00:00Good afternoon but I'm driving school. Hi this is the driving school. Yep that's who we are. Are you looking
00:05to book some driving lessons? Yes please. I can already drive. Would you be looking to drive manual or automatic?
00:11A walking one. Got a little red and yellow car and I'm really really good at driving. I've had a
00:18couple of accidents. Okay. I've already crashed my car as well so just want to hone in on my skills
00:24a little bit. How old are you? I'm three nearly six.
00:28I think you might be a little bit too young to learn to drive at the minute. Nope. Nope. I'll
00:32stop you right there. I'm a big boy. I can drive my car. Are you sure it's got your mum
00:37that's looking for driving lessons? No me. My mum don't get out of bed because she's a lazy pig and
00:42I've got to go to the shops and stuff for my mum. So you go to the shops for your
00:47mum? Get my car! Is your car like our car or it's a VW Golf? Mm-hmm. Is your car
00:53like my car? Is it red and yellow? I'm not sure if we've got a yellow one but I'm definitely
00:57sure we've got a yellow one.
00:58I've got a red one somewhere. I've got a little red and yellow car that goes proper for... well depends
01:02how fast I'm pedalling really but it goes meow! Proper rapid. I'm able to put some of the shop in.
01:09Yeah. Next to me. But sometimes give Chardonnay my girlfriend. Sometimes give her a lift. And when you put Chardonnay
01:16in the car are you able to put shopping in as well? No. Don't be daft. She goes on the
01:20roof. She goes on the roof. I don't have to put my partner on the roof in my car. Well
01:25depends if you've had an argument.
01:27If we have an argument it's me that goes on the roof not her. Could you help my mum to
01:31learn how to drive? Yeah we could yeah. That's challenging that because she's a little bit blind as well. Oh
01:36dear. Because she thinks Uncle Barry's good looking. Fair enough. So Uncle Barry is not my real uncle. He just
01:45comes round to play wrestling with my mum. Does he really? Yeah. Even he don't drive. Oh really? Well we
01:51could definitely teach both of them to learn to drive.
01:52If you want paying. If you want paying you better not take them on. My mum struggles with her universal
01:58credit. And Uncle Barry is a proper benefit cheater.
02:02Okay. You don't know anyone in the police do you? Unfortunately I do. Yeah. My brother is a police officer.
02:08Right. Scrap everything I just said. They're really good citizens. And they're really good for the community. Fair enough. Do
02:16you have the money to pay for your driving lessons? Of course I do. You don't know me. That's true.
02:21I got the money. How much are the lessons?
02:23£27.50 an hour. I might not have the money. You could save up and then buy some lessons. But
02:30you don't think your mummy's looking for lessons at the minute. My mum's always looking for the toilet. Not lessons.
02:36And sometimes she's looking for Uncle Barry's plants in the attic. Plants in the attic? Yeah they proper stink. This
02:43is another reason why I want a car. Because Uncle Barry don't drive. Smacker Steve comes round in a taxi.
02:50Taxi drivers are always saying you can't put them plants in the attic.
02:52Because they made the stink. Me getting a car. I'll be able to charge Uncle Barry and Smacker Steve. For
02:58transporting the flowers. And the plants that are in the attic.
03:02I couldn't. That's a very good plant to charge his friend Steve. Smacker Steve.
03:13All of that I just said then about the plants in the attic. Can we just forget that? Because I
03:17forgot you had a friend in the place.
03:19That's not a problem. Of course I can. So I want to drive. Because I want to take old ladies
03:24to the shop.
03:26Right. You get a car sorted. Give me my licence. I'm going to go shop. Job done. Perfect. Are you
03:32my real dad?
03:33I don't think so. Oh thank god for that.
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03:45you bye. Bye. Bye.
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