00:00Good afternoon, time to stop relationships.
00:02Hi, is this the couples therapy?
00:05Yeah, it is.
00:06Hi, I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:08Me and my girlfriend, we've kind of split up but I don't want to be because of the other.
00:14Okay, so you're willing to get a consultation?
00:16Yeah, I just want to talk about the things that we've been arguing about and stuff like that.
00:22I just think I want to be with her forever.
00:25Okay, so you can book online.
00:26So can you help me?
00:28I can help you book a consultation.
00:30I think having an appointment will help.
00:33But there's just loads of things.
00:35She was shouting at me because I was cheating.
00:39But I don't think I was cheating just because I was copying my answers off my friend born from year
00:443 in school.
00:46That's not cheating.
00:47Yeah.
00:47Oh, you know Shardini, my girlfriend, well, soon to be girlfriend again.
00:53She's telling me that she don't want to settle down and things like that.
00:56Yeah, that's all something you can talk about to a therapist with.
00:59And then they'll be able to help us with our problems.
01:04Yeah.
01:04Do you want the website to book?
01:06Yeah, I can do.
01:07Yeah, I can have a look.
01:08Yeah, let me get that up for you.
01:10It's not a naughty website, is it?
01:11Because Uncle Bowie uses naughty websites.
01:14No, it's not a naughty website.
01:17Let me just get that up here for you.
01:20Are you my real dad?
01:23Yeah.
01:24Who are you?
01:27Is this Timmy?
01:29Yeah, my name's Tim.
01:30And I'm just discussing how to get my relationship.
01:33I'm on track with Shardini.
01:35I'm actually a therapist and I suggest lots and lots of kissing and rubbing.
01:43I've seen them sort of things on the internet because Uncle Barry left his browser on and
01:49I'm not doing anything like that.
01:51You shouldn't be watching them things on the internet Timmy.
01:53And I don't watch them.
01:55Uncle Barry left it on when he went onto the BBC website to do some school work.
02:01Uncle Barry?
02:02Yeah, Uncle Barry left it on.
02:04Will you be able to help Shardini be able to pronounce her R's properly?
02:09Because when she says sorry, she doesn't say sorry.
02:13She says sorry.
02:15Like that.
02:16Yeah, she finds out she needs a speech therapist maybe.
02:19She needs some proper help.
02:21She's mental.
02:21Yeah.
02:23Can you help her stop eating crayons as well?
02:29I can try.
02:31You need to do more than that.
02:32I've got no crayons left to do the homework.
02:36It might be beyond me to be honest.
02:38That sounds like some serious issues she's got.
02:40Serious issues?
02:41She don't like the C word.
02:43What's the C word?
02:45Commitment.
02:48Oh dear.
02:49Do you think you'll be able to help us get back on track?
02:52I think so, yeah.
02:54It's going to be a lot of work but I'll try my hardest.
02:56I'm dead easy.
02:57I know what I want.
02:59It's her that doesn't know what she wants.
03:01Sounds like it.
03:02Have you tried talking to her?
03:03Yeah, I've tried talking to her but she's not allowed her phone at the minute.
03:07Got taken off her.
03:09Why?
03:09Because she's been tormenting over children in school.
03:13What if she needs the other kids in school?
03:14She's trying to take the crayons off and to eat them.
03:18That's a fact.
03:19Oh!
03:21Listen, I'm going to go because I need to go and find some crayons.
03:25I'm trying to think what she can do if she doesn't give her any crayons.
03:28Nice to speak to you.
03:30I'll see you in a bit.
03:31Alright, bye.
03:32Love you.
03:33Love you too.
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