00:00I don't even stay with my family, let alone strangers.
00:06I get it all the time.
00:08Every time I go to a city, I know people there,
00:10and they're like, just stay with us.
00:12We have plenty of room.
00:14I ain't staying with you.
00:20You ever stay with people?
00:22It's weird.
00:22They put you in some weird room.
00:24Nobody uses.
00:26Single bed, Star Wars sheets,
00:28Darth Vader, C-3, Theo.
00:32Can't even get comfortable.
00:34You ever get into somebody's bed?
00:35It's weird.
00:36You get in.
00:37You can't.
00:39Look to the left.
00:40There's a booger wall.
00:41Somebody started a booger wall?
00:53Try and get comfortable.
00:54You can't.
00:56The owners always come in and knock on the door,
00:58and they're going to tell you what's wrong with the house.
01:00You always get that little knock.
01:02Are you sleeping yet?
01:05No, I'm going to stand.
01:06Why?
01:07What's going on?
01:08You got a booger wall here to your left.
01:10You haven't seen that yet?
01:12Nothing?
01:15They tell you just before you go to bed,
01:17just so you know,
01:18the toilet in the hallway,
01:19do not flush that.
01:20If you do, we're going to have to evacuate the home.
01:25When you shower, cold is hot.
01:27Hot is cold.
01:27We've been trying to fix that for years.
01:31When you're done showering,
01:32we ask if you could please squeegee.
01:35Squeegee?
01:38What?
01:38I mean, I got to get clean, now naked.
01:41I got to search for some weird wand
01:44that lives in your shower for 23 years.
01:48Take the wand and start wiping off shower pellets
01:51as my balls touch the tile.
01:58What, do I work here?
02:03I'm not cleaning the shower.
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