00:00My buddy, being ex-military,
00:03he's ready for the end of the world, this guy.
00:05He's got a lot of weapons at the house.
00:08He's got a compound bow and arrow.
00:11Now, if you don't know anything about a compound bow,
00:13the arrow travels at about 300 yards per second.
00:16You could take out a giraffe, no problem.
00:20He's got this thing in the house.
00:21I go, John, what the hell you got this in the house for?
00:25He's like, you kidding me?
00:29It's for home invasion.
00:33Home invasion.
00:35Could you imagine the poor bastard
00:39that breaks into my buddy's house?
00:43As a burglar, you can't even prepare for something like that.
00:48The burglar thinks nobody's home.
00:51He comes through a kitchen window.
00:55My buddy hears him.
00:57He gets out his bow and arrow.
01:12The burglar's in the living room.
01:15He suspects nothing.
01:17He's stealing valuables.
01:20Then, out of nowhere.
01:29Do you know the mind fuck on this?
01:36The burglar has to process,
01:37I got an arrow hanging out of my chest right now.
01:42Did I break into an Apache's house?
01:47Are there Indians here?
01:48Is this a casino?
01:49No!
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