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00:06More goodies for the crew. Love this place. Never leaving. 50, 100, 150, and just an easy two dozen. Easy
00:17peasy. Nothing hard about it. They love it. They love it.
00:25Liquid gold, baby. Let's go. Let's go. I love it here. I love it. Let's go. I'm trying to see
00:42like how many. I think you in South America is the best though. Yeah, you got to go to like
00:46fucking go to Brazil to the fellas or something. Take down a few of those girls.
00:50Well, I already took down all of North America. So like that's one continent down. North America. I did. I
00:56did Mexico, Canada, USA. What about Donnie? Doesn't he like fucking going on these crazy trips? Yeah, but I don't
01:02know. Or Chaps. What about Chaps? Chaps was just in Columbia. They're both married with children. Yeah, but you go
01:07on the trip with them for fucking, what's the show he's got? Drop the Fit? Yeah, fucking, bro. I mean,
01:13it's doing good to show. Yeah, and I can be like the side plot. Yeah, exactly.
01:15Yeah, I think my top three that I have to conquer would be Colombia, Argentina, and Brazil. Brazil might be
01:23a little dangerous. Brazilians are crazy. Yeah, it might be a little dangerous though. Yeah. It might be a little
01:26like security mic or something.
01:29There's nothing. I mean, eggs just kill you with machetes. No, they're nuts. Yeah, they're crazy. So where did you
01:33hit at the hotel? When you smash these girls out at the hotel or their house? At my hotel. Oh,
01:37yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37What was the one deal with the girl who had a chaperone or something like that? Oh, parents? That was
01:43her parents who came. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. So...
01:46Remember, I seen that you were talking about the girl was like, oh, I have to have a chaperone or
01:50something like that?
01:52I think it was a cousin. Oh, okay. I think my cousin has to come, but then the cousin bailed.
01:57So then instead, they gave me a two-hour window.
02:00Who gave you this window? Her parents? Her parents. Give her a two-hour window.
02:03How old is she? 23. I don't know. It's different. Are you still talking to her?
02:10Really? I mean, like, what am I going to do? Like, keep texting the girl that lives in...
02:13Why are you talking about? She doesn't have papers.
02:17No passport. She can still get a visa to come here. No?
02:20I don't know how this works. You should know. You're a girl from London.
02:22Yeah, I was paying visas. Yeah, it's travel visas.
02:25Well, don't you need a passport? Your wife had any sisters?
02:28Yeah, they all need... They want papers, yeah. Oh, my God.
02:31Do they want... Do they want to get... Let me see if I can...
02:33I could marry one for you, but they're going to have to let me hit.
02:38And then after we do that, they should do whatever they want.
02:41Yeah, I mean, it's got to see. They pay you. You know that, right?
02:44Oh, really? You didn't know that? How much?
02:46Yeah, they're 30, 40,000.
02:48Bands? Set that up. Get them on the line. They'll do...
02:51That's how it works. We'll call them right now.
02:53What do you think? You pay them? They pay you.
02:55All right. Hey, I'll split it with you.
02:57If they give me 40, I'll give you 20.
03:00I get 20, you get 20, I get a nut, and they get citizenship.
03:03It's not a matter of that game.
03:05No, you can't be out.
03:06I need you to go to South America somewhere.
03:10God damn it.
03:12What if I bring Tate with me, and then he could give still shots, and then we sell them on
03:19OnlyFans?
03:21I'll tell you what. I will say this.
03:23If you made that video on OnlyFans that you did, what do you want to do?
03:26Give me one of those girls?
03:27You'd have been a millionaire today. Millionaire.
03:30Sherry's been pitching me to do OnlyFans for two years.
03:33I mean, you'd be the richest guy at the company within probably a week.
03:37It's a good idea.
03:39Maybe not. Actually, Dan at the empty.
03:41Yeah. We'll see.
03:42Danny?
03:42They'll call me Christopher Columbus.
03:44Yo, what's up, me?
03:45How's everything?
03:46Just conquering, discovering new land and territories, and marking them.
03:52Summer is here, and I love to golf, and nothing goes better with golf and hanging out with your friends
03:56than the refreshing kick of citrus of Mountain Dew.
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04:08Grab a Dew, tasting great since 48.
04:15Sitting in Bush HQ, Jerry sends a text into the me and Sass group chat with a Dave tweet,
04:19and I'm like, oh, fuck, here we go again. We're going to get shit on.
04:22I open it up.
04:23The tweet just says, Austin Jenkins is 100% compromised.
04:27Now, I don't know anything about that.
04:29I know nothing about that.
04:30I know nothing about what he's talking about, but he's been acting a little weird.
04:35No, but here's the problem.
04:36I don't know.
04:38I'm the last to know of all this shit, but is there something I don't know that I'm going
04:42to find out on the act, and then I'm going to be like, oh, that was a mistake.
04:45I don't know what's going on.
04:46This is, and then he tweeted again, and he said, around Christmas time, I was traveling,
04:51and Austin ran to take a picture of Christmas tree in a hotel lobby.
04:56I asked why he did that.
04:58He said he just liked Christmas trees.
05:00I should have known something was fishy then.
05:03Yeah, Austin's not a warm embrace type of human.
05:06I mean, he's not a guy that's just going to snap a picture of a Christmas tree.
05:09I'm the last to know of all this shit.
05:11I did know about Hannah and Austin maybe a month ago.
05:21He's dark inside.
05:22You know what I mean?
05:23There's no really warm light.
05:24Something was definitely off.
05:26I don't know what exactly compromised means.
05:31Looking for someone?
05:32Patika in here?
05:33No.
05:34No.
05:34Okay.
05:35I'm trying to find her.
05:36If you see her, let me know.
05:37I'm like Lewis and Clark.
05:38We're just going out into the wilderness.
05:40We don't know if we're going to get to California.
05:42Is that Lewis and Clark?
05:44Pretty sure.
05:46I'm pretty sure I nailed that.
05:49We're getting into a fucking canoe,
05:50and we're going to see what we see.
05:52Who's your sex?
05:52Do we have?
05:54Kate.
05:57We'll see.
05:57Who knows where this is going to go?
06:00Uh-uh.
06:01Nope.
06:01Nope.
06:01Nope.
06:02Nope.
06:02Nope.
06:03Nope.
06:03Nope.
06:03Nope.
06:04Nope.
06:05Okay, can I get asked you about your tweet?
06:07What?
06:07I said I'll keep my mouth shut.
06:09Yeah, what's up?
06:09Guess what?
06:10Keep it?
06:11Listen, here's the thing.
06:12I can't get fired.
06:13There's plenty of things that could be said.
06:15Plenty of things that could be said.
06:17For now, I'm going to make sure that I keep my job.
06:21So my lips are sealed.
06:24We'll see how things shake out.
06:25Yay!
06:26This is exciting!
06:27Bye!
06:28Bye!
06:29All of them out.
06:30I want the files leaked.
06:34I want it all out, bro.
06:36Drop it all out.
06:38Marshall's back.
06:38That's it.
06:39That's it.
06:40Marshall's back.
06:41Oh, what a fucking day.
06:43It's just a good day to be at Marshall Sports, bro.
06:46It's nice to know that everyone's got a little smoke to them.
06:49In fact, I already knew this, though.
06:51This is not the news.
06:53This whole office is fucking each other or dating each other,
06:56and I'm the only one who gets ripped for it.
06:58So don't I like, just, hold on.
07:00Like, let everyone know that everyone has smokes in them.
07:03That's why I get mad.
07:04Because it's like, oh, if smokes does it, it's a big deal.
07:06But if everyone else gets to fuck here,
07:09they hide it in the closet for them.
07:11No one.
07:12Marshall's back.
07:13Yeah, this ain't no new news.
07:15This ain't no new news, bro.
07:18This is standard screening.
07:20We saw the early, we got the early showing.
07:23This place is buzzing.
07:24This is why everyone needs to keep fucking.
07:27See, like, the content we get out of this shit?
07:30I hate.
07:30And if you know what the best part is, screw it.
07:32It's not me.
07:33Not you.
07:33It ain't me this time.
07:35It's like, you don't have a fingerprint on this.
07:37Nope, I'm good.
07:38I'm good.
07:39We'll see why you like it so much.
07:41Oh, yeah, it's glorious.
07:43Words.
07:44I sent out a tweet.
07:46I think it's bars, honestly.
07:47I said, for everyone asking,
07:49this whole office is either fucking or dating.
07:50This isn't new news.
07:52Nor do I care.
07:52I just think it's crazy.
07:54I almost got fired for getting a drink with Ella.
07:56Meanwhile, everyone has little smokes in them.
08:01Annika?
08:01Yeah?
08:02You replied to Dave's tweet again.
08:04I can't help myself, okay?
08:06I'm trying.
08:07I'm trying to keep my mouth shut.
08:09Here's the thing.
08:10My shit gets aired out.
08:11It's about damn time.
08:12This whole building's gonna fucking burn
08:14if they figure out what the fuck people are up to around here.
08:17I'll tell you that much.
08:19God.
08:19And it's not me.
08:20Not me this time.
08:21Woo!
08:21I'll tell you what.
08:23The shit that happens inside these walls
08:2510 times fucking worse
08:27than the shit seen on fucking Beach House.
08:29I'll tell you that.
08:30So you could grab a whiteboard and help Nate out?
08:32I could grab a whiteboard and help Nate out
08:34and I can connect all.
08:36In fact, I've tried all probably, what?
08:4075 relationships that have happened in the office?
08:46So we're just letting it go today.
08:49My life, my life has been very publicly online for everyone to see whether I like it or not.
08:55In fact, hated it.
08:56Hated it on Spring Break House.
08:58But you know what?
08:58It happened.
08:59So why was it just me?
09:01You know?
09:02Plenty of people 10 times guiltier than I am of things 10 times worse than me.
09:07If I can't fuck, no one can fuck.
09:09Just put a no fucking rule or let everyone fuck.
09:11I don't even want to go do this stream now.
09:14I just want to lurk around here.
09:15I dated you.
09:17I know you dated me, sweetheart.
09:19I'm free.
09:20I'm home free.
09:21I did nothing wrong.
09:24I'm a free man.
09:26And I'm flying away.
09:28Why don't you change those words?
09:29How about you shut the fuck up?
09:31I'm here.
09:31How about this?
09:32Ready?
09:33Is that better?
09:33No, Nick.
09:34Come on.
09:36No context.
09:38Just...
09:39Is it?
09:48Hey, girl.
09:49If you want to get in that mud, you jump in.
09:51I just showered.
09:52I'm good.
09:53Come on.
09:53You're like me.
09:54You can't keep your mouth shut either.
09:55Neither one of us can.
09:57I just want justice for smokes.
09:59That's all.
10:00Equality, equality, equality.
10:02Can't just call out one bad guy and not the rest.
10:04Tell them, smokes.
10:05NWO.
10:06NWO shit, man.
10:07Damn it.
10:08I still got the shirts.
10:09Next one.
10:09Deutsch, we're not counting that one time with you and me, right?
10:12Did we kiss too?
10:13No, I kissed Sante.
10:15What?
10:16I was kidding.
10:18What?
10:19You kissed Sante.
10:20I was too.
10:21I was joking.
10:23Oh.
10:25They did kiss.
10:26I did kiss Sante.
10:30I'm not tapping on you.
10:31That's Lil' Smokes, bro.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:33Don't say that.
10:34Hey, Lil' Smokes.
10:35You shut the fuck up back there.
10:41I don't know.
10:42That's a good question.
10:44Lil's where the echoes every day, huh?
10:48So, breathe.
10:49Oh, God.
10:52You see my tweet?
10:55Oh, wait.
10:56Dave said maybe Smokes is a misunderstood genius after all.
10:59Goddamn right.
11:01Free smoke.
11:02Free smoke.
11:03Free smoke.
11:06I got kicked in the dick for way too long about banging while this whole office fucked each other.
11:10Back again.
11:12Free me.
11:12It's been fair.
11:13This whole office isn't fucking with each other.
11:16Some of us fucked people from the other office, too.
11:18The only thing I'm confused about is, I feel like I never, our conversation has always been,
11:24maybe it's a bad idea to keep doing that.
11:26That was, yeah.
11:27That was our conversation.
11:28Yeah, yeah.
11:29But part of me being, Dave texted me after the carries bringer shit, basically saying,
11:33do you not care about your job?
11:34I'm about to fire you.
11:35So that's where I'm like, well, bro, this whole office is banging.
11:38Like, why am I the only one getting fired?
11:40Because I went on the yak and did it.
11:41You are the loudest.
11:43I didn't do that, though.
11:44That's true.
11:46You're the loudest about being a fuckboy.
11:48That's my brand.
11:49I know.
11:49That's what you want.
11:51I don't care.
11:52I think it's a good thing.
11:54I just don't like being chastised for it.
11:56Like, I'm the only one that's ever done it.
11:57I think you have a show.
11:58You have two shows out of it.
11:59People have been banging here for like 23 years.
12:01This company was built on bad bitches hanging out newspapers.
12:05Like, everything has been built around sex here.
12:08And I'm the only one that did it.
12:10They were hired to sell newspapers.
12:14Congrats on the show.
12:16Congrats on.
12:23I don't even know where to start.
12:25What's the compromise part?
12:27That's what I'm trying to compromise.
12:28I mean, again, I knew Austin and Hannah were dating.
12:30I think probably, I don't know, someone told me maybe a month ago.
12:33Yeah, you breaking news, Ken.
12:36There's more stuff that we probably don't know.
12:39Oh, Dave.
12:40Yeah.
12:41What's up?
12:41So Austin is compromised.
12:43Not compromised.
12:44He's 100% compromised.
12:47What's with?
12:48There he is.
12:49He's gone.
12:50Oh, you put him in the back seat.
12:51Yes.
12:52Convenient.
12:52Oh, Dave.
12:53Austin obviously is with me a lot and is kind of my right-hand guy.
12:57And if I knew he was dating somebody, the employee, there's probably a lot of information that would not have
13:02gone to him.
13:04I'm a steel vault.
13:05And he's saying, you know, I can't trust him with a lot of information.
13:10So he's compromised.
13:11What is Nikki Smokes?
13:11Nikki Smokes is walking around like he just won the Super Bowl.
13:15Oh, yeah.
13:16I mean, it does look good for him.
13:18We crucified him for fucking around the office and everything.
13:20Thank you, Dave.
13:21And my right-hand guy's fucking Montoya.
13:23And then it's like, you know, is that why she wasn't in Spring Break House?
13:27And there's so many different things.
13:29Oh, okay.
13:31Okay.
13:32And then I literally asked him, like, Annika, a friend or a foe?
13:35He's like, foe.
13:36So it's like, oh, Austin, was the Christmas tree photo sent to Hannah?
13:42No comment.
13:43No comment.
13:47I do think it legitimately has an effect on a lot of our jobs.
13:51That's another thing I can't say on camera.
13:53Now, what I will say about the iceberg is I think both of their histories are important
13:57to why it's a big deal that they're hooking up.
14:01Now, are you saying this isn't the first time?
14:02We brought you on for clarity.
14:03I think we're all a lot more confused.
14:09Question from Brandon.
14:10Are you saying this isn't the first time they've engaged in inter-office relationships?
14:13Is that what you're saying?
14:14I'm not saying shit.
14:15No, if I guess the right answer, you have to give us something.
14:20Yes, that is what I'm saying.
14:21Okay.
14:22I said I think it legitimately has an effect on a lot of people's jobs.
14:26I know that to be true.
14:28So it's people, in what way?
14:30See, and that's another tangled web I can't get into.
14:34You're saying it brings up a fair point.
14:36Oh.
14:37I do.
14:38I do.
14:39I know it.
14:39I know it to be true.
14:40Are you saying maybe some of Hannah's foes have now become Austin's foes and those people
14:45aren't getting opportunities?
14:46Good one, Danny.
14:48Yeah, that was.
14:49Okay.
14:50Well, I didn't know you were dating then.
14:52People are people.
14:52I think people are, first of all, we're not dating.
14:54Second of all, this like insinuation.
14:56What?
14:57Hold on.
14:57Time out.
14:58Time out.
14:58Time out.
14:58What?
14:59Austin, you sent a tree.
15:01You sent a tree.
15:02You sent a tree?
15:03You sent a tree.
15:22This is the biggest waste of my life today coming in for this.
15:25I thought we were recording.
15:27It was to sit around and watch.
15:30This is the biggest waste of my entire life, honestly.
15:34I can't believe that this has the entire company actually showing up to work and actually
15:41like invested and interested.
15:43This is fucking insane.
15:44I'm confused about what you're talking about.
15:46Can you talk like a man?
15:48Speak up.
15:49I'm confused about what you're talking about.
15:50I can't.
15:50You're whispering.
15:51No, I'm not.
15:51You just have fucking hearing problems, Don.
15:53No, but I also can't hear like.
15:55You can't.
15:56You have hearing damage.
15:56Speak up.
15:57What were you saying?
15:58I said, what do you mean people came in for this?
16:00I think everyone just came to work normally today.
16:02Dude, there's never been this many people in the office in the existence of this office.
16:06How would you know?
16:07You're never here.
16:08Are you fucking kidding me?
16:09You're not here.
16:10Everyone that's here is here every day.
16:12Who's here at 5 p.m.?
16:13Who's here at 6.30?
16:15I'm sure you are.
16:15I'm not disagreeing with you.
16:17At noon, this is when everyone is here.
16:19It definitely couldn't be me.
16:21You're accusing of therapy.
16:22Oh, no.
16:23I'm not.
16:25Anyway.
16:26Couldn't be me.
16:29Oh, I love you, Mitz.
16:31A big reason why I was on and off with Austin was because I was fully like, this is a
16:36horrible
16:37idea.
16:38Because also at that point I was like, this is going to get messy.
16:41This is going to be bad.
16:41I think me looking at it, I'd be like, there's probably a special treatment situation there.
16:46And if that's the case, I would like special treatment.
16:50I bought the fucking microphone for the show.
16:53I haven't.
16:54I've had to buy all of this shit for myself.
16:56I don't have a budget for my shows.
16:58Annika was my best friend.
16:59The things that I've told her are because she was my best friend.
17:02When did that stop?
17:03I didn't know that the situation ship was getting sent there.
17:07Like, I fucking didn't know anything about that.
17:10The situation ship being?
17:11Brady.
17:11Brady.
17:12Yeah.
17:12Got it.
17:13And then I definitely could have reached out to Annika more for sure.
17:16I'll take that one on the chin.
17:17Again.
17:17Okay.
17:18More questions.
17:19More questions.
17:19More confused.
17:21I feel like Annika has the keys to all this.
17:24And I don't want to make her say that she doesn't want to say.
17:27I like Annika a lot.
17:28I don't want to put her in a compromise.
17:29She knows everything.
17:30But when you're tweeting out an iceberg pic, I want to see the rest of the iceberg.
17:34You already know the shit.
17:35You're already in it.
17:36Once you know the shit, you're in.
17:38You understand?
17:39I don't know anything.
17:40So then you not telling me, is you getting mixed up in the shit?
17:45Because there are lines being drawn.
17:47And if you stay on that side, you know what I'm saying?
17:51I know everything.
17:52I know.
17:52All of you know everything.
17:53And you're keeping it from me.
17:55You gotta get in the group chats, man.
17:57And you're trying to pretend like you don't want to tell me because you don't want to be in the
18:01mix.
18:01You're already in the mix or else you wouldn't know the shit in the first place.
18:04Ask him.
18:06Wait till you hear about all the dudes I've been fucking in the office.
18:09This is something we'll talk about at camp while we have a beer by the campfire.
18:13This is the issue.
18:15All you guys are all.
18:16I mean, bro, we're talking about people.
18:17All I have to do is talk about who gets sucked and who fucks and who's sucking and fucking.
18:21No, this isn't.
18:22And I fucked and I sucked and I sucked and I fucked.
18:24And I came and then I came again and I fucked and I sucked and I fucked.
18:27And then I'm like, who?
18:29You talking about me?
18:30And then I ask you, who said the mean thing?
18:33And you're like, oh, I can't say that.
18:35No, no.
18:35This is.
18:36That's all you do is talk about all this shit.
18:38I'm not talking about like the.
18:39She's not talking about like the bodies, bro.
18:42That's my point.
18:42It's like I would never in a million years talk about sucking and fucking and fucking and sucking.
18:46And you guys will just openly talk about that left and right.
18:49You're like, yeah, I just came.
18:50Wait.
18:51I'm asking you.
18:52Sorry I'm late, guys.
18:53I just was fucking and getting my dick sucked in the bathroom.
18:56And you'll just say that.
18:57You'll just say that in the open.
18:58And then I'm like.
18:59You're crashing out on the wrong person.
19:00And then I ask you, who does Annika not like?
19:02And you're like, I can't say that.
19:04I've never said that.
19:05That's what you're doing right now.
19:07I should have been like Anna.
19:08What are you talking about?
19:08Give me the iceberg.
19:09Give me all the iceberg you got.
19:10Where is the one you want to start on?
19:12Who is the iceberg?
19:14It means there's layers to this shit.
19:16This is what I'm fucking saying.
19:18It's all of it.
19:18Who did you fuck last weekend?
19:20And then if I asked him that, he'd corner me and talk for four hours about the mole on her
19:24butt cheek.
19:25I really don't even know what I'm talking about.
19:26Yeah.
19:27But y'all could put that together.
19:30But what I actually want to know something.
19:36I'll tell you off camera.
19:38I'll tell you everything you want to fucking know.
19:39You know how.
19:41You speak smoke.
19:42Start speaking like how he speaks.
19:44Be like, come on, play.
19:45It's shit.
19:46All right, cameras off.
19:47All right, cameras off.
19:48Hey, shit.
19:49All right, cameras off.
19:50Let's stamp that.
19:52Me and you will talk long.
19:53Cameras off.
19:53Cameras off.
19:54My wife's going to kill me, smokes.
19:56You can call me when you leave here.
19:58When I go home, my wife's going to be like, I saw the yak was crazy.
20:01What happened?
20:02Tell me everything.
20:02And I'm going to say, I don't fucking know.
20:04I'll tell you.
20:04I'm going to say, look at Annika's picture of an iceberg.
20:06That's as much as I know.
20:07Okay.
20:08Just look at the fucking iceberg.
20:09I got a question of smokes.
20:10When did Hannah and Annika stop being friends?
20:13After spring break house because she thought Hannah was a bad friend to her after the situation
20:19ship got flown out, all that shit.
20:20And honestly, Hannah was not there for Annika.
20:23So she's right.
20:23And then after that, they just hadn't been friends.
20:25I got an answer from smokes.
20:27There you go.
20:28That one I can answer, but in terms of like, who might have been fucked over with their
20:33jobs, like I'm not saying that on camera.
20:35I'm going to start doing this shit around the office.
20:36I'm going to be just vague.
20:37No, just vague.
20:38Just like, I can't say that.
20:40You're the most vague person we have.
20:42I can't say that.
20:43I can't say that.
20:45You're an introvert.
20:47No, I know, but I can't say that.
20:48I can't say that.
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