00:00I don't know what's wrong with people.
00:03Go to the club, they got, everybody's got a tattoo now.
00:06Oh my God, I can't believe it.
00:08All the guys will get one, right?
00:11They'll put one on their bicep.
00:12Now, every shirt becomes a sleeveless.
00:17They got a billboard their tattoo.
00:20They got to show it off because there's like an emotional meaning behind it, right?
00:26Some idiot will come up, excuse me, hi, I'm sorry.
00:28I'm like, what's the significance?
00:34How do you have a cobra head on your bicep?
00:38Now the guy gets all emotional.
00:40He's like, thanks for asking.
00:45The reason I got the cobra is five years ago.
00:48My father got, excuse me.
00:52My father got bit by a snake.
00:57So to remember him by, I put the snake head on my bicep.
01:00It's not done yet.
01:01It's never done, right?
01:04They always got to go back, get shading.
01:072019, I'm going to have the whole cobra haul off of my body.
01:13For now, it's just a head.
01:15But what's going to happen, it's going to drape across my chest.
01:20It's going to cascade down my torso.
01:23The tail's going to wrap around my nutmeg.
01:27Oh, no laughs for my dad, you know?
01:32It's going to creep around my back.
01:35The rattle's going to tickle my nipple.
01:40And out of my nipple, it's going to say, damn.
01:48Rest in peace, you know?
01:53What the hell are you doing to yourself?
01:58What, did you forget he died?
02:00What, do you look down in the shower?
02:02Oh, yeah!
02:03Yeah!
02:13People ask me all the time, Sebastian, why don't you have, why don't you get a tattoo?
02:18I go, huh?
02:19I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris.
02:25Right?
02:25I'm going to grab the camera.
02:25That is what I Π½Π°Π·Π²Π°Π».
02:26It's something I'm going to spend with you here.
02:26It would drop back on me there.
02:26I love you, then I love you.
02:27I'll remember to grab theγ thing for me.
02:27I was just going to throw it in the shower.
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