00:00And then the next thing I know, I'm just hearing someone say,
00:03Oh, she's fainted. Someone, she's fainted.
00:05It was a musical.
00:08You'll never get this.
00:22So close.
00:25Preliminary evidence.
00:26When I was a child, I had an alter ego named Jeff.
00:31I believe this fully.
00:33I was once hospitalized for eating too many bananas.
00:40When I was a child, I used to collect curtain tassels.
00:45That one's definitely true.
00:47That one's totally true.
00:49Do you still have all those tassels?
00:51Uh, no.
00:52Do your parents have those tassels?
00:53No.
00:54Where do you get the tassels from?
00:55Uh, just, uh, the shop, like a, like a department store.
01:00Did you take them off of curtains?
01:03There was an armchair in my living room when I was a kid, which was sort of like default my
01:09chair for watching telly.
01:10And it was next to the curtains, and sometimes I would just, um, get distracted and sort of like, it
01:16was probably just like a comfort thing.
01:18Nice feeling in the hands.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Okay.
01:20And so then I think I, um...
01:22What was Jeff's vibe?
01:24Jeff?
01:25Well, where do I begin?
01:26Um, Jeff was, uh, to my mind, an international rock star and also professional wrestler.
01:37Yeah.
01:37Why Jeff?
01:38I just thought it was a good name.
01:40Yeah.
01:40I just thought it was a strong name.
01:41Strong name.
01:42Do you even like bananas?
01:43Not anymore, actually, funnily enough.
01:46Not anymore.
01:47After that incident.
01:53I'm glad you're just so weird.
01:55I can't decide which one it is.
01:57He eats oranges.
01:58Oh, right.
01:59And a hell of a lot of chicken.
02:01What?
02:02You eat so much chicken.
02:04No, no, I don't.
02:05You surely do.
02:06You do.
02:06The first place you took me when I went to England was Nando's.
02:09Yeah, but come on.
02:11I'm only human, you know?
02:13Okay.
02:13I think I have to go bananas.
02:15Okay.
02:16Yeah, let's do bananas.
02:22The bananas.
02:23Yes!
02:24Thank God for that.
02:24Yes.
02:25I would be so annoyed if you were like, my alter ego's name was Joe.
02:30Yeah, that would be so annoying.
02:41Oh, thank you.
02:44My heart's pounding really fast.
02:46Preliminary evidence.
02:48I was a sign spinner for a burrito chain called Mucho Burrito.
02:54I wet myself in the lighting box of the National Theatre.
02:59True.
03:02I called St. David's in Cardiff to see if they'd host my wedding.
03:07Mucho Burrito was like one of the first things you ever told me.
03:09That I was a sign spinner on it, though.
03:11I thought I told you that I made burritos.
03:14Oh.
03:14No, I think you told me this.
03:16That I would spin signs.
03:17In confidence.
03:18Yeah, I think so.
03:20This was a girl crush.
03:21You wet yourself in the box of the National Theatre, yeah.
03:24Mmm.
03:24With the cutters load.
03:25Why did you wet yourself?
03:26Because I wanted to see my mom.
03:27Like, I didn't want to miss anything that she was doing on the stage.
03:31I was so excited to see her.
03:33And then I wet myself.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35In the lighting box of the National Theatre.
03:37And what happened then?
03:38They had spare clothes at the National.
03:41So it was like warm-up clothes.
03:42Oh, yeah.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Cute.
03:43But I was like 10.
03:45When did you call St. David's?
03:48So, my wedding planner called them for me.
03:52And asked if they did weddings and if they did block higher outs of rooms.
03:56Because I thought, like, if I could have exclusive hire of a hotel, St. David's might be one I could
04:02do.
04:06I can see it.
04:11We think the lie is...
04:14It's that you called...
04:16St. David's.
04:17Yes.
04:18For your wedding.
04:20Wedding.
04:26It's a lie.
04:31They know.
04:32You said you had a good one.
04:34Yeah, you were like, oh, it's good.
04:35You're like, I've got a sad favorite lie.
04:36You'll never get this.
04:38Okay, I'm sorry.
04:39What?
04:40In what world?
04:41And there's nothing wrong with St. David's.
04:42We should also say.
04:43No, yeah, there's nothing wrong with St. David's.
04:45We just know that, like...
04:49It's a really, like...
04:50It's a very fine establishment.
04:52It's lovely.
04:53It's just we know that that's not the place that...
04:55It's just not your vine.
05:02And you know everything that there is to know about me.
05:09Preliminary evidence.
05:10I once fainted on the street.
05:18I once fainted on a plane.
05:21Oh.
05:22Oh, there's a thing.
05:23I once fainted in a classroom.
05:26Wow, that was...
05:27incredibly boring.
05:30So you once fainted on the street.
05:32What street was it?
05:33It was some street in Soho.
05:36Laid down in the middle of the street and fainted.
05:38And when I came...
05:39You lay down first.
05:39I gathered in the end that I laid down because I didn't, like, hurt myself.
05:43So you didn't faint at all.
05:44You fell asleep on the street.
05:46I...
05:47I...
05:47I fainted in the middle of the street.
05:48You felt faint.
05:49And you decided to sit down.
05:52And then the plane, what happened there?
05:54I woke up and we were about to land and I was like, oh my god, I'm really hot.
05:58And then the next thing I know, I'm just hearing someone say, oh, she's fainted.
06:02Someone, she's fainted.
06:03It was a musical.
06:05And I was like, somebody fainted?
06:06That's weird.
06:07And then I was like, what is that whimpering?
06:08And I was like, god, my face kind of hurts.
06:10And I realized I was just face down on the carpet going like this.
06:16Classroom, quickly, what happened?
06:17Yes, second grade, science class.
06:19They were dissecting, like, a frog or something.
06:23Again, the next thing I know is I'm just being picked up.
06:25And then they took me to, like, the nurse's office or whatever.
06:29Taylor's oldest time.
06:34Do you remember her telling us at GQ that she'd fainted on the plane?
06:38That one feels unnecessarily specific otherwise.
06:42She would have told us that she'd fainted on the plane.
06:46Maybe she did and we just forgot about it.
06:48Like, terrible friends.
06:50I mean, we simply...
06:51She definitely would have been like, I fainted on the plane.
06:53I think the third one is the lie.
06:54I think the frogs.
07:00Oh, the third one is the lie.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:03We all got it right.
07:05We all got it right.
07:06Of course we did.
07:07We love each other so much.
07:09Thanks for watching, Elle.
07:11You can stream Industry on Macs right now.
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