00:00Hello, Hectorian. Hi, is that the hair people?
00:04Yeah, it's Hectorian. Can I help you?
00:06Yeah, I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:09Something's gone on with my hair.
00:12Okay.
00:12It's not growing proper at the front.
00:15Don't know what's going on. It's like I'm Benjamin Button.
00:18It's like I'm growing old to young.
00:21Really?
00:21Yeah, it looks like a Mathis McDonald sign.
00:25That's not good at all, is it?
00:27Can you fix it?
00:28I think we might be able to do that.
00:30If you use our product, we'll be able to make your hair look nice and thick.
00:33But I think you might have to ask your mummy about it.
00:35Is your mummy dead?
00:36She's in bed.
00:37She's fast asleep, snoring her head off.
00:40Really?
00:40Yeah.
00:41What are you looking after then?
00:42My dog.
00:43Your dog's looking after you.
00:44My dog's called Oscar and he's Mathis and he's Ginger.
00:48Well, I've got a dog called Oscar that's Ginger, that's funny.
00:51Oh my God, we're like twins.
00:54Because my dog's Ginger.
00:56I thought of shaving my dog and sticking the hair on my head so it looks like I've got a
01:00fringe.
01:01I don't think you need to do that.
01:03What can I do?
01:04Get some of all the products and sprinkle it on your hair and it might make the bit of hair
01:08you've got there look thicker.
01:10Have you sprinkled some of your products on my mum because she looks proper thick?
01:15Maybe your mummy will like it too.
01:17It might make her look nice.
01:19I doubt it.
01:20You need a lot of that.
01:21Oh, you're poor mummy.
01:22Poor me.
01:23My uncle Barrett, he's got a little bit of a missing bit of hair.
01:28I think he might like this thing for his hair as well.
01:30So you can put it on his head.
01:31He used to come round.
01:33He used to play wrestling with my mum.
01:35He used to ask me if I want to be the referee.
01:38No thanks.
01:39Yeah, I don't want to be involved with that nonsense.
01:42That doesn't sound very nice, does it?
01:45He's got a little bit of hair missing right on the top.
01:48It looks like he's got an egg in the nest.
01:51Well, I'm sure if Uncle Barry used this product, he'd look nicer too.
01:55My uncle Barry might use your products for something else.
02:00Well, I think he'd be fine just using it on his head.
02:02Right, because he's got plants in the attic and if he puts your product on the plants, it'll look like
02:07there's more, won't there?
02:09I wonder what he's doing with them in the attic.
02:10He goes up all the time, he makes sure that they're alright.
02:13And then every few weeks, he comes down with a big bin bag full of them.
02:17And he goes and sees his mate, Smackhead Steve.
02:22Smackhead Steve's proper bold.
02:24I was just going to say, has Smackhead Steve got any hair?
02:27No, he's got no hair, no teeth.
02:29He shouts at buses and he chases pigeons.
02:31That is a bit strange, isn't it?
02:33Proper strange, yeah.
02:35With your hair magic or all, does it just work on your head or can you put it in different
02:41parts of your body?
02:42I think you'd better just stick it to your head.
02:44I was going to do a Natasha.
02:47You could put it into your mushytash or your beard to make it look like you've got more.
02:50So, has your mummy been in bed all day?
02:52Oh yeah.
02:53You'll have to tell her to have a look on the website.
02:55I'm not really allowed on Google because once I went on and I've seen some boobies.
03:00Oh no, that's not good, is it?
03:02Uncle Barry left the page on that he was on before.
03:06That's a bit naughty.
03:07I looked at him for a little bit, not too long.
03:10And I thought, hmm.
03:13Well, when mummy gets up, tell her to Google Hair Pourium Studio.
03:17She can have a look what colour she can get for you.
03:19And see if I can get some ginger hair and then I can get myself a fringe.
03:24Yeah, that sounds brilliant.
03:26When I get a fringe, I can whip it back and forth.
03:30You'll have to send us a picture.
03:31I will do.
03:33But just of my hair though, because a lot of people ask me for pictures.
03:37Just of your fringe.
03:38Yeah, and hopefully, when my Uncle Barry comes around and he sees that I've got a fringe.
03:42He won't recognise me.
03:43No, he won't.
03:44He's on his head as well and make him look better.
03:47And I put some up his nose so he gets proper long nasal hair.
03:52Oh, you are silly.
03:54Is it expensive to get it?
03:56It's not expensive, no.
03:58But I don't know whether you'll have enough pocket money.
04:00We'll get 67p a week.
04:02Smashing it.
04:03Sometimes we have special offers on and you save up all your pocket money.
04:06I'll be able to do my hair, my tash and my chest.
04:10So I'll look dead sexy.
04:12You will.
04:13She will.
04:14She will.
04:15She's going to love me.
04:16She will.
04:17I'm sure she will.
04:18I'm going to be wafting my hair about.
04:21Well.
04:21Are you missing her with lockdown?
04:22Yeah, I miss Chardonnay.
04:24I don't miss her teeth.
04:25Why?
04:26What's her teeth like?
04:27She's got summer teeth.
04:49like he's got a good head of hair
04:58you are right i'm gonna go and i'm gonna get some so thank you very much all right thank you
05:04see you in a bit love you love you love you bye bye
05:10i'm gonna get a fringe
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