00:00I had been food poisoned, and I was myself.
00:04Can I say that?
00:05On Elle?
00:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07That doesn't make sense, Anna.
00:09No.
00:11Damn.
00:22Oh, it's well.
00:24Oh.
00:25This is the hardest part.
00:27Preliminary evidence.
00:29One of my favorite movies is Titanic.
00:32OK.
00:35I was once stuck in an elevator with Lindsay Lohan.
00:39Milo Ventimiglia and I were roommates.
00:43OK, I know he was roommates with Milo Ventimiglia.
00:45Oh, so you know this.
00:46I know you were.
00:47Are you sure?
00:50You said it at some point.
00:51You definitely said that to me at some point
00:53in the five months where we spoke every day.
00:56OK, OK, OK.
00:58Why do you like Titanic so much?
01:01It's highly watchable.
01:03So we're a lot of things.
01:07Well, OK, so in the romantic scheme,
01:12in the romantic iconography of watching something that's
01:16romantic, right?
01:17Mm-hmm.
01:17This is convincing, right?
01:18We're with you.
01:18We're here.
01:19We're swimming in it.
01:21It's just the best of its kind.
01:23You know what I mean?
01:23It is.
01:24It's the best of its kind.
01:25That's just a lie.
01:25Aw.
01:26I want to know more about Lindsay Lohan.
01:30What happened?
01:30So it was eight minutes.
01:32And actually, it's funny.
01:33When you guys were talking about, what's it called,
01:35horoscope earlier, we ended up talking about our horoscopes.
01:40Horoscopes.
01:41Yeah.
01:45OK, I think I know.
01:48I think that Lindsay Lohan's a lie.
01:50Really?
01:51I don't know.
01:51I kind of can see them.
01:52I also think that Titanic is a lie.
01:55Titanic for me is a total BS.
01:56Is a lie?
01:57BS.
01:58You think it's Titanic?
01:59I think it's Titanic.
02:00OK, I think it's Titanic, too.
02:01OK, Titanic's the lie.
02:08It is one of my favorite movies.
02:10The lie was Lindsay Lohan.
02:11You were on to it.
02:12Damn.
02:12You were right.
02:13I'm sorry that you came over to my side.
02:15I can't believe I got that.
02:17I was just like, there's no way they're going to believe me.
02:19There's no way.
02:19You really liked Titanic.
02:20I even looked up her sign.
02:23Oh, wow.
02:23You really?
02:24Yeah, I did.
02:24I did feel like you were too prepared.
02:26You were very prepared for that answer.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Yeah.
02:36Oh, there's something beside your head.
02:37Oh, God.
02:40Let's see here.
02:41OK.
02:43Preliminary evidence.
02:45I was a pageant queen.
02:49I used to be a youth Elvis impersonator.
02:54And my great grandfather was a nude model.
02:58I got to say, I have no idea.
03:00What was your grandfather's name?
03:02I actually don't know my great grandfather's name.
03:04I know it was something Italian.
03:05He was a nude model.
03:06OK, I believe that.
03:06No, I believe that.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Something like Giacomo, Giuseppe.
03:09What did he model?
03:10He just modeled nude for people to paint him or photograph him?
03:13He was a nude model.
03:15Would people paint him?
03:16They would.
03:17I think he did it to make money.
03:18OK.
03:19Well, what else would he have done it for?
03:20Just for fun.
03:21Back then?
03:22Because he had a nice ass?
03:23I don't know.
03:24Maybe.
03:25If it was like a thing if he was bored.
03:26Yeah.
03:27It was in Italy?
03:28Upstate New York.
03:29I believe that.
03:30Pageant queen.
03:31OK, what was the name of the pageant?
03:32I was a hometown pageant queen.
03:33Oh, OK.
03:34What's your hometown?
03:35I got the crown and the sash.
03:36It was Pittman.
03:37Pittman.
03:38Were you Miss Pittman?
03:39Miss Pittman.
03:40I can see that.
03:41The other one was Elvis.
03:42I used to be a youth Elvis impersonator.
03:44So a youth Elvis impersonator.
03:45How old were you?
03:46So like, small children.
03:47It was like five, six-year-olds was the competition.
03:49She's good.
03:50What was your favorite song to sing?
03:51All Shook Up.
03:52I believe it.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Can I hear it now?
03:55All Shook Up.
03:57I liked the way the voice felt.
03:59Do you know what I mean?
04:01I love this.
04:04I think it's Elvis, but I really don't know.
04:07She got very excited when we got to that question.
04:10I think that she wanted to explain it.
04:12Like, she's been thinking about it.
04:14I think this is going to be a great lie.
04:15That's the best tell I have, because that was the way
04:17I felt about mine.
04:18OK.
04:19It's the Elvis one.
04:20I agree.
04:21I think it's...
04:21That you were not a youth Elvis impersonator?
04:23A youth Elvis impersonator.
04:24I think that's the lie.
04:30It was not a youth Elvis impersonator,
04:32but I wish I was.
04:34Oh, great job.
04:35I wish I had been.
04:36That was a really good one, though.
04:38It was good.
04:39It was really good.
04:39And I got to say, Mettie, you really...
04:41The delivery was on, but I was just...
04:42I did prepare.
04:43I've been here.
04:44I've been here.
04:45Yeah.
04:45I know what she's doing.
04:46But you were a pageant queen, for sure.
04:48I was Miss Pittman in 2010.
04:49So cool.
04:56Improv, you've got...
04:57Whoa!
04:58God, you scared me.
05:02Preliminary evidence.
05:04I once got locked in the bathroom of my trailer, naked and without my cell phone.
05:09That sounds like Anna.
05:12Sean Penn once confused my hotel room with his own.
05:16Huh.
05:17I used to play the ukulele, but once I got COVID, I completely forgot how to play.
05:22Okay.
05:23Um...
05:24In what city were you working for?
05:26I was in Mexico City.
05:27Okay.
05:28And I got locked in my locked trailer without my clothes on, and my cell phone was outside
05:34on the coffee table, and I had been food poisoned, and I was shitting myself.
05:39Can I say that?
05:40On L?
05:41Yeah.
05:42What did you work on with Sean Penn?
05:43Sorry.
05:44Yeah.
05:45No, that doesn't mean that they were working together.
05:46Yeah.
05:47I was in Cape Town, South Africa, and he was shooting something else.
05:51And it was like two or three in the morning, and I felt my door was shaking, and I went
05:55to the door, and I looked through the keyhole, and all I saw was a blurry Sean Penn face.
06:00And he was staying in the room next to me.
06:02You know, maybe.
06:03Whatever.
06:04What's the third one?
06:05The last one is I used to play the ukulele.
06:06What did you play in the ukulele?
06:07I'm sorry.
06:08I'm just kidding.
06:09Many a song.
06:10Many a song.
06:11Little ditties.
06:12I wasn't very good.
06:13I wasn't great, but I loved playing it.
06:14I played it in a play off-Broadway once.
06:15I played my ukulele.
06:17What the hell?
06:18And then I really loved doing it, and now I can't play anymore.
06:20And I have it sitting in my bedroom, and I try sometimes, and it's really hard.
06:23I can't do it.
06:24Okay.
06:25You don't know how to play a C?
06:27No.
06:28I...
06:29It's like...
06:30What do you think?
06:31I...
06:32It's hard to say, but I think it's the second one, because I think what I started also
06:36to realize is that you don't want to both lie first or last.
06:40That's true.
06:41That's what I'm thinking.
06:42That's what I'm thinking.
06:43That's true.
06:44I'm just deducing here.
06:45We're going Sean Penn.
06:46You sure?
06:47Yes.
06:48Penn, we're going Sean Penn.
06:49Okay.
06:54The lie is I used to play the ukulele.
06:56Damn!
06:57And once I got COVID, I forgot how.
06:58That sounds so...
06:59Sorry.
07:00That is a lie, right?
07:01It's a lie.
07:02Because it sounds so dumb.
07:03That is a lie.
07:04I was just sort of like, that can't be a lie, because that doesn't make sense.
07:08It doesn't make sense.
07:10No, I definitely made it up.
07:12When you told the Sean Penn story, you seemed to get nervous in a way that you were just
07:15like, oh, I don't have details.
07:16Um...
07:17I was doing that on purpose to throw you off.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Wow.
07:20I have so many details about that.
07:21I'm like, wow, okay.
07:22I feel like I was successful at this game.
07:23Come on.
07:24Yeah, you were.
07:25The flyer is on account.
07:26Well, thank you.
07:27Well, technically, I also won.
07:28What?
07:29Thanks for watching.
07:31You can stream you at any time now on Netflix.
07:55Bye.
07:56Bye.
07:57Bye.
07:58Bye.
07:59Bye.
08:00Bye.
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