00:00I kind of go to a body shop, you ever go there, man, they're waiting for you to pull in.
00:05What are you going to do, fix it in your garage?
00:07You do body work? I know nobody that does this.
00:10I got to go in.
00:12You go to a body shop, everybody comes out.
00:14The whole garage.
00:17When you pull in, there's a guy that, hey, we got one, let's take a look at it.
00:23And they swarm the car.
00:25They just, I thought I was at a Cirque du Soleil show.
00:39Then they call out the head guy.
00:41It's the best actor they got.
00:45Frankie, you want to take a look at this?
00:48As soon as he sees the car, he's like, whoa.
00:52What, did you get sideswiped by a semi?
01:00I said, no, my wife calls this a graze.
01:03She says, she says, you could get it out with some carnauba wax.
01:06I can't open the door, but she says, this is a $9 job with some carnauba wax.
01:13I can't yell or scream at the house.
01:15I have to suppress all my emotion and feeling into my feet.
01:19And I don't know who I am anymore.
01:20But she just says it's a graze.
01:23I don't understand why she didn't see anything.
01:26We have sensors and a camera in the vehicle.
01:29But of course, I could mention that in the heat of the moment,
01:32or I'd be sleeping outside on the lawn.
01:34So if you could just get out your wax and buff that out, that would be fantastic.
01:51So this guy knows he's got me.
01:55And he goes into his whole spiel.
01:57They always get on one knee.
01:58I don't like when they do the one knee job.
02:03And then they start talking to themselves.
02:07It's a shame.
02:09It's a shame.
02:17See, if you would have got hit an inch.
02:23An inch here, I could have buffed it out.
02:27But since your wife hit it when she hit it, I got to remove the quarter panel.
02:33I got to take out the trunk, remove the seats.
02:36The engine's got to go.
02:38What?
02:40Man, I'm just spitballing here.
02:43But 20, 21 grand, don't quote me on that.
02:46I haven't removed anything.
02:48But that's what I'm guessing from the start.
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