Tiny Tim LIVE 08/06/20!

Tiny Tim's Adventures

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00:02I'm live. Yeah, I'm going live. Yeah, there I am. Hi, everybody. Hi, everyone. Alex H,

00:12you? You okay? Yeah, I'm just running a little late. Sorry, I'm just getting myself set up.

00:19Just running a bit late. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. How is everybody? How's everyone

00:26lockdown going? Still rubbish, isn't it? Still rubbish. Chaos Lightning, are you my real

00:35dad? Probably not. I'm three nearly six. Hi, everybody. Hi. Hi. Boom. Gone mad now. Yo, how's

00:47everybody? Are you okay? Yeah. Did everybody see my challenge eating the hottest noodles?

00:58Everybody see that? So hot. Oh, my God. I still haven't had a poo yet, though. I'm not all

01:07there. I'm just going to burn. So, what else is everyone doing? I'm trying to read these.

01:14Everyone, it's just going too fast. It's just going too fast. So, in the UK, we do some

01:22more hot weather. I've not had any for ages. Well, other than the other week. But before

01:28that, I wouldn't have had any hot weather for ages. I try and avoid the sun. Not because

01:34I don't like it. It's because I'm ginger. I'm burnt. I go proper like a lobster. That's

01:43what I do. So, I've been proper, proper busy. I've been doing birthday cards, Father's Day

01:50cards. I've been doing personal videos saying congratulations or happy birthday or happy

01:57anniversary or loads of stuff like that. So, I've been doing proper, proper loads of them.

02:04Also, posting cards, sign pictures, happy birthday cards and things like that. Because it's coming

02:11up to Father's Day in the UK. We're doing happy Father's Day cards as well. It's good that we're

02:18doing it because I can say happy birthday to a dad. Not my dad because I don't know him.

02:24He went out ages ago. Went out three nearly six years ago and he's not come back. So, I don't

02:30know where he's gone. So, was someone just said, I can be your real dad. Oh, someone said I'm

02:40your dad. He can't all be my dad. Well, no, I'm a mum. You could be. So, we're just going

02:47to do some calls again. Just ringing loads of, loads of different peeps on that. Just

02:54seeing what was that then. What's Uncle Barry doing? Just a bean up put a cup. Said, what's

03:04Uncle Barry doing? I don't know. He's not allowed round because we're still social distancing.

03:09That's what we're doing. Builder Brothers Productions. It's my birthday, Tim. Happy birthday.

03:16Yay. Yay. Happy birthday. What else do we have? Ramahattab. You're so funny. Thank you

03:26so much. Thank you. I'm glad you like the videos. Everyone like the videos, yeah. Everyone like

03:33them. Good. Right. Just going to skip back down. What's going on? Skipping down. Right. Just

03:43give me a minute. I need a charger. Just give me one second. All the comments have stopped.

03:53Just give me one second. Plugged in now. There we go. We're back to normal. Everything's

04:06fine. Fixed it. Don't burn. Boom, pal. All done. Is my mum wrestling upstairs? Mum's not wrestling.

04:16She isn't in the room next door. She's definitely not wrestling. I know that because I'm not

04:21refereeing. She is a proper lazy pig. Oh, it's going too fast again. It's going too fast.

04:31Poo. Someone said poo. Poo. I need a poo. Didn't have one. Oh, McDonald's. Yes. McDonald's

04:44is open. But guess what? The milkshake machines broke. Shock horror. They've had 54 billion

04:51years off. But still. The machine's not working. Can't believe it. Can't believe it. But I've

05:02not. I went McDonald's today. I went McDonald's today and the queue was Mathis. So I'm not queuing

05:11up in it. I refuse to. I don't want chicken nuggets that much. And I'm still waiting for

05:17my delivery for chicken nuggets. I can't do anything. If you want a job doing, do it yourself.

05:26Stupid. Right. I'm going to crack on me some phone calls. I am going to ring Lisa who sent

05:36me a number because she wants me to ring her. Also, if you want me to ring you, send me

05:42a message on my Facebook page, Tiny Tim's Adventures, and then just send me a number. And then we can

05:51do it. And then boom. I'll ring you. Maybe. Ring me. Send me a number then. Send me a number.

06:00Pooh. Pooh. Send me a number. Thank you so much. Someone said love your vid. Thank you.

06:08Love you too. Love you. And Boris, someone said, oh, who is that then? Who is that? One second.

06:20Shea Draper said, shut up. You shut up, mate. You shut your mouth. Don't think I will knock

06:29you out. Boom. Love you. Love you. Love you. Thank you. Thank you. Right. I'm going to crack

06:38on. I'm going to ring Lisa and see what she's doing. See how her lockdown's going. Make sure

06:44she's okay. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. She's better answer. See if she's on gif gaff. Hello?

06:58Hello? Is that Lisa? Yeah. Lisa, it's Tim. I'm three nilly six. Hello? Hi, you okay? Lisa?

07:16Hello? Hello? Hi. What are you doing? Is that Tim? Yeah, it's really me. I'm three

07:22nilly six. How are you, Tim? Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you okay? I'm all right. How are you?

07:32Yeah, I'm good. What are you doing? I've just come home from working away. Where have you

07:37been working? I work away because I'm a dog handler. You're a dog handler? Yeah, all over

07:45the UK. Oh, my God. Do you want to come and handle my dog? As long as it's not an

07:51ankle

07:51biter. It's not an ankle biter, but it is my mum. She's a proper dog. She stinks and everything.

08:04What? What do you mean? You want me to ring you tomorrow? You're supposed to ring me tomorrow.

08:16Oh, sorry. I think you should do it twice. I'm not doing it twice, you cheeky monkey.

08:24No. Why? I've got loads of people to ring. So, where have you got back from walking your

08:33dogs? Walking? I've been working them. Working them? Yeah, they're working dogs, security.

08:42Security dogs? Yeah. Do you try to bite people if they're trespassing? Well, we try not to,

08:49but yeah, they can do. Tell me where you are next, because I'm going to send smack at Steve

08:55to where you are. Hopefully, he can get a dog to bite his bum.

09:03Bye, I've been working in Yorkshire, but I'm from Wigan. You're from Wigan? Yeah.

09:08Do the dogs eat the pies there? Yes, they do.

09:11Go on. Everyone eats a pie in Wigan. Yeah. So, what's your favourite dog breed? German Shepherd.

09:22Is that your favourite? Yeah, because I've got four. Four? Four.

09:28Oh, my God. No one's breaking into your house, are they? Definitely not.

09:35Definitely. Well, I've got a Dog de Bordeaux.

09:39I love you. I love dogs about dogs. I do, that's where I got one.

09:45He's absolutely Maffis. Maffis or Maffis? Maffis! Don't tell me how I should be speaking.

09:54He's a Maffis dog. I'll get my dog to bite your dog. Will you?

09:58No, because he's soft. No.

10:02I love them all the dogs. What?

10:06All of them are soft. All of them?

10:09Yeah.

10:10Dog de Bordeaux's are soft?

10:13Yeah. Cuddly.

10:15Yeah, well, I don't think he's soft. I just think he's lazy. He's just too bone-eyed old to bite

10:21anyone.

10:23Has your mum trained him, then?

10:24Has my mum trained him? Yeah.

10:28Coppers everything my mum does.

10:31You what? You want to see him wipe his bum?

10:35Is he in bed all the time?

10:36Yeah, he's always asleep, but you should see him wipe his bum.

10:40He copies my mum. He puts his bum on the floor, lifts his legs up and drags himself across the

10:46floor.

10:48That's how my mum wipes her bum.

10:51You said your mum was lazy. I was not lazy.

10:54She's got to wipe her bum somehow.

11:00Oh, I don't need that image in my head.

11:02It's disgusting, isn't it? Uncle Barry's the same.

11:08My grandson's here. He's shouting, no, no.

11:12How old is your grandson?

11:20He's two, nearly three.

11:23Oh, my God. I'm three, nearly six.

11:26I know.

11:27I'm older than him.

11:30Right, listen. I'm going to have to go because I've got loads of people to ring.

11:35Okay.

11:36Okay, so I'll see you in a bit, okay?

11:38Okay, see you later.

11:40See you in a bit. Love you.

11:42Love you. Bye.

11:43Love you. Bye.

11:44Bye.

11:47Oh, supposed to ring her tomorrow. She's unhappy that I rang her today.

11:51Stupid.

11:54Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Why is everyone saying bum and poo?

12:01Right, let's get spamming again. Let's get something spamming. What can we say?

12:08Uncle Barry. Let's everybody spam Uncle Barry. Uncle Barry. Uncle Barry.

12:13Yeah.

12:14Burp.

12:15Spam Uncle Barry.

12:18Bum, bum, poo.

12:20Bum, bum, poo.

12:22Spam Uncle Barry.

12:23Bum, bum, bum. Spam, spam, spam.

12:26Wait.

12:28While you're spamming Uncle Barry.

12:33While you're spamming Uncle Barry.

12:36Just what I say.

12:37A maffice thank you to Zinxes.

12:41S-Y-N-X-I-Z.

12:44Zinxes.

12:45Thank you so much for your donation.

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12:53So, Forky Bros.

12:55It says, Forky Bros.

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12:58I need your support, please.

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13:10Think says, Again, thank you so much for your donation.

13:16And SuperAlexander299.

13:19Are you my real dad, Tim?

13:21Can't be.

13:22I'm three nearly six.

13:25I'm Stephen Allen.

13:27Thank you so much for your donation as well.

13:31Thanks, guys.

13:33Thanks, guys.

13:34Someone just said gift off.

13:36Gift off.

13:40Everyone's spamming Uncle Barry.

13:42Uncle Barry.

13:47Right, let's change the spam.

13:50And then I'm going to ring someone else.

13:52Let's change it from Uncle Barry to Smackhead Steve.

13:58Everybody spam Smackhead Steve.

14:02Smackhead Steve.

14:04Oh, here's a proper Smackhead.

14:06Right, going to ring someone else.

14:08Let's go.

14:08I'm going to ring Kylie from Natalie.

14:14So, Natalie has asked me to ring Kylie.

14:17Kylie Minogue.

14:20Kylie Minogue from Natalie and Bruglia.

14:23Oh, that would be funny, wouldn't it?

14:26Smackhead Steve.

14:27Smackhead Steve.

14:28Smackhead Steve.

14:33Welcome to the O2 Max.

14:34Gift off.

14:38Oh, it's so funny.

14:40Smackhead Steve.

14:41Oh, it's well funny.

14:46Smackhead Steve.

14:47It's just well famous now.

14:49Or it's not.

14:50It's well, I'm looking at.

14:51Well, I'm ringing Christopher from Isabel.

14:55Isabel has asked me to ring Christopher.

15:00Might be Mario, Dad.

15:02Might be.

15:03Maybe.

15:05Maybe.

15:08Maybe.

15:08Isabel.

15:10Hello?

15:12Hello.

15:13Hello.

15:13Is Christopher there, please?

15:16Yes.

15:17Isabel has asked me to ring him.

15:19My name's Tim.

15:21I'm 306.

15:26Nice.

15:27Where's Christopher?

15:29This is me.

15:30Oh, hi, Christopher.

15:32Are you okay?

15:33I'm half left.

15:35You're half left?

15:36Yes.

15:37So you're not all right?

15:39No.

15:40So, who is Isabel?

15:43It's my mum.

15:44Your mum is Isabel?

15:46Well, she's told me to ring you.

15:50So I'm ringing you.

15:52Are you okay?

15:53Yes.

15:54Are you?

15:55Yeah.

15:55What have you been doing today?

15:58Nothing, really.

16:00I'm a bit bored.

16:01Have you not been doing any schoolwork?

16:03Yeah, I've done a little bit.

16:05I've also done a bit of tidying up.

16:06You've only done a little bit of schoolwork?

16:10Yeah, but I can do some more.

16:12Yeah, you better do some more,

16:13because if you don't do any schoolwork,

16:15you'll end up like Smackhead Steve.

16:20You'll end up proper thick.

16:23I don't do that.

16:24So, what year are you running at school?

16:27Year six.

16:28Oh, year six.

16:29Are you not going back this year?

16:32I'm going back on Monday.

16:34Really?

16:35Are you excited?

16:37A little bit.

16:38Are you going to go and see all your friends again?

16:41Well, 14 of them.

16:43There's just 14 people in your school?

16:46No, because in the whole thing,

16:48we have to have 15 in the classroom.

16:50You've got 15 students in one classroom?

16:54Yeah.

16:55Oh my God, that's a small school, that.

16:58Why is it so small?

17:01Pardon?

17:01Why is your school so small?

17:03I don't know.

17:04It was done that way.

17:05Oh my God.

17:08Well, the schools near me and my school,

17:12they've got 38 kids in one classroom.

17:16That's what's going on.

17:17Everybody's wrestling.

17:19And then all the kids, they go to my school.

17:22Well, my mate Ben from year three is,

17:27I don't know what's going on there,

17:29but my mate Kieran is the best football player I've ever seen.

17:34So when you've got big schools, big classes,

17:39then you've got a good chance of getting good footballers,

17:42haven't you?

17:43Yeah, is he better than Ronaldo?

17:45Oh, shut up with Ronaldo.

17:46My mate Kieran is far better than anyone I've ever seen play football.

17:54What about Gwinska?

17:57Do you know any footballers?

17:59You don't know anyone who is better than my mate Kieran.

18:04I could name a few, I think.

18:06Shut your mouth, Christopher.

18:08You don't know anything about football.

18:11My mate Kieran scored a goal with his head.

18:14He just knocked it in like that.

18:16But then...

18:17Van Dyke's done that.

18:18What?

18:19Van Dyke's done that.

18:21Shut up about Van Dyke.

18:23Oh, my God.

18:24I'm better than Van Dyke.

18:26And I'm 3-0-6.

18:32Anyone's better than Van Dyke?

18:35My Uncle Barry's got a Van Dyke.

18:38It's a little beard around his face.

18:42Who do you support?

18:44What team do you support?

18:46Chelsea.

18:47Alright, see you in a bit.

18:50Alright, bye.

18:50I'm only joking.

18:52Oh.

18:55So, how do you think Chelsea are going to do when the football comes back?

19:00Not very good.

19:02Not very long.

19:02That's the first thing you've said that makes sense.

19:09I think you're going to go far in school.

19:13That is the most intelligent thing you've said.

19:15You're definitely going far.

19:18Are you happy with that?

19:20Are you happy that you're going to go places?

19:23Yeah.

19:24Yeah.

19:24I'd be happy if...

19:25I'm happy that you're going places.

19:27Maybe not college.

19:29But you're definitely going places.

19:31Not going places.

19:32Not college.

19:33You what?

19:35That'd be fun.

19:36Yeah.

19:39I wouldn't waste your time with college.

19:42I'm not saying you're thick or anything, but you support Chelsea.

19:48I feel violated.

19:50Don't feel violated.

19:51I'm only joking.

19:53You are better than all the team on Chelsea.

19:56How does that feel?

19:58It feels good that my brother's in here that supports Liverpool.

20:00Oh, he supports Liverpool.

20:04Yes.

20:06Hmm.

20:07Wait.

20:07At least you know you're more intelligent than him.

20:10Right.

20:13Listen, I'm going to go because I've got loads of people to ring.

20:18Okay.

20:19But...

20:20Ask message.

20:21What?

20:22Go with us.

20:25Who's that?

20:26My brother asked how to smack his penis.

20:29He's what?

20:31My brother asked how to smack his penis.

20:34I don't know.

20:34I've not seen him.

20:37We're on lockdown, aren't we?

20:38So, I've not seen him.

20:40And Uncle Barry's not been around.

20:42He's not been wrestling with my mum.

20:44So, that's good, isn't it?

20:46Well, listen.

20:47I'm going to have to go, okay?

20:49Okay.

20:49Bye.

20:50I'll see you in a bit.

20:51Love you.

20:52Love you, too.

20:53Love you.

20:53Bye.

20:55Bye.

20:57Chelsea fan.

20:58And a Liverpool fan.

20:59In the same house.

21:01Oh, game over that.

21:04Ring McDonald's.

21:05I tried to ring McDonald's.

21:06Right.

21:07I tried to ring McDonald's.

21:08But as soon as I...

21:09As soon as they answer, and I say, hello, my name's Tim.

21:13Oh.

21:14Phone down.

21:14They're just too busy.

21:16They're just too busy.

21:18Far too busy.

21:20Matthew Ravenscroft.

21:22Do some beatboxing.

21:23What?

21:24Again.

21:25How's Pride Pete?

21:28Chloe Horse.

21:30Oh.

21:31Abba.

21:32Yeah.

21:32Bjorn.

21:35Shout out for, what?

21:37500?

21:38500.

21:40Poop.

21:41Right.

21:41Do some beatboxing.

21:53Smuck it.

21:54Thief.

21:55Be good.

21:56No.

21:56That's alright.

21:57Isn't it?

21:59Ring KFC.

22:00I can't ring KFC.

22:02Ring another strip club.

22:04I've already done that.

22:06I've already done that.

22:08Um.

22:08High from Wivinshaw.

22:10Oh.

22:11Is that Will?

22:13Spill.

22:16Will Mag.

22:17Will Mag from Wivinshaw.

22:20That's right.

22:20I live there.

22:21That's where I live.

22:23Um.

22:24Right.

22:24Going to ring Stephanie from Joseph.

22:28This is America.

22:30This is America.

22:33It's kicking off there, isn't it?

22:35It's kicking off in America a little bit.

22:47Call Shadden.

22:48Hello?

22:49Hello?

22:51Is that Stephanie?

22:53Hello?

22:53Is that Stephanie?

22:57Yes, it is.

22:59Hi, Stephanie.

23:00Joseph has asked me to ring you.

23:02My name's Tim, and I'm three nearly set.

23:05Hi, Tim.

23:07How are you?

23:09I'm okay.

23:09How are you?

23:12I'm doing good.

23:13I just got off work.

23:14What do you do for work?

23:17I do clean kitchens in a casino.

23:20Clean kitchens in a casino?

23:24Yes.

23:25Oh, my God.

23:26Can you rub some of the chips?

23:29In the casino?

23:33No.

23:34No, I don't mean the battered chips.

23:36I mean, like, the food chips.

23:38Well, you call them fries, don't you?

23:43Oh, yes.

23:45Those chips are very good.

23:47Where, where, where, where in America are you from?

23:53Hold on, one minute.

23:55I'm from, I'm from the state.

23:58Whereabouts?

24:01Um, Washington.

24:02Washington.

24:04Wait, will you just go over and knock on the White House and tell, tell Donald Trump

24:11I want a word with him?

24:17I'm from Washington State.

24:19I'm just out of Seattle.

24:21Oh, so it's not Washington, D.C.?

24:25No.

24:27Very confusing.

24:28Very, very confusing.

24:33Yes, it can be.

24:35So, how is it there?

24:36Is it, is it, is it all kicking off where you are?

24:42No.

24:43No, are you in the safe bit?

24:45There's no riots or anything.

24:52No?

24:53Oh, there's been a few riots.

24:55Oh, are you staying safe, though?

24:59Oh, yes, we stay very safe.

25:01Good, good, good, good.

25:03Right, I just thought I'd ring and say hello, because Joseph wanted me to ring you.

25:08Who's Joseph?

25:11Joseph is my fiancée.

25:13Oh, it's your fiancée?

25:14We work together.

25:16Ask, ask Joseph, is he my real dad?

25:23I would love to be, if you want me to.

25:26Well, if you are, you owe me a load of money through child support.

25:35Okay, how much do I owe you, Tim?

25:37Oh, 67p!

25:4067 pounds, that's it.

25:46Love you, Tim.

25:47Love you, Tim.

25:48Love you, Tim.

25:48I'm going to go, so I'll see you in a bit, okay?

25:52All right, Tim.

25:53See you in a bit.

25:54Stay safe.

25:55Love you.

25:57Love you.

25:58Bye.

26:00Bye.

26:04They could have been my real dad.

26:06I don't know, but they were from Washington State, not Washington, D.C., so they didn't

26:10live in the same place where Donald Trump is from.

26:14But he's still called Washington.

26:20Get me Donald Trump's number.

26:23I'm going to ring him, and then you're going to talk to him like that.

26:27Don't you think he's got a mouth like a bum hole?

26:29I don't know, I don't know.

26:35Way back, Zahid.

26:37I'm from the UK.

26:38Hi.

26:42It's all frozen.

26:43My everything's stopped.

26:44Right, I'm going to crack on.

26:46Do another call.

26:49I'm ringing Ella.

26:52Beepin.

26:54Ringing Ella.

26:56So Ella, put her, answer the phone.

27:01That's knocking, screw me at him.

27:05Ringing Ella.

27:10Hello?

27:11Hello, is it Ella?

27:14Yes, I'm speaking.

27:15Hi, Ellie, it's me.

27:16It's Tid.

27:20Are you okay?

27:23Yeah, I'm fine.

27:25What are you doing?

27:27I'm fucking out of the room.

27:28Yeah, I'm swearing.

27:36My mum, if you swear again, my mum will knock you clean out.

27:43No fucking way.

27:45Hi, stop it.

27:48You've got to stop swearing.

27:51I can't help you, I'm sorry.

27:53You've got to stop it.

27:55What have you been doing today?

27:58Oh, nothing.

28:02What are you laughing at?

28:05Oh, my God.

28:06No, I'm done.

28:07I'm done.

28:08That's me, done.

28:09What?

28:10Why are you done?

28:14I ruined this, mum.

28:17No, I don't know.

28:18Oh, say hello to mum.

28:20Hi, mum.

28:27That's not my mum, because my mum's in bed the way, is it, pig?

28:35What?

28:37Who's your mum?

28:38What's your mum called?

28:41Penny.

28:41Who?

28:43Penny.

28:44Penny?

28:46Penny?

28:48Oh, let me tell you one second.

28:51You've got to say hello to my daughter.

28:53She loves you.

28:54Okay.

28:56Do you want to say hello to Tim?

28:59Say hello to Tim, the one that we watch on Facebook.

29:01Hello, Tim.

29:02Hello, are you okay?

29:05Yeah.

29:06Yeah.

29:08How old are you?

29:11Good.

29:12How old are you?

29:13Say six, nearly nine.

29:14Tell me how old are you.

29:19What's your name?

29:22Hey, what's your name?

29:23My name is Maya.

29:25Hi, Maya.

29:26My name's Tim, and I'm three, nearly six.

29:29And your mum has got a really bad potty mouth.

29:35No, you're a liar.

29:36No, you're a liar.

29:37You're a liar.

29:38I am not.

29:39You can read.

29:40No, you're a liar.

29:43Listen, I'm going to have to go, but I'll see you soon, okay?

29:48Okay.

29:48Say love you.

29:49Love you.

29:51Bye.

29:53Bye.

29:53Love you.

29:54Bye.

29:58So sorry for her swearing.

30:01I don't know why she was swearing, but now I just swear.

30:04Oh, my God.

30:07Wait.

30:07So, Kat, it's not letting me connect to the chat.

30:12Don't know what's going on.

30:13It's going off.

30:15But, yeah, I'm going to get another call done in a minute.

30:20So, just for now, I want to say, um,

30:27Forky Bros, Tim, did you click a red button on my channel?

30:33No.

30:34No, I didn't.

30:39Sneezing now.

30:40What are you going to say, sneezing?

30:45Um, Zink says again, thank you so much for your donation.

30:50And Forky Bros again, thank you for your donation.

30:54Thank you so much.

30:56Um, right, I got another call.

31:01This is Vanessa.

31:04Ringing Vanessa.

31:06Ringing Vanessa.

31:09Vanessa.

31:10Beep, beep, beep.

31:12I'm going to try someone else in a minute.

31:15Oh, I'm going to ring NASA.

31:17Did you see the video where the rocket is in space?

31:22It's going through space at 26,000 miles an hour in outer space.

31:29And then there's a little mouse that runs onto the shuttle.

31:33What is that about?

31:35Have you seen it?

31:36Have you seen it?

31:37Go and watch it.

31:39Go and watch it.

31:41Where it's true.

31:42But all my comments have stopped.

31:44So I'm hoping that you can still see me.

31:46But all the comments have stopped.

31:48So I can't read your comments.

31:49I'm sorry.

31:50Sorry.

31:51It's just not working.

31:52But for now, I'm going to ring Carrie-Anne from David.

31:57David has asked me to ring Carrie-Anne.

32:13This is the Vodafone voice note.

32:15Gift off.

32:18Gift off.

32:20So I'm sorry I can't see your comments.

32:22I'm just going to crack on and do some calls, okay?

32:26So I'm just going to ring a lot of people.

32:29I'm going to ring Wayne from Keller.

32:31Keller has asked me to ring Wayne.

32:34Bruce Wayne.

32:35Snark.

32:37No error.

32:43No one's answering.

32:47No one's answering.

33:01Wayne's not there.

33:04Wayne's not there.

33:06So trying someone else.

33:09I've got an itch.

33:11I've got an itch.

33:14I've got an itch on my leg now.

33:17Near my bum.

33:18So I'm going to ring Karen from Brandon.

33:23This might be Karen, who's seen school, the best school I've ever seen.

33:27Welcome to the O2 messages.

33:29But Karen's not answering.

33:31He's not answering.

33:34Can't make him answer, can I?

33:36Can't make him answer.

33:39But after this, after this, I will be going live on Facebook.

33:45So make sure you go and like my page.

33:48We've got over 2.25 million followers now.

33:52Thank you so much.

33:54And we're going to be going live after that with supporters.

33:59So if you're not a supporter, it's fine.

34:02But it's good if you are a supporter, because you get a guaranteed call on Facebook as a supporter.

34:07So thank you so much.

34:10We are going to ring Katrina.

34:16Oh, Katrina answers.

34:31This is the vote.

34:32Nope.

34:34King Stupid 609 said, Tim, you are my new pet shoe on Minecraft.

34:42No joke.

34:43I named him Tim.

34:47Always wanted to be a pet shoe.

34:52I'm going to ring Abba.

34:55So I'm just going to ring Abba.

34:58Ringing Abba.

35:02Leo Vlogs said, he's hilarious.

35:07I love it.

35:08Thank you very much, Leo Vlogs.

35:10Thank you very much.

35:11But just going to ring again.

35:14It's not going to be 0-2 message.

35:16No one's got the phones on.

35:18Everyone's got mobile phones, but everyone has them switched off.

35:21Why?

35:22Why?

35:23Turn them on.

35:24Turn them on.

35:26Turn them on.

35:27Simple, isn't it?

35:31Cracking on.

35:32I'm going to ring Lauren.

35:36I'm going to ring Lauren's dad, Chris, from Lauren.

35:42It's better not swear.

35:44I can't have any Chris swearing.

35:54Might be having his tea.

35:55Fat pig.

35:59This is the Vodafone.

36:00For everyone's on Vodafone.

36:03I know that much.

36:04Wow.

36:06Everyone's on Vodafone.

36:10I'm cracking on.

36:12Let's ring Martin.

36:15Ringing Martin.

36:19Welcome to the O2 message.

36:23No one wants me to ring them, but they are sending me the numbers for me to ring.

36:29I'm not going to ring on my number.

36:32I'm going to withhold it.

36:34Because I'm having people ringing me.

36:35Let's see if Pauline answers.

36:38The full-bile moon.

36:40Did you get it?

36:41Full-bile moon.

36:42Full-bile moon.

36:43Mobile phone.

36:44Full-bile moon.

36:49Hello?

36:50Hello?

36:51Hello?

36:52Is that Pauline?

36:56Pauline, it's me.

36:58It's Tim.

36:59I'm three-nilly six.

37:00Are you okay?

37:03Hi, Tim.

37:04How are you?

37:05I'm okay.

37:06What are you doing?

37:08Painting.

37:08That's what I'm doing.

37:09I'm painting.

37:10Pain?

37:11Painting.

37:12Oh, painting.

37:13I thought you said painting.

37:15Oh, I could ring back.

37:19No, I'm painting my kitchen.

37:20Nothing exciting.

37:22What have you been up to today?

37:23I've just been doing some pictures and doing cards, wishing loads of people Happy Father's

37:31Day, because I can't do it myself.

37:33I don't know my real dad.

37:37Well, where are you living?

37:39You sound Scottish.

37:41Way up in the Highlands of Scotland, up at Speyside.

37:46Where?

37:47Near Elgin.

37:48Right up.

37:50Right?

37:51In between Inverness and Aberdeen.

37:53Wow, that is right up, isn't it?

37:55It is.

37:56It is right up.

37:56Wow.

37:58Yeah.

37:58I'm surprised you've got phone signal that you're that high up.

38:03Sometimes it is tricky.

38:05Oh, my God.

38:06I bet you're still watching Brookside.

38:12I bet you're still watching Brookside.

38:14So, what else have you been doing today over than painting?

38:19Nothing, just painting all day.

38:21Painting all day yesterday.

38:23Painting all day a day.

38:24Nothing exciting.

38:25I'll be the kitchen flipping out.

38:31Oh, my God.

38:33So, what colour are you doing in your kitchen?

38:36White.

38:37Nothing exciting.

38:38White.

38:39White?

38:40Yep.

38:41No colour?

38:42Nope.

38:43White.

38:44Oh, my God.

38:45I'm doing one feature wall, though.

38:47A grey feature wall.

38:48So, you're doing white and then grey?

38:51Yep.

38:52And then I'm having a big transfer on my grey wall.

38:54Yep.

38:55A big what?

38:56Transfer.

38:57Oh, a big transfer.

38:58What does the transfer say?

39:00It doesn't say anything.

39:02It's a big flower thing.

39:03Oh, a big flower?

39:05Yeah.

39:05Oh, that sounds really nice.

39:08Yes.

39:09It'll probably be nice when it's finished.

39:11Yeah.

39:11So, have you done all the painting yourself?

39:14I have.

39:15I have.

39:16Oh, my God.

39:17You're like a proper real-life Laurence Llewellyn Bowen, aren't you?

39:25Oh, my God.

39:27Right, well, listen, good luck with your painting.

39:30I just thought I'd ring and just say hi.

39:33Thanks for calling.

39:34That's okay.

39:35Keep watching my videos and stay safe.

39:38I will.

39:39I'll see you.

39:39All right.

39:40I'll see you soon, okay?

39:41Thanks for calling.

39:42Love you.

39:43See you.

39:44Love you.

39:44Bye.

39:45Love you.

39:45Bye.

39:48Just paint in the kitchen.

39:50Paint in the kitchen.

39:51White.

39:52And then with a grey feature wall.

39:55Mmm.

39:57Very nice.

39:57Right, listen.

39:58I'm going to go.

39:59I'm going to get off here because I can't see any of the comments.

40:03I'm dead, dead, sorry.

40:04Don't know what's going on.

40:05But after this, I'm going live on Facebook about 8 o'clock.

40:10So make sure you get on there.

40:12Tiny Tim's Adventures.

40:13Give it a like.

40:15If you don't subscribe, please do.

40:17Turn on your notifications.

40:19And I'm also on TikTok.

40:23Dribbling.

40:24I'm also on TikTok.

40:25Tiny Tim's Adventure.

40:27Make sure you go and subscribe and follow on TikTok.

40:30Instagram, tinytim.adventures.

40:33So get on there.

40:34It's just seeing a lot of stuff that I don't really put on YouTube.

40:37So go on there.

40:39See some other stuff.

40:40And I will be back on tomorrow.

40:42So make sure you're tuning back in.

40:44But for now, I'll see you in a bit.

40:47Stay safe.

40:48See you tomorrow.

40:49I love you.

40:49Bye.

40:51Bye.

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