00:00Why is British food shit?
00:01Why is British food shit?
00:04I think it's pretty good.
00:05It depends where you go, sir.
00:07Where were you in London?
00:10You've never been?
00:14No.
00:16It just looks like shit!
00:18Well, I mean, we've got Jamie Oliver,
00:20and we've got Gordon Ramsay,
00:22and we've got Heston Blumenthal,
00:24some of the greatest Michelin-starred chefs
00:26in the world. You've got, of course,
00:26you've got your own. You've got Ronald McDonald
00:29and Wendy,
00:31and the Burger King.
00:35Which I think goes some way towards
00:36explaining why you're such a fat cunt.
00:44It's alright, he's taken that on the chins.
00:52Oh!
00:55What do you like to eat when your show is finished?
00:57Pussy.
00:58What do you like to go out to eat when your show is finished?
01:01Pussy.
01:07Cats or dogs?
01:10Cats or dogs?
01:11Oh!
01:17You're a dog, madam.
01:24You keep setting them up,
01:25I'll keep knocking them over.
01:28I've got three dogs and two cats,
01:30so I guess dogs,
01:31but only by a small margin.
01:33And when I say I've got cats,
01:35I'm not a fucking weirdo.
01:36Obviously, they're her cats,
01:38but...
01:38I like them.
01:40I'm a therapist,
01:41and I'm telling you,
01:42you're a therapist.
01:43You're the...
01:44No, it's the rapist.
01:47Have I had any tea by the harbour down here?
01:49Well, I fucking love it, sir.
01:51Because the origin story
01:53for America
01:54started here, right?
01:55The Boston Tea Party, right?
01:57And this is...
01:57You are...
01:59You are...
01:59No, I feel you,
02:01because why...
02:02America's origin story
02:04is about people
02:04who didn't want to pay tax.
02:09Yeah.
02:12And that is...
02:14That is perhaps why
02:16I feel so very at home here.
02:20You want to pay tax to the king?
02:22Fucking me!
02:24Yeah?
02:25What is the favorite state
02:26you've been to,
02:27and why is it poor?
02:28What?
02:34Florida.
02:34That is a fucking heckle.
02:37You all hear that?
02:39He said,
02:40what's your least favorite state
02:41you've been to,
02:42and why is it Florida?
02:47Perfect.
02:50Nothing but net.
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