phone calls. And then let's wind some

06:49people up. I'm trying to. I'm 11, nearly 14. Seen that. And I've just seen someone say

06:57beatbox. Just dead. Just dead. Where are you? Right. Let's do some phone calls. I am ringing

07:06Alison. Alison. Because Lisa has asked me to ring you. This is Alison.

07:20Hello? Hello? Is that Alison?

07:29Thank you. Lisa has asked me to ring you. My name's Tim. I'm three nearly six.

07:37Hi. My name's Tim. And I'm three nearly six. My mum's a lazy pig. And Lisa has asked me

07:45to ring you to say hello. She don't care. She don't care. She just put the phone down.

07:54Don't care. Doesn't matter. Move on to the next one. Boom, boom, boom. Move on to the

08:00next one. Love you too. Love you. Love you too. Love you. Love you. Ring your mum. If you

08:12want me to ring, then send me your number on Facebook Messenger. Not a good start. What was

08:19it? It's only going to get better. It's only definitely going to get better. Right. Just

08:24want to say, and Mathis, thank you to Naomi Wiz. Thank you for your donation. And did you

08:32enjoy your birthday? Yes, I did. But was it my birthday? I don't know. My birthday? Maybe

08:39someone else's. Mum? Uncle Barry? Smacking Steve? My birthday? Mm-hmm. But yeah, I enjoyed

08:44it. Jack Atax. Jack Atax. Hello, Tim. I love your videos from Norwich. Norwich. That's

08:56far away from me. App Aesthetics. Thank you so much for your donations. All of you. Thank

09:04you very much for your donations. Like I say, if you want to ring me, I'm definitely not

09:11ringing 666. But if you want to ring me, then definitely send me your number on Facebook

09:18Messenger. And then hopefully I'll be able to ring you. That was a rubbish start, that

09:24one. Let's get rid of Alison. Let's forget Alison. Let's get someone else. Where in England

09:33do I live? I live at my house, near the shops, around the corner from the park. That's where

09:39I live. I'm definitely not ringing 666. Stop it. Stop it. I am not ringing 666. Not ringing

09:51911. Not ringing 112. Not ringing 17. Stop it. Right, I'm ringing Natalie. Let's, let's,

10:06let's ring Natalie. In a minute. Because my phone's gone weird. So I'm going to ring Natalie.

10:14Where? Because she asked me to ring you. Why? Brother? Natalie?

10:38I'm sorry. Okay 47. This is the butterfly. Oh God, that won't give guff.

10:52So, how's everyone been? Is everyone in work, off school? What's going on, Sammy, in your comments?

11:01Gonna crack on ring someone else, though? I am ringing Keely's dad. Keely's dad? Might be my dad.

11:11Might be.

11:15Hello?

11:16Hello?

11:18Is that Keely's dad?

11:24Yeah.

11:25Hi, Keely's dad. What's your name?

11:29My name's Tim as well.

11:30Your name's Tim?

11:32Yeah.

11:33You are definitely my real dad.

11:38Are you okay, Tim?

11:41Yes, thanks, Timmy.

11:42Yeah, what are you doing?

11:44Um, I'm just looking at rubbish on Facebook with my feet up.

11:49Why are you looking at rubbish? Look at something good.

11:52Yeah.

11:54Guess what I've got on call with you.

11:56What?

11:58What?

11:59Sorry, my wife's just because my wife's a big party, aren't you?

12:01Oh, really? What's her name?

12:04Debbie.

12:05Debbie!

12:06Oh!

12:07Debbie Deborah!

12:12That's how her name is spelled.

12:13Debbie Deborah!

12:15It is, isn't it?

12:17So, what have you been doing today?

12:20Eh, what have you been doing today? I've been, I've been, I've been hard for a ride with a motorbike

12:25and I've been scratching me knackers for the last two hours.

12:28Been scratching me knackers?

12:30Yeah.

12:32That's disgusting!

12:35What, what motorbike have you got?

12:38I've got an Aprilia 20.

12:43You don't know what bike you've got, do you?

12:46Yeah.

12:47I've got an Aprilia.

12:49An Aprilia?

12:52Yeah.

12:53And it does big wheelies.

12:54You do wheelies?

12:56It does big wheelies, pass, yeah.

12:58I've got a bike!

13:00Yeah, it's faster than your red and yellow car.

13:02Shut your mouth!

13:03I've got a bike!

13:06You've got a bike?

13:07Yeah, and I can go dead fast on it now.

13:10No!

13:12So fast on my bike.

13:15Yeah.

13:16I don't do wheelies on it.

13:17I can't do skids on it.

13:19Have you ever fell off your bike?

13:22Do what, Tim?

13:23Have you ever fell off your bike?

13:26Oh, many, many times, yeah.

13:28I've never, ever, ever fell off my bike.

13:32Well, then you must be a better rider than me, Tim.

13:34Have you still got stabilisers on?

13:37Yeah, I've got stabilisers on.

13:38That's why I've never fell off.

13:43Does Smackhead Steve ever go on your bike?

13:45No, he don't go anywhere near my bike.

13:48He struggles walking.

13:50He can't ride a bike.

13:53What about Uncle Barry?

13:55No, he can't speak.

13:58He drinks too much.

13:59You're not allowed to drink and drive.

14:03Is your mum still in bed?

14:05Yeah, do you want me to shower?

14:07Yeah, I bet she's not going up again all day, has she?

14:10No.

14:10Don't.

14:10Mum!

14:13Wait.

14:14Mum!

14:17Yeah, she's not awake.

14:19She's fast asleep.

14:21Yeah.

14:22Bless you.

14:23She's fast asleep.

14:24Did Keely get you to phone me?

14:26Of what?

14:27Did Keely get you to ring me up?

14:29Yeah, Keely said ring you.

14:32And she said that you might be my real dad.

14:35I might be, yeah, but don't come to me for maintenance.

14:39Why not?

14:39Mum said CSA, I've come to the child support agency after me, will you?

14:43That's exactly what I'm going to do, just because you said don't do it.

14:49Mum!

14:50I've found my real dad!

14:54Yeah, she's still fast asleep.

14:56Yeah, she's fast asleep.

14:57Come on, don't bubble me in, Louise, at CSA.

15:00I can pay you £5 a week maintenance.

15:04£5 a week?

15:05Oh, my God!

15:06£5 a week, yeah.

15:07Yeah, £5 a week.

15:08That's more than I get now?

15:09Oh, my God, I'm going to be so rich!

15:15Oh, my...

15:15You can put your mate in place with that laugh, honestly.

15:18Here, let me pass you on to Debbie for a minute, my wife.

15:21Okay!

15:22Yeah, Debbie, what's in?

15:23I want to speak to you.

15:24She's just acedly running upstairs, Tim.

15:27Tell her to come downstairs!

15:29I'm not with you, Tim.

15:32No, it's all right.

15:33She can hear you, she says.

15:35Deborah!

15:37Yeah, hey, Tim, where do you live?

15:39I live at home.

15:41Yeah, where are you?

15:43Manchester.

15:44How do you know?

15:47I can tell with your accent.

15:49Wait, where are you from?

15:51Mansfield, where the best football team comes from.

15:54Man United comes from Mansfield.

15:57No.

16:05Right, listen.

16:06Keeley's dead.

16:07I'm going to have to go.

16:09All right, then, mate.

16:10Nice to speak to you.

16:11But you make sure you stay safe.

16:14Yeah, we'll do to you as well.

16:15And make sure you send me £5 a week.

16:19No, sure.

16:19Just don't send CSA round.

16:21I won't, I promise.

16:22I can't even spell CSA.

16:27You've already got a chunk of barriers, Mac and Steve, won't you?

16:30Yeah, I will, I will.

16:32Don't you worry.

16:33I'll have one bag on my shed.

16:35What?

16:36I'll have not to come and bag on my shed, will you?

16:38Because I've just bought a new lawnmower.

16:41Uncle Barry!

16:42Keeley's dad's got a new lawnmower!

16:46See you later, Tim.

16:48See you in a bit.

16:48Love you!

16:49Yeah, I love you.

16:51Bye.

16:51Love you.

16:52Bye!

16:52Love you.

16:53Bye!

16:55Keeley's dad's got a brand new lawnmower.

16:58Uncle Barry and Smuck and Steve are going to half inch that.

17:01Gone.

17:02Anyone want to buy a lawnmower?

17:04It's brand new.

17:07Well, let's see what's going on.

17:11KFC.

17:11Ring KFC.

17:13None of them are open, are they?

17:16None of them are open.

17:18Right, next!

17:19I am going to ring Donna!

17:25Ringing Donna!

17:27Oh, Donna.

17:29Imagine if her last name was Kebab.

17:31Donna Kebab!

17:36Let's find out if Donna's last name is Kebab.

17:47Hello?

17:48Hello, is that Donna?

17:50Yes, it is.

17:51Are you alright?

17:52Donna, it's me!

17:54It's Tim!

17:55Oh, hello, Tim.

17:56Are you okay?

17:58I'm not bad, thank you.

18:00What are you doing?

18:02I'm just watching telly.

18:04Are you now watching me on YouTube?

18:08Yes, I am.

18:11What's on telly?

18:12Nothing good.

18:14Er, well, I'm just watching news at the moment.

18:17Oh, it's so depressing, isn't it?

18:20Yeah, I'm fed up with it.

18:22Me too.

18:23I just want to go to the beach and play in the sand.

18:26Go and see Chardonnay.

18:29Can't do anything.

18:30I just want to go and see Chardonnay.

18:32We can't do anything, can we?

18:35No.

18:36It's rubbish.

18:38So, what have you done today?

18:42Well, I've been, you know, because of the social distancing, I've went out and met a friend

18:49and walked around with her on the lawn.

18:53Right.

18:54Yeah, I did that.

18:56So, that's better than staying in all day, isn't it?

19:00Yeah, it is.

19:02See, now do you know how my mum feels just being in bed all day, the lazy pig?

19:11So, was it good staying in your friend, yeah?

19:15Yeah, it was, even though you've got to do social distancing, but it's still nice.

19:21Yeah, it's just nice, isn't it?

19:23And the weather's been dead nice as well.

19:27Yes, it has, yeah.

19:28I don't like it too hot, though.

19:30I don't, because I'm ginger.

19:35I can't have it too hot.

19:38No, I'm gone.

19:40Because I just get sunburned, and then I go red, and then I go pink, and then I go back

19:47white again.

19:52So, why?

19:53I don't like getting sunburned on me, either.

19:55No, I hate it.

19:57I hate the sunburned me.

20:01Do, do, are you doing anything tonight?

20:06No, I'm not doing much tonight, no.

20:08No, you're not putting any after sun on.

20:12Erm, I might do that.

20:16You might as well.

20:17Don't want to get burned, do you?

20:20No, no.

20:21You see, it's going to be hot again tomorrow, isn't it?

20:24Oh, it's going to be roasting.

20:25So, I'm going to stay inside, away from the sun, but it's bad news, because I'm going

20:33to be inside, near me mum, snoring the lazy pig.

20:40Yeah.

20:42Right, listen, I'm going to have to go, Donna, but can I just ask, is your last name, Kebab?

20:50Yeah, it is.

20:51You are Donna Kebab?

20:53Yeah.

20:56Yeah.

20:57Oh my God, I love your food.

21:03Well, listen, Donna, I'm going to go, buddy.

21:05You make sure you stay safe, okay?

21:08You stay safe too, and it's nice talking to you.

21:11And you.

21:12Stay safe and I'll see you in a bit, okay?

21:14Yeah, see you in a bit.

21:16Love you.

21:17Love you too.

21:18Love you.

21:19Bye.

21:20Bye.

21:22Donna Kebab.

21:25Donna Kebab, that's funny.

21:28Just want to say a massive hello to Laurie from North Carolina.

21:34Thank you so much for your donation.

21:37That's very nice.

21:38Thank you very much.

21:40It's getting proper hot inside now.

21:43Oh my God.

21:45So, going to crack on with the cause.

21:47Um, this is Moona.

21:55That's the name, Moona.

21:57Moona.

22:00Moona.

22:01Moona.

22:02I'm from South London.

22:03Hi.

22:04Hi.

22:06Joshua Webb.

22:07Just seen the name.

22:08Just seen the name.

22:09That was good, wasn't it?

22:10FC Fun.

22:11Love you.

22:12Love you too.

22:13Um, Billy Boy.

22:17Say your name then.

22:19Honka Plonka.

22:23That's not your real name.

22:25Honka Plonka.

22:28I've already rung Gregs.

22:31I've already called Gregs in the past.

22:33Right.

22:34Let's ring Moona.

22:38Ringy Moona.

22:41Moona.

22:43I love you too.

22:47It's going dead fast again now.

22:51Carry them.

22:52Love you.

22:56It's not going to answer.

22:58It's definitely on Gifgath.

23:00Welcome to the O2 message.

23:01That's O2.

23:03That's O2 that.

23:05Um, I'm not ringing any emergency services.

23:09Definitely not.

23:11Yeah.

23:12Oh.

23:14Hello, I love you.

23:16Colin, Colin Keller.

23:18What was that your name?

23:19Colin Keller.

23:21I love you too.

23:22Love you.

23:25Ring a party bus.

23:30I'm not ringing KFC.

23:32ABBA.

23:33Oh.

23:34Was that ABBA or ASDA?

23:38Ringing ASDA or ABBA.

23:42Right.

23:43In the ring.

23:43I just heard Moona.

23:45I'm going to ring Hannah from Lucas.

23:48Lucas asked me to ring Hannah.

23:51Oh my word.

23:52It's hot in me now.

23:57I can't ring Roblox.

24:01I can't ring Roblox.

24:04Ring Boris, Joe.

24:05I'd love you.

24:08Welcome to the O2 message.

24:10Everyone's on O2.

24:12Everyone's on O2.

24:14Called Stenoline.

24:16What?

24:17The boats.

24:20I can't ring Roblox HQ.

24:23I can't ring Epic Games.

24:26Can't do it.

24:28Can't just ring them now.

24:31I'm ringing people who want me to ring them.

24:35Ring a takeaway.

24:37No, because he proper will deliver it and I can't pay for it.

24:41I've not got my mum's credit card.

24:43Tattoo shop.

24:45No ears open.

24:46No ears open.

24:47Not allowed.

24:51I'm going to ring Callum.

24:56Callum.

24:57Ringing Callum.

25:02This is the Vodafone voicemail service for...

25:05Ringing your back, Callum.

25:09Just put the phone down on me.

25:14This is the Vodafone voicemail service for...

25:16Callum!

25:20No ringing Callum back.

25:23I'm trying to read all these.

25:25Call my nana.

25:27Divorce lawyer.

25:29I'm not even married.

25:31I'm not even sure I'm still with Chardonnay because I'm not seeing her forever.

25:38Um, call a random number.

25:40That's what we're doing.

25:42Calling people random.

25:43Ring Trump.

25:44If anyone's got Donald Trump's number, send it me.

25:47I will ring him.

25:50Definitely.

25:51Right.

25:51I'm trying somebody else.

25:55Victoria.

25:56Victoria.

25:57Jack has asked me to ring you.

25:59Victoria.

26:00Love you too.

26:03Can I ring a divorce to you?

26:06I'm not married.

26:11Don't put your number in the comments.

26:16Everyone's just going to be selling the garden, aren't they?

26:22No, I can't ring Uncle Barry.

26:24He's not paid his bill.

26:27And I don't think he's got any credit to ring me.

26:30Credit.

26:34Right.

26:35They're not in.

26:36They're not in.

26:38I'm trying someone else.

26:40Um.

26:42Ring Tesco about a meal deal.

26:44I can't ring them.

26:45They're too busy.

26:50Ring the people who make Minecraft.

26:53I can't.

26:54I can't just ring them.

26:56But I'm going to try and ring.

27:00Susan.

27:01Because Cheryl has asked me to ring you.

27:05Ring it Jim.

27:08Beast.

27:17No one's answering today, are they?

27:21Love you.

27:24What is going on?

27:27No one.

27:29I just burped.

27:32I don't know where that burped come from.

27:35But I just burped.

27:37Call a dirt bike shop.

27:40They won't be open now.

27:42It's late.

27:45I can't ring your school.

27:47It's too late.

27:50But I'm going to ring.

27:54Audrey.

27:55Because Margaret has asked me to ring Audrey.

27:59Real voice.

28:01Hello.

28:03Hello.

28:03Is that Audrey?

28:13Yeah.

28:14Audrey, my name's Tim.

28:16And I'm three nearly six.

28:17Margaret has told me to ring you.

28:24How are you?

28:26Yeah.

28:26Are you okay?

28:28Yeah.

28:29I'm okay.

28:29Are you okay?

28:30Yeah.

28:31Who are you with?

28:33I'm with Margaret at the moment.

28:35Are you with Margaret?

28:37Yeah

28:39Margaret's giving out your number to strange little boys

28:47What have you been doing today?

28:52Meeting to the pub

28:53Meeting to the cinema

28:57Oh I wish

28:59I wish we could do that

29:01Not the pub

29:04Because I'm not old enough

29:05But I wish we could go to the cinema

29:08What age are you, Tim?

29:09I'm 3-0-6

29:13You're 3-0-6?

29:15Yeah, I'm a big boy

29:21What?

29:28I said you're a big boy

29:29Yeah, I'm Muffis

29:32I'm 3-0-

29:33Muffis

29:34Yeah, I'm 3-0-6 foot

29:44Pardon?

29:46Have you got big feet?

29:49No

29:49Yeah, I've got Muffis feet

29:51I think so

29:55You know what they say

29:59Do you want to buy a fish?

30:02Big feet?

30:05Big shoes

30:06Big shoes

30:07Big shoes

30:09I've got big hands as well

30:14You are?

30:15I've got big hands as well

30:17Wow

30:18Wow

30:19You know what they say

30:21I've got big hands

30:26Which means

30:27Which means

30:29Big gloves

30:30Big gloves

30:34I don't get cold in winter

30:39I don't get cold in winter

30:42You're what?

30:43Have you been out playing today, Tim?

30:46No, I'm not allowed

30:47I haven't got a social distance, haven't I?

30:50Oh, yeah

30:51So

30:52You're not putting yourself?

30:54No, I can't

30:55I'm a big boy

30:56But I can't look after myself

30:58Oh

30:58So

30:59I'll be

31:00You can't put yourself in

31:01No

31:06I can't play with myself

31:06Can you not put me with yourself?

31:08I can't play with myself

31:10No

31:10I need friends

31:18I've got you lots of toys

31:21What?

31:23Have you got lots of toys?

31:25Of course I have

31:26I've got loads of toys

31:30Have you got loads of toys?

31:32Lots of toys

31:35What toys have you got?

31:44Have you

31:45I've got loads of toys

31:47Have you got any pets?

31:49Yeah, I've got a dog

31:51You've got a dog?

31:53Yeah

31:54I've got a dog

31:56Oh, have you?

31:58Yeah, do you know what he's called?

32:00What's he called?

32:01Mum

32:05Mum

32:06No, she's all right

32:08Oh, so my dog's a mum

32:10And

32:11What about your mum like that?

32:12What about your dad?

32:14Don't know my dad

32:16Oh, no

32:17It's not a bad thing

32:18Don't worry

32:21My mum said he was ugly

32:24Oh, well

32:25So I don't think he's my real dad

32:27Because I'm proper fit

32:29Oh, what?

32:30You're gorgeous

32:32I am gorgeous

32:33With big hands and big feet

32:36It looks like me old, yeah

33:05Oh, hold on for APPLAUSE

33:08Love you, bye

33:10Bye

33:14They sounded

33:15They were from Scotland

33:17Didn't even ask if they found

33:19A lot on this monster

33:21Flipping heck

33:23So call the computer

33:26Oh I can't read it

33:28Call the prison

33:30Oh

33:31Call the prison

33:34And

33:35Call my girlfriend

33:39Can't, she had a phone to cover

33:40Because she wasn't social distancing

33:43Stupid idiot

33:46I pretend

33:48I'm Ben from year three

33:50Hello from the US

33:52Call Mickey and Minnie

33:54Oh my god, call Mickey and Minnie

33:56M-I-C-K-E-Y

33:59M-O-U-S-E

34:02That's Mickey Mouse

34:03Right, just want to say

34:06A mouth is thank you

34:07Junkie Pants Ruben

34:11You don't know

34:13Till

34:14You like

34:15You don't know

34:17You don't know

34:18Hot

34:19Until you live in

34:20Tuxon

34:21103

34:22103 degrees in Tuxon

34:25Oh my god

34:27Junkie Pants Ruben

34:28So I just want to say

34:30Thank you for your donation

34:31And

34:33Don't click my profile picture

34:35Thank you very much

34:36For your

34:37Donation as well

34:39So I'm trying to read these

34:41And it's just going too mad

34:42It's going too quick

34:44So we're trying

34:45No, I need to ring people

34:47I've got too many numbers

34:48That's why we're doing

34:49Mondays

34:50And

34:51Tuesdays

34:52So I'll be back on

34:54Again

34:54Tomorrow

34:56Mad

34:57Just so busy

34:59At the minute

35:01Um

35:04Bjorn

35:10Stop it

35:11I've got stuff to do

35:16Pooh

35:19Someone said pooh

35:21My

35:23Don't give me the giggles

35:25I've got stuff to do

35:29Pooh

35:30Oh my

35:31Stop it

35:33Stop it

35:34Right

35:35Next

35:35I am ringing

35:37Poppy

35:38From Lisa

35:40Lisa

35:42Lisa has asked me to ring

35:43Poppy

35:43I love their name

35:45Poppy

35:45I love Poppy

35:49Hello

35:50Hello

35:51Is that Poppy

35:53Is that who

35:54Is that Poppy

35:56Is that Poppy

35:57Poppy

35:58Who is it

35:59My name's Tim

36:01I'm three nearly six

36:02Oh one minute

36:03Are you Lisa

36:09Yeah one minute

36:10Okay

36:11Hello

36:12Hello

36:14Hello

36:14Is that Poppy

36:15Yeah

36:16Hello Poppy

36:17My name's Tim

36:18I'm three nearly six

36:20Hi

36:23I'm six nearly seven

36:25You're six nearly seven

36:29That means

36:30That means you're older than me

36:32Oh my god

36:34You're so old

36:37He's really

36:38He's really nearly six

36:39Are you speaking

36:40But he's nearly my birthday

36:42Wait

36:43Yeah

36:44Don't miss that

36:44She's gone

36:45Si

36:45It's nearly her birthday

36:47Poppy

36:50Speak

36:50Poppy where have you gone

36:57Is it nearly your birthday

37:00Yeah

37:00How old are you going to be

37:02Seven

37:03Seven nearly twelve

37:05Seven nearly twelve

37:06Yeah

37:06Oh my god

37:08You're so old

37:11So what have you been doing today

37:15What have you been doing

37:16We went to the park

37:18We went to Alexander Park

37:21You went around the park

37:23Yeah

37:24Was it nice being outside

37:26Because we've all got to be in lockdown

37:27Haven't we

37:28Yeah

37:31Have you not had a McDonald's for ages

37:35No

37:36It's proper rubbish innit

37:40What are you doing tonight

37:44Watching my mum get drunk

37:45No don't say that

37:49Watching my mum get drunk

37:51Your mum sounds like my mum

37:58What are you drinking

38:02What are you drinking

38:02I'm not drinking anything

38:04No not you

38:07What's wrong is that

38:08Hello

38:09Hello

38:13Oh have you gone shine now

38:15Where have you gone shine Papa

38:22Wait what I just want to say

38:24Enjoy your birthday

38:29Papa

38:34That's ok

38:35Just want to say

38:36Enjoy your birthday

38:38But don't eat too much birthday cake

38:40Because you'll end up like my mum

38:42I'm a proper fat pig

38:50So you have a good birthday ok

38:53And I'll see you soon

38:55Bye

38:56See you in a bit

38:57Love you

38:58Oh thank you

39:00That's ok

39:02Thanks so much

39:04That's ok

39:05Hope you are

39:06I hope you stay

39:07Hope you stay safe getting drunk

39:12Cheers to your mum

39:14See you in a bit

39:16Bye

39:17Love you

39:18Bye

39:21Getting drunk

39:23Getting drunk

39:24Just like my mum

39:25And Uncle Barry

39:26But they're not in a pub

39:28Uncle Barry's

39:30Somewhere

39:31I don't know where Uncle Barry is

39:32Because we've got to be on lockdown

39:34Haven't we

39:34Got to be on lockdown

39:36Right

39:39Next one

39:40Is

39:41Faye

39:43Faye

39:43Courtney has asked me to ring ya

39:48Courtney has asked me to ring Faye

39:51Love you too

39:52Druna

39:55Hello

39:56Is that Faye

40:00Faye

40:01I'm ringing her back

40:03I'm not having that

40:07Don't pull the phone down on me

40:18Don't pull the phone down on me

40:19It's not going to answer

40:24This is the Vodafone voicemail service for

40:29Hey

40:29Courtney told me to ring you

40:31And you're not answering

40:32Oh don't put chips and burgers on there

40:35Oh starving

40:38Proper starving

40:42Called Boris Johnson

40:44I wish I had his number

40:48Call the fire

40:49I'm not ringing any emergency services

40:52They're busy enough

40:54Right

40:55I am going to ring

40:59Kirster

40:59Because Gemma's told me to ring you

41:04This is Kirster

41:09Kirster

41:12Kirster

41:13Kirster

41:15Kirster

41:16Kirster

41:17Kirster

41:19Kirster

41:28Kirster

41:37Kirster

41:38Kirster

41:57Kirster

41:59Kirster

42:00Kirster

42:27Kirster

42:56Kirster

42:58Kirster

43:06Kirster

43:08Kirster

43:26Kirster

43:27Kirster

43:29Kirster

43:30Kirster

43:55Kirster

44:06Kirster

44:08Kirster

44:09Kirster

44:11Kirster

44:13Kirster

44:15Kirster

44:24Kirster

44:25Kirster

44:26Kirster

44:27Kirster

44:28How do you know that?

44:30Have you counted them?

44:31Oh no, there's 28

44:3328?

44:35Yeah, we're in a small canady sack

44:37And are you friends with everybody?

44:41No

44:44Do you think some of your neighbours are nightmare neighbours?

44:49Yeah

44:49My next neighbour's a nightmare

44:51She's a teacher

44:53That's a good thing

44:55Why?

44:56She'll teach you a few lessons

44:59I bet she could

45:00I bet

45:02She's a regular bit

45:03Are you not her friend?

45:06Yeah, she's happier with me

45:08What are you all about then?

45:11What's the teacher's name?

45:14Kerry

45:14No, Miss

45:17Miss McChin

45:20Right, I just want to ring you and say hello

45:25Yeah, that's right

45:26But you can message Gemma back and tell her I said she's a knob

45:28Oh, don't swear

45:30But I will message Gemma and I'll tell you that you answered, okay?

45:34Okay, thank you

45:35And that you're having a fun time playing Scrabble

45:38Yeah, we will

45:39Okay, right

45:41I'll see you in a bit

45:41Stay safe

45:42Yeah, and you

45:44Love you

45:45Love you

45:46Love you

45:46Bye

45:47Bye

45:50Oh, they're definitely drinking

45:53Okay

45:54So I just want to say a maffice, maffice thank you to Ingeborg Euro

46:05Ingeborg Euro

46:06Say my name

46:11Ingeborg

46:14Don't know if that's it

46:17And also Ingeborg Euro again

46:20Saying call the post office and send yourself to Norway

46:25You can't post yourself to Norway

46:28You can't do that

46:30And Tanya Rose

46:31Thank you so much for your donation

46:33Hi Tim

46:34Hope you are well

46:35And keeping safe

46:36You are my favourite

46:38And I never miss your videos

46:40You bring a smile to my face

46:43Thank you

46:43Thank you so much, Tanya

46:45Thank you so much

46:47That's amazing

46:47Oh, thank you both for your donations

46:50Thank you so much

46:52Thank you

46:53I'm going to do one more call

46:55And then

46:56I'm going live on Facebook

46:58After this

47:00So if you've got Facebook

47:01Come on my page

47:03Tiny Tims Adventures

47:04Like the page

47:06And come and watch

47:07What we're doing

47:08This

47:09I am ringing

47:10Last

47:11Is

47:12Aaron

47:12Or Fiona

47:17Aaron

47:20She's gone dead

47:21Ringing it back

47:31I'm not going to share

47:32But

47:33That's not working

47:36Aaron's not answering his phone

47:38Aaron's not answering

47:40Mm-hmm

47:43Ringing on goodbyes

47:45I can't

47:47I can't

47:48Hi Sassy Evie

47:49Hi Joe Lawson

47:51Hi Karim

47:53Carter

47:56Wolf Robbo

47:58Love you too

48:00Wolf Robbo

48:01Who else have you got

48:03Don't put your numbers

48:05In the comments

48:06Don't do that

48:07I love you too

48:08Richard Thompson

48:09Love you

48:10And

48:11Handbatter

48:13Thank you for calling

48:14AJM Electrical Services

48:17AJM Electrical Services

48:18Not answering

48:19Bjorn

48:24Oh my god

48:25Hello

48:26Mark

48:27Mark

48:29Someone

48:29Something

48:30I say

48:31Um

48:32Little TikTok

48:34Oh yeah

48:35I'm on TikTok

48:36I'm on TikTok

48:38As well

48:38So make sure you

48:39Follow me on TikTok

48:40My TikTok

48:42Name is

48:44I'll tell you now

48:45My TikTok

48:46Name is

48:47Tiny Tim's

48:49Adventure

48:51And

48:53That's

48:54That's me

48:55See it

48:56That is me

48:57Tiny Tim's

48:58Adventure

48:58So don't believe

49:00Anybody else

49:01With a fake account

49:02I am

49:03Tiny Tim's

49:04Adventure

49:06I've got over

49:07Half a million followers

49:09That's good

49:09And 3.1 million likes

49:11So come and follow me

49:13On TikTok

49:13Come and do that

49:15That's amazing

49:16Um

49:17Last number

49:18Aaron wasn't answering

49:20So I'm going to do

49:21Someone else

49:22Um

49:26Ruby's mum

49:29Ringing Ruby's mum

49:32Hello

49:33Hello

49:34Is that Ruby's mum

49:36No

49:37I think

49:37That's a long number

49:38Oh

49:39Have I

49:43Oh

49:43I know

49:44Who this is now

49:47Are you Ruby's

49:48It's you

49:48Are you Ruby's mum

49:49I am Ruby's mum

50:04I know it's Tim

50:05What's your name

50:06It's Emma

50:08Emma

50:09Ruby's mum

50:10Yeah Ruby's mum

50:12Yay

50:13I thought I wronged

50:14The wrong number

50:15Stupid

50:17Oh

50:17Sorry

50:18That's okay

50:19Did you think

50:21It was PPI

50:21Or something

50:22Yeah

50:24You've got to be careful

50:25They can't catch you out

50:26I know

50:27So

50:27I've heard that

50:29You're having problems

50:29Over your internet

50:30I'm only joking

50:34What are you doing

50:35What have you been doing

50:37Um

50:37In the garden

50:39Some bathing

50:39Painting the fence

50:42Painting the fence

50:43Yes

50:44Where the karate kid

50:46Yeah

50:47Just like that

50:47On one leg

50:48On my toes

50:49Oh my god

50:50You should stand on both feet

50:52And use your hands

50:55I'm too amazing to do that

50:57You sound amazing

50:58I am

50:59Did you get a sunbathing

51:01Through sunbathing

51:02No

51:03I was very careful

51:04You've got to be careful

51:05You've got to be careful

51:07Sun cream all the way

51:08I hope your mum put sun cream on you

51:10Mum don't do nothing for me

51:12I do it all myself

51:16Where's

51:17Where's Ruby

51:18Oh she's not here

51:20At the moment

51:20She'll be gutted

51:22She missed you

51:22Oh flippin' it

51:24I know

51:26She'll be really sad

51:28I'm sad

51:29Miss call from Ruby

51:31Aww

51:32Like

51:33I just thought I'd try and ring and see if Ruby's in

51:36Yeah

51:37No

51:38She's not in

51:39I'm afraid

51:39What's she doing

51:41Um

51:42She's out seeing somebody

51:43I know she shouldn't

51:44Oh

51:45She's out seeing

51:45So I know it's naughty in there

51:47Ruby

51:48Go South Wales

51:49Keep two metres

51:51And we're in Wales

51:53So it's tougher in Wales

51:55Whereabouts in Wales

51:57Um

51:58In Chepstow

52:00I know Chepstow

52:01That's a lovely place

52:02How do you know Chepstow

52:04Being such a young boy

52:06Being three and eighty six

52:08Googled it

52:11How do you know Chepstow

52:13I googled it

52:14Oh you googled it

52:16Yeah

52:16Google Earth gets

52:18Well nice

52:19The green

52:19Yeah

52:21Oh yeah

52:22Green like Uncle Barry's plants maybe

52:27That's where Uncle Barry gets his plants from

52:31I reckon it could be you know

52:33From Chepstow

52:34Yeah

52:35Sit in our garden

52:37And he'll think so

52:40Oh my god that's funny

52:42Right

52:43Well I'm gonna have to go

52:44Okay then

52:46But tell Ruby I said hello

52:48I will do

52:50I will do

52:51Okay see you in a bit Emma

52:52Bye

52:53Love you

52:54Love you

52:55Love you bye

52:58Miss Ruby

53:00Ruby want in

53:02Ruby want in

53:03Freaking heck

53:04Um

53:05Kate Wallace

53:06Can you say hello to me please

53:08Hi Kate

53:09Martin Carter

53:10I love you too

53:13Oh

53:14Oh bang

53:15Um

53:16Darren York

53:18You are so cool

53:19Thank you

53:20Um

53:24Colour

53:27Right so I just want to say a massive thank you to everyone that sent donations

53:31Um

53:33Tiny Rose

53:36Ingeborg

53:38Yoro

53:39Can't say a name

53:40Ingeborg Yoro

53:41Is that close

53:42Have I nearly said it right

53:45Ingeborg

53:47Yoro

53:48Maybe

53:49But

53:50I'm gonna go live on Facebook in a minute anyway

53:52So

53:53If you

53:55Have Facebook

53:56Come on there

53:57Tiny Tim's Adventures

53:58Make sure you follow the page

54:00Um

54:01If you've not

54:02Liked

54:03If you've not subscribed

54:05To this YouTube channel

54:07Make sure you do

54:08And I'll be your best mate

54:11Um

54:12Instagram

54:13Make sure you follow Instagram

54:14Just put in

54:15Tiny Tim

54:16Tiny Tim

54:17Dog Adventures

54:17That's me

54:18And Tik Tok

54:19Tiny Tim Adventure

54:21Tiny Tim's Adventure

54:23So make sure you go in there

54:25And make sure you follow

54:26But

54:27I'm gonna go

54:28For now

54:29Anyway

54:29But

54:30I'm gonna be back on

54:31Tomorrow

54:32Is that good enough

54:34Ingeborg

54:34Yoro

54:36Just call you Dave

54:38Just call you Dave

54:39It's easier

54:40But

54:40I just wanna say

54:41Thank you everyone

54:42For your donations

54:43Thank you for watching

54:44But

54:45I'll be back on tomorrow

54:47Cause I've got loads of numbers

54:49To get through

54:49So make sure you stay safe

54:51Come and watch me

54:52On

54:53Facebook

54:53If not

54:55I'll be back on air tomorrow

54:56But thank you so much

54:57For watching

54:58And

54:59I will see you tomorrow

55:01I'll see you in a bit

55:02I love you

55:03Bye

55:07Bye bye bye

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