00:00It's a different feeling when your doorbell rings today, opposed to 20 years ago, right?
00:0420 years ago, your doorbell rang? That was a happy moment in your house.
00:10It's called company.
00:13Your doorbell rang? The whole family shot off the couch.
00:16Oh my God!
00:18Put the lights on! Somebody's here!
00:21We got people!
00:25The kids were in socks, they slid up to the door.
00:32You just opened up the door, you were like, oh my God, look at this.
00:39What the hell are you doing here?
00:42And the person would be like, I was in the neighborhood.
00:46They're like, oh, come on in.
00:49We're gonna have some cake.
00:53She made an announcement when she bought it.
00:56She's like, listen, nobody touch this cake.
00:59This is for company only.
01:01Those crap muffins, those are for you, Pete.
01:04She put her cake in the middle of the table, proud of it.
01:08And she put it right in the middle.
01:09Cut yourself a slice.
01:12Want a cup of coffee?
01:13Want some Sanka?
01:18Yeah, that's old school.
01:20A lot of the young kids are looking at me like, what is that, an iPhone app?
01:27Now your doorbell rings?
01:31It's like, what the fuck?
01:45All right, your own mother's crawling across the kitchen floor.
01:49Get down, my army crawl.
01:51Army crawl, get in the closet.
01:54Go get the sword in the living room.
01:56Somebody get the sword underneath the couch in the living room.
01:58There's a sword.
01:59You invite anybody over, you invite anybody over.
02:03There's always that person upstairs that didn't hear the bell.
02:07They come walking down.
02:09What the hell is going on?
02:10Get the hell down.
02:11Somebody's outside.
02:13They're at the door.
02:14I think they saw movement.
02:17You can't stop by anybody's house anymore.
02:21If you do, you have to call from the driveway.
02:27You're like, I'm here.
02:28Can I approach?
02:32It's me and three other people.
02:33We're going to walk up through the side.
02:36Is that your mother with a sword?
02:38Why did she have a sword?
02:39I know.
02:40We're going to walk up through the side.
02:40You feed me.
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