00:00It's better to be like, can I eat the Bay Breeze?
00:02It just tastes bad.
00:03But the look.
00:03Give me Bay Breeze as a look.
00:05There it is.
00:07I don't have to say anything.
00:08Oh, let's turn that off.
00:10I didn't think this through.
00:20Oh.
00:24Preliminary evidence.
00:26Here we go.
00:27I have an autographed Zac Efron baseball.
00:30Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers gave me $50 once.
00:35I peed my pants in second grade and watched another girl clean it up thinking that it
00:40was water.
00:41I think that all of these are truth adjacent.
00:44I think there's going to be like a weird detail, like maybe Chad Smith gave him $25 instead
00:48of $50.
00:49You know what I mean?
00:50Don't you think if he had something signed by Zac Efron?
00:53Why would it be a baseball?
00:54It would be a basketball?
00:55All I can think of is get your head in a game song.
00:57Get your head in the game and he wasn't even in that.
00:59Where did you receive this baseball?
01:00At my house.
01:01At your house?
01:02Yeah, yeah.
01:03It was at my house.
01:04They gave it to you directly?
01:05My mom's friend worked on the greens department on a movie that he was doing in BC.
01:10Is this movie out yet?
01:11Oh, it's been out.
01:12Zac Efron playing baseball in a movie.
01:14Yep.
01:15Was that Charlie St. Cloud?
01:16Yeah.
01:17It's lame that you know that.
01:19Thank you very much.
01:20But it's lame of me to have it.
01:22What was the $50 for?
01:23Just for being myself.
01:24No.
01:25No.
01:26He didn't just give you money.
01:27He had a per diem and gave me 50 bucks.
01:29I think I have rumblings of maybe you telling me about this cleanup story.
01:33You must have been very hydrated if you thought it was water.
01:35At the time, drinking a lot of water.
01:38Did you have a lot of coffee?
01:39It's a bit of a diuretic.
01:40Oh, shit.
01:41I didn't even talk.
01:42Great job.
01:43Oh, man.
01:44I think you guys got the answer.
01:48It's just very specific to say, like, I peed my pants and then I watched another girl clean
01:53it up if it didn't happen.
01:55Wouldn't it have been seen that you were drenched?
01:58I don't have to say anything.
01:59We feel good about Charlie St. Cloud of it all.
02:01I feel great about Charlie St. Cloud of it all.
02:03Okay.
02:04Then, yeah, I think the middle.
02:05That is our final verdict.
02:06Chad.
02:07Chad, we think that you did not receive $50 for Chad Smith at six years old.
02:09I did not.
02:10Oh!
02:11You know who did?
02:12My brother, Nick.
02:13Oh, see?
02:14Truth of Jason.
02:15The Red Hot Chili Peppers were playing a show in Vancouver and he had his per diem.
02:28My family friend Atticus and my brother were standing on the street.
02:31They were probably, like, eight years old.
02:33And he went up to both of them and was like, hey, gave them each 50 bucks.
02:36He is a cool guy.
02:37Preliminary evidence.
02:48I accidentally said, what the hell, in front of my first grade class and then cried under
02:55my desk.
02:56I find most 80s horror movies to be pretty insufferable.
03:01I pretend to like the taste of mezcal because it seems like a cool person drink.
03:08You said, what the hell, and it was an accident.
03:11Why would you say it was an accident?
03:13There was this girl who put stickers all over her face and turned around and the reveal
03:16was like, ooh, what the hell?
03:18And it was in front of the class by the chalkboard.
03:20It wasn't that, like, you read it out loud or something.
03:22No, no, no, no, no.
03:23It was a reaction.
03:24It was like a from the soul reaction.
03:25And you cried because...
03:27I got in trouble.
03:28I got embarrassed.
03:29I was like, we don't say that.
03:30Shame.
03:31You're shamed.
03:32Yeah, I felt shamed.
03:33And the next one was...
03:34Oh, yeah.
03:35That most 80s horror movies are insufferable.
03:36I find 80s horror movies pretty insufferable.
03:37I just don't have a good time when I'm watching them.
03:40None of them.
03:41I just can't deal with the cheese, man.
03:43Like the thing?
03:44I just find it so not scary and I was so annoyed every time somebody would be like,
03:48are you ready to shit yourself?
03:49And then I was like, this is the dorkiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
03:52Right.
03:53And maybe that's the charm.
03:54When's the last time you had mezcal, would you say?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I had mezcal the last time I had a drink.
03:58Oh, really?
03:59Okay.
04:00Would you say you enjoyed that drink?
04:01Yeah.
04:02I would say that I enjoyed that drink.
04:03Yeah, you would say it.
04:04I would say it.
04:05I would say it.
04:06But secretly inside, you were thinking...
04:08I just think it tastes like feet.
04:11Oh, man.
04:15I totally believe that he would think that some 80s horror movies were bad.
04:19Yeah.
04:20You said that with conviction.
04:21And didn't like them.
04:22And the mezcal thing, I totally believe too.
04:24I absolutely believe it.
04:25I totally believe those two.
04:27I mean, I feel like it must be the first one.
04:29I also believe that, like, that you could have cried under your desk at some point.
04:34That was common.
04:35I think he could either love mezcal.
04:37Or why would you order it if you don't like it?
04:39I think it would look fucking cool.
04:40It's a cool drink.
04:43It's better to be like, can I have a Bay Breeze?
04:46It just tastes bad.
04:47But the look.
04:48Give me Bay Breeze as a look.
04:49There it is.
04:50Our final answer is what the hell.
04:53The what the hell story.
05:00I do like mezcal.
05:01I knew it!
05:03You know why I specified that?
05:04Because my girlfriend and our best friend think that I am lying.
05:09They think I don't like it and that I'm trying to do it to be cool.
05:11My instinct was right.
05:12You're already so cool.
05:13Come on.
05:14My instinct was totally right.
05:15Yeah, yeah.
05:16I should have chased the instinct.
05:17Yeah.
05:18I heard what the hell on Law & Order.
05:19You weren't allowed to watch SpongeBob SquarePants.
05:20You were allowed to watch Law & Order.
05:21Well, my mom would be watching it.
05:22It was on in the morning.
05:23I remember in Law & Order, I remember hearing,
05:25you son of a bitch!
05:26And my mom going, oh, let's turn that off.
05:28I like the idea of you waking up to the sound of Anthony Anderson.
05:31So what do we got?
05:41God, she thinks she's so innocent.
05:42She thinks it's so cool.
05:43Preliminary evidence.
05:44I won the state spelling bee in the third grade.
05:48Believable.
05:49Totally.
05:50After watching The Little Mermaid,
05:51I only answered to the name Ariel for a month.
05:54Oh.
05:55Believable.
05:56Also very believable.
05:57It's so cute.
05:58I had a pet duck named Peep.
06:01Peep's a name for a chick, not a duck.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Case closed.
06:05That's a name for a chick.
06:06I could have a dog and name my dog Cat.
06:08There's not enough juxtaposition for it to be a bit.
06:10It just sounds like a misunderstanding of the noise that baby ducks make.
06:13They say quack.
06:14Therefore.
06:15Therefore.
06:16Therefore she should have named it quack.
06:19Okay.
06:20So state spelling bee.
06:21Winning word.
06:22Chrysanthemum.
06:23Spell it.
06:24Now?
06:25Right now.
06:26Oh God.
06:27C.
06:28H.
06:29R.
06:30Y.
06:31She could have known at one point in her life.
06:32S-A-N-T-H-E-M-U-M.
06:34I don't know how to spell chrysanthemum.
06:38Okay.
06:39And this duck.
06:40Uh-huh.
06:41Was it like yours?
06:42Or was it like something that you nicknamed?
06:43I had a pond in the backyard.
06:44Okay.
06:45And my dad raised ducks.
06:46Okay.
06:47And what was the other one?
06:48So aerial for a month meaning?
06:49I was quite young when it came out.
06:51Five or six probably.
06:52Yes, of course.
06:53Quite young.
06:54Yeah.
06:55That was my identity for a month.
06:56The time frame is suspicious to me.
06:57I think a month to commit to any bigger.
06:59I think a month has ended.
07:00And then it was like, you know, your parents put it to bed.
07:02I think that either the aerial one's a lie or the spelling bee one's a lie.
07:11I just think the duration of the aerial is surprising to me.
07:14But you're a committed person.
07:15This is true.
07:16Is this the same situation where it's-
07:17Is it an adjacent truth?
07:18Where it's like, oh, duck.
07:19It's like, oh, I actually didn't have ducks.
07:21I had chickens.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Because peep is a chick's name.
07:24Right.
07:27Aerial's the lie.
07:32I did not participate in the spelling bee or any spelling bee ever.
07:39I should have trusted my gut when she couldn't spell chrysanthemum.
07:41Yeah.
07:42That was pretty obvious.
07:43I didn't think this through very hard.
07:45That was such a good grill, too.
07:46It's the perfect question to ask.
07:47Chrysanthemum is a long word for third grade.
07:49It's a long word, hard for third grade, and she couldn't spell it.
07:52Is it C-H?
07:53I didn't say anything I could.
07:54C-H-R-Y.
07:55Chrysanthemum.
07:56I-S-T-M-A-S for Santa Christmas.
08:01Thanks so much for watching.
08:02And check out Stranger Things season five on Netflix.
08:05Don't mess with him or else he'll go crazy.
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