00:01I was sitting in my house a couple weeks ago, just relaxing.
00:05My doorbell rang. This is weird.
00:08It's a different feeling when your doorbell rings today opposed to 20 years ago, right?
00:1320 years ago, your doorbell rang? That was a happy moment in your house.
00:19It's called company.
00:23I'd be sitting there on a Thursday night watching TV.
00:26Your doorbell rang? The whole family shot off the couch.
00:28Oh, my God!
00:31Put the lights on. Somebody's here.
00:34We got people.
00:40The whole family went to the door.
00:43The kids were in socks. They slid up to the door.
00:52Nobody looked to see who it was.
00:56You just opened up the door.
00:58You were like, oh, my God. Look at this.
01:06Look at who's here.
01:08And you're asking, what the hell are you doing here?
01:12And the person would be like, I was in the neighborhood.
01:16I thought I might stop by, see how the kids are doing.
01:20They're like, oh, come on in.
01:23We're going to have some cake.
01:27Your mother had a little Antemans.
01:30It'd be some Sarah Lee crumble cake.
01:33Just in case company came over.
01:37She made an announcement when she bought it.
01:40She's like, listen, nobody touch this cake.
01:43This is for company only.
01:45Those crap muffins, those are for you, Pete.
01:51You better hope to God somebody comes over so we can cut the cake.
02:02She put her cake in the middle of the table.
02:04Proud of it.
02:05And then she put it right in the middle.
02:07Cut yourself a slice.
02:09Want a cup of coffee?
02:11Want some Sanka?
02:16Yeah, that's old school.
02:18A lot of the young kids are looking at me like, what is that, an iPhone app?
02:24What the hell is Sanka?
02:29Your mother had a tin, brown and orange tin of Sanka, ready to go just in case the company.
02:36She put a big pot on the table.
02:37Go ahead.
02:39Nobody had a cell phone back then.
02:41If your house phone did ring, your father stood up and said, nobody get that phone.
02:48We got company.
02:52And you lost track of time.
02:54Two hours went by.
02:55You were like, we got to get out of here.
02:57That's okay.
02:58Next time we're going to come by you.
03:00Yeah, my door's always open.
03:04Now your doorbell rings.
03:09It's like, what the fuck?
03:28All right, your own mother's crawling across the kitchen floor.
03:32Get down, my army crawl.
03:35Army crawl.
03:35Get in the closet.
03:38Go get the sword in the living room.
03:39Somebody get the sword underneath the couch in the living room.
03:42There's a sword.
03:46All right, you have to turn and ask your family, you invite anybody over?
03:49You invite anybody over?
03:56There's always that person upstairs that didn't hear the bell.
04:00They come walking down.
04:01What the hell is going on?
04:03Get the hell down.
04:03Somebody's outside.
04:05They're at the door.
04:06I think they saw a movement.
04:11Oh, God.
04:12I got to open it.
04:13I got no cake.
04:13I got no sink.
04:14I got nothing.
04:17Got nothing for these people.
04:22You can't stop by anybody's house anymore.
04:27If you do, you have to call from the driveway.
04:32You're like, I'm here.
04:34Can I approach?
04:37It's me and three other people.
04:39We're going to walk up through this side.
04:41Is that your mother with a sword?
04:43Why did you have a sword?
04:46Why did you have a sword?
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